A heavyweight vs. a welterweight, in a no-rules match that ends in disembowelment. One FC, you just got your next main event.
Apologies, but I could only find a Spanish-dubbed version of this movie. Still, I don’t think I need to explain what’s happening here: Chuck and Ben are prison bad guys, and Tim Sylvia’s naked ass will forever haunt your nightmares.
Movie: The Expendables (2010)
Fighter: Antonio Rodrigo Nogueira
Though Randy Couture snagged a co-starring role and a touching monologue, his old buddy Big Nog actually popped up here and there as a member of the villain’s goon squad. Someday, Antonio. Someday they’ll give you lines.
Movie: The Crow: Wicked Prayer (2005)
Fighter: Tito Ortiz
The Huntington Beach Bad Boy is actually featured in lot of scenes for this direct-to-DVD steamer (mostly lurking around in the background wearing a tank-top), as a member of a Satanist murder-gang named “Famine.” In this scene, some chick gets her eye cut out, and Tito is visibly freaked out by it. Looks like somebody’s not quite cut out for the Satanist murder-gang business.
Movie: Today You Die (2005)
Fighter: Randy Couture
Between this scene and the front kick he taught Machida, Steven Seagal is basically the worst thing that ever happened to Randy Couture’s life. The moral of the story? When Seagal comes to your house, do not let him in.