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(Arianny Celeste, pre-airbrushing.)

LAS on "How’s Taste My Clay-Pee-Pee?": This will be the best toy ever for the first 3 minutes before it breaks, at which point you will really regret paying 5x as much as you should have for it. on "Scott ‘LionHeart’ Blevins Cannot be Stopped": Guys Got more Balls, Then Anyone Ive Scene Leave a Comment on this, Guy,..Hes Talented by Heart and at UFC, Thats the Kinda Guy we Are Currently Looking for,,He can do the 145 Class,,Really,..Hes 130 but Fights alot of Over Weight Guys,..So I Beleive I Be in Touch with Mr.LionHeart,.Hes Got me Added on Myspace so I Beleive I will do that! Contract it is,Contract it be,.
[Ed. note: Look, I know this wasn't written by the real Dana White; I shouldn't even have to say that. But whether it was written by a Scott Blevins fan, or LionHeart himself, or a snarky CagePotato reader pretending to be Scott pretending to be Dana White (and if so, well done sir), all I can tell you is that "Contract it is,Contract it be,." made me LOL so hard that I immediately set it as my new e-mail signature.]

manutdfan on "Arianny Celeste: Yep, Still Hot": Here we are, Potato Nation, huddled around our glowing screens, ripping apart photographs of a woman that 99.99% of us will never have the chance to land (no, TUF Guy, you are not that .01%). At the end of the day, we shall retire from our cubicles (or ESL class), go home to our shitty hovels we call ‘home’, and think "Well, I really pwned on the comment section today, calling out that airbrush job on AC!" Then our mother’s voice calls out, "Jimmy, get outta the bathroom and come to dinner. Why you stay in there so long, I don’t wanna know!"
Instead, just enjoy the pics, and be happy the Bens bring us such joy.
[Ed. note: *wipes away tear*]

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TUF Guy's Anus- February 28, 2009 at 8:46 pm
Hi TUF Guy, I mean Shit Comments. I am just letting you know, lay off the black guys. I can't take it anymore.

shit comments- February 28, 2009 at 1:48 am
who the fuck wants a shitty tshirt anyway?? there''s so many unfunny fuckers on here now tryin to be wise so they can get some free XXXXXL tshirt for their fat arses this sites gettin shitter by the day. stop with the unfunny! fuck man the news is funnier than this shite. go fuck yourselves.
Sammich- February 27, 2009 at 11:53 pm
Arianny just keeps outdoing herself, with this picture she has broken the 10 point scale and moved on to about a 12. Look at those cute dimples and that sexy mullet. I know guys, you dont have to say anything, I wont be able to sleep tonight either without dreaming about her in this picture.
Ozone- February 27, 2009 at 4:44 pm
you should send that dwhite guy a fucking dictionary instead of a t-shirt and the last one is just blatant ass kissing but if thats what floats the ss cage potato so be it
TUF Guy's a Bitch- February 27, 2009 at 4:43 pm
Ahhh. Finally a pic of TUF Guy. See, I told you he looks like a bitch. I see he/she is going european with the hair under his/her armpits.
Curtis Sample- February 27, 2009 at 3:52 pm
armfarmer stop trying so hard. it is seriously depressing to see such a shameless act of hopelessness.
Michael W.- February 27, 2009 at 3:24 pm
I had to wipe off my screen with Goo Gone after seeing that picture. I love bitches without makeup.
Justin- February 27, 2009 at 3:05 pm
I'm not using my sense of humor while I'm at work. Yall can borrow it when yall decide on the comment of the week next time.
half-baked- February 27, 2009 at 2:40 pm
she's still hot...
JAM- February 27, 2009 at 2:25 pm
Very disturbing picture!
Leopoldo- February 27, 2009 at 2:20 pm
Hey Ben, check out tbadora's comment on "to make certain if a fight is stopped early" page. That was well done too.
TUF Guy- February 27, 2009 at 1:39 pm
Once again, u idiots prove how amazing I really am. I don't even have to leave a comment and u fags won't stop talking about me. Even when I'm not around I have a stalker who pretends to be me. That just shows how important I am in your sick pathetic little lives.
Machete for hands, how did you put me away for good? Lucky for you I have a life and can't be on here every minute of every day. You're as pathetic Kadumal and the stupid Serb who works at taco bell.

Bow down and witness my greatness once and for all. Fags.
Ouch! That hurts- February 27, 2009 at 1:38 pm
"Contract it is,Contract it be,.", really? That won? OK then, good job dwhite. I'm expecting you to wear this shirt at the UFC 96 weight ins.
agentsmith- February 27, 2009 at 1:36 pm
You guys have strange taste when it comes to judging what makes a post funny. And I should know, you gave me a shirt.
War Machine- February 27, 2009 at 1:24 pm
Fuck a TUF Guy
BIG CHRIS- February 27, 2009 at 1:18 pm
Machete for hands- February 27, 2009 at 1:18 pm
you should give me a shirt for putting away tuf guy for good? do your homework and see for yourself
Thoughts- February 27, 2009 at 1:16 pm
Please! No more pictures of TUF GUY. Ever.
armfarmer- February 27, 2009 at 1:05 pm
manutdfan, yours was ok I just wouldn't have picked it as best of the week, but it's mainly the dwhite one that bugs me... wtf??? I don't get it...

The Arlovski one though, that was a good one.
manutdfan- February 27, 2009 at 1:03 pm
mrOrange, if you didn't get my comment, then maybe you should read the twenty-odd before mine in the article. You should be able to grasp it then.

Oh, and thanks, Artigale.
Artigale- February 27, 2009 at 1:00 pm
No offense manutdfan, the important thing is the Ben's found you funny and to get a shirt that is what counts. Although, of the three I get yours more than the others.
mrOrange- February 27, 2009 at 1:00 pm
CP WTF? Serously? Lionheart doesn't even make sense, nor does the Arianny post.

LAS, kudos on the Taste my pee pee though, that was funny as balls.
manutdfan- February 27, 2009 at 12:55 pm
Evidently the same people who I described in my comment of the week are here whining that I'm not funny now.

BTW, Armfarmer, I usually find your posts amusing, and if you haven't yet, you also deserve a shirt.
TUF Guy- February 27, 2009 at 12:52 pm
Bruce Buffer- February 27, 2009 at 12:49 pm
at 3:41 of the opening round, Herb Dean calls a stop to the comment of the week contest, and declares the winner via complete and utter decimation of the english language.....DWHITE@UFC.COM!