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CagePotato vs. Fightlinker: The Devil’s Wager


As mentioned on Saturday, I’ve agreed to put my dignity where my mouth is and accept Ryan Harkness of Fightlinker‘s challenge to a UFC 84 pick-off. Whoever predicts “Ill Will” more accurately wins; the loser will have to do something unpleasant, of the winner’s choice.

Here’s the fun part: I need your help to determine the punishment that Ryan will endure in the very likely event that I win. Something practical perhaps, that helps promote in the Great White North? Something that demonstrates the superiority of my beloved New York City to Mudville Montreal? The usual naked donkey riding? Shoot us your ideas in the comments section. Just remember, these guys have no shame, so you’ll have to be creative. If we use your suggestion, we’ll make it worth your while. All proceeds go to charity. (Just kidding!)

By the way, Ryan and I will be keeping score not just based on which fighter wins each matchup, but how and in what round those victories are achieved. So if God talks to you some time in the next couple weeks and mentions anything about UFC 84, let us know, m’kay?

UPDATE: Or, you could go here to toss in suggestions on what I would have to do in the event of a loss. Please be gentle.


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javi- May 3, 2008 at 3:30 am
make the loser take a punch or tackle from kimbo.
rocky- May 2, 2008 at 8:46 pm
I say the loser has to go three rounds with bob sapp... actually no, the winner should get the chance to watch bob sapp dance in circles and then knock him out
Tpark- May 1, 2008 at 11:02 pm
Make Ryan go to Bas Ruten. (Since Bas has an anger problem :P) Make Ryan "Rick Roll" Bas until Bas finally flips out on him. The rules are Ryan isnt allowed to say why hes rick-rolling Bas, cannot stop, and must do it everyday until Bas Ruten kicks the living sh*t outta him.
tim sylvia's pussy- May 1, 2008 at 10:37 pm
the loser must give butterbean a full body massage (lotion and all) while shirtless with the logo of the opposition painted on there chest. the video shall be posted on CagePotato.
Vrax- May 1, 2008 at 9:03 pm
Loser has to do an "All Access Yamma" week. All YAMMA, all week. There is nothing worse. IF they can squeeze a Starnes interview in there, that would be ok, too. Bitches.
Sean Avery- May 1, 2008 at 8:51 pm
C'mon, we know you've wanted him to toss your salad for a long time.
Of course, I get the feeling he might just tank it to make sure he loses.
Anonymous- April 29, 2008 at 4:54 pm
Have him get :Propeerty of CagePotato" tattoo'd or branded on his ass :P
Rich Brown- April 29, 2008 at 5:24 am
Henna tattoo which is semi permanent across the forhead of the winners website and videos of them interviewing people in public about the fight and how great the website is written on there head and publish the videos on every fiel sharing site as well as being on there homepage of there site for a week so everyone can see it...
Armchair Athlete- April 29, 2008 at 2:12 am
1) The loser must buy tickets for the winner to the next UFC event. The loser is then not allowed to watch any of the live coverage, or read a liveblog. The loser must instead watch Seasons 3 of Sex and the City.
2) The loser must lick a NYC subway handrail.

I'm not sure which one is more likely to cause a viral infection.
Aryan- April 28, 2008 at 11:45 pm
I like the slapping kimbo idea or the brazilian wax. but here's my idea, loser wears a short skirt to the next UFC event with shaved legs and high heals.
totaldb- April 28, 2008 at 8:08 pm
Maybe Fightlinker Ryan should have to record himself saying "oat & aboat" until he's able to pronounce it correctly. Stupid Canadians...
micah- April 28, 2008 at 7:41 pm
we've all seen how anti-religious they are over at fight linker. why dont we have him show up at a church with a shirt that says " hates God"... and have him take a picture with the pastor.
BIG CHRIS- April 28, 2008 at 6:14 pm
The loser has to get a camera crew together then walk up to Kimbo Slice and slap him, then use some sort of racial slur against him or talk about his momma or something and Kimbo's response to this could be the next installment of What Would Kimbo Do.....
Haven68rs- April 28, 2008 at 5:55 pm
Site colors should become pink and muave. Jenna Jamison become the sites mascot and a write up on how awesome Kalib Starnes is.
El_Loco- April 28, 2008 at 5:25 pm
The loser should have to go hang with rheindog for a day, but then they could do a really interesting piece on the only mma fan in NYC.
rheindog- April 28, 2008 at 5:16 pm
we should have a cp meetup in nyc sometime... there are no mma fans in nyc!!! fuckk!!! maybe b4 the exc fight... i'm going to that one.. .gotta support my boy the nyba!! hahaha whose down for a meetup?
Bundy- April 28, 2008 at 5:08 pm
A buddy of mine lost a bet once, we made him get a brazillian wax. The best part was when that little asian bitch pulled the wax in his crack. I've never seen a face go that red before. It was hilarious. Try that, but make the loser post the video of it on both websites, his website for atleast 3 months where everyone can see it. the winner gets to leave it on their website for as long as they want!
DLoozional- April 28, 2008 at 4:55 pm
I think you should make him drink a shot of water poured directly from the p-trap beneath your bathroom sink.
Turd Ferguson- April 28, 2008 at 4:34 pm
He should have to shave CP into his hair.

or get a chuck liddell mohawk
Boner- April 28, 2008 at 4:34 pm
Clean up the bedroom after a chuck lidell party?
Jack- April 28, 2008 at 4:22 pm
have someone from go to the next UFC PPV and stand outside the arena naked with one of those double sided billboard things that you can wear on them saying ""
bmwtech- April 28, 2008 at 4:21 pm
Loser should have lick chuck liddells nasty blue and bruised hammy. Feel free to coddle a ball or two as long as you're in there!
WalksInTheDarkness- April 28, 2008 at 4:15 pm
You know, that donkey isn't going to go away. Man up and prepare to ride the donkey naked!
Dedstrk- April 28, 2008 at 3:55 pm
I think they should have to shave their heads Chuck Liddell lowhawk style and sing blame Canada. They would also have to make a video of it and post it on youtube. Heading could be something like "CagePotato Pwned Us". Then you could also embed it on your site.
bpd- April 28, 2008 at 3:32 pm
Loser drinks Luke Cummo's urine.