("I’m sorry, Jenny, but my heart belongs to another.")

Great work in the comments section this week, you guys. There were a few lines in particular that we felt were worthy of recognition — and CagePotato t-shirts — but we have to warn you, some of this stuff gets a little blue. So tell your kids to leave the room, and read on…


Viva Hate on ‘WTF?’ of the Day: Kimo Leopoldo is Alive and Well and Belly-Flopping Three Stories Into Motel Pools: Not to be outdone, his manager Joe Son belly flopped with 3 and half of his buddies into an unwilling female. Results were not quite as popular and I wouldn’t recommend linking the video

El Famous Burrito on War Machine Big House Blog 4&5: Mooches, Masturbation and Sex with a Sandwich: His wife is probably fucking his best friend’s kids now.

Merlin on Foreign People Wrestling – It’s So Hot Right Now: Ann den day eat da poo poo…
[Ed. note: Are you implying something about Papa Sow's sexuality?]

Mike Russell on CagePotato Stats: The FIGHT! Magazine ‘Cover Curse’, Issue by Issue: This site has gone to shit since Fowlkes left.

If you want a brand new CagePotato t-shirt that may or may not ever get to you, please e-mail contest@cagepotato.com with your name, address, and size. Except for Mike Russell, of course, because he works here. Mike, we’ll be sending your t-shirt to Ben Fowlkes.