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Everybody likes to be recognized for their work — even if it’s the "work" they do on MMA-blog comment sections when they should be actually, you know, working. And so, our first order of business: The winners of Wednesday’s impromptu Rampage-on-Dr.-Phil caption contest.
hotsaucemonster [winner]: and i guess at that moment i realized that perhaps it was me that had the nasty ass stank breff the whole time
Dana_Plight [first runner-up]: "Every guy I went to high school with, except for one, is dead. Someone poisoned the grape soda at the high school reunion. The one survivor was diabetic, he couldn’t drink grape soda…and that’s why you shouldn’t join a gang."
Maine Blazer [second runner-up]: James Toney sees two rednecks.
hotsauce, please shoot me your address and I’ll send you something nice. Dana and Maine, you guys are eligible for some CP shirts (see the end of this post). We’d also like to take some time to pay tribute to some of the week’s other comment-section power-players…
danomite on "Exclusive Photos and Recap: Butterbean Outlasts Deon West at LFC 43 in Indianapolis": are you telling me some woman was able to find Butterbean’s penis?
Smitty on "Please, God, No: Royce Gracie Wants to Fight Again at ‘UFC Rio’": I’m not even worthy to comment on such a legend of the game. This guy was there from the beginning. I got too much respect, and admiration for how he changed EVERYTHING in this game. So I take my hat off to OB&I, just for showin up.
[Ed. note: Seriously, buddy, where you been hiding?]
Viva Hate on "‘Layzie the Savage’ May File Charges Against Jason Miller After Gym Confrontation": I figured out how we can get it done, next season of Bully Beatdown, Layzie the Savage confronts a man who has been bullying him, calling him a bitch and slapping his hat off, a bully simply known as Mayhem. The fighter defending his honor will be Nick Diaz.
[Ed. note: Somebody get Viva a job as an MTV season-finale planner!]
qwerty on "Wednesday Morning MMA Link Club: The Sweetest Bitch You’ll Ever Meet": Chris Leben looks like the love child of Dana White & Dana White.
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