At ease, Potato Nation. As some of you might remember, we announced a contest on the site a couple weeks back where we asked you to creatively place our name in a public place, with $200 hard cash as the grand prize. Unfortunately, we had to sort-of unofficially discontinue the contest due to legal issues (long story), but we did get a couple of great entries that we wanted to share with you. Well, one of them is great. The other’s more shocking and insane (and therefore is the contest’s official winner). First the runner up, shown above, which was sent to us from loyal reader Joe V. He writes:
Awesome! For your efforts, you get a CagePotato Mystery Prize Pack, which consists of a "Hall of Fame" t-shirt (or multiple shirts, if you need them), plus other stuff to be named later. Basically, we have nothing else to give you right now, but as soon as we do, we’ll hook you up.
Ho. Lee. Shit.
We were completely speechless when CagePotato forums generalissimo "Polish" sent this to us this morning. That’s his girlfriend, who we know only as "linz." And yeah, that’s a tattoo of our name on her underlip.
Polish, we’re not sure how much booze/pills it took to convince her to do this — frankly, we don’t want to know — but all we can say is treat that woman well. Because if she ever leaves your ass, then has the tattoo surgically removed and replaced with one that says SHERDOG, we’ll feel like we got cheated out of our $200.
My goodness. We’ll be in touch, guys.