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CagePotato “Public Displays of Affection” Contest: The Winners, God Help Them

CagePotato University of Colorado snow
CagePotato University of Colorado snow  CagePotato University of Colorado snow
(Thanks Joe! Click pics for larger images.)

At ease, Potato Nation. As some of you might remember, we announced a contest on the site a couple weeks back where we asked you to creatively place our name in a public place, with $200 hard cash as the grand prize. Unfortunately, we had to sort-of unofficially discontinue the contest due to legal issues (long story), but we did get a couple of great entries that we wanted to share with you. Well, one of them is great. The other’s more shocking and insane (and therefore is the contest’s official winner). First the runner up, shown above, which was sent to us from loyal reader Joe V. He writes:

This is outside of Farrand Hall at the University of Colorado at Boulder. About 500 people live here, and even more pass through this entrance every day. Everyone whose window faces the front courtyard can see it very clearly. I’ve been waiting for a while for it to snow, and it finally did so I figured I might as well share my cagepotato love.

Awesome!  For your efforts, you get a CagePotato Mystery Prize Pack, which consists of a "Hall of Fame" t-shirt (or multiple shirts, if you need them), plus other stuff to be named later. Basically, we have nothing else to give you right now, but as soon as we do, we’ll hook you up.

The winner? Well, it’s not exactly in a public place, per se, but I think you’ll all agree that this is worth a hell of a lot more than $200. Have a seat, then click that "Read More" link…

CagePotato lip tattoo 1

CagePotato lip tattoo 2

CagePotato lip tattoo 3

Ho. Lee. Shit. 

We were completely speechless when CagePotato forums generalissimo "Polish" sent this to us this morning. That’s his girlfriend, who we know only as "linz." And yeah, that’s a tattoo of our name on her underlip.

Polish, we’re not sure how much booze/pills it took to convince her to do this — frankly, we don’t want to know — but all we can say is treat that woman well. Because if she ever leaves your ass, then has the tattoo surgically removed and replaced with one that says SHERDOG, we’ll feel like we got cheated out of our $200.

My goodness. We’ll be in touch, guys.

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Dudddeeeee- February 4, 2009 at 1:41 pm
That shit still looks nasty.
AussieJosh- February 3, 2009 at 8:22 pm
LuDogg- February 3, 2009 at 7:43 pm
Hilarious. That is a major gap between first and second place. The winner is a guy who convinced his girlfriend to tattoo a websites name on her underlip. And your runner up is some dude who wrote the websites name in the snow. I think she could have just written it on her boobs and she still would have won. Too far.
Bill C.- February 3, 2009 at 7:00 pm
Polish, that is unreal. Epic is an understatement.
canadian eh- February 3, 2009 at 5:02 pm
hey ill get a tattoo on my nuts if you give me 200$....any takers
Polish- February 3, 2009 at 4:30 pm
It did.
cpanger- February 3, 2009 at 4:24 pm
i hope that tattoo cost less then 200 bucks.
cpanger- February 3, 2009 at 4:21 pm
did you at least break even?
awwww yeah!- February 3, 2009 at 3:46 pm
that's not all i'd like to see her put in her mouth
99th in line to bang Tuf Guys Mom - February 3, 2009 at 3:38 pm
speaking of beat of.......TUF Guy- tell your mom to pick up the pace. this wait is killing me!!!!
Kadumels bleeding vage- February 3, 2009 at 3:34 pm
look at me, i need to hold court on every topic today, o look at me, i dont't know what the fuck im talking about, it took me 33 minutes to make that list of dong names, o look at me, what should i really be doing today?
99th in line to bang Tuf Guys Mom - February 3, 2009 at 3:29 pm
sorry..."beat off"....see, even my spelling is taking a dive (just like my woody)
Krazy Kracker- February 3, 2009 at 3:19 pm
Wait... one of you has a girlfriend?
The Survivalist- February 3, 2009 at 2:38 pm
This is a SHAM! The winner.. did absolutely nothing that the contest rules indicated. WTF? If I was the "runner up" I would be pissed.

Cage Potato has good funny writing... but the rest of the site is going down hill. Ugly ugly annoying adverts, the events section is gone, contest have no merit, and the picks/predictions for fight cards is a fucking goat show nightmare!

Clean up your act!
HARJO- February 3, 2009 at 2:12 pm

You had better put a ring on that girls finger... if she ain't a keeper I don't know they exist!
Clozer- February 3, 2009 at 2:11 pm
Dirty boy! U need a spanking.
Kadumel- February 3, 2009 at 2:04 pm
My place isn't that nice, but it's definitely not cockroach infested. ROFL!!
Just give me a call and we'll talk about what we're gonna do on our date.
(310) 597-3781
Kadumel - February 3, 2009 at 1:59 pm
Oh, I have no problem waiting for u to get off! ROFL!!
Clozer- February 3, 2009 at 1:58 pm
That sounds really good. I'm at work right now so I'll call u after i get off.
Clozer- February 3, 2009 at 1:50 pm
Sure, coffee sounds good. Where do u wanna meet? I'm sorry I insulted u and your home. I'm sure u have a nice home and bedroom.
Kadumel- February 3, 2009 at 1:50 pm
I'm sorry Clozer. it's just that I've always had a crush on u, and I didn't know how else to get your attention. I guess i went about it the wrong way. I'm hoping that you'd be interested in going for coffee sometime? Maybe if u got to know me, u would begin to like me.
UFCinCalgary- February 3, 2009 at 1:50 pm
I am no dentist, but it looks liek someone has cum/gum disase
Clozer- February 3, 2009 at 1:49 pm
Kadumel, you use ROFL in 99% of your posts so I imagine your clothes smell like your piss soiled carpets in your dingy, cock roach infested crack shack you call "home". This site was not created for stalking, annoying, or shit talking, (even though occasional shit talking is fun) so pack it up and get the fuck on. I don't know why you feel the need to accuse people of giving a shit about you, when in reality no one cares about you. Please stick to the topics, instead of searching for attention. I am bored with you now and am moving on. Thanks for the entertainment and posting some of the old funny things I have said. I appreciated it.
Dakyn- February 3, 2009 at 1:47 pm
Ho. Lee. Shit?

More like Re.Fucking.Tarded.

Seriously, just when you think you know how stupid the general population is someone jumps up and surprises you.
FreddyFangers- February 3, 2009 at 1:45 pm
I notice the dreaded GINGIVITIS on Linz's grill area. Let this be a lesson to brush and floss regularly.