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CagePotato Comments of the Week

Kyra Gracie jiu-jitsu sleeping asleep hot sexy girl
(Shhh, Kyra‘s sleeping.)

OMFGLOL, you guys…

shitwhistle on ‘Gambling Addiction Enabler: UFC 93: I saw that pic on 
[Ed. note: Why don't you have a seat over there...]

Clyde on ‘Kyra Gracie in VIP Magazine‘: Just remember if she’s on top of you, don’t reach for the boobs. You’re just asking to get armbarred.
[Ed. note: See, isn't that better than the endless "triangle choke" gags?]

‘Whistle and Clyde, please send your names, addresses and shirt-sizes to, and we’ll mail you a "Hall of Fame" tee at our earliest convenience. Keep rockin’ the comments, everybody — they bring joy to our lives.

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Jesus- January 18, 2009 at 8:50 am
"he turned his head down and bit my cock"

For future notice, try washing it once in awhile.
Lucifer- January 17, 2009 at 9:41 am
Thats right...toe hold bitch. And I'm only getting better after some guy named Leites sold his soul to me for a win
God- January 16, 2009 at 11:43 pm
I one time through a triangle on Jesus, but then he turned his head down and bit my cock. Fucking crazy bastard!

Lucifer was kicked out of heaven because he tapped my old ass out... by a toe lock. He was able to get my pinky out of my Jerusalem Cruiser sandles and submit me.. so I banished him to hell. I am waiting for my rematch.
WAR BONG- January 16, 2009 at 5:40 pm
and he's fukin 12...WAR WHISTLE!
Clyde- January 16, 2009 at 5:04 pm
I'll see you there anyway. It's the pushing old ladies in front of buses that got me.
shitwhistle- January 16, 2009 at 2:06 pm
@ Clyde

It wasn't the six pack that got me. It was the braces and ponytail. Just kiddin' ... it was the six pack.
Clyde- January 16, 2009 at 1:51 pm
I knew my jiu jitsu geekery would pay off eventually (albeit in the form of a T shirt). I was also thinking of something revolving around spooning being analagous to giving up your back but the groping boobs/armbar was actually for a friend of mine who's girlfriend does BJJ and also happens to nave nice tits...

But why am I the one burning in hell? I'm not the one who thought the pre-pubescent with the six pack was hot.
Perdew- January 16, 2009 at 1:46 pm
I also never got my shirt and i'd really like to use it for the public displays of affection contest.

shitwhistle's comment was pure genius
mayhem420- January 16, 2009 at 1:34 pm
Good one's this time around CP!
Old, Bald and Irish- January 16, 2009 at 1:32 pm
Way to go shitwhistle!

Totally deserved!

You may not post much, but when you do, IT'S GOLD!

...good luck wih that Everest thing...
Derekrva- January 16, 2009 at 1:19 pm
Hey let's say I won a shirt about a month ago and haven't received it in the mail yet. When should I go visit the Bens at their homes and take what's rightfully mine?

Jokes...but how long does it usually take to get those sweet threads?
shitwhistle- January 16, 2009 at 1:11 pm
I won a t-shirt on CagePotato!

One more thing to scratch off the old bucket list.

Next up... Mt. Everest!!
Ouch! That hurts- January 16, 2009 at 1:07 pm
Funny as hell Clyde, funny as hell!

Not to say it's as funny as a lake of fire and brimstone and listening to Hitler ask you "is it hot enough for you?" in german for all eternity.

Wow, I'm glad I'm an atheist!
rokabee- January 16, 2009 at 12:58 pm
Can I have a shirt anyways?