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We feel just awful that we don’t do this every week, but you guys deserve some CagePotato t-shirts for all the hard work you’ve been putting in lately. The first honoree is Brooklyn-based artist Patrick Francisco, who e-mailed us some MMA-themed highlights from his body of work, including the above interpretation of Chuck Liddell painted onto a vinyl toy. We thought it was worth sharing, so thanks Patrick.

As for the rest of the winners, we’ll just pick a few of the recent comments about how boring Jake Shields is. (Ed. Note: CagePotato.com doesn’t necessarily agree that Jake Shields is a boring fighter, but we can appreciate a good one-liner.) Here we go…


Bob Reilly on "CagePotato Stats: Active UFC Fighters With the Most Decisions":
Jake Shields lay and pray makes him an honorary muslim.
Jake Shield’s father ejaculated on some shag carpeting in the 70s, 9 months later, little Jake was born.

MoTropolis on "Sarah Kaufman Has Had Enough of This Bullsh*t": Jake Shields is so boring, the census bureau hung up on HIM.

Ascerendant on "Report: Tito Ortiz Will Face Matt Hamill at UFC 121, Not Forrest Griffin":
Jake Shields is so boring even Tito couldn’t find an excuse for it
Jake Shields is so boring, when he weighs in the scales are more interesting to watch than him.

ghostboner on "Report: Tito Ortiz Will Face Matt Hamill at UFC 121, Not Forrest Griffin": Jake Shields is so boring they play Barry Manilow during his fights to keep everyone awake.

Kid Clam Curtains on "Report: Tito Ortiz Will Face Matt Hamill at UFC 121, Not Forrest Griffin":
Jake Shields is so boring he offers donkey rides into it.
What do you call Jake Shields with no arms and no legs? Boring.

If your name has been called, please send an e-mail to contest@cagepotato.com with your name, address, and size, and we’ll get a shirt out to you ASAP. Thanks for the laffs, you guys…

Comments

  1. 2DaDeath Says:

    Fri, 07/30/10 - 08:27


    This is messed up. Everyone steals my joke, and i don't get any credit for it. That's some bullshit right there. I guess that's what i get for making fun of MRuss's fauxhawk and weezer glasses.
  2. Videodrome_NOW Says:

    Fri, 07/30/10 - 08:31


    Apparently Shields isn't boring enough to stop talking about him.
  3. danomite Says:

    Fri, 07/30/10 - 08:37


    I wouldn't be taking credit for those if I were you 2dadeath. Those were god awful. Except for Bob Reilly that is, and he had a third one that I thought was better than the shag carpeting one but it didn't get put up there. If you want terrible jokes about Jake Shields being boring then here ya go: Jake Shields is so boring his wife tried faking an orgasm once during sex but she couldn't because she was already asleep. Jake Shields is so boring Doctors write out prescriptions for his fights to Insomniacs. Side effects may include depression, suicidal thoughts and/or actions. Jake Shields is so boring it's understandable that Strikeforce didn't use him in the hype reel for the Dan Henderson fight. Seriously, Dan Henderson vs. TBA (blank silhouette) is a more sellable fight than Dan Henderson vs. Jake Shields Jake Shields is so boring that if he won the WW belt it would bankrupt the UFC (true stuff is the funniest, i hear) for the record I don't think Jake Shields is that boring. Definitely more exciting than Jon Fitch and more exciting than watching Anderson Silva run away from grapplers.
  4. ReX13 Says:

    Fri, 07/30/10 - 08:39


    2DaDeath >> Maybe you've missed out on a shirt, but nothing compares to starting an enduring meme on CP. Props.
  5. justscrappin Says:

    Fri, 07/30/10 - 08:40


    Bob Reilly and motropolis's were good...the other ones were just aight.
  6. 2DaDeath Says:

    Fri, 07/30/10 - 08:47


    @ Rex: True. I guess i'll have to learn how to take pride in that...
  7. steampunk22 Says:

