(Props to CagePotato reader "Curtis Sample" for sending in a picture of his girlfriend.)
Good times this week, people. It seems we still have a few more 5/7ths of the Current UFC Hall of Fame t-shirts collecting dust in a storage facility in Los Angeles, so let’s hand ‘em out to some commenters who made us go ha-ha this week. And away we go…
El Famous Burrito on "GSP, Cris Cyborg, Nate Marquardt and More MMA Stars Tapped for 2009 ADCC Tournament":
Gunnar Nelson? Awesome! Will he finally get to avenge his loss to Kip Winger?
[Ed. note: Dude, every time I see that guy's name I think the same thing.]
BPD on "MMA Sponsor of the Day: The Fleshlight":
Your move, Condom Depot.
Dojima on "MMA Sponsor of the Day: The Fleshlight":
that must be one huge paycheck for a guy to say the Fleshlight is a replacement to banging real humans… i always thought masturbation should be the silver-lining in a big storm cloud of failed pick-ups, not a pot of flesh-colored gold at the beginning of a rainbow.
ReDx on "Edith Labelle Says She Was Fired For Being “Sick,” Not Hungover":
I heard Fleshlight is hiring.
If your name has been called and you want a t-shirt, holler at feedback@cagepotato.com with your name, size, and address.
Related: Man Crashes Through Store Front To Steal One Sex Toy. King of Kombat lightweight champ Nick Gonzalez better have a rock-solid alibi.
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commentscongrats are in order.
and BEN for your efforts you win a t-shirt, send your name and address to ME and shirt size and I will send that right out champ.
I think its funny your openly admitting you have to buy sex. You also have to buy it from a 59 year old woman. Dude that's sad. Time to step it up, maybe ask for that .35 raise the manager has been promising you ever since he promoted you to burger flipper.
So nobody else saw Zack and Miri Make a Porno?
Disturbing.
why would you get one in green?
Other than the obvious, as seen above....
I wonder if they have a sheep as a holding stand for ur fleshlight.....
Nail that baby to the floor, cuz papa gets rough with farm animals.....
Seriously, "Curtis Sample" you couldn't find a more appealing pictures, even to showcase your toy... even if you do use Yoda to get you off--don't let people know about it. No wonder you need that thing.
It's even scarier that you have it set up between the mattress so you don't have to hold it and can just "go to town."
I'm going to go vomit now!
Their IT dude has weird hair. He probably uses the thing a lot.
LMPRAO!!!!
And Man, how many shirts does El Famous Burrito have by now? Dude is always killin the comments section! Props.
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