It’s Friday, which means it’s time to give away some t-shirts. Covering their torsos with soft cotton this week will be:
xogcx on "Strikeforce Payouts Prove You Can Still Get Your Bread Outside of the UFC": A real Xmas? Not like the time I cut my long hair to buy Kimbo some medallion shine and he sold his Gold fist medallion to buy me a brush for my pretty hair…..we learned a lot of about real love and real WORK!
[Ed. note: O. Henry references are always appreciated on this site.]
Poop Chute on "WEC 37 Liveblog: Small But Mighty": There’s another championship match happening tonight: My Hand vs. My Penis. It’s their 103,767th rematch. I always win. Except for those three "no contests".
[Ed. note: I just checked the Sherdog Fight Finder profile for Poop Chute's hand. Those three no-contests were due to unintentional eye-pokes.]
Mr. xogcx and Mr. Poop, please send your real names, addresses, and sizes to firstname.lastname@example.org and we’ll send you those shirts right away. Bro-hugs to all our brilliant commenters. (Even you, anonymous!)