    Fri, 07/30/10 - 08:48


    @Rex13 Agreed. Also, wow am I ever absent on CP these days! ;)
  8. justscrappin Says:

    Fri, 07/30/10 - 09:02


    Don't feel bad Steam...at least you're better then our absentee father...the fucker doesn't even send cards on our birthday anymore.
  9. El Famous Burrito Says:

    Fri, 07/30/10 - 09:11


    This is the best CP meme since Pedro Martinez vs. Don Zimmer II. Since it's on the internet, it's true.
  10. Viva Hate Says:

    Fri, 07/30/10 - 09:15


    Old dad doesn't call or write anymore since he found a new family. New dad is verbally abusive. CP is dysfunctional family, at least we can use that as an excuse for the behavior of some people on here.
  11. El Famous Burrito Says:

    Fri, 07/30/10 - 09:15


    I suspect that if any of us turned up at the Fan Expo booth, we'd be told to "go cut me a switch" by a man in glasses with a mostly-empty bottle of Wild Turkey.
  12. justscrappin Says:

    Fri, 07/30/10 - 09:20


    Yeah...and he would make sure that switch was thicker then his thumb.....but back to the meme....I love that the thread topics that we invaded with the jokes...have nothing to do with Jake...lol.
  13. Viva Hate Says:

    Fri, 07/30/10 - 09:21


    All we did was try to earn his love with macaroni art pictures of our favorite fighters but he was too busy drinking his Rebel Yell and Old Grand Dad to accept us. Maybe we should start listening to emo to rebel against new dad, ya that’ll show him.
  14. 2DaDeath Says:

    Fri, 07/30/10 - 09:21


    ^ that's the genius part about the Jake Shields joke. It's applicable to any topic.
  15. justscrappin Says:

    Fri, 07/30/10 - 09:25


    The other funny thing...was that it kinda spun off us making new nicknames for Lytle. We were already on our "beat a deadhorse" grizzy with the Lytle nicknames...then you mentioned the Jake Shields shit...and we ran with it. Like Lee Murray to Morocco.
  16. El Famous Burrito Says:

    Fri, 07/30/10 - 09:27


    Yeah! I'm going to quit hockey practice and drive the Zamboni right through the garage door, then run off and join a Canadian gang of Affliction-wearing bikers.
  17. justscrappin Says:

    Fri, 07/30/10 - 09:30


    I'm surprised that Affliction hasn't started producing leather vests now that you mention it.
  18. El Famous Burrito Says:

    Fri, 07/30/10 - 09:35


    or chaps.
  19. 2DaDeath Says:

    Fri, 07/30/10 - 09:36


    Speaking of Affliction... I was having dinner the other night with my girlfriend and who should be sitting right behind? Rampage Jackson. Wearing an affliction t-shirt with his name on it in that fancy lettering they use. I was considering asking him if i could take a picture with him, but then my girl reminded me that i always root against him in every fight, lol!
  20. Sabado Gigante Says:

    Fri, 07/30/10 - 09:47


    Jake shields is so boring: I'd rather go back to talking about Martinez/Zimmer II
  21. herb137 Says:

    Fri, 07/30/10 - 10:27


    whats with the chicken and the monkey?
  22. El Famous Burrito Says:

    Fri, 07/30/10 - 10:33


    In Soviet Russia, chicken choke you.
  23. justscrappin Says:

    Fri, 07/30/10 - 10:35


    I guess it's one of the artist other pieces...but it is out of place...no?
  24. 2DaDeath Says:

    Fri, 07/30/10 - 10:41


    Yeah, it took me a second too, herb. There's a chicken and there's a choke. There's a monkey losing a fight. Getting spanked is another term for losing a fight. If you still don't know what that means, go look thru your dad's playboys for about a half an hour and see if you don't have a desire to lock yourself up in the bathroom.
  25. justscrappin Says:

