That shit still looks nasty.

KOOLVA!!!!

Hilarious. That is a major gap between first and second place. The winner is a guy who convinced his girlfriend to tattoo a websites name on her underlip. And your runner up is some dude who wrote the websites name in the snow. I think she could have just written it on her boobs and she still would have won. Too far.

Polish, that is unreal. Epic is an understatement.

hey ill get a tattoo on my nuts if you give me 200$….any takers

It did.

i hope that tattoo cost less then 200 bucks.

did you at least break even?

that’s not all i’d like to see her put in her mouth

speaking of beat of…….TUF Guy- tell your mom to pick up the pace. this wait is killing me!!!!

look at me, i need to hold court on every topic today, o look at me, i dont’t know what the fuck im talking about, it took me 33 minutes to make that list of dong names, o look at me, what should i really be doing today?

sorry…”beat off”….see, even my spelling is taking a dive (just like my woody)

Wait… one of you has a girlfriend?

This is a SHAM! The winner.. did absolutely nothing that the contest rules indicated. WTF? If I was the “runner up” I would be pissed.

Cage Potato has good funny writing… but the rest of the site is going down hill. Ugly ugly annoying adverts, the events section is gone, contest have no merit, and the picks/predictions for fight cards is a fucking goat show nightmare!

Clean up your act!

Polish,

You had better put a ring on that girls finger… if she ain’t a keeper I don’t know they exist!

Dirty boy! U need a spanking.

My place isn’t that nice, but it’s definitely not cockroach infested. ROFL!!
Just give me a call and we’ll talk about what we’re gonna do on our date.
(310) 597-3781

Oh, I have no problem waiting for u to get off! ROFL!!

That sounds really good. I’m at work right now so I’ll call u after i get off.

Sure, coffee sounds good. Where do u wanna meet? I’m sorry I insulted u and your home. I’m sure u have a nice home and bedroom.

I’m sorry Clozer. it’s just that I’ve always had a crush on u, and I didn’t know how else to get your attention. I guess i went about it the wrong way. I’m hoping that you’d be interested in going for coffee sometime? Maybe if u got to know me, u would begin to like me.

I am no dentist, but it looks liek someone has cum/gum disase

Kadumel, you use ROFL in 99% of your posts so I imagine your clothes smell like your piss soiled carpets in your dingy, cock roach infested crack shack you call “home”. This site was not created for stalking, annoying, or shit talking, (even though occasional shit talking is fun) so pack it up and get the fuck on. I don’t know why you feel the need to accuse people of giving a shit about you, when in reality no one cares about you. Please stick to the topics, instead of searching for attention. I am bored with you now and am moving on. Thanks for the entertainment and posting some of the old funny things I have said. I appreciated it.

Ho. Lee. Shit?

More like Re.Fucking.Tarded.

Seriously, just when you think you know how stupid the general population is someone jumps up and surprises you.

I notice the dreaded GINGIVITIS on Linz’s grill area. Let this be a lesson to brush and floss regularly.

You both are equally gay and you are a humiliation to the MMA blog reading and commenting population. Make like Justin Eilers and die

Clozer are you Greg Kelly?

It’s nice to see that Britney Spears like CP as much as she does having babies.

I did.

FUCK OFF

rofl look at you, you did it again. Why do you keep posting under my name to try to make me look bad?

i’ll beat it alright. on your mom’s face! rofl!!

If you notice my posts dirtbag, you will notice that they are in reference to the topics, or comments of peoples posts. I don’t need to defend myself. As you can see, I have never had a problem calling people out or talking shit using my username. So really you need to get a life and find a site that’s a little more suiting to your cyber stalking lifestyle. In other words BEAT IT!

rofl Clozer = owned!!! You’re the one who used my name first buddy. You got caught and now your just mad. I like how you didn’t deny it either.

Kadumel, you should really find sopmething better to do with your time than to research dongs and stalk me. That’s just a little weird and to tell you the truth I am creeped out by you.

Thats scars from removed piercings i believe….

crazy!

I dunno if she is a keeper, but you obviously have her desperately trying to get your approval, and for that, I commend you.

i wonder if joe thought that he won this contest since his pics were shown first

That is more than likely where her lip peircings were/are.

@ Dudddee

Those would be scars from lip rings, nice try idiot…

Polish… dude she is a keeper!!!

Style of typing???? Are you a forensic key stroke analyst now? Someone needed to put your annoying ass on blast. Where did you come from anyways? That really actually doesn’t matter, just go back to your AOL chat rooms, and leave us grown folk to our discussions.

Go figure while I was finding those posts to prove it was Clozer, the dumbass posts rofl right before me.

Hey girl I give you your propers but don’t you ever, EVER compare yourself to the shining ray of light that is Mike Rowe. We know Mike Rowe, and you, miss, are no Mike Rowe.

@mayhem420 – You’re right. Sorry for calling you out…

I found out who it was though…

Clozer Says:
Tue, 11/11/2008 – 16:24
Juicehead666, no one cares that you are a member of the MMA press. Actually, we are all members ya dooosh. So time to stop beating on your chest you sack swinger and come to terms with the fact that just cause you have a camera phone and you snap pics of your t.v. when spike throws a free show, doesn’t make you part of the MMA press. Urijah is a bad Mo Fo, and I think he would win that fight against Brown 9 outta 10 times, but that is just my opinion, so juice, please don’t write a story on that.

Clozer Says:
Thu, 12/11/2008 – 16:01
Burns=DOOOOOOSH! Rumble is gonna get some redemption with a serious ASS WHOOOOPIN!!!

