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Myles Kilometers on "Videos: Maia’s ‘Science of Jiu-Jitsu,’ Ken Shamrock‘s Life Story + More": Before I "jumped" I assumed the "weak old man gets beat up by an MMA fighter" was just more recent Ken Shamrock footage.

The Carpenter on "Videos: Maia’s ‘Science of Jiu-Jitsu,’ Ken Shamrock’s Life Story + More": Close Call. Jesus of Nazareth could definitely take more punishment but his chin was suspect. However, Guida is tough enough to actually fight back, even if he just hugs his opponents. Jesus is tougher in a sense that he can take more punishment, but Clay could probably kick his ass.

In one way, Jesus was a better carpenter because he was more accurate and he took it more seriously. Clay on the other hand, participates in fighting and it is his main source of income so he doesn’t take carpentry as seriously. However, Clay has the better and more advanced tools, so I’d have to say he could build a better spice rack if he had to.

punchguyinface on: "Kirill Sidelnikov, Of All People, Tests Positive for Steroids": that Kirill guy puts the lol in Stanozolol

Brian W on "Is ‘UFC 2009 Undisputed’ in Jeopardy?"
up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, A, B, A, B, Select, Start
That’s the code to unlock Harold Howard. You’re welcome.

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Mantooth- March 7, 2009 at 8:32 am
@ The Truth
Nice.
Mantooth- March 7, 2009 at 8:31 am
That was awesome! I literally Laughed Out Loud.
Perennial- March 7, 2009 at 5:17 am
Haha, who the fuck would want this christian shit t-shirt?
Douchey McDoucherton- March 7, 2009 at 1:51 am
....that's right I said it nigga nigs.
Douchey McDoucherton- March 7, 2009 at 1:50 am
Jesus Didn't Exist.
UFC fan- March 6, 2009 at 10:29 pm
you pieces of shit just all need to die and go to hell.
The Truth- March 6, 2009 at 10:06 pm
"jesus verbally tapped.

Matthew 27:46 - At about the ninth hour Jesus cried out in a loud voice, "Eloi, Eloi,[a] lama sabachthani?"—which means, "My God, my God, why have you forsaken me?""

I thought it meant, "Mazagatti, Mazagatti, what's with the early stoppage?"
justin- March 6, 2009 at 9:40 pm
jesus verbally tapped.

Matthew 27:46 - At about the ninth hour Jesus cried out in a loud voice, "Eloi, Eloi,[a] lama sabachthani?"—which means, "My God, my God, why have you forsaken me?"[b]


Your Dumb!!!- March 6, 2009 at 7:52 pm
the carpenter and punchguyinface's comments made me piss myself a little
Anonymoose- March 6, 2009 at 6:53 pm
gayest f**ing shirt ever. fuck religion.
Anonymoose- March 6, 2009 at 6:52 pm
jesus didn't spit it out
Anonymoose- March 6, 2009 at 6:39 pm
thor didn't tap
buddha didn't tap
Myles Kilometers- March 6, 2009 at 4:55 pm
Myles Kilometers is the dude rocking a won t-shirt.
Thoughts- March 6, 2009 at 4:20 pm
I remember that code...wasnt it ...B A B A... though?
Hung like Cung- March 6, 2009 at 3:53 pm
i thought mcdouchertons shit on wands background pictures would win i lol'd hard when i noticed them its better than the kirill one fo sho.
armfarmer- March 6, 2009 at 2:25 pm
The spice rack line is what got me. I lol'd
JoseMonkey- March 6, 2009 at 2:02 pm
Alright - obligatory whining about the winners starts now:

I cannot believe that The Carpenter's rambling, unfunny nonsense won a shirt. Really? Did that make you guys laugh? (Ok, the spice rack bit was a little funny.)

No offense to The Carpenter, I just don't get it.
CanadianProduce- March 6, 2009 at 1:29 pm
WHO THE HELL IS MYLES KILOMETERS???????
Mr. Mister- March 6, 2009 at 1:13 pm
You are putting a lot of effort into understanding that joke Kadumel... don't bust a nut over it. Just smile and nod... smile and nod.
Kadumel- March 6, 2009 at 1:06 pm
@ Darkside - 24... you realize the code was originated the year I was born right????

Yes know I realize what it is, I guess I never got too into Konami games...
Teila Tuli's Tooth- March 6, 2009 at 1:02 pm
@ Kadumel:

That's from the original Contra!
Fenix- March 6, 2009 at 1:01 pm
"punchguyinface on: "Kirill Sidelnikov, Of All People, Tests Positive for Steroids": that Kirill guy puts the lol in Stanozolol"

You finally pick a funny one!
Kadumel- March 6, 2009 at 12:54 pm
"The Konami Code" - wiki it, it explained it to me.
Darkside- March 6, 2009 at 12:53 pm
You must be REALLY young, kadumel.
Sacto J- March 6, 2009 at 12:52 pm
Oh, . . . yeah, that does make a bit more sense now. But really, shouldn't it be then 'Jesus Couldn't Tap'?

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