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CagePotato Presents: The Ten Most Forgettable Fights of 2011


(Similar to Georges St.Pierre, MMA pundits, and most fans heading into UFC 129, Dana White was looking right past Jake Shields.)

2011 is approaching it’s final hour, Potato Nation, and when we typically take a look back at the year that was, we often lump things in terms of the very best, and more often than not, the very worst. But even though it has been arguably the biggest year in the sport’s History, it hasn’t gone without it’s fair share of snoozefests, sparring matches, and fights that simply didn’t live up to their own hype. For every Rua/Hendo, there was a Torres/Banuelos, so to speak, that kept us from having a full-on Chuck Liddell style freak out. It’s not that these fights made us angry, it’s just that they failed to make us feel anything.

In a way, they were actually a good thing for the sport, as they raised our appreciation for the epic slugfests, the back and forth brawls, and the technical battles to new heights. So it is for these unsung heroes that we bring you The Ten Most Forgettable Fights of 2011, presented in chronological order.

#10: Jacob Volkmann vs. Antonio Mckee

We know what you’re thinking, Potatoites, you’re thinking, “My God, it’s only been a year since this clown (dis)graced the UFC with that performance?” Well the answer is yes, and almost to the exact date. On January 1st at UFC 125, Anthony Mckee made his long awaited debut in the UFC. And when we say “long awaited,” we mean by none other than Mckee himself. You see, Anthony Mckee followed the James Toney method of trolling his way into the UFC through a shitstorm of self absorbed and ridiculous claims, despite only claiming seven finishes in his previous thirty contests. Well, DW took the bait, and threw Mckee humble wrestler and future threat to Homeland Security, Jacob Volkmann, for his big debut.

And after unleashing a verbal assault on Volkmann the likes of which we had yet to experience, “Mandingo” proceeded to stick his foot so far down his mouth that his leg nearly snapped at the knee. The fight was terrible, with neither fighter even attempting to engage over the course of 15 minutes. In fact, Mckee’s most significant offense was captured in the above photo, in which he decided to use his strongest asset as a fighter to attempt a takedown. Volkmann would walk away the victor via split decision, and Mckee would be served his walking papers, which he would then try and pass off as some old school racism by the UFC. Good riddance, d-bag.

#9: Steve Cantwell vs. Cyrille Diabate – UFC Live 3 

Best known for his trilogy of wars with top middleweight contender Brian Stann, Steve “The Robot” Cantwell found himself sidelined and on a two fight losing streak in 2009. His losing efforts to Stann and Luiz Cane had been relatively entertaining, and before that Cantwell had scored a SOTN award by breaking Razak Al-Hassan’s arm at UFC: Fight For the Troops. Cyrille Diabate, on the other hand, had scored a TKO victory over Cane in his debut before being submitted by Alexander Gustafsson. The fight was placed on the Facebook prelims, and promised to be a technical kickboxing clinic. To say it was a letdown would be an understatement.

The match was little more than a light sparring session, at one point drawing that exact comparison from Joe Rogan during the third round when neither fighter remotely attempted to pick up the pace. It would be mark the halfway…uh…mark of Cantwell’s current four-fight losing streak, and would be Diabate’s last win as well; he would go on to drop a second round submission to Anthony Perosh at UFC 138.

#8: Phil Davis vs. Antonio Rogerio Nogueria – UFN 24

Phil Davis had a hell of a year in 2010. Not only did he go 4-0 in the UFC, scoring wins over the likes of Alexander Gustafsson and Brian Stann, but the man even invented a submission, a hammerlock/kimura hybrid dubbed “The Mr. Wonderful.” Not bad for someone who had been training MMA for less than two years at the time. With his aforementioned submission win over Tim Boetsch, Davis was almost immediately pegged as the next Jon Jones by MMA critics and fans alike, despite the fact that Jon Jones had barely begun his own rise to success. When Davis was placed against former PRIDE star Antonio Rogerio Nogueria, who had knocked out then undefeated Luiz Cane in under two minutes and scored a razor thin decision over Jason Brilz in his own UFC run, the MMA community was ready a grand display of fireworks, and walked away with sparklers.

After a tense first half that saw little to no significant strikes landed, the first round was mainly comprised of Davis trying unsuccessfully to take Nogueria down. And when he was forced to stand, we saw a different, less wonderful version of Davis, complete with an array of awkward push/teep kicks and one-to-two punch combinations that were all but completely ineffective against Lil Nog. Davis was able to secure his first takedown midway through the second round, and to his credit, was able to control the BJJ black belt down when he did so. “Minotoro” on the other hand, never really looked like he was that concerned about finishing the fight, despite Davis’ increased takedown success over the next round and a half. His punches came slower and slower, and by the end of it many in the silent audience were simply awaiting a decision.

It’s not that there was anything particularly bad in this fight, it’s just that there wasn’t much to write home about, including Phil Davis, who’s momentum train found itself at the bottom of a very large hill afterward. And as it turns out, this would be the first of many lackluster main events to come…

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EnemyofReality- December 30, 2011 at 4:50 pm
"The only thing I hate more than watching a boring ass fight, is reading about them later".


