(Props to CagePotato reader "Curtis Sample" for sending in a picture of his girlfriend.)
Good times this week, people. It seems we still have a few more 5/7ths of the Current UFC Hall of Fame t-shirts collecting dust in a storage facility in Los Angeles, so let’s hand ‘em out to some commenters who made us go ha-ha this week. And away we go…
El Famous Burrito on "GSP, Cris Cyborg, Nate Marquardt and More MMA Stars Tapped for 2009 ADCC Tournament":
Gunnar Nelson? Awesome! Will he finally get to avenge his loss to Kip Winger?
[Ed. note: Dude, every time I see that guy's name I think the same thing.]
BPD on "MMA Sponsor of the Day: The Fleshlight":
Your move, Condom Depot.
Dojima on "MMA Sponsor of the Day: The Fleshlight":
that must be one huge paycheck for a guy to say the Fleshlight is a replacement to banging real humans… i always thought masturbation should be the silver-lining in a big storm cloud of failed pick-ups, not a pot of flesh-colored gold at the beginning of a rainbow.
ReDx on "Edith Labelle Says She Was Fired For Being “Sick,” Not Hungover":
I heard Fleshlight is hiring.
If your name has been called and you want a t-shirt, holler at firstname.lastname@example.org with your name, size, and address.
Related: Man Crashes Through Store Front To Steal One Sex Toy. King of Kombat lightweight champ Nick Gonzalez better have a rock-solid alibi.