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CagePotato Comments of the Week: In Which Goog Owned All Your Asses

This week we saw a CP reader named "Goog" emerge from obscurity to make a seriously strong case for CagePotato Commenter Rookie of the Year. Honestly, it was just win, win, win, and more win with this guy. Here were three of his best moments…  

Goog on "Quebec Athletic Commission May Block UFC 97 From Happening in Montreal": It was probably all just a matter of miscommunication, because I don’t think there’s anyone in the world, even Canada, that doesn’t know James Thompson will eventually hit the ground.

Goog on "War Machine Arrested in Vegas": And don’t count him out too long. You know he’ll only be there two days and he’ll say something that gets him thrown out of prison.

Goog on "Stockton, Stand Up! …And Move to Pretty Much Any Other City in the Nation": Maybe it’s so miserable BECAUSE the Diaz brothers are there. If you could get them to leave, you’d probably be looking at the next Boston.

Amazing. We’ll also give a nod to Ouch! That hurts on the aforementioned ‘Stockton sucks’ post, who wrote: Perhaps the Stockton chamber of commerce should stop using their slogan "Don’t be scared, homie"

Anyway, Goog my man, you’re eligible for up to three CagePotato "Hall of Fame" t-shirts. E-mail your real name, address, and shirt size(s) to feedback@cagepotato.com. Same goes for you, Ouch!, except you only get one. Try harder next time.

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Goog- February 14, 2009 at 11:13 pm
[Real] Goog thinks it's funny how many people now want to be me. Benx2... accept no imitations.
Goog- February 14, 2009 at 4:29 pm
P. S. You can all kiss my ASS!
Markdog- February 14, 2009 at 5:29 am
I wish I was funny.
Goog- February 14, 2009 at 3:15 am
Real Goog here.

First of all, major thanks to the Bens and CP for not only picking me this week, but writing a KICK ASS intro about it. Humor is a very subjective thing and I'm sure everyone who doesn't like mine can think of several things they said themselves that were much funnier. [eyeroll] So rather than argue and justify anything with my haters, I'm just going to enjoy my brief moment of recognition and say thanks again.

I like the theory that I'm actually Ben or a staff member, though.
Goog- February 13, 2009 at 9:00 pm
I'm actually Tito Ortiz, but you, my friends, can call me Jacob.
Goog- February 13, 2009 at 8:43 pm
I take it up the ass
Derly- February 13, 2009 at 6:55 pm
It's hard to see the 2 year difference between the Diaz bro's in that pic. Nate would be about 16 and Nick 18. I guess the hard-knock life in Stockton really doesn't help you age well.
Roughouse- February 13, 2009 at 6:38 pm
If I would have known shirts were at stake I would tried harder. Hey Goog, I'll trade you some Barrack Obama merchandise for one of those shirts?
Johnny Farnham- February 13, 2009 at 6:29 pm
It's a good concept but on every list of comments, just as before, ninety percent of them are full of try-hards trying to be funny.

Since I've noticed this free T-shirt business it's become even worse.
Swimming with Idiots- February 13, 2009 at 4:40 pm
The Goog situation has more comments (42) than any other story on the front page. It actually has twice as many comments than the video regarding the upcoming Hardy v. Markham at UFC 95.

The number of Opinions about an unknown poster of questionable humor should not be greater than the number of Opinions about actual fighters...fighting. Should it?

Doesn't really matter I guess, because...it is. That's Fine.

However...Two tough prospects looking to step up at 170...both bangers who can take a punch...wait, I knew her in College except it was Punch THEN bangers.

Over the last 20 fights...Markham has not had a fight go to the Judges. Hardy has stated he wants to stand and "Knock him out"

This match has Fight of the Night written all over it.

I know, I know...I added to the # comments for King Goog. Everybody's doing it.

Peace.





someguy- February 13, 2009 at 4:16 pm
NO FAIR! He used....vasoline......but with words.
andrewm- February 13, 2009 at 3:57 pm
i never got a return email after i sent you my info last week. Is that something i should expect or just let it roll and hope free stuff is in the mail?
shaNayNayigans- February 13, 2009 at 3:54 pm
You guys all realize that Goog is really Ben, right? You think this guy can afford to hand out T-shirts for writing a blog. No Sir... I don't think so....
Kadumel- February 13, 2009 at 3:53 pm
Ben tell me how to embed images into my comments post I wanna make everyone jealous...
MC Obscene- February 13, 2009 at 3:51 pm
As the comic book guy in the Simpsons would say....worst comments ever.
ctrl- February 13, 2009 at 3:50 pm
man, cage potato must owe goog money
Kadumel- February 13, 2009 at 3:50 pm
I am so happy. I got my CagePotato shirt today. If i wasn't taking the old lady out for Valentines day I would so wear it out tonight
Fedor a million ankles- February 13, 2009 at 3:43 pm
Gratz @ goog

also, Baka Survivor is an awesome handle
krezylobstah- February 13, 2009 at 3:32 pm
i didn't new the diaz bros were into deftones.

+1 in my list
FlamingJesus- February 13, 2009 at 3:24 pm
those really werent funny at all. Im not just saying that, they just seem like normal oberservations. You guys suck. Googs balls to be specific
Ricky Bobby- February 13, 2009 at 3:24 pm
They may be arrogant buttholes, but at least they take the time to coordinate Deftones t-shirts before the go out. At least Nate topped it off with white jeans and frosted lettuce.
greg jackson is a sex offender- February 13, 2009 at 3:17 pm
whore machine was the comment of the week
Anonymous- February 13, 2009 at 3:04 pm
YOU GUYS CANT HANDLE GOOGS RIDDUM
Cecil Peoples- February 13, 2009 at 3:01 pm
I dont know what you guys are talking about i had goog 30-27
LAS- February 13, 2009 at 2:48 pm
Apparently this photo was taken after a failed Backstreet Boys tryout by Nate Diaz. Gotta love those frosted tips.
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