Steroids in MMA
Which MMA Fighter Will Test Positive For Steroids Next?

CagePotato Comments of the Week: Sittin’ Sidewayz

Bang-up job in the comments section this week, Potato Nation. You’ve inspired us to give away some t-shirts — but whose smart-ass contributions are worthy of being rewarded? Well…

blackboxmma on "TUF 12.6 Recap: Boom, It’s Gonna Be a Disaster": 
Jonathan Brookins looks like a partially erased Ben Henderson. 
[Ed. note: You know what's crazy? Brookins's girlfriend looks like a hot female version of Ben Henderson.]

cecils_pupils on "The Apocalypse Must Be Near: Jenna Jameson Might Be Broadway-Bound": 
This is the way that mother douches feed their young.

jimbonics on "Chris Leben Arrested (Again!) for DUI After 2 AM Truck Crash": 
If only he had some Fatherly guidance, these things wouldn’t happen.


djp1988 on "Ken Shamrock Scores Much-Needed Victory Over Jonathan Ivey": 
Paul Wall let himself go.
[Ed. note: So dead on it's scary.]

El Famous Burrito on "Doctor Confirms That Tito Ortiz Is a F*cking Idiot": 

I think most of you guys have drawers full of CagePotato t-shirts already, but if you want another one, send an e-mail to with your name, address, and shirt size. Thanks.

Cagepotato Comments

Showing 1-25 of comments

Sort by : Show hidden comments
Susan B. Sandwiches- October 23, 2010 at 5:35 pm
I thought my play on Leben thinking he beat Akiyama in the second round was a wittier reference to make.

Then again I think everything I do is wittier than other people. This whole website just doesn't get me etc etc.
RwilsonR- October 23, 2010 at 5:26 pm
I love coming on here and reading FBF's comments on the stories from the day before. I know he doesn't get them until later than we do, but then it gives me a reason to look back at the ones from the day before.

Anyway, I checked the mail today and what did I find waiting for me? The CagePotato shirt from a few contests back that I was waiting for all these weeks. It restored my faith in this world. CP came through as I knew they would. I'm going to be rocking that CP shirt to the Chargers/Patriots game tomorrow. I know it is a different sport... but I'll stand out amongst all the fucking same old lightening bolt jerseys.
cecils_pupils- October 23, 2010 at 10:13 am
Charming Charlie, you, as always, are a complete fucktard. Please cease and desist your constant whining, and promptly go fuck yourself.
Hank Mardukis- October 23, 2010 at 10:12 am
@ fbf

jimbonics- October 23, 2010 at 8:38 am
^5 fbf
MoTropolis- October 23, 2010 at 5:44 am
fatbellyfrank- October 23, 2010 at 2:50 am
A sense of humour perhaps?
Charming Charlie- October 23, 2010 at 12:02 am
Even after Jimbonics explained his, I'm not entirely sure it's a joke. Correct me where I'm wrong.

Premise 1: Leben was mocked for being a bastard on TUF season 1.
Premise 2: He has another DUI
Joke: These two things are related.

Something feels missing.
ms125- October 22, 2010 at 8:49 pm
oh yeah LEWLZ
fatbellyfrank- October 22, 2010 at 8:11 pm
EFB fo sho, but the dick in the oatmeal comment got the same reaction from me, wasnt that EFB as well?
Mr_Misanthropy- October 22, 2010 at 7:24 pm
EFB was dope, fa sho.
djp1988- October 22, 2010 at 6:58 pm
EFB had me cracking up for about 10 minutes straight.

It's so hilarious because you know Tito is probably going to scream this at every deaf person he meets from here to eternity (or next neck injury).
LAS- October 22, 2010 at 6:16 pm

Just keep bitching about it and you'll get your shirt. Same thing happened to me like 2 years ago, which is apparently the only funny comment I've ever made on this site.
HipHopHieronymus- October 22, 2010 at 3:51 pm
I think the penis in oatmeal comment should have been up there
jimbonics- October 22, 2010 at 3:48 pm
EFB, when I saw your comment yesterday, the first thing I thought of was Garret Morris. To see CP use it as the screencap for COTW... well... that's the reason I hang around these parts.

Art, it was a play on the Fatherless Bastard tag Leben was slapped with in season 1 of TUF.

Comedy is subjective.
danomite- October 22, 2010 at 3:37 pm
There is hope, Gentlemen. I received a Cage Potato T-Shirt in the mail today! Santa does exist after all. I mean, they did only send the one shirt even though I won two of them, so it's kinda like when you ask for a new XBox and Santa leaves one of those "video games" from K-mart with 200 different games that all look like Centipede. But really, who am I kidding? If I got 2 shirts I'd probably just end up using the second one to clean up the mess after watching some dude ram Tito Ortiz's wife in the pooper.
Art Gibs- October 22, 2010 at 3:31 pm
Can someone explain why jimbonics's comment is funny?
KarmaAteMyCat- October 22, 2010 at 3:29 pm

Gimmie a Shirt and I'll wear it for my fight.
cecils_pupils- October 22, 2010 at 3:28 pm
To mediocrity and beyond!

Seriously though, I am happy that my half-assed attempt at comdey earns me a CP T-shirt and I will rock-the-hell outta that shirt if it ever comes in the mail.

Now the first phase of my quest to attain top keyboard warrior status is complete!
ghostboner- October 22, 2010 at 3:20 pm
Oh how I love COTW. Especially cecils pupils' comment. That is just rich.

Also, you guys are gonna piss off Tito with that article title about him being an idiot. He is gonna join the Dana & Kongo club, only he won't knee your nuuts, he will talk shit about you, lose to you, and then bitch about the decision, citing his cracked skull and possibly your soft head. Cause, ya know, Jews and Canadians have soft heads, fucks up their ekalibberum.
Nealio- October 22, 2010 at 3:12 pm
Not a single Jake Shieldzzzzzzz comment made this list... wow..
Douchey McDoucherton- October 22, 2010 at 3:08 pm
I find it completely awkward that you're both thinking about Ben Henderson
BONGTAR- October 22, 2010 at 2:55 pm
@ Rwilson - I picture you sitting on the porch with your baseball glove and a ball wishing you had someone to play catch with. Just sitting there for the day that your daddy\t-shirt comes in.
RwilsonR- October 22, 2010 at 2:47 pm
@ MoTro - it's like you just told me Santa Claus doesn't exist, or that fights in Japan are fixed. If you can't pin your hopes on the honesty and sincerity of CP, what else do we have? I'll still check the mailbox every day. I know it is going to come. It has to......
MoTropolis- October 22, 2010 at 2:26 pm

We're not getting those shirts...but lets be honest, we do it for the community, not the fabric.