    Fri, 07/30/10 - 10:50


    Oh man!....I wasn't even thinking about that shit.....that shit is Guiness brilliant!
  26. justscrappin Says:

    Fri, 07/30/10 - 10:53


    I'm going to be honest though....that's not a monkey...it's a Gorilla * pulls a hair off head....splits it down the middle with a cheese slicer*
  27. ReX13 Says:

    Fri, 07/30/10 - 11:02


    El Famous >> +1
  28. El Famous Burrito Says:

    Fri, 07/30/10 - 11:02


    @justscrappin You sure, man? It kind of looks like an Animaniac to me.
  29. justscrappin Says:

    Fri, 07/30/10 - 11:11


    Yakko? or Wakko?...we are really showing our age here....."okay lady."
  30. KarmaAteMyCat Says:

    Fri, 07/30/10 - 11:15


    Jake Shields is so boring I'd rather jerk off with sand paper then watch him fight. I don't think Jake is boring to watch though so.. we'll see.
  31. Viva Hate Says:

    Fri, 07/30/10 - 11:24


    Jake Shields is so boring I’d rather have a girl give me the gobstopper then watch his fights. Jake Shields is so boring I’d rather recreate 2 girls one 1 cup with Whoopi Goldberg and Betty White than watch one of his fights. Jake Shields is so boring I’d rather watch War Machine’s porno then any of his fights. Jake Shields is so boring I’d rather watch any interview by or of Tito Ortiz than one of his fights.
  32. Kid Clam Curtains Says:

    Fri, 07/30/10 - 11:30


    :cheers:
  33. El Guapo Says:

    Fri, 07/30/10 - 11:32


    WE did it Bob Reilly. We did it.. My t-shirt size is anything from medium to extra medium. Ship it!
  34. El Guapo Says:

    Fri, 07/30/10 - 11:37


    Jake Shields is so boring I Googled "Jake Shields is so boring" and, sure enough, a link to Tater Nation came up. Then my computer went to sleep.
  35. justscrappin Says:

    Fri, 07/30/10 - 11:38


    Jake Shields is so boring...I would rather watch KarmaAtemycat train for his "fight" then watch Jake fight a mongoose, cobra, and a komodo dragon...all at the same time while they took methamphetamines and ran a train on snookie from jersey shore. so just to recap mongoose, cobra and komodo dragon fighting each other while taking meth and banging snookie=mad exciting mongoose, cobra and komodo dragon fighting each other while taking meth and banging snookie + Jake Shields..=boring
  36. El Famous Burrito Says:

    Fri, 07/30/10 - 11:38


    Jake Shields is so boring it looks like he got Buckwheat in a headlock. No, wait... Jake Shields is so boring folk exercise by joggin around her! Dammit! Let me try again... Jake Shields is so boring he still owes Moses a dollar! I'm terrible at this...
  37. StinkFacer Says:

    Fri, 07/30/10 - 11:41


    Jake Shields is so boring he can make the audience tap out. Jake Shields is so boring his highlight reel is used to treat ADHD. Jake Shields is so boring he's sponsored by Tylenol PM. Jake Shields is so boring his highlight reel is used to anesthetize surgery patients. Jake Shields is so boring HE falls asleep watching his own fights. Jake Shields is so boring his fight dvds come with a free sample of Folgers. Jake Shields is so boring coma patients have woken up to the video, and insisted on being put back down. BLAM! Wheres my shirt at?
  38. justscrappin Says:

    Fri, 07/30/10 - 11:43


    Stinkfacer....a few of those are recycled.
  39. StinkFacer Says:

    Fri, 07/30/10 - 11:45


    lol i dont usually read comments, new to the site and didn't know these guys gave things away for funny comments.
  40. WrenJoRo Says:

    Fri, 07/30/10 - 11:50


    Jake shields me from entertainment....oooohhh play on words right there.. thank you thank you.
  41. justscrappin Says:

