It’s a really good article for me, Must admit that you are one of the best bloggers I ever saw,keep up the nice work, and I will be a frequent visitor for a very long time.

Thanks for a great post and your article is best i have ever seen.

Jake Shields fights are pulse pounding thrill a decade affairs. If you enjoy them, you’ll also enjoy grass growing, paint drying, and training your pet rock.

and yes shields has skill, but is about as exciting to watch as a baby that doesnt know how to crawl

5 years ago, Liddell with a block for a head would be a sufficient interpretation. A glass head would go along with the figure of him now, much more fitting for his “I got caught” excuse recently, as in all of his recent fights.

Nick Ring is so gay…that the gay pride rainbow on his car includes the color “fuchsia” which is directly next to a picture of the plant “fuschia.”

I’m so awesome… I should be in detention.

Nick ring is so gay the gay pride commitee call him sistah

I just re-read this thread (it was that good), and i just noticed StinkFacer beat me to a joke:

StinkFacer Says:
Fri, 07/30/2010 – 13:36

Nick Ring is so gay his first UFC walkout will be to “What What in the Butt”

………………………………………………………………………..

Haha, my bad!

@get off (on) me – thanks for clearing that up. The question about who started the Shields is so boring thing, not the herp.

@2daDeaff – My hat is off to you. You have done the world a service.

P.S. Jake Shields is so boring he can’t even get Nick Ring “excited”.

Nick Ring is so gay…that he follows Tiki Ghosn around and laughs at his jokes.

And I’ll freely admit I followed up StinkFacer’s Nick Diaz brilliance with the “Nick Ring is so gay…”

But I was so late to the Jake Shields thing I can’t take credit for much of anything.

Nick Ring is so gay his walkout music is “what what in the butt”.

Thanks for clearing that up for everyone, get off me.

Speaking of that article, i’m gonna recycle this joke:

Jake Shields is so boring that during his fights, the camera switches to an old man yelling “ONE FLAG!”

I’ll claim credit on “Nick Diaz is so gangster” yes….non innovative innovation is my forte’.

@ghostboner

The article was about how marketable Jakes Shields was. A real “gem” from OBI.
The comments section started with nice pats on the back for OBI, but Rex 13 dropped the “B” word first(warning there would be A$$holes coming to mention how boring shields was) after raving about how informative and entertaining the article was.

The first A-hole to proclaim Jake shields boring…yours truly
The first A-hole to start “Jake is so boring”….2dadeath
Every other A-hole is second but nonetheless funny.

Nick Diaz is so gangster, he can penetrate a bulletproof vest firing blanks.

Nick Ring is so gay, Jake Shields is pregnant.

Dammit screwed the second one….. on purpose cuz diaz is ghetto bitches

James Toney is so dumb, he makes Tito sound like a rhodes scholar

Jake Shields is so boring, Ben Stein should commentate his fights.

James Toney is so fucken stupid, when he says mmnfgtheymmmfyr, he really means mmmpthgftryeuvmnbmf, nawmsayn playa

Nick diaz is so ghetto nick rings lifestyle becomes ‘downlow’ by association.

Jake sheilds is so boring nick diaz is not ‘fabulous’ to fat bitches by association.

Nick ring is so gay jake sheilds is stylish by association.

Jake sheilds is so boring nick diaz’s ‘gat’ fires roofies by association

Whew….full circle

Nick Diaz is so gangsta you drop your sister off at his place, no questions

Jake Shields is so boring, people switch to antiques roadshow during his fights for excitement

Nick Ring is so gay he blows cum bubbles when he farts

Nick Diaz is so gangsta he orders Nick Ring to get in a lay n gay session with Jake Shields, which turned out to be pretty gay , and boring

Jake Shields is so exciting I can’t control my excitement. Where were we?

Why are all my posts considered spam?

Nick Ring wanted to be a farmer until he found out cocks were roosters.

I just read 2 full pages of insults and I loved it. I can’t leave without putting one up.
Nick Ring’s fighting style is listed as “fisting” on the UFC website.

That was good danomie.

@tooth e death – I don’t remember you being the one who started the Jake Shield is sooo boring bit, but since I don’t want to scroll back through miles of archives I’ll just say thanks and cheers to you my good man. But I think Almost North needs some love for keeping the fire alive when the flame was starting to wane.

Nick Ring has seen more hung black men than the Klu Klux Klan

Nick Diaz is so gay he invented a move where he sucks a guys dick while cupping his balls and lighting his pubes on fire and calls it a “dong hit”

Nick Ring is so gangster he commits hate crimes against himself.

…wait i think i messed up there somehow

So seriously….wheres my shirt lol

Nick Ring is so gay, hes seen Lady Gaga’s penis.

