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CagePotato Comments of the Week: Blockhead Chuck, Boring Jake


 

We feel just awful that we don’t do this every week, but you guys deserve some CagePotato t-shirts for all the hard work you’ve been putting in lately. The first honoree is Brooklyn-based artist Patrick Francisco, who e-mailed us some MMA-themed highlights from his body of work, including the above interpretation of Chuck Liddell painted onto a vinyl toy. We thought it was worth sharing, so thanks Patrick.

As for the rest of the winners, we’ll just pick a few of the recent comments about how boring Jake Shields is. (Ed. Note: CagePotato.com doesn’t necessarily agree that Jake Shields is a boring fighter, but we can appreciate a good one-liner.) Here we go…


Bob Reilly on "CagePotato Stats: Active UFC Fighters With the Most Decisions":
Jake Shields lay and pray makes him an honorary muslim.
Jake Shield’s father ejaculated on some shag carpeting in the 70s, 9 months later, little Jake was born.

MoTropolis on "Sarah Kaufman Has Had Enough of This Bullsh*t": Jake Shields is so boring, the census bureau hung up on HIM.

Ascerendant on "Report: Tito Ortiz Will Face Matt Hamill at UFC 121, Not Forrest Griffin":
Jake Shields is so boring even Tito couldn’t find an excuse for it
Jake Shields is so boring, when he weighs in the scales are more interesting to watch than him.

ghostboner on "Report: Tito Ortiz Will Face Matt Hamill at UFC 121, Not Forrest Griffin": Jake Shields is so boring they play Barry Manilow during his fights to keep everyone awake.

Kid Clam Curtains on "Report: Tito Ortiz Will Face Matt Hamill at UFC 121, Not Forrest Griffin":
Jake Shields is so boring he offers donkey rides into it.
What do you call Jake Shields with no arms and no legs? Boring.

If your name has been called, please send an e-mail to contest@cagepotato.com with your name, address, and size, and we’ll get a shirt out to you ASAP. Thanks for the laffs, you guys…

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Teal Curtains- February 11, 2011 at 1:53 pm
It's a really good article for me, Must admit that you are one of the best bloggers I ever saw,keep up the nice work, and I will be a frequent visitor for a very long time.
Teal curtain- February 11, 2011 at 6:11 am
Thanks for a great post and your article is best i have ever seen.
StinkFacer- July 31, 2010 at 10:47 am
Jake Shields fights are pulse pounding thrill a decade affairs. If you enjoy them, you'll also enjoy grass growing, paint drying, and training your pet rock.
F Bock- July 31, 2010 at 9:48 am
and yes shields has skill, but is about as exciting to watch as a baby that doesnt know how to crawl
F Bock- July 31, 2010 at 9:08 am
5 years ago, Liddell with a block for a head would be a sufficient interpretation. A glass head would go along with the figure of him now, much more fitting for his "I got caught" excuse recently, as in all of his recent fights.
justscrappin- July 31, 2010 at 5:26 am
Nick Ring is so gay...that the gay pride rainbow on his car includes the color "fuchsia" which is directly next to a picture of the plant "fuschia."
Dick_Gozenya- July 31, 2010 at 1:52 am
I'm so awesome... I should be in detention.
fatbellyfrank- July 31, 2010 at 1:23 am
Nick ring is so gay the gay pride commitee call him sistah
2DaDeath- July 31, 2010 at 1:05 am
I just re-read this thread (it was that good), and i just noticed StinkFacer beat me to a joke:


StinkFacer Says:
Fri, 07/30/2010 - 13:36

Nick Ring is so gay his first UFC walkout will be to "What What in the Butt"

...................................................................................

Haha, my bad!
ghostboner- July 30, 2010 at 7:13 pm
@get off (on) me - thanks for clearing that up. The question about who started the Shields is so boring thing, not the herp.

@2daDeaff - My hat is off to you. You have done the world a service.

P.S. Jake Shields is so boring he can't even get Nick Ring "excited".
ghostboner- July 30, 2010 at 6:58 pm
Nick Ring is so gay...that he follows Tiki Ghosn around and laughs at his jokes.
RwilsonR- July 30, 2010 at 5:50 pm
And I'll freely admit I followed up StinkFacer's Nick Diaz brilliance with the "Nick Ring is so gay..."

But I was so late to the Jake Shields thing I can't take credit for much of anything.
2DaDeath- July 30, 2010 at 5:32 pm
Nick Ring is so gay his walkout music is "what what in the butt".
2DaDeath- July 30, 2010 at 5:00 pm
Thanks for clearing that up for everyone, get off me.

Speaking of that article, i'm gonna recycle this joke:

Jake Shields is so boring that during his fights, the camera switches to an old man yelling "ONE FLAG!"
StinkFacer- July 30, 2010 at 4:47 pm
I'll claim credit on "Nick Diaz is so gangster" yes....non innovative innovation is my forte'.
Get Off Me- July 30, 2010 at 4:43 pm
@ghostboner

The article was about how marketable Jakes Shields was. A real "gem" from OBI.
The comments section started with nice pats on the back for OBI, but Rex 13 dropped the "B" word first(warning there would be A$$holes coming to mention how boring shields was) after raving about how informative and entertaining the article was.

The first A-hole to proclaim Jake shields boring...yours truly
The first A-hole to start "Jake is so boring"....2dadeath
Every other A-hole is second but nonetheless funny.

StinkFacer- July 30, 2010 at 4:38 pm
Nick Diaz is so gangster, he can penetrate a bulletproof vest firing blanks.
StinkFacer- July 30, 2010 at 4:37 pm
Nick Ring is so gay, Jake Shields is pregnant.
ccman- July 30, 2010 at 4:37 pm
Dammit screwed the second one..... on purpose cuz diaz is ghetto bitches
fatbellyfrank- July 30, 2010 at 4:35 pm
James Toney is so dumb, he makes Tito sound like a rhodes scholar
StinkFacer- July 30, 2010 at 4:35 pm
Jake Shields is so boring, Ben Stein should commentate his fights.
fatbellyfrank- July 30, 2010 at 4:34 pm
James Toney is so fucken stupid, when he says mmnfgtheymmmfyr, he really means mmmpthgftryeuvmnbmf, nawmsayn playa
ccman- July 30, 2010 at 4:34 pm
Nick diaz is so ghetto nick rings lifestyle becomes 'downlow' by association.

Jake sheilds is so boring nick diaz is not 'fabulous' to fat bitches by association.

Nick ring is so gay jake sheilds is stylish by association.

Jake sheilds is so boring nick diaz's 'gat' fires roofies by association


Whew....full circle
fatbellyfrank- July 30, 2010 at 4:32 pm
Nick Diaz is so gangsta you drop your sister off at his place, no questions
fatbellyfrank- July 30, 2010 at 4:31 pm
Jake Shields is so boring, people switch to antiques roadshow during his fights for excitement
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