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CagePotato Comments of the Week: In Which We All Learned What a ‘Fleshlight’ Was


(Props to CagePotato reader "Curtis Sample" for sending in a picture of his girlfriend.)

Good times this week, people. It seems we still have a few more 5/7ths of the Current UFC Hall of Fame t-shirts collecting dust in a storage facility in Los Angeles, so let’s hand ‘em out to some commenters who made us go ha-ha this week. And away we go…

El Famous Burrito on "GSP, Cris Cyborg, Nate Marquardt and More MMA Stars Tapped for 2009 ADCC Tournament":
Gunnar Nelson? Awesome! Will he finally get to avenge his loss to Kip Winger?
[Ed. note: Dude, every time I see that guy's name I think the same thing.]

BPD on "MMA Sponsor of the Day: The Fleshlight":
Your move, Condom Depot.

Dojima on "MMA Sponsor of the Day: The Fleshlight":
that must be one huge paycheck for a guy to say the Fleshlight is a replacement to banging real humans… i always thought masturbation should be the silver-lining in a big storm cloud of failed pick-ups, not a pot of flesh-colored gold at the beginning of a rainbow.

ReDx on "Edith Labelle Says She Was Fired For Being “Sick,” Not Hungover":
I heard Fleshlight is hiring.

If your name has been called and you want a t-shirt, holler at feedback@cagepotato.com with your name, size, and address.

Related: Man Crashes Through Store Front To Steal One Sex Toy. King of Kombat lightweight champ Nick Gonzalez better have a rock-solid alibi.

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Ed M- September 4, 2009 at 9:54 pm
Christ, he's got a binder for it.
UFC fan- September 4, 2009 at 8:39 pm
curtis sample you are FIRST in line for top dumbass, it must have been a tough fight between you and that fag from cali, 831 son.
congrats are in order.
and BEN for your efforts you win a t-shirt, send your name and address to ME and shirt size and I will send that right out champ.
ReDx- September 4, 2009 at 8:08 pm
Geez Bisping, sounds like you're the one that needs the douche, all that bitching and whining because I pointed out how much of a fucking moron you are. Get the sand out of your vag.

I think its funny your openly admitting you have to buy sex. You also have to buy it from a 59 year old woman. Dude that's sad. Time to step it up, maybe ask for that .35 raise the manager has been promising you ever since he promoted you to burger flipper.
Horror Fighter- September 4, 2009 at 6:57 pm
"In Which We All Learned What a 'Fleshlight' Was"

So nobody else saw Zack and Miri Make a Porno?
KillDozer- September 4, 2009 at 2:54 pm
is that "fleshlight" under the picture??? Damn...
I Hate Bisping- September 4, 2009 at 2:48 pm
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I Hate Bisping- September 4, 2009 at 2:46 pm
ReDx? Seriously? That's the first time that douche had something come out of his mouth that didn't have 2 balls attached to it. Such a puss. Oh, BTW ReDx, tell your mom the $20 I left on her dresser was for the douche she so badly needs. Oh, but look who I'm telling. As much as you've been in that, you already know.
Koeikan- September 4, 2009 at 2:11 pm
...and just realized what that was a picture of.

Disturbing.
TacoMafia- September 4, 2009 at 2:05 pm
I thought the fleshlight just came in "flesh colors".....
why would you get one in green?
Other than the obvious, as seen above....

I wonder if they have a sheep as a holding stand for ur fleshlight.....

Nail that baby to the floor, cuz papa gets rough with farm animals.....
Rockologist- September 4, 2009 at 2:00 pm
Hope you change that pillow case afterwards.
Strife- September 4, 2009 at 1:57 pm
Shouldn't it be a picture of the back of Yoda's head?
two_black_eyes- September 4, 2009 at 1:56 pm
he even got the green one. thats what you call attention to details.

sxjohnson- September 4, 2009 at 1:48 pm
WTF does a girl have to do to get some love around here?! I want a 5/7 HoF shirt....

Seriously, "Curtis Sample" you couldn't find a more appealing pictures, even to showcase your toy... even if you do use Yoda to get you off--don't let people know about it. No wonder you need that thing.

It's even scarier that you have it set up between the mattress so you don't have to hold it and can just "go to town."

I'm going to go vomit now!
ihateemo- September 4, 2009 at 1:37 pm
I used to work for the company that hosts fleshlight.com.

Their IT dude has weird hair. He probably uses the thing a lot.
EDoggFunkMonk- September 4, 2009 at 1:35 pm
That picture is... Wait, you bought a Fleshlight? And you want people to know about it?
Bob Reilly- September 4, 2009 at 1:29 pm
Thats hot.
MyFightWiffaCheeto- September 4, 2009 at 1:26 pm
"(Props to CagePotato reader "Curtis Sample" for sending in a picture of his girlfriend.)"

LMPRAO!!!!

And Man, how many shirts does El Famous Burrito have by now? Dude is always killin the comments section! Props.
Aenarion- September 4, 2009 at 1:25 pm
First... and oh my god that picture is hilarious and just wrong.
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