And apparently you hate taking the time to comment on the artical as well.
EnemyofReality- December 30, 2011 at 4:31 pm
I remember trying to explain to a room full of casual fans that GSP and Shields are two of the best fighters on planet earth while they each threw the same sloppy punch at each other. By the end of the fight I realized I will never spend another dime on either of them.
Cestus84- December 30, 2011 at 4:29 pm
"Maybe we’re in the minority here, but since becoming the UFC’s inaugural featherweight champ, Jose Aldo hasn’t shown the same killer instinct that gained him such popularity in the WEC. Perhaps he set the bar too high in his Mortal Kombat style wins over Cub Swanson and Chris Mickle, or perhaps it can be blamed on his increased level of competition."

First off, yes you are in the minority. 2nd, I don't get how the increase of level competiton or opposition in the UFC is somehow showing less killer instinct than his WEC days.
rpn452- December 30, 2011 at 3:45 pm
I agree with most of those, especially since I don't remember anything about half of them. But I was highly entertained by Hunt-Rothwell. Those guys fought as hard as they could. Of course, Hunt was a +300 underdog and I had money on him. Maybe that affected my perception. And the beer too maybe. And maybe the weed.

I didn't mind the Bonnar fight. He was busy enough on top. It was impressive to see him dominate Kingsbury so thoroughly on the ground.

Of those, the Koch and GSP fights were the biggest disappointments for me. I was expecting highlight-reel knockouts from them.
cursed5- December 30, 2011 at 3:04 pm
So Canada loves Josh Grispi, Giuseppe Verdi and the Gestapo?
NomadRip- December 30, 2011 at 2:50 pm
This article was as boring as watching a Fitch vs Shields fight. Or re-watching any of these fights. Not your fault Danga...tough to write exciting things about fights nobody wanted to remember wasting their life time away watching the first time.
Motivated Penn- December 30, 2011 at 2:22 pm
Tyson Griffin vs Paleszewski was amazing. When Griffin was about to hit the dirt, Bart was hammering him, but he mixed it up and took a beat, and then every single shot landed. Great and memorable fight.

So was Siver Cerrone. I realize you added that as a caveat, but it makes no sense to add the entire card to the forgettable list when there were at least two other memorable fights.
AndyInflammatory- December 30, 2011 at 2:11 pm
I liked the Bonnar/Kingsbury fight. If only because an old dog won a match he was put in to lose.
KINGMADE- December 30, 2011 at 1:41 pm
The only thing I hate more than watching a boring ass fight, is reading about them later.
XENOPHON- December 30, 2011 at 1:31 pm
Here is a question for dANgA
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How do you get to review all these fights. Does CP pay for archival rights from Zuffa, that you have access to, or does CP record all fights. Or do you record all the fights you went back to in the reference above?
DangadaDang- December 30, 2011 at 1:07 pm
I figured as much, but appreciate the find nonetheless. Have a good New Years, Potato Nation!
macreadysshack- December 30, 2011 at 1:04 pm
Danga . . . I don't care what it was supposed to be. I wasn't teasing you, I was teasing the weirdos who give you shit all the time. Sorry, it was a bit circumspect.
DangadaDang- December 30, 2011 at 12:58 pm
@macready
Thanks for the spot. It was supposed to be witnessed, however.
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@Rear
DUH!
RearNakedSpoon- December 30, 2011 at 12:51 pm
So the conclusion we draw from this is...woefully unbalanced match-ups that provide low brow entertainment style is superior to great athletes displaying supreme skill levels in a high risk match-up.
macreadysshack- December 30, 2011 at 12:47 pm
"We’ve simply witnesses a speed bump in his eventual return to crowd pleasing glory." Danga, YOU FORGOT THE WORD 'BECOME" you useless horrible, terrible word forgetting piece of type-fail!
Stan Dan Bang- December 30, 2011 at 12:40 pm
As an avid MMA fan, I sadly sat through all these fights. Nick Diaz and BJ Penn saved UFC 137.
Chri534.- December 30, 2011 at 12:14 pm
#10 - "Well, DW took the bait, and threw Mckee humble wrestler and possible threat to Homeland Security, Jacob Volkmann, for his big debut."
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I like how you call the fight forgettable, but at the same time you reference Volkmann's callout of the President (which happened in a post fight interview from THAT fight).
TeilaTuliTooth- December 30, 2011 at 12:09 pm
pretty random picks... useless article... Danga, Skeletor you... luckily there are some fights soon to forget this major turd you just dropped.
(sigh)
RoyNelsonMuntz- December 30, 2011 at 12:08 pm
Fuck Jake Shields, that deliberate eye-poking fuck.
NinjaVanish- December 30, 2011 at 12:07 pm
So glad the LSAC had their shit together and gave the Win to Koch. Brookins had nothing to offer and was just stalling and holding Koch up against the cage. When they broke, Koch landed every shot he threw for the most part. Glad to see this fight wasn't a robbery like Vera/Couture was.
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