Nick Ring is so gay, he just read my post and though “How come I never get to “do” you proud? he he he ha ha ha

Potato Nation….Ya done me proud today…. Real, real proud…. *tear trickles down cheek*

Nick Ring is so gay his ass claps when he walks.

Nick Ring’s lisp is so gay he makes Mike Tyson sound like James Earl Jones.

So Nick Ring, Diego Sanchez, and Seth Petruzelli are sitting in a hot tub. Some white stuff floats to the surface, and Nick says, “Okay, who farted?”

Nick Diaz is so gangster, his block only rains olde english.

Jake Shields is so boring, Id rather watch Carrot Top do the movie Pootie Tang as a monologue than watch his fights.

Nick Ring is so gay, he doesnt lay and pray, he lays and plays.

Nick Ring is so gay, he enjoys low blows.

Nick Ring is so gay, he could submit your anus.

Nick Ring is so gay; Robert Reed was his favorite tv father.

Nick Ring is so gay; Freddie Mercury was his favorite musician.

Nick Ring is so gay; Rock Hudson was his favorite actor.

Nick Ring is so gay; he owns every Village People album.

Nick Ring is so gay; he can only sit on inflatable tubes.

Nick Ring is so gay; he is purchasing Rick Franklin’s cast.

Nick Ring is so gay; he is at a high risk on contracting AIDS.

Jake Shields is so boring that videos of his fights are the preferred method of both Joe Son and Jeremy Jackson instead of roofies.

Nick Diaz is so gangster he caught the magnolia clap. Nick Ring gave it to him after he fell asleep watching Jake Shield highlight reels.

Nice ones guys, though I have yet to receive my first Fight magazine
I can attest to the quality of the CP shirt in both its fiber and as a conversation piece. When people ask me what CagePotato is, I usually tell them it is a bondage website, as no one seems to know what MMA means.

Nick Ring is so gay his first UFC walkout will be to “What What in the Butt”

Nick Ring is so gay his farts reek of latex.

Nick Ring is so gay, your ass hurts.

Jake Shields is so boring that Dana White has banned Chuck Liddell from watching Jake’s fights before he does early morning television interviews.

Nick Ring is so gay…….

……what, is that not appropriate?

Nick Diaz is so gangster he can watch all of Jake Shield’s fights back to back. And stay awake.

Nick Diaz is so gangster, his vocabulary only has 20 words. 18 of them are synonyms for weed alcohol and women. the other 2 are “get” and “the”.

Nick Diaz is so gangster Poseidon makes his gravity bongs
Zeus makes his vaporizers
Hades lights his pipes….the pipes are made of hollowed out elephant tusks…he uses the elephants hide as a throw-rug….lets Nate pick which one of the Greek gods they will eiffel tower on a friday night, right before they compete in a triathalon that takes place in outerspace…………….*passes out from not breathing*

Nick Diaz hit Mayhem Miller first on national television, in a packed arena, and claimed it was self defense. He’s so gangster you believed it.

Pretty much every Jake Shields joke on this site is funny. You could have printed out a spreadsheet, and threw darts at jokes to pick Comment of the Week, and they’d still make me laugh out loud.

Unlike Jake Shields.

@ justfappin:

What the fuck, dude?!?

lol!

Nick Diaz is so gangster he bukkake’d Chuck Norris, Charles Bronson..and Steven Segal….all at the same time….with his pre-cum.

Yo yo,…my boi Nick Nack Paddy Whak b so gangsta, he Read Grape Soda Aficionado, And own 12 Popeyes Chichin Joints nowatimsayn?,….Foo!

Nick Diaz is so gangster he signed his Strikeforce contract in blood. Dana White’s blood.

Nick Diaz is so gangster the UFC won’t sign him.

LOL at mo tropolis

LOL point JustScrappin. Hilarious.

Nick Diaz is so gangster he could do a driveby on foot.

Nick Diaz is so gangster….Nate’s not his brother….he’s his son.

Mannn we’ve given comedic gold to this post. We deserve statues, medals, small parades, and 40 virgins. I’d settle for a t-shirt lol

Nick Diaz is so gangster Jesse Jackson has condemned the NAACP for discriminating against him. Al Sharpton is planning a march.

Nick Diaz is so gangster… Pacman Jones made it rain for him….AND he got to keep the money.

Nick Diaz is so gangster he fucks hood rat bitches.

Whats the difference between Nick Diaz and Jake Shields?

I dunno, but your mothers a whore.

Nick Diaz is so gangsa he makes fans from Wisconsin feel tough.

Nick Diaz is so gangster….he fucks the leaders of the mexican drug cartels wives and they pay him child support for the illegitimate children spawned.

