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CagePotato PSA: Attention Male & Female Bantamweights, TUF 18 Will Be Holding Tryouts on April 15th

(Her training methods may be unusual, but dammit, the woman GETS RESULTS.) 

Just a heads up for any of you members of the Potato Nation who fancy themselves the next Forrest Griffin (or more than likely, the next Julian Lane); it has recently been announced that the UFC will be holding auditions starting at 8 a.m. PT on Monday, April 15th to kick off the highly anticipated upcoming season of The Ultimate Fighter: Rashes*. Auditions for both male and female bantamweight competitors will be held at the Grand Ballroom of the Palace Station Hotel, located on 2411 West Sahara Avenue in Las Vegas, Nevada.

In order to apply for TUF 18, one must first download the application here. The restrictions are as one would expect: You must be above 21, a legal US citizen, and have at least three verifiable pro MMA fights. Also, no fat chicks,”ugos,” skipskops, skallywags, trick-ass marks, or mark-ass tricks. I’m just reading the release, people.

Featuring female coaches and participants for the first time in the show’s history, TUF 18 will see bantamweight champion Ronda Rousey face off against the winner of the upcoming Miesha Tate vs. Cat Zingano fight scheduled for the TUF 17 Finale in April. For her sake, let’s hope Ronda is able to communicate better with her team than she did with the dudes from TUF 15, or it is going to be one quiet, awkward season.

Speaking of awkward, let’s see what Joe Rogan thinks about the upcoming season…

My thoughts exactly, Joe.

*copyright Jason Moles

-J. Jones

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boober- March 20, 2013 at 1:34 am
Did anyone catch who won that wnba game earlier?
crappiefloper- March 19, 2013 at 4:05 pm
That us an epic stash. Speaking of, when is ask don frye coming back? Now that would be noteworthy
algiersheadkick504- March 19, 2013 at 4:04 pm
What if they fuck in the house and knocks up the female fighter that takes a horrible beat down and terrifying body shots to the developing fetus. Do they look into the consequences
Lex Talionis- March 19, 2013 at 4:08 pm
They make them sign waivers now ever since Nick Ring lost his baby on S11
anderson wanderlei paulo thiago alves silva- March 19, 2013 at 4:04 pm
Fallon foxs testosterone levels were too high for the women's division. Luckily all he had to do was walk down the hallway to the men's tryouts
The12ozCurls- March 19, 2013 at 3:59 pm
No "ugos?"

What happend to that last Invicta Poster?
Fried Taco- March 19, 2013 at 3:53 pm
No fat chicks? There goes Gina Carano's chance at a comeback. Now she'll have to settle for just my cum on her back.
Alan K- March 19, 2013 at 3:43 pm
Anyone who's ever dreamed of getting kicked out of the TUF House for sexual assault, now's your chance.
Lex Talionis- March 19, 2013 at 3:33 pm
Sounds awesome. Mixing men and women is the final step towards turning the show into pure reality TV bullshit. Hopefully turning it into temptation island will deliver the killing blow to a show that's been dying for years.

PS I was just joking earlier about masturbating to that Fox Fallon pic, everyone knew that right?.......
needssalt- March 19, 2013 at 7:06 pm
nobody is judging your fetishes bro