(Seems like a pretty good way to throw out your back.)
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Myles Kilometers on "Videos: Maia’s ‘Science of Jiu-Jitsu,’ Ken Shamrock‘s Life Story + More": Before I "jumped" I assumed the "weak old man gets beat up by an MMA fighter" was just more recent Ken Shamrock footage.
The Carpenter on "Videos: Maia’s ‘Science of Jiu-Jitsu,’ Ken Shamrock’s Life Story + More": Close Call. Jesus of Nazareth could definitely take more punishment but his chin was suspect. However, Guida is tough enough to actually fight back, even if he just hugs his opponents. Jesus is tougher in a sense that he can take more punishment, but Clay could probably kick his ass.
In one way, Jesus was a better carpenter because he was more accurate and he took it more seriously. Clay on the other hand, participates in fighting and it is his main source of income so he doesn’t take carpentry as seriously. However, Clay has the better and more advanced tools, so I’d have to say he could build a better spice rack if he had to.
punchguyinface on: "Kirill Sidelnikov, Of All People, Tests Positive for Steroids": that Kirill guy puts the lol in Stanozolol
Brian W on "Is ‘UFC 2009 Undisputed’ in Jeopardy?":
up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, A, B, A, B, Select, Start
That’s the code to unlock Harold Howard. You’re welcome.
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Comments
Fri, 03/06/09 - 12:31
Better job this week, those were pretty funny. The jesus one killed me.
Fri, 03/06/09 - 12:38
that Kirill guy puts the lol in Stanozolol - that is a classic haha. I don't understand the code to unlock Harold Howard. I know who Harold Howard is and his famous moments, but explain the code a bit.
Fri, 03/06/09 - 12:44
@Kadumel It was a comment in regard to a video game (UFC 2009) That was the unlock code for several old school NES games back in the day. It unlocks hidden features to a game.
Fri, 03/06/09 - 12:44
...is now a fan of Cage Potato.
Fri, 03/06/09 - 12:46
I always wonder about the 'Jesus was a warrior', 'Jesus don't tap' type slogans and comments. I mean, where in the bible does is talk about Jesus being involved in any physical altercations . . . oh wait, here it is: Revelations IIVIVIVIVIVIV '. . . and Satan, who just had dropped to the ground to pull Jesus into his guard, slapped a killer triangle choke on the son of God. 'You must tap, or I'll put you to sleep and let the Romans have their way with you', spat the King of Darkness. 'F-you, Satan,' replied Jesus. 'God didn't award me my ji-jistu black belt to be pulled under by you.' With that, Jesus stood up and power-bombed Satan, winning by KO . . . ' Glad I saw that, cause now I know . . . Jesus don't tap!
Fri, 03/06/09 - 12:46
jesus didnt tap because he was nailed to a cross.
Fri, 03/06/09 - 12:50
I know that there are unlock codes for video games, but that particular code doesn't exactly stand out to me. I don't get the humor of why that particular code is funny I guess
Fri, 03/06/09 - 12:52
Oh, . . . yeah, that does make a bit more sense now. But really, shouldn't it be then 'Jesus Couldn't Tap'?
Fri, 03/06/09 - 12:53
You must be REALLY young, kadumel.
Fri, 03/06/09 - 12:54
"The Konami Code" - wiki it, it explained it to me.
Fri, 03/06/09 - 01:01
"punchguyinface on: "Kirill Sidelnikov, Of All People, Tests Positive for Steroids": that Kirill guy puts the lol in Stanozolol" You finally pick a funny one!
Fri, 03/06/09 - 01:02
@ Kadumel: That's from the original Contra!
Fri, 03/06/09 - 01:06
@ Darkside - 24... you realize the code was originated the year I was born right???? Yes know I realize what it is, I guess I never got too into Konami games...
Fri, 03/06/09 - 01:13
You are putting a lot of effort into understanding that joke Kadumel... don't bust a nut over it. Just smile and nod... smile and nod.
Fri, 03/06/09 - 01:29
WHO THE HELL IS MYLES KILOMETERS???????
Fri, 03/06/09 - 02:02
Alright - obligatory whining about the winners starts now: I cannot believe that The Carpenter's rambling, unfunny nonsense won a shirt. Really? Did that make you guys laugh? (Ok, the spice rack bit was a little funny.) No offense to The Carpenter, I just don't get it.
Fri, 03/06/09 - 02:25
The spice rack line is what got me. I lol'd
Fri, 03/06/09 - 03:53
i thought mcdouchertons shit on wands background pictures would win i lol'd hard when i noticed them its better than the kirill one fo sho.
Fri, 03/06/09 - 04:20
I remember that code...wasnt it ...B A B A... though?
Fri, 03/06/09 - 04:55
Myles Kilometers is the dude rocking a won t-shirt.
Fri, 03/06/09 - 06:39
thor didn't tap buddha didn't tap
Fri, 03/06/09 - 06:52
jesus didn't spit it out
Fri, 03/06/09 - 06:53
gayest f**ing shirt ever. fuck religion.
Fri, 03/06/09 - 07:52
the carpenter and punchguyinface's comments made me piss myself a little
Fri, 03/06/09 - 09:40
jesus verbally tapped. Matthew 27:46 - At about the ninth hour Jesus cried out in a loud voice, "Eloi, Eloi,[a] lama sabachthani?"—which means, "My God, my God, why have you forsaken me?"[b]
Fri, 03/06/09 - 10:06
"jesus verbally tapped. Matthew 27:46 - At about the ninth hour Jesus cried out in a loud voice, "Eloi, Eloi,[a] lama sabachthani?"—which means, "My God, my God, why have you forsaken me?"" I thought it meant, "Mazagatti, Mazagatti, what's with the early stoppage?"
Fri, 03/06/09 - 10:29
you pieces of shit just all need to die and go to hell.
Sat, 03/07/09 - 01:50
Jesus Didn't Exist.
Sat, 03/07/09 - 01:51
....that's right I said it nigga nigs.
Sat, 03/07/09 - 05:17
Haha, who the fuck would want this christian shit t-shirt?
Sat, 03/07/09 - 08:31
That was awesome! I literally Laughed Out Loud.
Sat, 03/07/09 - 08:32
@ The Truth Nice.
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