11 Famous Actors and Their Embarrassing Early Film Roles

CagePotato Comments of the Week: The Debut of the ‘Devil Horns’


(Props to Ronnie James Dio)

Heads up, Potatomaniacs: Our new t-shirt design is being printed up as we speak, and we’re giving away the first four before they’re even available in CP’s high-tech online store. For the vision-impaired, the message on the back says "MMA Is Not a Crime." Wear it, and tell the world that you support the sport, and that you also love to party. Scoring the brand-new tees are…

GEE-yuh-TEEN on "Dr. Johnny Benjamin Sets the Record Straight Re: Piss-Drinking": You think Machida asks for his piss sample back from the NSAC after the drug tests are complete?

Brock SMASH puny human odour on "How Angry Does Quinton Jackson Get on ‘TUF’ 10?": Soon afterwards, that door had a miscarriage.

superflat on "Question of the Day: Does It Matter If No One Cares About a Fight Night’s Main Event?": Offshore barge means there’s the chance they fill-in the undercard with a monkey knife fight. And to answer your question, I’ve sat through whole episodes of "Sabado Gigante" thinking I was watching Bellator.


Ted Nutmeg on "What Your Favorite MMA Fighter Says About You":
If your favorite fighter is Randy Couture, the year is 2004.

If your favorite fighter is Sakuraba, you absolutely lose your mind over armbar highlight reels.

If your favorite fighter is Matt Hughes, you wore camo shorts to the county fair last week.

If your favorite fighter is Vitor Belfort, you have the world’s largest gay porn collection.

If your favorite fighter is Tim Sylvia, your last name is Sylvia.

If your favorite fighter is Gray Maynard, you have a Valtrex prescription.

If your favorite fighter is Chris Leben, you are homeless.

If your favorite commentator is Joe Rogan, you write for Cage Potato and you are similarly inexplicably in love with Bruce Buffer.

***

Well alright! If you’re a winner, please shoot your commenter name, real name, shirt size, and address to feedback@cagepotato.com and we’ll get you hooked up as soon as we can.

Cagepotato Comments

Showing 1-25 of comments

comments
Sort by : Show hidden comments
UFC fan- September 19, 2009 at 11:39 pm
well that's much nicer Purplepickle.
I wouldn't mind having one of the old HOF shirts as well, those were alot better.
as for walrus well : " he is the walrus...he is the eggman...googoogajoob!"
he is also a penis with ears, but I digress.

PurplePickle- September 19, 2009 at 6:48 pm
@UFC Fan

You should win a shirt for that comment (the old HOF one that they don't really ship to you, not the new crappy one). Good job.
UFC fan- September 19, 2009 at 6:36 pm
"Walrus Says:
Sat, 09/19/2009 - 11:03

DO NOT (!!!) ever give UFC Fan a shirt.

It would discredit everyone who posts on this blog."

wow someones gotta burr in their pussy. I think enough people on here discredit themselves without MY help so "relax Francis".
You must be a texASS fan. Go hook yourself.
eelcozy- September 19, 2009 at 12:35 pm
I kind of like the old shirts more, honestly.
Walrus- September 19, 2009 at 11:03 am
DO NOT (!!!) ever give UFC Fan a shirt.

It would discredit everyone who posts on this blog.
Justin- September 19, 2009 at 1:46 am
Somebody get Grimjitsu a shirt....
ArmFarmer- September 19, 2009 at 12:07 am
Great comments.. but those shirts suck dick.
Socal Tot- September 18, 2009 at 10:50 pm
Another vote not liking the shirts. I do like the red, white, and blue Cage potato.com.
UFC fan- September 18, 2009 at 10:48 pm
wow I gotta agree not a fan of that design.
That does NOTHING to make me want it, with the exception of the cagepotato.com logo which I would like to rock.
The So called devil horns look to much like that gay fucking texasss hookem horns gay shit, and I want no part of it.
Please have a short run of that and make a new one.
Hey maybe design like 4 or 5 and let US vote on the winner, you might actually sell more shirts if you sell us something we actually like. Just saying.
MGalactic- September 18, 2009 at 3:36 pm
I don't like those t-shirts. That being said, I appreciate the effort and the fact that they don't look like a tangle of wires spread over a gray canvas.
MGalactic- September 18, 2009 at 3:36 pm
I don't like those t-shirts. That being said, I appreciate the effort and the fact that they don't like a tangle of wires spread over a gray canvas.
Fight Fan- September 18, 2009 at 3:32 pm
Not a fan fight clothing. Especially one that puts MMA and crime in the same sentence. Isn't the idea to distance MMA and crime and violence?

Boxing=the sweet science
MMA=not a crime

Terrible.
tallkitchenbags- September 18, 2009 at 3:30 pm
its a deeply closeted republican hand gesture that means "i do anal" when gestured beside a urinal.
tallkitchenbags- September 18, 2009 at 3:29 pm
lame design.
but this is funny: If your favorite fighter is Matt Hughes, you wore camo shorts to the county fair last week.
Fight Fan- September 18, 2009 at 3:26 pm
"MMA is not a crime", an expression of combat sports known worldwide.
Da Spied Her- September 18, 2009 at 3:14 pm
I'm going to buy one of the shirts and then tell everyone I won it for "Comment of the week".
Grimjitsu- September 18, 2009 at 3:07 pm
I wish it was a "Stockton hey buddy" hand instead of devil horns.

And I say that as a non-Stockton fan.
Fedor vs. Bas- September 18, 2009 at 2:25 pm
I wish it was a "shaka" hand instead of devil horns.

And I say that as a non-BJ Penn fan.
El Famous Burrito- September 18, 2009 at 2:22 pm
That Sabado Gigante/monkey knife fight combo was welll worth the price of a t-shirt.
mondooh- September 18, 2009 at 2:14 pm
Those Salvadorians love them some pupusas and Sabbath man.
One Two- September 18, 2009 at 2:12 pm
those new shirts kick ass, better step up my game or i guess i could buy one How much are they?
CG- September 18, 2009 at 2:09 pm
MS-13? Is Ronnie James Dio a member of MS-13 now?
mondooh- September 18, 2009 at 2:02 pm
Ohhh great CP and Bens now everyone can think we are part of MS-13 !!! way to go
Peppermint Nightmare- September 18, 2009 at 1:39 pm
yeah...somehow...
knuckleup101- September 18, 2009 at 1:37 pm
Nice shirt would like to get one somehow......
CagePotatoMMA