MMA Fighter Challenges People to Punch Him in the Face, Everyone Fails

CagePotato’s Greasiest Comments of the Week


(It looks like GSP learned some of his moves from YouTube too…)

andrewm on "LubeGate Break: For the Sake of Your Sanity": I wish Vermont Teddy Bear Company would start promoting, just so i can hear Dana say, "those fuckin teddy bear guys."

CoconutSkin on "LubeGate Break: For the Sake of Your Sanity": Can we please stop calling it LubeGate, it just doesn’t roll off the tongue. I have found the solution (to more than just this problem) is LubriGate.
[Ed. note: You're right; that slips off the tongue like feet off of a greased-up French-Canadian's back.]

Kadumel on "Trainers Speak Out on St. Pierre Greasing Controversy": For someone with grease on his back, St. Pierre sure did punch BJ in the face a lot.

TUF Guy’s Dad on "Chiappetta: NSAC ‘Doesn’t Really Have a Leg to Stand On’…": Dammit son, you’re embarrassing me
[Ed. note: Thanks for trying to get him in line, TGD. We simply don't know what to do with the boy anymore...]

Alright fellas — send your names, addresses and t-shirt sizes to feedback@cagepotato.com and we’ll send you a CagePotato "Hall of Fame" tee pronto. By the way, if you haven’t won a shirt from one of these weekly giveaways yet, you probably never will, so you might as well just bite the bullet and buy one.

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Gina Carano's Vagina- February 8, 2009 at 1:08 am
Fuck me
BLs1919- February 7, 2009 at 8:12 pm
BOO...BOO...BOO... BOO to CP on this thread nd adding fuel to the fire. I usually really like Cagepotato, but htis is BS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
someguy- February 7, 2009 at 10:23 am
I don't mind not getting a t-shirt. I just wish my ass to mouth joke wasn't deleted. I think it summed up the whole vasoline thing quite nicely. I'm just saying.
HillBilly- February 7, 2009 at 9:31 am
That's from a movie?

I thought that was a video of GSP training for the BJ Penn fight.

thanks for clearing that up.
fightfan- February 7, 2009 at 4:59 am
Seen both, Transporter and Transporter 2..... Big fan of both movies. Is that a deleted scene??? Anyone know?? Or is there a third Transporter movie coming out????
bonerjams 98- February 7, 2009 at 1:48 am
every fuckin week I deliver the fuckin funny!!! you all know it and love it. yeah it's a little off beat and usually sexually crude and more creepy than funny but dammit I need a shirt mother fuckers like Houston needs a ground game.
Gina's Caranos- February 6, 2009 at 11:49 pm
We really have to give props to CP for relating this Transporter fight clip in light of recent events fabricated by BJ Penn & Co. I'm sure he's the type who will continue making excuses until he gets the result he wants (Whine and make lies, create rumors until FINALLY he beats GSP, if that ever happens...). At least GSP manned up in his losses and offers sound reasoning about his own lack of heart and nerves, or lack of training or wrong mindset, when discussing his defeats at the hands of Hughes, Serra etc.
What a sissy-ass excuse monger, that BJ Penn loser.
Hi.
Gina's queef- February 6, 2009 at 9:51 pm
I'm actually kinda curious how Curtis is going to poop AND shit on everybody. Does it mean he will come back a second time or is it the half diarrhea, a quarter chunks with a quarter combination of blood and corn type of shit where it counts as both?
Fedor a million ankles (aka jeff)- February 6, 2009 at 7:09 pm
^^^ ya i meant to change my name back
The future- February 6, 2009 at 7:09 pm
George "Topical Rush" St. Pierre wasn't funny enough apparently.

I've practically lived at this site since it was created and I haven't won shit yet :(. I'm like the Jon Fitch of CagePotato.
Lysol- February 6, 2009 at 3:43 pm
Congradulations to the winners, you've earned it!

And I don't think the shirts run small, but they are somewhat slim fitting.

And someguy is right, he does deserve half credit. Send that smartass half of a tshirt.
TUF Guy- February 6, 2009 at 3:41 pm
That means Kadumel gets 3 shirts?
dedstrk- February 6, 2009 at 3:03 pm
lubegate, lubrigate, they sound like bad porn movies set in the Nixon/Watergate era.
Curtis Sample- February 6, 2009 at 3:01 pm
ELEVENTH BITCHES!! YOU GUYS CAN'T TOUCH CURTIS SAMPLE!!!! I WOULD POOP AND SHIT ON EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU MOTHERFUCKERS!!! PEACE OUT BROSEPH!!!!
Rick Dickulous- February 6, 2009 at 2:25 pm
You know, I don't comment for the t-shirt, I do it for the competition. If it was the shirt that motivated me, I wouldn't be real. What pushes me to work on my new comment techniques is the love of the sport of commenting and knowing that there's someone like ob&i commenting one step ahead of me.
Jugger- February 6, 2009 at 2:06 pm
A word to this week's winners:

Congratulations and they run small.
Criminally Negligent - February 6, 2009 at 2:00 pm
LOL!

Well done with the video CP, well done.
knightrida- February 6, 2009 at 1:49 pm
Kadumel's comment ftw!
someguy- February 6, 2009 at 1:41 pm
Hey I'm pretty sure I made reference to that fight scene in the Transporter before you posted this. That should be worth at least a half and half
TUF Guy's Dad- February 6, 2009 at 1:41 pm
Yea, I don't know what to do anymore. The training at Xtreme Couture were supposed to help with his confidence, not turn him into a dick. I'm gonna stop paying for them.
TUF Gay- February 6, 2009 at 1:35 pm
Well sonofa.... I never knew I would be re-united with my Father and brother who both turned me into this man loving creature.. all because of Cage Potato.

And I always wanted to know why they loved being a part of the Catholic Church and having sex with me.
Kadumel- February 6, 2009 at 1:28 pm
Hey, I think I should go down in history for being mentioned the most on the news articles (4 times so far! (Only 1 time negative!))
MMANewbExpert- February 6, 2009 at 1:22 pm
WTH! You missed the greatest comment in Cagepotato history from BJ's Thoracic Cage in the article about GSP's crazy strategy. There was like 10 people begging for you to put that comment up as a comment of the week.

BOOO!!!
LukeTheDuke- February 6, 2009 at 1:20 pm
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