Nick Diaz is so gangster he melted Ice Cube, put down Snoop Dogg, and revoked Dre’s license to practice medicine.

nick diaz is so gangster as a fetus they had to replace his mothers amniotic fluid with bong water

Nick Diaz is so gangster he smokes weed. Out of a 45 caliber.

Jake Shields is so boring I would rather let KarmaAtemycat jerk me off with sandpaper then watch him fight…………………….alright that’s a lie….I would take KarmaAtemycat anyway I could get him *licks lips*

nick diaz is so ghetto strikeforce gives him his per diem in food stamps

nick diaz is so gangster he reached back like a pimp and slapped Easy-E

Nick Diaz is so gangster he had 22 inch rims on his tricycle as a child.

jake shields is so boring he’s invisible to tyrannosaurus rex’

and possibly to rex 13

Jake Shields is so boring they air his fights on Lifetime.

Jake Shields is so boring, yoga instructors play his fights in the background.

Nick Diaz is so gangster he rides mountain bikes for fun.

the jake shield’s jokes have been beat into the ground….which is the only time jake shields has been interesting on the ground.

New line of jokes:

Nick Diaz is so gangster he drinks 40′s and pisses Kool-Aid.

Nick Diaz is so gangster NWA speaks to him politely.

Nick Diaz is so gangster hes never going to read this…because he has no idea how to read.

Nick Diaz is so gangster his sperm has a criminal record.

Nick Diaz is so gangster hes recorded a rap album – It only had 3 mumbled words and 2 hours of gunshot sound effects.

Nick Diaz is so gangster, I think I just got robbed writing his name.

Jake Shields is so boring even Gov. Paterson can see it.

Jake Shields has been called boring so many times Matt Hammill can’t stand to hear it again.

What’s the difference between a pile of dead babies and a video of an entertaining Jake Shields fight? One if is my garage and the other doesn’t exist because Jake Shields is boring.

Okay, a priest, Santa Clause, and a copy of an entertaining Jake Shields are in a bar, there is $20 on the floor who gets it? The priest because the other two aren’t real.

Jake Shields is so boring oatmeal won’t return his calls.

Jake Shields is living proof narcolepsy is a transmittable disease.

Jake Shields is so boring…

karmaatemycat eats dick.

Jake Shields is so boring a Mexican Jew wouldn’t watch him fight for free..

My t-shirt size is medium to extra medium. Thanks

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Jake Shields is so boring I rather personally give Roseanne Barr liposuction with a soda straw than watch him.

Jake shields is so boring…

Gorillas in the mist.

Jake Shields is so boring so the blind can hate him too!

There we go….

This post’s comments have overtaken the post’s funniness.

Im hispanic, we can never turn down free shit.

Jake Shields is so boring…

air is free.

Or maybe that’s the answer to: why do Jews have such big noses?

lol….you totally redeemed yourself. We are all swag-whores. We come for the enlightening coversation…..and stay for the swag-whoring.

Jake shields me from entertainment….oooohhh play on words right there.. thank you thank you.

lol i dont usually read comments, new to the site and didn’t know these guys gave things away for funny comments.

Stinkfacer….a few of those are recycled.

Jake Shields is so boring he can make the audience tap out.

Jake Shields is so boring his highlight reel is used to treat ADHD.

Jake Shields is so boring he’s sponsored by Tylenol PM.

Jake Shields is so boring his highlight reel is used to anesthetize surgery patients.

Jake Shields is so boring HE falls asleep watching his own fights.

Jake Shields is so boring his fight dvds come with a free sample of Folgers.

Jake Shields is so boring coma patients have woken up to the video, and insisted on being put back down.

BLAM! Wheres my shirt at?

Jake Shields is so boring it looks like he got Buckwheat in a headlock.

No, wait…

Jake Shields is so boring folk exercise by joggin around her!

Dammit! Let me try again…

Jake Shields is so boring he still owes Moses a dollar!

I’m terrible at this…

Jake Shields is so boring…I would rather watch KarmaAtemycat train for his “fight” then watch Jake fight a mongoose, cobra, and a komodo dragon…all at the same time while they took methamphetamines and ran a train on snookie from jersey shore.

so just to recap
mongoose, cobra and komodo dragon fighting each other while taking meth and banging snookie=mad exciting

mongoose, cobra and komodo dragon fighting each other while taking meth and banging snookie + Jake Shields..=boring

Jake Shields is so boring I Googled “Jake Shields is so boring” and, sure enough, a link to Tater Nation came up. Then my computer went to sleep.

WE did it Bob Reilly. We did it..

My t-shirt size is anything from medium to extra medium. Ship it!

:cheers:

Jake Shields is so boring I’d rather have a girl give me the gobstopper then watch his fights.

Jake Shields is so boring I’d rather recreate 2 girls one 1 cup with Whoopi Goldberg and Betty White than watch one of his fights.

