We feel just awful that we don’t do this every week, but you guys deserve some CagePotato t-shirts for all the hard work you’ve been putting in lately. The first honoree is Brooklyn-based artist Patrick Francisco, who e-mailed us some MMA-themed highlights from his body of work, including the above interpretation of Chuck Liddell painted onto a vinyl toy. We thought it was worth sharing, so thanks Patrick.
As for the rest of the winners, we’ll just pick a few of the recent comments about how boring Jake Shields is. (Ed. Note: CagePotato.com doesn’t necessarily agree that Jake Shields is a boring fighter, but we can appreciate a good one-liner.) Here we go…
Bob Reilly on "CagePotato Stats: Active UFC Fighters With the Most Decisions":
Jake Shields lay and pray makes him an honorary muslim.
Jake Shield’s father ejaculated on some shag carpeting in the 70s, 9 months later, little Jake was born.
MoTropolis on "Sarah Kaufman Has Had Enough of This Bullsh*t": Jake Shields is so boring, the census bureau hung up on HIM.
Ascerendant on "Report: Tito Ortiz Will Face Matt Hamill at UFC 121, Not Forrest Griffin":
Jake Shields is so boring even Tito couldn’t find an excuse for it
Jake Shields is so boring, when he weighs in the scales are more interesting to watch than him.
ghostboner on "Report: Tito Ortiz Will Face Matt Hamill at UFC 121, Not Forrest Griffin": Jake Shields is so boring they play Barry Manilow during his fights to keep everyone awake.
Kid Clam Curtains on "Report: Tito Ortiz Will Face Matt Hamill at UFC 121, Not Forrest Griffin":
Jake Shields is so boring he offers donkey rides into it.
What do you call Jake Shields with no arms and no legs? Boring.
If your name has been called, please send an e-mail to contest@cagepotato.com with your name, address, and size, and we’ll get a shirt out to you ASAP. Thanks for the laffs, you guys…
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commentsStinkFacer Says:
Fri, 07/30/2010 - 13:36
Nick Ring is so gay his first UFC walkout will be to "What What in the Butt"
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Haha, my bad!
@2daDeaff - My hat is off to you. You have done the world a service.
P.S. Jake Shields is so boring he can't even get Nick Ring "excited".
But I was so late to the Jake Shields thing I can't take credit for much of anything.
Speaking of that article, i'm gonna recycle this joke:
Jake Shields is so boring that during his fights, the camera switches to an old man yelling "ONE FLAG!"
The article was about how marketable Jakes Shields was. A real "gem" from OBI.
The comments section started with nice pats on the back for OBI, but Rex 13 dropped the "B" word first(warning there would be A$$holes coming to mention how boring shields was) after raving about how informative and entertaining the article was.
The first A-hole to proclaim Jake shields boring...yours truly
The first A-hole to start "Jake is so boring"....2dadeath
Every other A-hole is second but nonetheless funny.
Jake sheilds is so boring nick diaz is not 'fabulous' to fat bitches by association.
Nick ring is so gay jake sheilds is stylish by association.
Jake sheilds is so boring nick diaz's 'gat' fires roofies by association
Whew....full circle
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