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("It is our destiny to become an advanced race and to kill the earth in the process, only in all probability to be crushed by an even more advanced and complexed system. One day we will find other human like creatures that have noses on their arms and we will find them ugly and they will find us ugly." More from this insane rant after the jump! Photo props to HolyTaco.)

Dana Mother F$%king White on "Aleks Emelianenko Leaves Red Devil, Continues to Pretend That He Can Fight in America": Instead of hatin’ on him, ya’ll should Hepa brother out.
[Ed. note: ZING!]

El Famous Burrito on "The Potato Index: UFC 96 Aftermath": The UFC needs to get Vince from the Shamwow commercials to pitch title fights to guys:
"Ok Rampage, if you act now, and call your manager in the next 20 minutes, because we can’t do this all day, we’ll send you to Vegas to fight Rashad Evans for the title. And as a bonus we’ll throw in a fight at UFC 99, because we all know the Germans need good fights, you can even use the Shamwow to wipe down those greasy Jackson fighters. You’ll be saying wow every time."
[Ed. note: Hey, it worked for Lyoto "SlapChop" Machida.]


Canadian Produce on "The Potato Index: UFC 96 Aftermath": Did you know that the universe is growing towards complexity? The complexity theory is that the universe started out with a big bang of simple yet infinite matter that blossomed out into ever increasingly complexed systems of light, energy matter and other space stuff. The human complexity is that humans have thumbs to build shit. Shit like spaceships…and to break shit, like peoples faces. It is our destiny to become an advanced race and to kill the earth in the process, only in all probability to be crushed by an even more advanced and complexed system. One day we will find other human like creatures that have noses on their arms and we will find them ugly and they will find us ugly. The point here is that Rashad won’t stay on top much longer. Sure he will beat Rampage but Lyoto has complexed magic. His complexity is more advanced than Rashads and Lyoto will briefly rule the universe (briefly being in relation to the millions and billions of years of the Universe’s existence). You’re welcome.
[Ed. note: Thanks for stopping by, Dan!]

slapjaw ackrite on "Shane Carwin: A Man in Need of a Nickname": Shane "Brock Without the Cock" Carwin
[Ed. note: Clever!]

lightsoutlile on "Shane Carwin: A Man in Need of a Nickname": Shane "The Rolled Back Foreskin" Carwin
[Ed. note: Terrifying!]

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johnnysep- March 14, 2009 at 7:22 pm
not for nothing but this guy got completely robbed!!!!!


Don Says:
Tue, 03/10/2009 - 15:15

Shane "I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico" Carwin
Sammich- March 14, 2009 at 12:41 am
@ maxwell

I guess you are right, the universe always prefers entropy, or disorder. Complexity unfolds to simple things. Like salts that dissociate. But there are many exceptions, like uh all living things, complexity does win out over simple life.
Ouch! That hurts- March 13, 2009 at 9:27 pm
Hey Bens, just got my Fab Five shirt yesterday. Thanks again!
Aimlet- March 13, 2009 at 8:01 pm
WHEN DID KIMBO FIGHT BOB SAPP?
Zuza- March 13, 2009 at 5:12 pm
nothing says these coments suck like a bunch of gaint cocks in the comment section
Jesus Frijoles- March 13, 2009 at 4:02 pm
oops I see you found that on Holy Taco, I had it posted in the forums. I thought it looked like Carwin v Lesnar.
Jesus Frijoles- March 13, 2009 at 3:40 pm
Dude,I get no Cage Potato love for finding the Gorilla fight pic? Bens I am hurt.
CanadianProduce- March 13, 2009 at 2:23 pm
@ Maxwell Smart

Entropy vs. Complexity

Ahhh the beauty of debating the origins of the Universe. In the end, Machida comes out on top anyway.
MMA FAN- March 13, 2009 at 2:18 pm
slapjaw ackrite on "Shane Carwin: A Man in Need of a Nickname": Shane "Brock Without the Cock" Carwin
[Ed. note: Clever!]
thta one was really funny
ben- March 13, 2009 at 2:14 pm
@ John Kimble:Send us your address again, we'll hook you up.
Goog- March 13, 2009 at 2:06 pm
Mine was ...eh... maybe a month.
The Irish Car Bomb- March 13, 2009 at 2:03 pm
@ TUF guy

I got my shirt too. After i won it said that it was going to take 6 to 8 months for me to get the shirt but i got it in only 2 weeks. I was amazed.
Goog- March 13, 2009 at 1:54 pm
@ TUF Guy...

I actually got mine in the mail yesterday. And it's f'ing sweet.
Anonymous- March 13, 2009 at 1:49 pm
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TUF Guy- March 13, 2009 at 1:47 pm
Weak shit. I barely cracked a smile. Then I saw my reflecion in my monitor a little bit and I was overcome with happiness. Then I smiled. And by the way you bigots, nobody ever gets the shirts. It's all a sick fucking joke. TUF Guy out!
Jeffro- March 13, 2009 at 1:41 pm
That pic is fucking awesome. I'll bet that Ben took that Pic while working for the IFL.
Than- March 13, 2009 at 1:40 pm
Seth "The Silverback" Petruzelli gets ready for his upcoming fight against Doug Marshall, he is bringing in a "Rhino" next week to help him prepare.
slapjaw ackrite- March 13, 2009 at 1:36 pm
(in phil baroni's guido accent)

I'm the most average in a minute!
maxwell- March 13, 2009 at 1:36 pm
uhhh, that rant is wrong, fyi.
overtime, entropy in a system (the universe) increases.
aka the 2nd law of thermodynamics.
(entropy is the opposite of complexity, at least the way he meant it)
John Kimble- March 13, 2009 at 1:35 pm
i never got my shirt.
rokabee- March 13, 2009 at 1:32 pm
I just lost 18 brain cells from watching that video from Dan.
Whore Machine- March 13, 2009 at 1:32 pm
Nice pic. I had no idea Bob Sapp and Kimbo fought before.
UFCinCalgary- March 13, 2009 at 1:28 pm
those are as bad as Phil Baroni's celebrations after a win!
TUF Guy- March 13, 2009 at 1:27 pm
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