It's like we've always said: Shane Carwin is the best. Thanks for sticking up for us, CAPLOCKHAL. Now please don't ever do that again.
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schwm39 Says:
Shane Carwin rules
Savageleto Says:
LMAO...
Swedish Says:
HAHA.... is that really a picture of CAPS LOCK IDIOT? He doesn't look 13 years old as I though... looks more like Wayne Szalinski from "Honey, I Shrunk the Kids"
Mdollas Says:
HAHAHAHA omg lol. good stuff.
rokabee Says:
LOL! this shit is e-mazing.
Dubbayoo Says:
I hope this is the cover story on every MMA web page today. Maybe TUF Guy could come out of hiding.
Shatski Says:
Holy shit, that is funny! I have a new respect for that village idiot of this site. It's not too much respect, but it's a slight amount more than before, which was about nonexistent.
Dubbayoo Says:
I would like to know if that is actually "Hal" in his twitter default. Actually, I wouldn't.
Meohfumado Says:
hysterical
eelcozy Says:
"Shit Stain" it is, Shane Carwin.
4inch4skin Says:
You better be reading this, Shane, or else I'm gonna turkey-slap you.
HAL_13 Says:
NOW WAIT A SECOND HERE MOTHER FUCKERS. WHATS THIS SHIT ALL ABOUT. IF I COULD COPY, AND PASTE A PICTURE OF ME ON HERE I WOULD PROVE TO YOU BASTARDS THAT IS NOT ME. OH NOW I'M REALLY PISSED. WHEN THIS REGISTERING THING CAME ABOUT I TRIED TO USE MY FREAKING CAPS LOCK HAL NAME, AND SOME COCK SUCKER STOLE IT FROM ME SO I CHANGED IT TO HAL_13. THIS SHIT ABOVE IS CAPLOCKHAL. TOTALLY NOT ME. I'M MUCH BETTER LOOKING THEN THAT FUCKING GEEK ABOVE. DAMN THATS A BUNCH OF BULLSHIT THAT REALLY GETS UNDER MY SKIN. IF ANYONE CAN TELL ME HOW TO GET A PICTURE OF MYSELF UP ON HERE TO PROVE THAT THE FUCKIN GEEK ABOVE IS NOT ME THEN BY GOD LET ME KNOW. I CAN'T BELIEVE ANY OF THIS BULLSHIT IS HAPPENING. OH MAN AM I FUCKING PISSED OFF. WELL I'M GETTIN OFF HERE SO YOU PRICK FUCKS CAN HAVE YOUR FUN POKIN YOUR LITTLE JOKES, AND GETTIN ALL YOUR KEYBOARD GIGGLES OUT OF YOUR SYSTEM. FUCK YOU ALL AND HAVE A NICE DAY. MY NAME IS HAL, AND I HAVE SPOKEN.
Bare Grappler Says:
Then someone told HAL about IP Address Numbers and he promptly shit himself.
Carwin would beat Fedor in the first round.
El Famous Burrito Says:
I guess the big oaf does have sense of humor after all.
Well played. Mr. Carwin, well played.
Shatski Says:
"Keyboard giggles." That dude cracks me up. I'm nover passing up one his posts again.
Sheps Says:
Hal got some big balls. Good job.
But I still wanna see Carwin fight Couture in " The battle of the receding hairlines"
PingPong Says:
redeemed....
fightfan Says:
Knew that couldnt be CAP LOCKS HAL that posts here. The picture gave it away. The poster here that uses HAL is definitely no older than 12.
Swedish Says:
Wayne Szalinsk calm down! It's just a screen name.. and you are still a huge D-bag in my book HAL
Titos Head Says:
ROFLMFAO!! hahaha
LoneWolf Says:
LOL
portland mma Says:
That is pretty funny. Cap Locks Hal is so annoying he's funny...sometimes.
portland mma Says:
By the way Hal you fucking liar we all know you look like Stephen Colbert's pedophile brother.
831 Son Says:
You guys are idiots. Why would you give HAL any credit. And HAL, you can post your pic in the forums retard.