Clozer Says:
Mon, 11/17/2008 – 19:34
Dobby no one really cares, but way to point out that you have nothing better to do than to sit and refresh your computer until there’s something new. That card actually looks interesting, but I think they need to expedite the Faber vs. Brown rematch, cause that win was a fluke.

Clozer Says:
Tue, 11/18/2008 – 18:26
@ Fedor rules.

The post was actually there when I responded. It somehow entered my post 2 minutes earlier than his. It is obvious you are hurt by the truth. You are a true MMA noob and the only knowledge you have of fights or or fighters stats is hear say, or read on various sites. Which brings me to my next question, how can you still misspell fighters names? Jump back on the internet and do some more research DOUCHEBAG.

Clozer Says:
Fri, 01/23/2009 – 12:07
PINCHED!!!!!!

You make fun of the Tap Out Faggots when they get tattoos how is this any different?

F.A.K.E !!

Call it the act of being free willed and fun or call it crazy. I suppose that all apply here. The pictures are mine. On my own accord I decided to get the inner lip tattoo. Polish is a pretty big cage potato fan so when the opportunity arose, I jumped. Being a full time paramedic student I don’t really have the extra time to work with clinicals, school, study time, and class time, so why not get an inner lip tattoo that was pretty much pain free, would eventually fade away, and POSSIBLY win 200.00. People do crazier shit for money on a daily basis. Dirty jobs? Jackass? Why not me? Thanks for all of the positive comments !!!

Have a great day all !!
Linzy

What are those two nasty bumps on each side of her lip?? EWWWWWW.. That shit’ll give ya tha drippydick!!

Sucks for her that the tat is going to be around longer than Cagepotato.

@Kadumel : dude if you think thats me trying to get your goat your wrong.
I dont talk smack about other posters…
I just comment on fights and shit. I have no time to “fight” over the internet.
Someone else is fucking with you my friend!!

rofl yes you are. Dont’ try to hide yourself with those cute names. I can tell by the style of your typing that it is you.

And FYI, I am fully white from Virginia, never even seen a Camel. Nice try though.

Not Mayhem DOOOOSH. I really enjoy the fact that you reposted your same comment in attempt to get a response to it. It wasn’t funny the first time and still isn’t. Now be a good little Camel Coon and go play in traffic!

Hey Polish, as a thanks take her to get her hair done, looks like it’s about that time. Yeesh! Just fucking with you, calm down. Seriously though, get her to update. That hair is SO 2006. Oh snap, yes I did! Extra seriously though, too cool.

Polish…

…YOU’RE DA MAN!

You got your girlfriend to permanently disfigure her body and I can’t even get my wife to fetch me a beer!

ALL WORSHIP THE “POLISH”!

And by the way, there’s another stereotype that is debunked. If Polish people were so stupid, there is no way “Polish” would have been able to pull this off. THAT GUY IS BRILLIANT! GENIUS!

P.S. – “Polish”, tell yer girlfriend to stop biting her fingernails. She’s almost down to the freakin’ nubs…

Actually, that tattoo will fade. It’ll take about two years, but it WILL fade.

Thanks OBI but all credit is to her, she thought of the idea.

rofl nice try mayhem420. I guess that is your response to my dong post so here is a recap for everyone that missed it.

mayhem420 Says:
Tue, 02/03/2009 – 08:00
That is awesome! I love dongs… Dongs of all sizes… I love Dong Hyun Kim’s, Dong Zhiming’s, Dong Yung’s, Dong Hua’s, Jang Dong Gun’s, Dong Ho’s, Dong Yi’s, Dong Yang’s, Dong Si’s, Wang Dong’s, Dong Nai’s, Dong Zhi’s, Dong Hai Chang’s, Dong Wenhua’s, Lee Dong Gun’s, Li Dong’s, Dong-Kung Yan’s, David Wei Dong’s, Dong Haichuan’s, Dong Phan’s… That’s about all the Dongs that I like…

(Sorry mayhem I had to do it, after your posts – Kadumel)

Polish’s girlfriend looks like Britney Spears to me.

not really. i’ve done it before. you ever been there? it’s not exactly guarded. let alone heavily guarded. meaning there is no one there.

Hi my name is Kadumel and I post on every single topic. I am a REAL MMA fan and want to know what gym TUF guy works out at so I can slather him up with some hot man gravy!

Can we have another contest like this? Cause I would like to participate this time.

if i had received my shirt i had a great idea.

put it on the rocky statue in front of the art museum in philly.

to bad it takes 6-8 months.

all of the swanky art museum philadelphians would have been all over your dick CP

Rofl you’ve been there before? I hope it wasn’t guarded by anything more than pants and some boxers (maybe briefs)

Nicely done.

Before you guys freak out too much, the inner lip tat is almost painless (I have one). They aren’t permanent, but they do last around 7 years I hear.

No, I have never been to “CP’s” dick as you referred to it.

Glad you all enjoyed.

I was gonna tattoo my knob but all I could fit was CAG which really distressed me. @ Polish so everytime you’re getting a hummer are you gonna be dreaming of the “Bens”?

Her mouth is a public place if you know what I mean.

They would have had to pull you off of it first, Perdew.

i wonder what else she puts in her mouth?

speechless…..

@ Polish

Good job team.

He obviously beats her ass.

I don’t even want to think what else he’s made her tattoo on her body, no doubt she has GOLDENPALACE.COM plastered all over her back. Ricco Rodriguez would be proud.

not permanent. the saliva breaks down the ink.

Umm…I’m as speechless as her mother.

That is one crazy bitch. You might be a redneck if…

Ho. Lee. Shit…

That woman is crazy…