Jake Shields is so boring I’d rather watch War Machine’s porno then any of his fights.

Jake Shields is so boring I’d rather watch any interview by or of Tito Ortiz than one of his fights.

Jake Shields is so boring I’d rather jerk off with sand paper then watch him fight.

I don’t think Jake is boring to watch though so.. we’ll see.

Yakko? or Wakko?…we are really showing our age here…..”okay lady.”

@justscrappin

You sure, man? It kind of looks like an Animaniac to me.

El Famous >> +1

I’m going to be honest though….that’s not a monkey…it’s a Gorilla * pulls a hair off head….splits it down the middle with a cheese slicer*

Oh man!….I wasn’t even thinking about that shit…..that shit is Guiness brilliant!

Yeah, it took me a second too, herb.

There’s a chicken and there’s a choke. There’s a monkey losing a fight. Getting spanked is another term for losing a fight. If you still don’t know what that means, go look thru your dad’s playboys for about a half an hour and see if you don’t have a desire to lock yourself up in the bathroom.

I guess it’s one of the artist other pieces…but it is out of place…no?

In Soviet Russia, chicken choke you.

whats with the chicken and the monkey?

Jake shields is so boring:

I’d rather go back to talking about Martinez/Zimmer II

Speaking of Affliction…

I was having dinner the other night with my girlfriend and who should be sitting right behind? Rampage Jackson. Wearing an affliction t-shirt with his name on it in that fancy lettering they use. I was considering asking him if i could take a picture with him, but then my girl reminded me that i always root against him in every fight, lol!

or chaps.

I’m surprised that Affliction hasn’t started producing leather vests now that you mention it.

Yeah! I’m going to quit hockey practice and drive the Zamboni right through the garage door, then run off and join a Canadian gang of Affliction-wearing bikers.

The other funny thing…was that it kinda spun off us making new nicknames for Lytle. We were already on our “beat a deadhorse” grizzy with the Lytle nicknames…then you mentioned the Jake Shields shit…and we ran with it. Like Lee Murray to Morocco.

^ that’s the genius part about the Jake Shields joke. It’s applicable to any topic.

All we did was try to earn his love with macaroni art pictures of our favorite fighters but he was too busy drinking his Rebel Yell and Old Grand Dad to accept us. Maybe we should start listening to emo to rebel against new dad, ya that’ll show him.

Yeah…and he would make sure that switch was thicker then his thumb…..but back to the meme….I love that the thread topics that we invaded with the jokes…have nothing to do with Jake…lol.

I suspect that if any of us turned up at the Fan Expo booth, we’d be told to “go cut me a switch” by a man in glasses with a mostly-empty bottle of Wild Turkey.

Old dad doesn’t call or write anymore since he found a new family. New dad is verbally abusive. CP is dysfunctional family, at least we can use that as an excuse for the behavior of some people on here.

This is the best CP meme since Pedro Martinez vs. Don Zimmer II.

Since it’s on the internet, it’s true.

Don’t feel bad Steam…at least you’re better then our absentee father…the fucker doesn’t even send cards on our birthday anymore.

@Rex13

Agreed.

Also, wow am I ever absent on CP these days!

@ Rex:

True. I guess i’ll have to learn how to take pride in that…

Bob Reilly and motropolis’s were good…the other ones were just aight.

2DaDeath >> Maybe you’ve missed out on a shirt, but nothing compares to starting an enduring meme on CP. Props.

I wouldn’t be taking credit for those if I were you 2dadeath. Those were god awful. Except for Bob Reilly that is, and he had a third one that I thought was better than the shag carpeting one but it didn’t get put up there. If you want terrible jokes about Jake Shields being boring then here ya go:

Jake Shields is so boring his wife tried faking an orgasm once during sex but she couldn’t because she was already asleep.

Jake Shields is so boring Doctors write out prescriptions for his fights to Insomniacs. Side effects may include depression, suicidal thoughts and/or actions.

Jake Shields is so boring it’s understandable that Strikeforce didn’t use him in the hype reel for the Dan Henderson fight. Seriously, Dan Henderson vs. TBA (blank silhouette) is a more sellable fight than Dan Henderson vs. Jake Shields

Jake Shields is so boring that if he won the WW belt it would bankrupt the UFC (true stuff is the funniest, i hear)

for the record I don’t think Jake Shields is that boring. Definitely more exciting than Jon Fitch and more exciting than watching Anderson Silva run away from grapplers.

Apparently Shields isn’t boring enough to stop talking about him.

This is messed up.

Everyone steals my joke, and i don’t get any credit for it. That’s some bullshit right there. I guess that’s what i get for making fun of MRuss’s fauxhawk and weezer glasses.