    Fri, 07/30/10 - 11:50


    lol....you totally redeemed yourself. We are all swag-whores. We come for the enlightening coversation.....and stay for the swag-whoring.
  42. 2DaDeath Says:

    Fri, 07/30/10 - 11:54


    Jake Shields is so boring... air is free. Or maybe that's the answer to: why do Jews have such big noses?
  43. StinkFacer Says:

    Fri, 07/30/10 - 11:54


    Im hispanic, we can never turn down free shit.
  44. ReX13 Says:

    Fri, 07/30/10 - 11:55


    This post's comments have overtaken the post's funniness.
  45. El Famous Burrito Says:

    Fri, 07/30/10 - 11:55


    Jake Shields is so boring so the blind can hate him too! There we go....
  46. 2DaDeath Says:

    Fri, 07/30/10 - 11:56


    Jake shields is so boring... Gorillas in the mist.
  47. StinkFacer Says:

    Fri, 07/30/10 - 11:57


    Jake Shields is so boring I rather personally give Roseanne Barr liposuction with a soda straw than watch him.
  48. Videodrome_NOW Says:

    Fri, 07/30/10 - 11:58


    Jake Shields is so bor..zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
  49. El Guapo Says:

    Fri, 07/30/10 - 12:00


    Jake Shields is so boring a Mexican Jew wouldn't watch him fight for free.. My t-shirt size is medium to extra medium. Thanks
  50. 2DaDeath Says:

    Fri, 07/30/10 - 12:00


    Jake Shields is so boring... karmaatemycat eats dick.
  51. StinkFacer Says:

    Fri, 07/30/10 - 12:01


    Jake Shields is living proof narcolepsy is a transmittable disease.
  52. El Famous Burrito Says:

    Fri, 07/30/10 - 12:04


    Jake Shields is so boring oatmeal won't return his calls.
  53. Viva Hate Says:

    Fri, 07/30/10 - 12:04


    Jake Shields is so boring even Gov. Paterson can see it. Jake Shields has been called boring so many times Matt Hammill can’t stand to hear it again. What’s the difference between a pile of dead babies and a video of an entertaining Jake Shields fight? One if is my garage and the other doesn’t exist because Jake Shields is boring. Okay, a priest, Santa Clause, and a copy of an entertaining Jake Shields are in a bar, there is $20 on the floor who gets it? The priest because the other two aren’t real.
  54. StinkFacer Says:

    Fri, 07/30/10 - 12:12


    the jake shield's jokes have been beat into the ground....which is the only time jake shields has been interesting on the ground. New line of jokes: Nick Diaz is so gangster he drinks 40's and pisses Kool-Aid. Nick Diaz is so gangster NWA speaks to him politely. Nick Diaz is so gangster hes never going to read this...because he has no idea how to read. Nick Diaz is so gangster his sperm has a criminal record. Nick Diaz is so gangster hes recorded a rap album - It only had 3 mumbled words and 2 hours of gunshot sound effects. Nick Diaz is so gangster, I think I just got robbed writing his name.
  55. El Guapo Says:

    Fri, 07/30/10 - 12:17


    Jake Shields is so boring, yoga instructors play his fights in the background. Nick Diaz is so gangster he rides mountain bikes for fun.
  56. StinkFacer Says:

    Fri, 07/30/10 - 12:18


    Jake Shields is so boring they air his fights on Lifetime.
  57. glassjawsh Says:

    Fri, 07/30/10 - 12:19


    jake shields is so boring he's invisible to tyrannosaurus rex' and possibly to rex 13
  58. StinkFacer Says:

    Fri, 07/30/10 - 12:20


    Nick Diaz is so gangster he had 22 inch rims on his tricycle as a child.
  59. glassjawsh Says:

