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CagePotato Comments of the Week: Joke, You Are Still a Bad

(Make sure your speakers are turned all the way up before you hit play. Props: gonzagabjj)

As we occasionally do when it’s Friday and we’re bored — and my God are we bored — it’s time to give away some CagePotato t-shirts to the commenters who made us laugh this week. But first, a classic comment from last month that we never got around to honoring:

El Famous Burrito on "Behold Tim Sylvia‘s New Belt He Will be Wearing Everywhere He Goes": Thousands of years from now, the discovery of a mayonnaise-cured vinyl belt around a giant human skeleton is going to turn ape society upside down.

And now, this week’s big winners…

danomite on "Can Anybody Explain What the F*ck Gabriel Gonzaga Is Talking About?": I love the "car have no key’ video. He should do a whole series where he’s just fascinated by technology.
This lamp…it go on when…walk by. I….no touch…buttons. I don’t have to turn on….clap twice…light go on….clap twice more time….light go off.

RWilsonR on "Hot Potato: Sarah McDowd": It’s odd, though… when I look at her, I wonder what her original nose looked like, but I have no interest in what her original breasts looked like.

smiledriver on "Video: Nick Ring – Oh No You Didn’t!": I would have sex with Nick Ring just to keep this joke going.

If your name has been called, please send your name, address, and t-shirt size to Enjoy the weekend, Potato Nation.

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cjseifert- September 11, 2010 at 5:59 am
Another failed attempt at replacing Mr Kool-Aid
smiledriver- September 10, 2010 at 10:51 pm
Nice....Free shirt....and all I had to do is announce that I'd have sex with a man for the sake of comedy and making Jamie Yager uncomfortable.

Bonus, I live in Calgary and might get taken up on the offer if "The Promise" isn't just funnin'
agentsmith- September 10, 2010 at 10:05 pm
CagePotato's judgement about shirt-worthy comments is rather iffy. And I should know, I've won three times.
Jesus Frijoles- September 10, 2010 at 10:05 pm
Gonzaga got some pretty good height on that wall plant.
MoTropolis- September 10, 2010 at 8:43 pm
Those are all good picks. This should really be done every week, its one of the highlights, for me at least. EFB was golden.
cecils_pupils- September 10, 2010 at 4:25 pm

**cecils_pupils hides video under jacket, calls Steven Hirsch @Vivid**
danomite- September 10, 2010 at 3:14 pm

you saw that?! I thought that video was locked up in my bedroom safe. Heads are gonna roll when I find out who leaked that video. (just kidding. it was me. i thought it would be good for my career.)
Kimbos Bread- September 10, 2010 at 3:05 pm

Danomite does give some awesome blowjobs. I saw this lowqual vid where he and Cris Cyborg were going hardcore, and after he was done with her, he even gave the camera guy a blowjob.

The whole thing felt like watching a snuff film but in the end everyone died. Even the camera guy.
danomite- September 10, 2010 at 3:00 pm
Fucking Danomite again?! Man, that guy must give awesome Blow Jobs. My jokes were way funnier than his shit. All he does is bitch about BJ Penn and Anderson Silva, when he's not blowing GSP, that is.

Gracias for the shirt. And, yes, I will again be titling my e-mail "Greg Kelly Prize Winner" because it still makes me laugh.
Kimbos Bread- September 10, 2010 at 2:43 pm
My comments were way better man. Waaay better...
Merlin- September 10, 2010 at 2:40 pm
.... crickets ....
RwilsonR- September 10, 2010 at 2:37 pm
Actually, EFB, I thought your one today about Terry Schiavo was hilarious! Disturbing, but hilarious.
Fried Taco- September 10, 2010 at 2:27 pm
Check out TMZ, looks like Mayweather is training MMA after all!!!
Turd Furgeson- September 10, 2010 at 2:26 pm
These are funny comments.
El Famous Burrito- September 10, 2010 at 2:18 pm

Those are good comments guys (the other ones, I'm not trying to toot my own horn. I don't think I even bend that way.)