
("I’m sorry, Jenny, but my heart belongs to another.")
Great work in the comments section this week, you guys. There were a few lines in particular that we felt were worthy of recognition — and CagePotato t-shirts — but we have to warn you, some of this stuff gets a little blue. So tell your kids to leave the room, and read on…
Viva Hate on ‘WTF?’ of the Day: Kimo Leopoldo is Alive and Well and Belly-Flopping Three Stories Into Motel Pools: Not to be outdone, his manager Joe Son belly flopped with 3 and half of his buddies into an unwilling female. Results were not quite as popular and I wouldn’t recommend linking the video
El Famous Burrito on War Machine Big House Blog 4&5: Mooches, Masturbation and Sex with a Sandwich: His wife is probably fucking his best friend’s kids now.
Merlin on Foreign People Wrestling – It’s So Hot Right Now: Ann den day eat da poo poo…
[Ed. note: Are you implying something about Papa Sow's sexuality?]
Mike Russell on CagePotato Stats: The FIGHT! Magazine ‘Cover Curse’, Issue by Issue: This site has gone to shit since Fowlkes left.
If you want a brand new CagePotato t-shirt that may or may not ever get to you, please e-mail contest@cagepotato.com with your name, address, and size. Except for Mike Russell, of course, because he works here. Mike, we’ll be sending your t-shirt to Ben Fowlkes.


The following is some exciting stuff about Nick Diaz and everybody born on Aug 1st leap years or Aug 2nd common years plus tips on how to put them on a short leash! Quite nuts! Let me know if you tried this. birthday – Catalog of Human Population (CHP)