    Fri, 07/30/10 - 12:22


    nick diaz is so ghetto strikeforce gives him his per diem in food stamps nick diaz is so gangster he reached back like a pimp and slapped Easy-E
  60. justscrappin Says:

    Fri, 07/30/10 - 12:24


    Jake Shields is so boring I would rather let KarmaAtemycat jerk me off with sandpaper then watch him fight.........................alright that's a lie....I would take KarmaAtemycat anyway I could get him *licks lips*
  61. StinkFacer Says:

    Fri, 07/30/10 - 12:25


    Nick Diaz is so gangster he smokes weed. Out of a 45 caliber.
  62. glassjawsh Says:

    Fri, 07/30/10 - 12:26


    nick diaz is so gangster as a fetus they had to replace his mothers amniotic fluid with bong water
  63. StinkFacer Says:

    Fri, 07/30/10 - 12:28


    Nick Diaz is so gangster he melted Ice Cube, put down Snoop Dogg, and revoked Dre's license to practice medicine.
  64. justscrappin Says:

    Fri, 07/30/10 - 12:29


    Nick Diaz is so gangster....he fucks the leaders of the mexican drug cartels wives and they pay him child support for the illegitimate children spawned.
  65. 2DaDeath Says:

    Fri, 07/30/10 - 12:31


    Nick Diaz is so gangsa he makes fans from Wisconsin feel tough.
  66. MoTropolis Says:

    Fri, 07/30/10 - 12:32


    Whats the difference between Nick Diaz and Jake Shields? I dunno, but your mothers a whore.
  67. Spicymeatball Says:

    Fri, 07/30/10 - 12:34


    Nick Diaz is so gangster he fucks hood rat bitches.
  68. justscrappin Says:

    Fri, 07/30/10 - 12:35


    Nick Diaz is so gangster... Pacman Jones made it rain for him....AND he got to keep the money.
  69. StinkFacer Says:

    Fri, 07/30/10 - 12:35


    Nick Diaz is so gangster Jesse Jackson has condemned the NAACP for discriminating against him. Al Sharpton is planning a march.
  70. StinkFacer Says:

    Fri, 07/30/10 - 12:37


    Mannn we've given comedic gold to this post. We deserve statues, medals, small parades, and 40 virgins. I'd settle for a t-shirt lol
  71. justscrappin Says:

    Fri, 07/30/10 - 12:37


    Nick Diaz is so gangster....Nate's not his brother....he's his son.
  72. StinkFacer Says:

    Fri, 07/30/10 - 12:39


    LOL point JustScrappin. Hilarious. Nick Diaz is so gangster he could do a driveby on foot.
  73. glassjawsh Says:

    Fri, 07/30/10 - 12:40


    LOL at mo tropolis
  74. El Guapo Says:

    Fri, 07/30/10 - 12:42


    Nick Diaz is so gangster the UFC won't sign him.
  75. StinkFacer Says:

    Fri, 07/30/10 - 12:43


    Nick Diaz is so gangster he signed his Strikeforce contract in blood. Dana White's blood.
  76. Ballkick Says:

    Fri, 07/30/10 - 12:57


    Yo yo,...my boi Nick Nack Paddy Whak b so gangsta, he Read Grape Soda Aficionado, And own 12 Popeyes Chichin Joints nowatimsayn?,....Foo!
  77. justscrappin Says:

    Fri, 07/30/10 - 12:57


    Nick Diaz is so gangster he bukkake'd Chuck Norris, Charles Bronson..and Steven Segal....all at the same time....with his pre-cum.
  78. 2DaDeath Says:

    Fri, 07/30/10 - 01:06


    @ justfappin: What the fuck, dude?!? lol!
  79. Lysol Says:

    Fri, 07/30/10 - 01:07


    Pretty much every Jake Shields joke on this site is funny. You could have printed out a spreadsheet, and threw darts at jokes to pick Comment of the Week, and they'd still make me laugh out loud. Unlike Jake Shields.
  80. StinkFacer Says:

