CagePotato Comments of the Week: The Debut of the 'Devil Horns'
(Props to Ronnie James Dio)
Heads up, Potatomaniacs: Our new t-shirt design is being printed up as we speak, and we're giving away the first four before they're even available in CP's high-tech online store. For the vision-impaired, the message on the back says "MMA Is Not a Crime." Wear it, and tell the world that you support the sport, and that you also love to party. Scoring the brand-new tees are...
GEE-yuh-TEEN on "Dr. Johnny Benjamin Sets the Record Straight Re: Piss-Drinking": You think Machida asks for his piss sample back from the NSAC after the drug tests are complete?
Brock SMASH puny human odour on "How Angry Does Quinton Jackson Get on 'TUF' 10?": Soon afterwards, that door had a miscarriage.
superflat on "Question of the Day: Does It Matter If No One Cares About a Fight Night’s Main Event?": Offshore barge means there's the chance they fill-in the undercard with a monkey knife fight. And to answer your question, I've sat through whole episodes of "Sabado Gigante" thinking I was watching Bellator.
Ted Nutmeg on "What Your Favorite MMA Fighter Says About You":
If your favorite fighter is Randy Couture, the year is 2004.
If your favorite fighter is Sakuraba, you absolutely lose your mind over armbar highlight reels.
If your favorite fighter is Matt Hughes, you wore camo shorts to the county fair last week.
If your favorite fighter is Vitor Belfort, you have the world's largest gay porn collection.
If your favorite fighter is Tim Sylvia, your last name is Sylvia.
If your favorite fighter is Gray Maynard, you have a Valtrex prescription.
If your favorite fighter is Chris Leben, you are homeless.
If your favorite commentator is Joe Rogan, you write for Cage Potato and you are similarly inexplicably in love with Bruce Buffer.
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Well alright! If you're a winner, please shoot your commenter name, real name, shirt size, and address to feedback@cagepotato.com and we'll get you hooked up as soon as we can.
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knuckleup101 Says:
Nice shirt would like to get one somehow......
Peppermint Nightmare Says:
yeah...somehow...
mondooh Says:
Ohhh great CP and Bens now everyone can think we are part of MS-13 !!! way to go
CG Says:
MS-13? Is Ronnie James Dio a member of MS-13 now?
One Two Says:
those new shirts kick ass, better step up my game or i guess i could buy one How much are they?
mondooh Says:
Those Salvadorians love them some pupusas and Sabbath man.
El Famous Burrito Says:
That Sabado Gigante/monkey knife fight combo was welll worth the price of a t-shirt.
Fedor vs. Bas Says:
I wish it was a "shaka" hand instead of devil horns.
And I say that as a non-BJ Penn fan.
Grimjitsu Says:
I wish it was a "Stockton hey buddy" hand instead of devil horns.
And I say that as a non-Stockton fan.
Fried Taco Says:
I'm going to buy one of the shirts and then tell everyone I won it for "Comment of the week".
Fight Fan Says:
"MMA is not a crime", an expression of combat sports known worldwide.
tallkitchenbags Says:
lame design.
but this is funny: If your favorite fighter is Matt Hughes, you wore camo shorts to the county fair last week.
tallkitchenbags Says:
its a deeply closeted republican hand gesture that means "i do anal" when gestured beside a urinal.
Fight Fan Says:
Not a fan fight clothing. Especially one that puts MMA and crime in the same sentence. Isn't the idea to distance MMA and crime and violence?
Boxing=the sweet science
MMA=not a crime
Terrible.
MGalactic Says:
I don't like those t-shirts. That being said, I appreciate the effort and the fact that they don't like a tangle of wires spread over a gray canvas.
MGalactic Says:
I don't like those t-shirts. That being said, I appreciate the effort and the fact that they don't look like a tangle of wires spread over a gray canvas.
UFC fan Says:
wow I gotta agree not a fan of that design.
That does NOTHING to make me want it, with the exception of the cagepotato.com logo which I would like to rock.
The So called devil horns look to much like that gay fucking texasss hookem horns gay shit, and I want no part of it.
Please have a short run of that and make a new one.
Hey maybe design like 4 or 5 and let US vote on the winner, you might actually sell more shirts if you sell us something we actually like. Just saying.
Socal Tot Says:
Another vote not liking the shirts. I do like the red, white, and blue Cage potato.com.
ArmFarmer Says:
Great comments.. but those shirts suck dick.
Justin Says:
Somebody get Grimjitsu a shirt....
Walrus Says:
DO NOT (!!!) ever give UFC Fan a shirt.
It would discredit everyone who posts on this blog.
eelcozy Says:
I kind of like the old shirts more, honestly.
UFC fan Says:
"Walrus Says:
Sat, 09/19/2009 - 11:03
DO NOT (!!!) ever give UFC Fan a shirt.
It would discredit everyone who posts on this blog."
wow someones gotta burr in their pussy. I think enough people on here discredit themselves without MY help so "relax Francis".
You must be a texASS fan. Go hook yourself.
PurplePickle Says:
@UFC Fan
You should win a shirt for that comment (the old HOF one that they don't really ship to you, not the new crappy one). Good job.
UFC fan Says:
well that's much nicer Purplepickle.
I wouldn't mind having one of the old HOF shirts as well, those were alot better.
as for walrus well : " he is the walrus...he is the eggman...googoogajoob!"
he is also a penis with ears, but I digress.