Christ, he’s got a binder for it.

curtis sample you are FIRST in line for top dumbass, it must have been a tough fight between you and that fag from cali, 831 son.
congrats are in order.
and BEN for your efforts you win a t-shirt, send your name and address to ME and shirt size and I will send that right out champ.

Geez Bisping, sounds like you’re the one that needs the douche, all that bitching and whining because I pointed out how much of a fucking moron you are. Get the sand out of your vag.

I think its funny your openly admitting you have to buy sex. You also have to buy it from a 59 year old woman. Dude that’s sad. Time to step it up, maybe ask for that .35 raise the manager has been promising you ever since he promoted you to burger flipper.

“In Which We All Learned What a ‘Fleshlight’ Was”

So nobody else saw Zack and Miri Make a Porno?

is that “fleshlight” under the picture??? Damn…

…

ReDx? Seriously? That’s the first time that douche had something come out of his mouth that didn’t have 2 balls attached to it. Such a puss. Oh, BTW ReDx, tell your mom the $20 I left on her dresser was for the douche she so badly needs. Oh, but look who I’m telling. As much as you’ve been in that, you already know.

…and just realized what that was a picture of.

Disturbing.

I thought the fleshlight just came in “flesh colors”…..
why would you get one in green?
Other than the obvious, as seen above….

I wonder if they have a sheep as a holding stand for ur fleshlight…..

Nail that baby to the floor, cuz papa gets rough with farm animals…..

Hope you change that pillow case afterwards.

Shouldn’t it be a picture of the back of Yoda’s head?

he even got the green one. thats what you call attention to details.

WTF does a girl have to do to get some love around here?! I want a 5/7 HoF shirt….

Seriously, “Curtis Sample” you couldn’t find a more appealing pictures, even to showcase your toy… even if you do use Yoda to get you off–don’t let people know about it. No wonder you need that thing.

It’s even scarier that you have it set up between the mattress so you don’t have to hold it and can just “go to town.”

I’m going to go vomit now!

I used to work for the company that hosts fleshlight.com.

Their IT dude has weird hair. He probably uses the thing a lot.

That picture is… Wait, you bought a Fleshlight? And you want people to know about it?

Thats hot.

“(Props to CagePotato reader “Curtis Sample” for sending in a picture of his girlfriend.)”

LMPRAO!!!!

And Man, how many shirts does El Famous Burrito have by now? Dude is always killin the comments section! Props.

First… and oh my god that picture is hilarious and just wrong.