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CagePotato Comments of the Week: The Bastard’s Father

(Yeah, kind of!)

Everybody likes to be recognized for their work — even if it’s the "work" they do on MMA-blog comment sections when they should be actually, you know, working. And so, our first order of business: The winners of Wednesday’s impromptu Rampage-on-Dr.-Phil caption contest.

hotsaucemonster [winner]: and i guess at that moment i realized that perhaps it was me that had the nasty ass stank breff the whole time

Dana_Plight [first runner-up]: "Every guy I went to high school with, except for one, is dead. Someone poisoned the grape soda at the high school reunion. The one survivor was diabetic, he couldn’t drink grape soda…and that’s why you shouldn’t join a gang."

Maine Blazer [second runner-up]: James Toney sees two rednecks.

hotsauce, please shoot me your address and I’ll send you something nice. Dana and Maine, you guys are eligible for some CP shirts (see the end of this post). We’d also like to take some time to pay tribute to some of the week’s other comment-section power-players…

danomite on "Exclusive Photos and Recap: Butterbean Outlasts Deon West at LFC 43 in Indianapolis": are you telling me some woman was able to find Butterbean’s penis?

Smitty on "Please, God, No: Royce Gracie Wants to Fight Again at ‘UFC Rio’": I’m not even worthy to comment on such a legend of the game. This guy was there from the beginning. I got too much respect, and admiration for how he changed EVERYTHING in this game. So I take my hat off to OB&I, just for showin up.
[Ed. note: Seriously, buddy, where you been hiding?]

Viva Hate on "‘Layzie the Savage’ May File Charges Against Jason Miller After Gym Confrontation": I figured out how we can get it done, next season of Bully Beatdown, Layzie the Savage confronts a man who has been bullying him, calling him a bitch and slapping his hat off, a bully simply known as Mayhem. The fighter defending his honor will be Nick Diaz.
[Ed. note: Somebody get Viva a job as an MTV season-finale planner!]

qwerty on "Wednesday Morning MMA Link Club: The Sweetest Bitch You’ll Ever Meet": Chris Leben looks like the love child of Dana White & Dana White.

If your name has been called and you’d like a CagePotato t-shirt, e-mail with your name, address, and size. Have a great weekend, and keep them comments comin’!

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Smitty- December 17, 2010 at 5:35 pm
@ danomite
I gave you props in the comment section of that article, and I'll tell you again. That was some seriously funny shit.
cecils_pupils- December 17, 2010 at 4:59 pm
One of the best weeks for awesome comments - this place rules.

And, thanks CP, I just got my T-shirt in the mail this week. It is not a myth.
RSparrow- December 17, 2010 at 3:27 pm
Fuck you guys, I hate everyone.
Viva Hate- December 17, 2010 at 3:08 pm
Word! Thanks guys!
RwilsonR- December 17, 2010 at 3:06 pm
@ CoreyO - you will get it eventually. It could be months, but you'll get it... and let me tell you, it is worth the wait!

danomite's comment was the best! Nice work all.
ghostboner- December 17, 2010 at 3:04 pm
Dammit viva that is the best shit eva. Someone sent that to mayhem immediately so that he can make an entertaining video about it.
steampunk22- December 17, 2010 at 2:53 pm

If you want Chandella's saddle outfit then you can have it!

Also, I choose to believe that you all won, primarily as a result of my absence. ;) Merry Christmas bitches!
CoreyO- December 17, 2010 at 2:48 pm
@fried taco
My thoughts exactly
I would most certainly like a CP shirt

I'm still waiting on my CP shirt for my Wandy rollercoaster photoshop in the summer
Darkside- December 17, 2010 at 2:31 pm
I thought viva already had a job with CP?
danomite- December 17, 2010 at 2:29 pm
Please just send all my prizes from now on to Fried Taco or MoTropolis. Out of all the funny comments I read these two have me laughing the most often. Unless of course the prize is something really cool, like gloves or fight shorts or Chandella's used ring girl outfit. That's right, I said Chandella!
Deadpanda- December 17, 2010 at 2:15 pm
I still never got my shitty DVD for winning like a year ago XD

Maybe it's because I told you that I'd be burning it upon arrival...
theiceman00000- December 17, 2010 at 2:14 pm
Every time you have a caption contest the prizes get given to people who arent even remotely funny....for a bunch of people who write some very witty articles you sure can pick some bullshit winners each time! ITS JUST NOT FUNNY!!
Fried Taco- December 17, 2010 at 1:51 pm
Who wouldn't like a CagePotato t-shirt? That's like asking who would like a unicorn!