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CagePotato PSA: Drinking + Driving + MMA = A Really Bad Idea

Here’s a weird story from the weekend out of Washington that we missed.

According to a story in the Bremerton Patriot, a drunk woman was choked unconscious while driving by a friend of her boyfriend, which would be commendable if he successfully prevented her from committing a DUI. Unfortunately he simply did it to be an asshole.

Apparently the trio had been out drinking and the girlfriend was nominated to drive home as she was the least intoxicated of the group.

Halfway to her boyfriend’s house where the men were staying for the night, the friend, who had been arguing with the driver about how loud and belligerent he was being while she was trying to concentrate on the road and who happened to be a heavyweight MMA fighter from California, thought it would be funny to choke the chick out. Fortunately for the three idiots, she was able to bring the vehicle to a complete stop before blacking out and pissing her pants as a result of the expertly-applied rear naked choke.

The woman, who police say was obviously intoxicated when they interviewed her at a friend’s house where she had gone to change her pissy pants, said that all she remembers is reaching for a knife she keeps in the car for protection with the intention of stabbing her attacker, but says she dropped the blade when she started to lose consciousness and began hitting the steering wheel to signal that she was in distress.

She contends that her choker ignored her tapout and continued to hold the sub until she went limp. Although the name of the fighter hasn’t been released, we have our suspicions who it was.

Anyway, the 33-year-old fighter was booked on second-degree assault charges and the boyfriend was also taken into custody for an outstanding misdemeanor warrant. Both denied the assault took place in spite of a puddle of urine in the drivers seat of the woman’s vehicle, a knife found on the driver’s side floor and her statement about the incident.

The driver was not charged as she was not seen driving by police and it was impossible for them to prove whether or not she was drunk when she was driving, or if she got blitzed at the friend’s house after calling 9-1-1.

How about testing the urine on the seat?

No word as to whether or not the accused will be extradited back to California to face a peer jury, but Joe Son says he’s ready to hear his case.

 

 

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jamesdo- November 9, 2011 at 9:52 am
I forgot this name .. maybe Zolotaya Bochka Gold Barrel ))

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jamesdo- November 9, 2011 at 9:47 am
Cheapest beer in Russia is powerful weapon of mass distraction! ))

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TheWarsawExpress- November 9, 2011 at 8:56 am
I bet it was double rainbow guy. He is an MMA fighter, too.
NinjaVanish- November 9, 2011 at 6:22 am
I've noticed in my time that when the media says "mma fighter" it usually means they barely if ever trained and had like 1 ammy fight a few years ago.

I've also noticed its the same tards who always want to "show moves" on people who don't train. She should have used the Seagal method and chopped him in the sisters.
KeithHackneyWindmillPalmStrike- November 9, 2011 at 5:20 am
Random cheap shot at Babalu? C'mon now
Todd M- November 8, 2011 at 9:40 pm
^ Ohh you meant J3t was the female who pissed in his pant's when a fight broke out, now I get it.
Todd M- November 8, 2011 at 9:38 pm
Ha, good one myklhoey, but J3t only paticipates in combat on the internet.
myklhoey- November 8, 2011 at 8:43 pm
it's confirmed that it was a LW mma fan not fighta who goes by the screen name jt3.
When takin in to custody he said he was simply tryin to get rid of the compotion he spent good money that night gettin this dude hammered and would be damded if he didn't get any action
The woman was simply in the way, the report states that jt3 is gettin along well with the Otha inmates and dosent want a speedy trail
Todd M- November 8, 2011 at 8:06 pm
^ Nevermind, I learnt how to scroll downwards, Nice win CP.
Todd M- November 8, 2011 at 7:50 pm
What were you guy's supposed to be getting sued for?
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Jugger- November 8, 2011 at 6:28 pm
I double-dog-dare Babalu to sue Break Media for defamation.
NomadRip- November 8, 2011 at 6:07 pm
You should just go ahead and accuse Dana of having a relationship with his mom since you seem to think Juanito is actually going to be able to come up with that $61k.
macreadysshack- November 8, 2011 at 5:09 pm
The way the author did this is fine. He said we have our 'suspicions' about who did it. That's even better than an 'allegedly'. I think CP is okay on this one. Funny/scary weird shit, too.
El Guapo- November 8, 2011 at 5:00 pm
That's not Babalu. Not the real Babalu, at least. He's dead. Hendo killed him. Saw it with my own eyes. Nice try tho.
itsgalf- November 8, 2011 at 4:59 pm
hahaha, you should put at the end of the article that it wasn't ACTUALLY Babalu.
Babalu- November 8, 2011 at 4:57 pm
LOL!!!
skeletor- November 8, 2011 at 4:54 pm
That was an awesomely written article.
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But I cant help but notice you guys dodge one bullet and then go and accuse Babalu of choking a bitch? This does remind me of the old CP and I love it.
J. Spaceman- November 8, 2011 at 4:53 pm
Just got done with one lawsuit and already looking for another huh? Keep up the good work!
Pen Fifteen- November 8, 2011 at 4:50 pm
This kind of shit is why I love CP.
Canseco_MMA- November 8, 2011 at 4:44 pm
First! Here's to smokin Joe Frazier!!
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