    Fri, 07/30/10 - 01:08


    Nick Diaz hit Mayhem Miller first on national television, in a packed arena, and claimed it was self defense. He's so gangster you believed it.
  81. justscrappin Says:

    Fri, 07/30/10 - 01:14


    Nick Diaz is so gangster Poseidon makes his gravity bongs Zeus makes his vaporizers Hades lights his pipes....the pipes are made of hollowed out elephant tusks...he uses the elephants hide as a throw-rug....lets Nate pick which one of the Greek gods they will eiffel tower on a friday night, right before they compete in a triathalon that takes place in outerspace................*passes out from not breathing*
  82. StinkFacer Says:

    Fri, 07/30/10 - 01:21


    Nick Diaz is so gangster, his vocabulary only has 20 words. 18 of them are synonyms for weed alcohol and women. the other 2 are "get" and "the".
  83. StinkFacer Says:

    Fri, 07/30/10 - 01:31


    Nick Diaz is so gangster he can watch all of Jake Shield's fights back to back. And stay awake.
  84. RwilsonR Says:

    Fri, 07/30/10 - 01:32


    Nick Ring is so gay....... ......what, is that not appropriate?
  85. RwilsonR Says:

    Fri, 07/30/10 - 01:33


    Jake Shields is so boring that Dana White has banned Chuck Liddell from watching Jake's fights before he does early morning television interviews.
  86. StinkFacer Says:

    Fri, 07/30/10 - 01:36


    Nick Ring is so gay his first UFC walkout will be to "What What in the Butt" Nick Ring is so gay his farts reek of latex. Nick Ring is so gay, your ass hurts.
  87. DangadaDang Says:

    Fri, 07/30/10 - 01:43


    Nice ones guys, though I have yet to receive my first Fight magazine I can attest to the quality of the CP shirt in both its fiber and as a conversation piece. When people ask me what CagePotato is, I usually tell them it is a bondage website, as no one seems to know what MMA means.
  88. StinkFacer Says:

    Fri, 07/30/10 - 01:43


    Nick Diaz is so gangster he caught the magnolia clap. Nick Ring gave it to him after he fell asleep watching Jake Shield highlight reels.
  89. RwilsonR Says:

    Fri, 07/30/10 - 01:55


    Jake Shields is so boring that videos of his fights are the preferred method of both Joe Son and Jeremy Jackson instead of roofies.
  90. Viva Hate Says:

    Fri, 07/30/10 - 01:55


    Nick Ring is so gay; Robert Reed was his favorite tv father. Nick Ring is so gay; Freddie Mercury was his favorite musician. Nick Ring is so gay; Rock Hudson was his favorite actor. Nick Ring is so gay; he owns every Village People album. Nick Ring is so gay; he can only sit on inflatable tubes. Nick Ring is so gay; he is purchasing Rick Franklin’s cast. Nick Ring is so gay; he is at a high risk on contracting AIDS.
  91. StinkFacer Says:

    Fri, 07/30/10 - 01:59


    Nick Ring is so gay, he doesnt lay and pray, he lays and plays. Nick Ring is so gay, he enjoys low blows. Nick Ring is so gay, he could submit your anus.
  92. StinkFacer Says:

    Fri, 07/30/10 - 02:00


    Jake Shields is so boring, Id rather watch Carrot Top do the movie Pootie Tang as a monologue than watch his fights.
  93. StinkFacer Says:

    Fri, 07/30/10 - 02:03


    Nick Diaz is so gangster, his block only rains olde english.
  94. RwilsonR Says:

    Fri, 07/30/10 - 02:07


    So Nick Ring, Diego Sanchez, and Seth Petruzelli are sitting in a hot tub. Some white stuff floats to the surface, and Nick says, "Okay, who farted?"
  95. 2DaDeath Says:

