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CagePotato PSA: Dating a Porn Star Is Great, as Long as You Don’t Think About It


(“Well, she’s retired now, but she used to be in the import/export business, specializing in other dudes’ penises.”)

Tito Ortiz‘s last-chance fight against Ryan Bader is less than three months away, so obviously, those muckraking sons-of-bitches at MadeMan.com thought it would be a good time to interview Tito about his relationship with former porn “entrepreneur” Jenna Jameson. Personally, I liked this exchange:

MadeMan: Do you feel any jealousy when guys come up to her?

Tito Ortiz: Of course! I’m human. I get jealous. But I trust Jenna no matter what. So, I let her do her thing. It really doesn’t bother me, if I don’t think about it!

MadeMan: On the flip side, it’s got to be a big turn-on, knowing men across the country go slack-jawed watching your wife work…

Tito Ortiz: I don’t think about it. I really, really don’t think about it. It never crosses my mind because when you say that, I’m trying to figure out a way to react to it and I have no reaction to it, because I don’t think about it.

That has to be one of the greatest question-evasions in MMA history. You can almost hear the denial-gears cranking in Ortiz’s brain. It’s kind of like when someone says “whatever you do, don’t think about a purple elephant,” and you’re like “goddamn it.”

Basically, whenever someone brings up the topic of Jenna’s former line of work around Tito, it’s like they’re saying “whatever you do, don’t think about the mother of your kids getting railed by Peter North, while a legion of chronic masturbaters sit hunched in front of their computers, doing what they do.”

Really, the only defense you have at that point is to plug your ears, shake your head, and say, “It never crosses my mind because when you say that, I’m trying to figure out a way to react to it and I have no reaction to it, because I don’t think about it.”

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Ruke Doufus- April 22, 2011 at 10:57 am
Bravo, JZ8! Bravo!
italia furia- April 22, 2011 at 9:19 am
"It depends on what the meaning of the word 'is' is"
Lek- April 22, 2011 at 7:11 am
But it all makes sense, don't you see? Tito must try to kill their leader, Ryan master-bader'. If he can succeed, the legion of chronic masterbaters must and will fall.
Vera- April 22, 2011 at 4:45 am
Spam Potato!
andersonsyourmom- April 21, 2011 at 11:43 pm
spam kills, man.
dranokills- April 21, 2011 at 9:44 pm
sure is nice to see the spambots have taken over another thread. you keep making threads and the spambots keep fucking it all up, way to go BEN, way to sit on that ass ,and do NOTHING!
Jawbreaker_46- April 21, 2011 at 9:04 pm
As curious as I am about Jewish dating sites, whats up with all the spam? Tito needs that big ass dome because at this point he probably has to bang her with it. To enter her with a normal sized penis has to be like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.
dthrckt- April 21, 2011 at 5:33 pm
Wow, his comments are as dumb as usual, but I'm still in awe of his massive cranium more than anything else. It looks like he's going to swallow her! If I hadn't seen her with big dicks in her mouth I'd think she had some tiny head disease. Which made me think, imagine the horse sized dick tito could swallow. no homo
http://www.mediafire.com/i/?ywd9z8442o003oi
Mir please break Brocks neck- April 21, 2011 at 4:25 pm
Watching Tito is as exciting as.... Ummmm.

I'd prefer to watch the Best of Jenna link that dude posted...

In fact, I'd rather watch Jenna drink a Pepsi than watch Tito fight.

Frank Mir for president!

The Fertitta's are pussy's...and mangina's.

Thank gosh for Dana!
Canadian Chronic- April 21, 2011 at 4:14 pm
etcha when they're walking down the street all you hear is,"did u fuck him?", "did u fuck him?", "how about him?"

Man the home movies that they pull out at family gatherings have got to be pretty interesting
ruffles- April 21, 2011 at 4:08 pm
For some reason I keep picturing Tito and Jenna remaking barbie girl by Aqua. It's really funny.
Vera- April 21, 2011 at 3:55 pm
The only '22 stitches' Tito has seen lately are the ones he used to try to sew her Vajayjay up with....
Clyde- April 21, 2011 at 3:50 pm
Damn Kingmade, flag that shit with NSFW. Otherwise how am I supposed to know that "cumshot compilations" are not appropriate for the office?
Vera- April 21, 2011 at 3:47 pm
Bader...
Vera- April 21, 2011 at 3:47 pm
Me:It's gotta be tough Tito knowing that your career is just about to end and you cant buy any more time by making excuses about your loss to Badwe....how do you feel about that?

Tito Ortiz: I don’t think about it. I really, really don’t think about it. It never crosses my mind because when you say that, I’m trying to figure out a way to react to it and I have no reaction to it, because I don’t think about it.
Bootylam- April 21, 2011 at 3:42 pm
Whatever guys, just because our ladies didn't do it all in front of a camera. Every man has to just ignore it or you'd go crazy. They can play all innocent but don't let them fool you.
IsnappedYourarm- April 21, 2011 at 3:01 pm
Tito even has excuses for his excuses.
Morningwood- April 21, 2011 at 2:46 pm
poor poor tito. he's probably the only one who doesn't get to throw junk in her dumpster.
Tuggernuts- April 21, 2011 at 1:55 pm
man i bet tito loves when fans send him links to such great compilations of his wife
djp1988- April 21, 2011 at 1:46 pm
"Yeah it's weird, she's always coming home smelling like sweat and shame" - Tito
RwilsonR- April 21, 2011 at 1:41 pm
"But I trust Jenna no matter what. So, I let her do her thing."
 
Uh... I'm not so sure that is the best idea there, Tito. I know you're not the brightest guy around, but you are aware what her thing is, right?
KINGMADE- April 21, 2011 at 1:30 pm
I Wonder how long my previous comment last :D
mburtoni- April 21, 2011 at 1:25 pm
I wonder how Tito would react if I told him I own a lifelike Jenna Jameson fuckdoll that I regularly plow in the butt, and I wanted to converse with him about the different positions he does her in.
KINGMADE- April 21, 2011 at 1:24 pm
Tito would be able to answer that question after he watched this video. http://video.xnxx.com/video745859/short_jenna_jameson_cumshot_compilation
agentsmith- April 21, 2011 at 1:20 pm
He's thinking about how to react, but he can't because he doesn't think about it. That's quite the logic puzzle.
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