(“Well, she’s retired now, but she used to be in the import/export business, specializing in other dudes’ penises.”)

Tito Ortiz‘s last-chance fight against Ryan Bader is less than three months away, so obviously, those muckraking sons-of-bitches at MadeMan.com thought it would be a good time to interview Tito about his relationship with former porn “entrepreneur” Jenna Jameson. Personally, I liked this exchange:

MadeMan: Do you feel any jealousy when guys come up to her?

Tito Ortiz: Of course! I’m human. I get jealous. But I trust Jenna no matter what. So, I let her do her thing. It really doesn’t bother me, if I don’t think about it!

MadeMan: On the flip side, it’s got to be a big turn-on, knowing men across the country go slack-jawed watching your wife work…

Tito Ortiz: I don’t think about it. I really, really don’t think about it. It never crosses my mind because when you say that, I’m trying to figure out a way to react to it and I have no reaction to it, because I don’t think about it.

That has to be one of the greatest question-evasions in MMA history. You can almost hear the denial-gears cranking in Ortiz’s brain. It’s kind of like when someone says “whatever you do, don’t think about a purple elephant,” and you’re like “goddamn it.”

Basically, whenever someone brings up the topic of Jenna’s former line of work around Tito, it’s like they’re saying “whatever you do, don’t think about the mother of your kids getting railed by Peter North, while a legion of chronic masturbaters sit hunched in front of their computers, doing what they do.”

Really, the only defense you have at that point is to plug your ears, shake your head, and say, “It never crosses my mind because when you say that, I’m trying to figure out a way to react to it and I have no reaction to it, because I don’t think about it.”