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(The cover of Fight!’s May 2010 issue, on newsstands now.)

Thank God as you understand Him it’s Friday, right guys? I remembered to actually look at a few of your comments this week, which means it’s time to give away one-year Fight! Magazine subscriptions to three lucky bastards. And those bastards are… 

steampunk22 on "Filho Blames Bellator for Visa Issues; Says Organization Was Scared Because They Heard He Was in Shape":
Ariel Helwani demonstrates what six weeks of the "Overeem Horsemeat Diet" can accomplish. Plaid shirts will never look the same again.

Soda Popinski on "Tidbit of the Day: Jon Jones Turned Down Fight With Lil’ Nog at UFC 114":
seriously. whats wrong with a fighter choosing to use his brains over ignorance/arrogance that might say, "i got this…no problem..sign me up". bones knows how tough lil nog is and probably has a grasp on the truth of how ignorant it might be to take a fight against a guy you dont know much about and shouldnt take lightly.
and when jason brilz gets blitzkrieged into 2011, listen closely, cause i’m sure over the faint whispers of ‘the kid had heart’…you’ll hear the roars of, "damn, probably shouldnt have taken the fight on short notice".
just sayin’.

Clyde on "Video: Brandon Vera Compares Muay Thai vs. Karate Kicks on Sports Science": 
Hi, I’m John Brenkus, and today, we’ll be looking at the Shogun vs. Machida rematch, with the help of a fighter who would undoubtedly lose to either of them…Brandon; take it away.
Yeah, looking at it like that, I can see why they went with the "one of the UFC’s best light heavyweights" line instead. I guess this video shows that sometimes [puts on CSI Miami sunglasses] the truth hurts.

If your name has been called, please drop a note to with your real name and address, and we’ll get you set up. If your name was not called, please accept a virtual hug as a token of our appreciation. Big props to Fight! for the hookup…

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steampunk22- May 15, 2010 at 3:48 pm

I have faith in the Ninja, your day will come my friend. And it will be glorious.

Also, I apparently have won a magazine subscription, thanks CP!
Mr_Misanthropy- May 15, 2010 at 3:45 pm
All you have to do is remove the red X from the magazine cover to expose the truth.
Almost North- May 15, 2010 at 1:20 pm
So I just noticed at the bottom of that cover "plus Bobby Lashley, Paul Daley, and Roger Huerta" Damn that is a suddenly embarrassing list.
Mr_Misanthropy- May 14, 2010 at 6:28 pm
I bet ten bucks Chael's palms are sweating like a rapist's when he walks up to that cage, regardless of what he posts on his twitter account.
Almost North- May 14, 2010 at 6:17 pm

Do you represent the lollipop guild?
Nut Puncher 9000- May 14, 2010 at 6:09 pm
I could have eaten Alphabits and shit better comments than these...just saying.
jizzninja- May 14, 2010 at 4:26 pm
Today's a sad day, as was when I turned 18 and realized 5'6" guys rarely can dunk. Today I realized ill never make comment of the week. I'm an absolute failure in the cybor world. Please pray for mojo....
Clyde- May 14, 2010 at 3:59 pm
Yeah, I'm just fucking with you guys. I of course meant child porn.
RearNakedPoke- May 14, 2010 at 3:42 pm
sure Cyde...sure
Under Banga- May 14, 2010 at 3:37 pm
And WTF is up with Chael`s rib cage ? Eh? Theres a human intrest piece right there Chad?! Your mission should you ........
Clyde- May 14, 2010 at 3:23 pm
I would also like to clarify that the CP in the post above is for this CP. Not the abbreviation for Child Porn.

Just so we're clear.
Clyde- May 14, 2010 at 3:21 pm
Yes, thanks rlh; I'm feelin the love. I originally just put "the truth hurts" but then I realised my unintentional pun and went Horatio on its ass. Or something like that.

I'd like to swap for the T-shirt too. Or the cash equivalent. I'm actually rocking the HOF one today as chance would have it. But I don't need a subscription to a MMA magazine; CP is all I need.

I can't remember who it was but my favourite comment this week was, along the lines of "it works better if you imagine him adding quotes around "horsemeat"."
Kellenavalanche- May 14, 2010 at 3:18 pm
Clyde's is pretty epic.

Who's drinkin'?
Almost North- May 14, 2010 at 3:09 pm

I wouldn't light Chael on fire if I were you. He takes that shit personal.
rlh61- May 14, 2010 at 2:59 pm

I knew I left a few out. You were on that list too...especially after the 'Ghost Hunters' comment on the 'Weekend Dad' thread..
Mr_Misanthropy- May 14, 2010 at 2:55 pm
I also can barely read so I have no idea what the fuck I would do with a useless magazine prescription other than use it for tinder to start cooking fires in my cave when I roast goat meat.
Mr_Misanthropy- May 14, 2010 at 2:53 pm
I require neither praise nor recognition to sustain my massive ego.
rlh61- May 14, 2010 at 2:42 pm
Nice job, boys!

Clyde, make sure you remember me, dawg...I gave you your props right after you posted that comment. And it still makes me laugh.

There were some good ones this week from the usual suspects...ReX13, mcreadysshack, viva hate, El Famous, El Guapo, Almost North (and his troll/gremlin thingy).

I thought fo' sho' there would be a 513 comment about Ken Shamrock in the Quote of the Week running...
Almost North- May 14, 2010 at 2:29 pm
It was always my plan not to be picked and you all fell for it.

Nice choice in comments, grats guys.
Goog- May 14, 2010 at 2:21 pm
There are no more shirts. I've won them all. Hell, I've got so many maybe I'll hand a few out for comments I find funny.

Anyone know any sites with funny comments?
Merlin- May 14, 2010 at 2:13 pm
It would be fun to see him win and put an actually beat down on "the Spider" (or again bring out the best in him) but on the other hand ... who would ever root for Chael Patrick Sonnen as their Middleweight Champion?

Honestly Anyone ...
macreadysshack- May 14, 2010 at 2:01 pm
No, Soda, not only did I not get a comment of the week but I do not have any seats, floor or otherwise, to UFC 114.

I guess I better get back to doing my 'Artist's Way' exercises.
DangadaDang- May 14, 2010 at 1:56 pm
CP needs to start giving out subscriptions for the best comment IN the Comments of the Week page.
Soda Popinski- May 14, 2010 at 1:51 pm
macready...just love me.
i heard you got floor seats to UFC 114. ill trade ya.
Derekrva- May 14, 2010 at 1:49 pm
Jay Mohr would be proud...I laughed lots