    Fri, 07/30/10 - 02:11


    Nick Ring's lisp is so gay he makes Mike Tyson sound like James Earl Jones.
  96. StinkFacer Says:

    Fri, 07/30/10 - 02:19


    Nick Ring is so gay his ass claps when he walks.
  97. ghostboner Says:

    Fri, 07/30/10 - 02:27


    Potato Nation....Ya done me proud today.... Real, real proud.... *tear trickles down cheek*
  98. ghostboner Says:

    Fri, 07/30/10 - 02:28


    Nick Ring is so gay, he just read my post and though "How come I never get to "do" you proud? he he he ha ha ha
  99. StinkFacer Says:

    Fri, 07/30/10 - 02:30


    Nick Ring is so gay, hes seen Lady Gaga's penis.
  100. StinkFacer Says:

    Fri, 07/30/10 - 02:31


    So seriously....wheres my shirt lol
  101. danomite Says:

    Fri, 07/30/10 - 02:37


    Nick Diaz is so gay he invented a move where he sucks a guys dick while cupping his balls and lighting his pubes on fire and calls it a "dong hit" Nick Ring is so gangster he commits hate crimes against himself. ...wait i think i messed up there somehow
  102. StinkFacer Says:

    Fri, 07/30/10 - 02:43


    Nick Ring has seen more hung black men than the Klu Klux Klan
  103. ghostboner Says:

    Fri, 07/30/10 - 03:01


    That was good danomie. @tooth e death - I don't remember you being the one who started the Jake Shield is sooo boring bit, but since I don't want to scroll back through miles of archives I'll just say thanks and cheers to you my good man. But I think Almost North needs some love for keeping the fire alive when the flame was starting to wane.
  104. Bob Reilly Says:

    Fri, 07/30/10 - 03:05


    I just read 2 full pages of insults and I loved it. I can't leave without putting one up. Nick Ring's fighting style is listed as "fisting" on the UFC website.
  105. StinkFacer Says:

    Fri, 07/30/10 - 03:13


    Nick Ring wanted to be a farmer until he found out cocks were roosters.
  106. jizzninja Says:

    Fri, 07/30/10 - 03:13


    Why are all my posts considered spam?
  107. Dick_Gozenya Says:

    Fri, 07/30/10 - 03:32


    Jake Shields is so exciting I can't control my excitement. Where were we?
  108. fatbellyfrank Says:

    Fri, 07/30/10 - 04:28


    Nick Diaz is so gangsta he orders Nick Ring to get in a lay n gay session with Jake Shields, which turned out to be pretty gay , and boring
  109. fatbellyfrank Says:

    Fri, 07/30/10 - 04:29


    Nick Ring is so gay he blows cum bubbles when he farts
  110. fatbellyfrank Says:

    Fri, 07/30/10 - 04:31


    Jake Shields is so boring, people switch to antiques roadshow during his fights for excitement
  111. fatbellyfrank Says:

    Fri, 07/30/10 - 04:32


    Nick Diaz is so gangsta you drop your sister off at his place, no questions
  112. ccman Says:

    Fri, 07/30/10 - 04:34


    Nick diaz is so ghetto nick rings lifestyle becomes 'downlow' by association. Jake sheilds is so boring nick diaz is not 'fabulous' to fat bitches by association. Nick ring is so gay jake sheilds is stylish by association. Jake sheilds is so boring nick diaz's 'gat' fires roofies by association Whew....full circle
  113. fatbellyfrank Says:

    Fri, 07/30/10 - 04:34


    James Toney is so fucken stupid, when he says mmnfgtheymmmfyr, he really means mmmpthgftryeuvmnbmf, nawmsayn playa
  114. StinkFacer Says:

    Fri, 07/30/10 - 04:35


    Jake Shields is so boring, Ben Stein should commentate his fights.
  115. fatbellyfrank Says:

    Fri, 07/30/10 - 04:35


    James Toney is so dumb, he makes Tito sound like a rhodes scholar
  116. ccman Says:

