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("Listen bro, you rough up your girlfriend or one of your multiple wives, that’s your business. But when you assault a grandfather clock, somebody has to go to jail.")

Hey, who wants a CagePotato t-shirt? Oh yeah? So buy one you cheap bastard. (For one thing, they’re great for hiding your gynecomastia.) Here are the witty commenters who will be getting their shirts for free:

The irish car bomb on "War Machine: ‘F*ck an Obama’":
w washed up
a ass hole
r retarded mother fucker

m mentally ill (expects sympathy hahaha)
a arguably gay
c cant hold back a full face of tears on every occasion he gets
h he acts like a little bitch
i i dont even know why he gets this much attention hes such a loser
n never going to fight in any company worth mentioning ever again
e evan tanner is one of the most respectable people in mma history so go home
and cry yourself to sleep little johnny
[Ed. note: MY GOD THIS ACROSTIC]

agentsmith on "Gambling Addiction Enabler: Affliction’s Day of Reckoning": The nostrils truly are the windows to the soul

Jugger on "Monson Update: Ex-Girlfriend to Turn in More Graffiti Pictures to Authorities": Check it out! Steph just updated her facebook status:
"I was going to rat on Monson for cheating on me and two other women, but some creepy stalker named ‘Crap Factory’ explained to me how wrong I am for answering the Cop’s questions about my ex’s past exploits. I’ve decided to forgive him for wasting a year of my life, lying to me, possibly giving me an STD, getting violent with me, and basically kicking me in vag while I was down. Thanks Crap Factory! You are my new moral compass!"

If your name has been called, please e-mail feedback@cagepotato.com with your real name, address, and size, and we’ll have a shirt out to you in 6-8 months. 

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herpesfinder- October 14, 2009 at 6:59 pm
std? Check STDromance.com for dating
Anonymous- January 24, 2009 at 11:35 am
Yeah 'bonerjams 98', war machine's humor is really "high-brow"... barely decipherable for the ignorant masses. Go take another rip off your bong and shut up.
bonerjams 98- January 24, 2009 at 12:49 am
I also happen to find war machines humor quite refreshing and real break from the low brow comedy of most mma fighters.
bonerjams 98- January 24, 2009 at 12:42 am
not one of those posts were the least bit funny....and I'm high as fuck right now.
shitwhistle- January 23, 2009 at 11:55 pm
Here's my acrostic.... feel it....

W. hitwhistle
A. hitwhistle
R. hitwhistle

M. hitwhistle
A. hitwhistle
C. hitwhistle
H. hitwhistle
I. hitwhistle
N. hitwhistle
E. hitwhistle
Anonymous- January 23, 2009 at 8:15 pm
Monson's ex-drag queen: "I've decided to forgive him for... possibly giving me an STD."

She either thinks she got that nasty burning sensation from sitting on a tractor in her bikini... or banging an assortment of random monsonesque meat heads bare-back... you be the judge.
Anonymous- January 23, 2009 at 8:15 pm
Monson is not a beast. Monson is a dumb asshole. Period.
Anonymous- January 23, 2009 at 3:26 pm
I didn't know War Machine's flaming gayness was ever in question. Arguably gay? Hardly. The guy probably brushes his teeth with cock.

Btw, really sorry if I offended anyone in the gay community. I know most of you guys would have nothing to do with that douchebag.
Anonymous- January 23, 2009 at 3:22 pm
This is the first time I've seen that bad ass picture of Monson facing off with the pigs! Where did it come from? Those cops ALL look scared.

And props to Monson for being not only a beast, but an intellectual beast at that.
Creamy CA Roll- January 23, 2009 at 2:35 pm
Maybe it doesn't take a lot of time. I really don't care since I don't have the patience to attempt it. All I'm saying is that there were better comments on here this week IMO.

OK, enough bitching from me. Congrats to the winners
walrus- January 23, 2009 at 2:22 pm
@ Creamy

How does an acrostic poem take time? I use to bust those out in 1st grade like nobodies business. The Irish Car Bomb was just smart to capitalize on the originallity.
Goog- January 23, 2009 at 2:21 pm
Yeah. Not the best picks. I think this post of mine is funnier. Wait....

Ok. There. Now it's funnier.
Sneaky Pete- January 23, 2009 at 2:19 pm
That was the winning comment? What about the rest of us who have gynecomastia and aren't clever? I'm lactating bitter milky tears of shame right now. thanks.
Creamy CA Roll- January 23, 2009 at 2:01 pm
The irish car bomb got a shirt for that? That comment just proves he has too much time on his hands. There was some gold on this site this week, especially from shitwhistle. He had at least 3 comments on here this week that had me rolling.

For shame prize committee, for shame!
Ouch! That hurts- January 23, 2009 at 1:42 pm
CP is just interested in Greek culture and it's historical significance, oh and the anal sex too.
Señor Tampon- January 23, 2009 at 1:32 pm
CP....... Tsk tsk
So not funny
k- January 23, 2009 at 1:21 pm
6-8 MONTHS?!?
agentsmith- January 23, 2009 at 1:13 pm
See, it's funny cause he's got big nostrils and such.
Anonymous- January 23, 2009 at 1:09 pm
OK CP... I appreciate the links to get retards (like myself) to expand our vocabulary and all, but I gotta ask, what's with all the Greek? Just curious...
Anonymous- January 23, 2009 at 1:02 pm
Oh yeah, one more thing... How come alliteration gives me a boner?
shitwhistle- January 23, 2009 at 12:45 pm
6 to 8 months?

Geez.... at that point, Tito will have made it in to the UFC Hall of Fame, rendering the shirt obsolete.

Can't you just send me a snorg tee instead?
Anonymous- January 23, 2009 at 12:38 pm
lmao at 6 to 8 months
Oatmeal- January 23, 2009 at 12:28 pm
lmao nice caption CP
Ouch! That hurts- January 23, 2009 at 12:28 pm
@ Wuwu

classic!
WUWU- January 23, 2009 at 12:15 pm
C can't really understand why someone would think those posts are funny?
A ...
G ...
E ...
eh, that's harder than it looks
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