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CagePotato PSA: Leave the Fighting to the *Sober* Trained Professionals


(Video courtesy of YouTube/KanistyLez)

We’ve all seen this guy at some point in our lives. A big, lumbering, normally quiet and unassuming ox, who gets a few Jagerbombs into him and thinks he’s the streetfighting equivalent of Chuck Liddell. We like to think that’s how Tank Abbott got his start as a fighter.

Usually everybody just ignores him, like we imagine the real Iceman’s friends did when he got ornery when he was still on the sauce, but every once in a while the big drunken oaf  messes with the wrong dude and is made to look even more foolish than he already made himself look.

This dude, Andy decides he’s going to practice his Cain Velasquez impersonation on whoever is within arm’s length,  but unfortunately for him the smaller guy he tries out his act on happens to do a killer Junior dos Santos.

Anyone else get the feeling that his girlfriend is now his ex-girlfriend?

Seabass got knocked the fuck out.

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zhangaaaa- November 19, 2011 at 5:02 pm
http://is.gd/ZblC2s
Todd M- November 19, 2011 at 6:44 am
^ lol, good to see u got back on the horse.
myklhoey- November 19, 2011 at 5:25 am
ok i see well thank you
lol no tod i was just tryin to be funny it neva happened i will tell you wen a girl kicked my @$$,
i teacha in bjj brot his girlfriend to class and this chik was a smoka,
he calls me to grapple her so im like if i get a postion or tpuch her weird he wont let go next time i tap, so i let her have her way wit me and he tapped me, well jokes came and manly pride kicked in so i confessed my fear and demanded a rematch well i got it and went 100% well she wooped me, i said auah agian she obliged and beat me for tje 2nd 3 rd and 4th time till i had to face the fact i wood neva be able to say i neva got beat down by a chik
im doin ok now tho, doin a lill betta, theripys goin smooth, im able to almost start datin, i tryed a year ago i asked if she was ready to leave the restraunt and go to my place, she said "lets get it on" well i had a flash back and jumped ova the table and threw her in a kimora, i thot she was callin me out
Todd M- November 19, 2011 at 3:16 am
^ For the win. In other words I enjoyed your comment, why did that chick punch you?
myklhoey- November 18, 2011 at 9:46 pm
what is FTW
Todd M- November 18, 2011 at 8:29 pm
Myklhoey FTW.
zhangaaa- November 18, 2011 at 4:49 pm
http://bit.ly/bwW0Bk
SnallTrippin- November 18, 2011 at 1:53 pm
Holy shit...some of you are actually funny...guess I need to read the damn comments more.
Buster Hyman- November 18, 2011 at 1:13 pm
after the video cut the winner was seen tongue punching andy's girlfriends fart box. she took way more damage than andy but at least she kept her whore honor.
RwilsonR- November 18, 2011 at 12:28 pm
@ kaibo & omunto - yeah, the mix of military, overcompensating frat douchebags, and MMA gyms makes PB a hothouse for this shit. Downtown too, I guess. No wonder poor War Machine had to choke some guys out. It wasn't his fault.
myklhoey- November 18, 2011 at 12:13 pm
HOLY CRAP
that brings back memory, only i wasn't drunk and it was some chick,
but i think she broke a finga on my face, YEAH woo i woke up and went home, she had to go get that $i^t rapped, so who really won
Anhonestmoose- November 18, 2011 at 12:01 pm
Damn, too bad big guy didn't take little dude's cue and just leave off. Probably learned nothing.
Fletch the V Stretch- November 18, 2011 at 11:40 am
Fitch = Sandusky
Fletch the V Stretch- November 18, 2011 at 11:17 am
Notice how impenetrable the Fetal Guard is here.

I don't even think Jon Fitch could dry hump that for 15 minutes.
Smackdaddiest1- November 18, 2011 at 11:11 am
"A big, lumbering, normally quiet and unassuming ox" or better known as "how karma sees himself in the mirror"



Mostly kidding buddy, mostly.
GistoftheFist- November 18, 2011 at 11:10 am
I have a few clips I could contribute if CP would just tell me how to submit them.
omunto- November 18, 2011 at 11:02 am
@Kaibo

The sad this is it's still pales in comparison to the amount of fights taking place in PB. This city has wayyyy to many dudes like that.
NomadRip- November 18, 2011 at 11:00 am
Was that Johnny 3 Tugs?
As Good As Anyone- November 18, 2011 at 10:53 am
@Danga
Nope, just Chuck Testa.


For now on we should call that position "Fetal Guard." It happens to be the perfect guard, nobody ever wants to hit an individual in fetal guard. It's too pathetic.
LOKI- November 18, 2011 at 10:31 am
Micky One Punch here is fighting Kimbo in the city of Japan NYE; K-1/Dynamite Present: 'The Undisputed King of the Streets'!
Viva Hate- November 18, 2011 at 10:22 am
I bet drunky mcdouchebag tells a different version of the story where he KOs this even bigger dude who ends up laying in the street holding his head in the fetal position.
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Can you cut the crap with the damn hieroglyphs in the catpcha.
DangadaDang- November 18, 2011 at 10:07 am
Was that Roger Huerta?! That looked a lot like Roger Huerta.
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Definitely Roger Huerta
intercept440- November 18, 2011 at 10:00 am
Drunk people are WAY MORE eaisly KTFO than when sober..
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maybe he wont be such a cumbubble next time, but i doubt it.
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the funny thing is he got KTFO in front of his Girlfriend, at the end of the video you hear her. say in a cheery little voice.. "thats my boyfriend" . ahahahahahahahaha
jhahahahahah
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everytime he looks at her and see's that little smirk he knows she inwardly laughing at his weak ass fight skills.
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that or she proceeded to dump his dumbass.
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sorry i cant contain myself..
AHAHAHahahahahahaahHAh
ahHAhah
PingPong- November 18, 2011 at 9:57 am
Meh, he had it coming, those other dudes were trying to de-escalate the situation.
JUDOknowSHIT- November 18, 2011 at 9:54 am
that was pretty awesome. Probably a very slim chance that douche learned his lesson, though.
my favorite part is how tough guy takes one sloppy right hand and immediately resorts to the "crybaby fetal position" (i believe that's the proper term).
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