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It’s Friday afternoon, which means it’s time to give away some subscriptions to everybody’s favorite monthly MMA rag, Fight! Magazine. (By the way, the cover interview with Chael Sonnen in the May issue is worth the price of admission, so pick it up.) Three brave members of Potato Nation went above the call of duty this week…

Almost North on "Jake Shields Doesn’t Remember Most of First Round Against Hendo": 
So he missed the good part of the fight?

MoTropolis on "‘UFC Primetime: Rampage vs. Evans’ — Episode 3 Video": 
"I got him a snuggie since after I beat him retarded he is gonna be putting his clothes on backwards anyway."


Mr_Misanthropy on "Top 10 MMA Conspiracy Theories":
How about the one where the UFC is a front organization for the house of Saud, they sold ten percent to Dubai to strengthen relations with Al Qaeda and they have been making in-roads with the American military so they can turn the top-secret Fight for the Troops into the next Pearl Harbor. Chael Sonnen is actually a Republican mole/ sleeper agent sent to gather information on the Fertitta’s and their shadowy terrorist group. Station Casinos is just a front to funnel funds back to Hamas and other middle eastern groups, as well as an enjoyable getaway from the moral inflexibility of the Arabian world for senior terrorists. Little do they know that when the secret catch phrase gets uttered in the presence of Sonnen and Lindland they both go JCVD and start kicking fools in the neck and tearing throats out like Roadhouse. Top that shit.

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We’d like to take a moment of silence for Mr_Misanthropy, who died under mysterious circumstances immediately after posting this comment. (It may have looked like your standard auto-erotic asphyxiation mishap, but Misanthropy had hung himself while beating off hundreds of times. Are we really to believe that he just got sloppy? Especially when he had so much to live for? Follow the money…) As for Almost North and MoTropolis, please send your names and addresses to contest@cagepotato.com, and we’ll hook you up with some magazines. Bless you, commenters.

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fatbellyfrank- May 29, 2010 at 1:58 am
What.the.fuck. I go away for a week, on my return the first thing I read is that my bro Misanthropy, is dead and actually a chick? then he returns to advise the rumours of his death are somewhat exagerated? Misanthropy are you out there?
ghostboner- May 28, 2010 at 11:01 pm
Hold it right there. Nick Diaz is no fan of Pure Fucking Norwegian Black Metal!!!!!!

@Missed Her, Miss Polygamy: I'm half hermaphrodite-half God(on my father, Liam Neeson's side) I love beer like Lyoto & Father love hot urine, don't smoke which means more for you, I love fighting, I love Elton John (and also Black Metal), And hate everything else. Except boobs. Whaddya say? SHall we start shopping for a pre-nup lawyer? In your best Whimpy voice, "I will gladly pay you Tuesday, for a beer swilling, fight loving, Black Metal rocking-out-with-cock-out-to, Elton john influenced, bearded hermaphro-god. Today"
MoTropolis- May 28, 2010 at 7:14 pm
Wait, so Mr_Miss is Nick Diaz? Nevermind, he said "lads", not "fags".
Mr_Misanthropy- May 28, 2010 at 6:38 pm
I leave for like two hours to go do some shit and I'm dead and a woman. What the fuck? I'm cool with the dead part but I'm no broad.

If you lads can find me a bitch that drinks half as much beer as me, smokes half as much weed as me, loves fighting, black metal, and hates everything else... I'll take her. And I'll pay you for her next Tuesday-ish...

...and it's Missed Hair Missing Entropy...

ghostboner- May 28, 2010 at 3:55 pm
@Rex - Thank you, Thank you. So are you gonna get me a magazine subscription now?
MoTropolis- May 28, 2010 at 2:22 pm
@ whitey

I think I won because my impression of Rashad was so spot on and hilarious. You prolly had to be there when I first made the comment, because as with anything else, its never as funny when cage potato re-tells it.
ReX13- May 28, 2010 at 1:44 pm
I knew that Mr. Miss wouldn't be long in claiming his reward for hilarity.

Bonus points to whoever came up with "Mr Miss and Throw Pee".

Props boys, enjoy the subscription. Still haven't seen my first free issue, but i remain optimistic.
cecils_pupils- May 28, 2010 at 1:41 pm
Props to all for good comments. I have figured out why Mis-ant-trophy cannot win a prize. I used a special math formula:

Mr_Misanthropy(AOL + Bored at work)(Ben Fowlkes + Has CP Gear) = no prize
Shaky- May 28, 2010 at 1:32 pm
^
I don't pay for magazines...and what!
justscrappin- May 28, 2010 at 1:29 pm
No way....If Mr. is a female...I'm going to be pretty impressed. She definitely has the most guy-like sense of humor ever if that is true. Must be a dyke.....kidding take it easy.
Almost North- May 28, 2010 at 1:19 pm
@shaky

Nothing cures homosexuality like a good double leg.
El Guapo- May 28, 2010 at 1:13 pm
I don't wanna live in a world where a Mr. ANYTHING is a female. Oh, and that Rampage shirt is, indeed, the shit. Where can I get one?

Goodbye cruel, cruel world, where you can't tell a man from a "whoa"-man..
justscrappin- May 28, 2010 at 1:09 pm
I see we are already campaigning for next week huh shaky? Just like Sonnen and Lindland.
Angry Whopper- May 28, 2010 at 1:08 pm
Um, I think Mr_M is actually a female. Which just makes her that much cooler. If I'm wrong, well, it'll only be the sixteenth time this week anyway.
Shaky- May 28, 2010 at 1:05 pm
Instead of getting Roadhouse did Misanthropy in fact mean that when the secret phrase is mentioned (hint: same sex civil partnerships) that Lindland and Sonnen drag the person nearest to them to the floor and lay on them for 15-25 minutes in the hope that it will cleanse them of their liberal agenda?
justscrappin- May 28, 2010 at 12:51 pm
I thought that pretty much everything Mr said this week was cp gold. Kudos to you rude ho's.
Mr_Misanthropy- May 28, 2010 at 12:41 pm
At least I died happy. With a penis shaped like a BMX bicycle grip. Most people don't achieve their goals in life before the end snatches them away...
whitey- May 28, 2010 at 12:40 pm
did i miss something? the second winner pretty much just quoted what a fighter originally said and wins?!
ben- May 28, 2010 at 12:14 pm
 @jimbonics Yeah, contest@ is brand new...just something we want to use going forward to separate the prize-claimers and photoshop contest entries from all the other bullshit.  But don't worry, because the feedback account gets to us just the same.
jimbonics- May 28, 2010 at 12:13 pm
Is contest@ new? 'Cause a couple of weeks ago I submitted to feedback@. If I'm going to not get a magazine, I would at least like to submit to the proper authority.

And that Rampage shirt is the fucking WIN. Fucktons better than the Caol Uno shirt, or the Sylvia shart.
BONGTAR- May 28, 2010 at 12:10 pm
Dana is Osama bin Laggin.
Sakuraba3900- May 28, 2010 at 12:06 pm
RIP Mr M... We will all miss you and remember you when we hang ourselves from our closet with our belts while we please ourselves. You will be missed.
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