    Fri, 07/30/10 - 04:37


    Dammit screwed the second one..... on purpose cuz diaz is ghetto bitches
  117. StinkFacer Says:

    Fri, 07/30/10 - 04:37


    Nick Ring is so gay, Jake Shields is pregnant.
  118. StinkFacer Says:

    Fri, 07/30/10 - 04:38


    Nick Diaz is so gangster, he can penetrate a bulletproof vest firing blanks.
  119. Get Off Me Says:

    Fri, 07/30/10 - 04:43


    @ghostboner The article was about how marketable Jakes Shields was. A real "gem" from OBI. The comments section started with nice pats on the back for OBI, but Rex 13 dropped the "B" word first(warning there would be A$$holes coming to mention how boring shields was) after raving about how informative and entertaining the article was. The first A-hole to proclaim Jake shields boring...yours truly The first A-hole to start "Jake is so boring"....2dadeath Every other A-hole is second but nonetheless funny.
  120. StinkFacer Says:

    Fri, 07/30/10 - 04:47


    I'll claim credit on "Nick Diaz is so gangster" yes....non innovative innovation is my forte'.
  121. 2DaDeath Says:

    Fri, 07/30/10 - 05:00


    Thanks for clearing that up for everyone, get off me. Speaking of that article, i'm gonna recycle this joke: Jake Shields is so boring that during his fights, the camera switches to an old man yelling "ONE FLAG!"
  122. 2DaDeath Says:

    Fri, 07/30/10 - 05:32


    Nick Ring is so gay his walkout music is "what what in the butt".
  123. RwilsonR Says:

    Fri, 07/30/10 - 05:50


    And I'll freely admit I followed up StinkFacer's Nick Diaz brilliance with the "Nick Ring is so gay..." But I was so late to the Jake Shields thing I can't take credit for much of anything.
  124. ghostboner Says:

    Fri, 07/30/10 - 06:58


    Nick Ring is so gay...that he follows Tiki Ghosn around and laughs at his jokes.
  125. ghostboner Says:

    Fri, 07/30/10 - 07:13


    @get off (on) me - thanks for clearing that up. The question about who started the Shields is so boring thing, not the herp. @2daDeaff - My hat is off to you. You have done the world a service. P.S. Jake Shields is so boring he can't even get Nick Ring "excited".
  126. 2DaDeath Says:

    Sat, 07/31/10 - 01:05


    I just re-read this thread (it was that good), and i just noticed StinkFacer beat me to a joke: StinkFacer Says: Fri, 07/30/2010 - 13:36 Nick Ring is so gay his first UFC walkout will be to "What What in the Butt" ................................................................................... Haha, my bad!
  127. fatbellyfrank Says:

    Sat, 07/31/10 - 01:23


    Nick ring is so gay the gay pride commitee call him sistah
  128. Dick_Gozenya Says:

    Sat, 07/31/10 - 01:52


    I'm so awesome... I should be in detention.
  129. justscrappin Says:

    Sat, 07/31/10 - 05:26


    Nick Ring is so gay...that the gay pride rainbow on his car includes the color "fuchsia" which is directly next to a picture of the plant "fuschia."
  130. F Bock Says:

    Sat, 07/31/10 - 09:08


    5 years ago, Liddell with a block for a head would be a sufficient interpretation. A glass head would go along with the figure of him now, much more fitting for his "I got caught" excuse recently, as in all of his recent fights.
  131. F Bock Says:

    Sat, 07/31/10 - 09:48


    and yes shields has skill, but is about as exciting to watch as a baby that doesnt know how to crawl
  132. StinkFacer Says:

    Sat, 07/31/10 - 10:47


    Jake Shields fights are pulse pounding thrill a decade affairs. If you enjoy them, you'll also enjoy grass growing, paint drying, and training your pet rock.
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