(Props: Johnny B. Submit your MMA fighter t-shirt designs by Sunday night, or regret it forever!)

It’s Friday afternoon, which means it’s time to give away some subscriptions to everybody’s favorite monthly MMA rag, Fight! Magazine. (By the way, the cover interview with Chael Sonnen in the May issue is worth the price of admission, so pick it up.) Three brave members of Potato Nation went above the call of duty this week…

Almost North on "Jake Shields Doesn’t Remember Most of First Round Against Hendo": 
So he missed the good part of the fight?

MoTropolis on "‘UFC Primetime: Rampage vs. Evans’ — Episode 3 Video": 
"I got him a snuggie since after I beat him retarded he is gonna be putting his clothes on backwards anyway."


Mr_Misanthropy on "Top 10 MMA Conspiracy Theories":
How about the one where the UFC is a front organization for the house of Saud, they sold ten percent to Dubai to strengthen relations with Al Qaeda and they have been making in-roads with the American military so they can turn the top-secret Fight for the Troops into the next Pearl Harbor. Chael Sonnen is actually a Republican mole/ sleeper agent sent to gather information on the Fertitta’s and their shadowy terrorist group. Station Casinos is just a front to funnel funds back to Hamas and other middle eastern groups, as well as an enjoyable getaway from the moral inflexibility of the Arabian world for senior terrorists. Little do they know that when the secret catch phrase gets uttered in the presence of Sonnen and Lindland they both go JCVD and start kicking fools in the neck and tearing throats out like Roadhouse. Top that shit.

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We’d like to take a moment of silence for Mr_Misanthropy, who died under mysterious circumstances immediately after posting this comment. (It may have looked like your standard auto-erotic asphyxiation mishap, but Misanthropy had hung himself while beating off hundreds of times. Are we really to believe that he just got sloppy? Especially when he had so much to live for? Follow the money…) As for Almost North and MoTropolis, please send your names and addresses to contest@cagepotato.com, and we’ll hook you up with some magazines. Bless you, commenters.