(Fight!‘s June 2010 issue, on newsstands now.)

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– Come back to CagePotato.com tomorrow night beginning at 10 p.m. ET for our liveblog of Strikeforce: Fedor vs. Werdum.

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Disco-Platypus on "Knockout of the Week: Marlon Sandro Flattens Masanori Kanehara in 38 Seconds, Wins Sengoku Featherweight Title": The Sengoku championship may as well be labeled, "The Champion Who Would Crumble Most Quickly When Faced With American-style Wrestling."

DangadaDang on "Report: Batista Signs With Strikeforce; Opponent and Date of Debut Set to Be Announced": He is aware that no one in MMA can be brought out of a sleeper hold on the pure energy of a chanting crowd, correct?

And finally — uh-oh, get comfortable…


bierergoggles on "Consider Your Minds Blown; Anderson Silva Training With Steven Seagal for Sonnen Fight and Chael Couldn’t Care Less":

Steven Segal is kind of like a "Mercenary" these days, roaming the earth killing, or training people to kill. I think him training Anderson Silva is a good thing as he understands "The Path Beyond Thought" and can help Silva re-ignite the "Fire Down Below". He will help Anderson with the realization that he is "Under Siege" by Sonnens relentless attacks but until they fight, him retaliating would be a "Flight of Fury".

I think Sonnen is "On Deadly Ground" and is only hurting himself as he has now pushed Silva to train harder and go "Out For Justice". Sonnen is "Born to Raise Hell" with his verbal onslaught and does not realize that all the talking is making him "Marked for Death". He sees himself as "The Patriot" and he is so "Submerged" in his own hype, he thinks he is "Above the Law" and that he is actually "The Keeper" of the secret of to beat Anderson Silva.

What Chael does not realize is that he is putting the rest of the UFC Middleweight Division "Under Siege 2, Dark Territory" as he has essentially "Pistol Whipped" Silva, who is already "A Dangerous Man". His "Kill Switch" has been flipped and Silva is now "Driven to Kill".

When the fight begins and they touch gloves, Silva will lean in and whisper (in perfect English I might add) "Today You Die". After a few minutes when Chael is fully in “The Belly of the Beast” he will realize he brought a “Machete” to a gun fight. The entire fight Silva will always stay just "Out of Reach" of Chaels relentless takedown attempts. It will be like fighting a "Glimmer Man" and Chael will realize that Anderson is truly “Hard to Kill”. Only when Sonnen is “Half Past Dead”, eyes swollen shut, fighting "Against the Dark", and his attacker appears to be but a "Shadow Man” will Silva go "Out For a Kill".

The next day for Sonnen will be a "Black Dawn" as he will feel like he was beaten by an entire "Attack Force". Covered in lumps the size of “Clementine” oranges, his face burning as if it’s been pressed directly “Into the Sun”, Chael will have to face the fact that he was dished out some "Urban Justice" by "The Foreigner".

As the “Ticker” counts down the days to UFC 17, Chael better pray that Dana White makes an “Executive Decision” and cancels the fight in the best interest of his health.

[Ed. note: Bro, you left out The Onion Movie.]

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