HAL_13 Says:
SO WHO'S THE FUCKING GEEK ANYWAY. IT'S GOOD TO KNOW THAT I STILL OWN THE BIGGEST DOUCHE BAG TITLE ON THIS SITE. I WAS STARTING TO WORRY ALITTLE BIT THERE. THANKS TO ALL MY FANS OUT THERE IN CP LAND I CAN REST NICELY TONIGHT. MUCH LOVE TO ALL, AND SHANE CARWIN, YOU ARE STILL A DUMB ASS WHO HAS FOUGHT BUT ONE BIG NAME, AND YOU DAMN NEAR GOT YOUR ASS KICKED THERE. HELL I COULD GO OUT IN MY TOWN AND BEAT UP A BUNCH OF NOBODIES RACK UP A 11 - 0 RECORD. THAT DOES NOT MAKE ME AS GOOD AS ALL THESE DUMB FUCKS SAY THAT YOU ARE. YA GOTTA GET OUT THERE AND FIGHT WITH SOME BIG BAD DOGS AND WIN IF YOU WANT TO BE RECOGNIZED AS A TOP PLAYER HERE PAL. BEFORE I GO I WANT TO SAY FUCK YOU TO YOU ALL. ECCEPT MY BOY GOOG, I JUST CAN'T STOOP LOW ENOUGH TO PUT YOU IN THE SAME LOW LEVEL AS THE REST OF THE DUMB FUCKS ON HERE. YOUR STILL MY LITTLE BITCH OL'BUDDY.
HAL_13 Says:
@ 831 SON. THANK MOTHER FUCKER. I'VE NEVER CHECKED THE FORUMS OUT ON HERE. I CAN'T SEEM TO WORK MY WAY PAST PROVING YOUR DUMB ASS WRONG HERE IN THE COMMENT SECTION. I'LL HAVE TO CHECK THAT OUT SOON BUT RIGHT NOW I NEED TO GO DRINK SOME COLD BEER. I'LL GET GOOD AND DRUNK, AND COME BACK TONIGHT TO UNLEASH SOME SERIOUS HELL ON YOU DUMB BASTARDS. TALK TO YA'LL TONIGHT MOTHER FUCKERS.
portland mma Says:
If you read everything he writes in Stone Cold Steve Austin's voice he totally comes to life.
831 Son Says:
Die fag.
vyapaar Says:
@Hal_13
You look like Jeffrey Dahmer's lost sister/brother...whatever the fuck you are. Ha...ha...ha........That is funny. Fucking Nerd.
Carlo Says:
cage potato to sponsor shane carwin from now on? make it happen.
Walrus Says:
hahaha
@portland mma
AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE, CAUSE CAPSLOCK HAL SAID SO!!!!!
*chugs beer*
vyapaar Says:
Guys, he is not going to go get a cold beer, he is a lying fag. He took a break from being the keyboard warrior and go get fucked by his boyfriend. His boyfriend will get mad if hal is not there to get ass raped.
portland mma Says:
Yeah right you know he just started drinking a Bartles and James Kiwi Strawberry wine cooler as he smokes his Misty 120's and curses the world.
sPeLLcHeCkEr Says:
...if you smell what the HAL is cookin'.
I personally think HAL is an online incarnation of Billy Mays.
portland mma Says:
As he slowly wipes the mascara out if his crying eyes, I'm pretty sure its something like that scene from Billy Madison where he calls Steve Buscemi when he's putting his lipstick on.
NateGetsIrate Says:
You are funny as hell, Portland. The Stone Cold thing definitly works considering Hal writes like like a redneck, piece of shit, dumbass kid.
He probably just skated off to 7-11 on a Razor scooter to pick up some vagisil.
portland mma Says:
Also, I'm only able to pay a limited amount of attention to what Hal says, but did he really say that he is going to drink some beers by himself to come back onto an MMA forum on a Friday night to talk shit? Your social life must be off the hook man...tell your girlfriend we said hi
*wink wink*
dbiggles Says:
look at that giant douchebag hal in all of the douchy ways i pictured you would look that picture is better than anything i could come up with douche of the week my friend
831 Son Says:
"He probably just skated off to 7-11 on a Razor scooter to pick up some vagisil."
EXACTLY. I laughed my ass off reading that. Guaranteed that pic is HAL too.
portland mma Says:
I know I laughed my ass off about it too, and I'm at fucking work. This lady I work with was wondering what I was laughing at...long story short its hard to explain to a 53 year old woman that your laughing at a razor scooter/vagisil reference.
NECROPHYTE Says:
Lolshism!!(laughed out loud so hard i shat myself)
Goddammit Haliburton, you just opened a big can of worm shit and you can't find the lid.
Levi Jones Says:
Oh snap. I'm nanernet famous... sort of. Well, I made it into this post anyway.
vyapaar Says:
The way hal posts his comments, with no substance whatsoever, he should call himself shallow_hal.
Peppermint Nightmare Says:
Nice damage control, Shane.
I'll retract my "unprofessional noob" statement if you promise to destroy Cain Velasquez. Deal? Deal.
LukeTheDuke Says:
TUF Guy vs HAL for the Biggest E-Douche Ever Award
portland mma Says:
You gotta give it to Hal, I bet you TUF GUY is still amongst us but got tired of being the fat kid in the shirts and skins game. Which brings up the question who in the hell took Hal's original name? That is hilarious.
Goog Says:
That is not HAL. Not even close. I've seen dozens of pictures of him. I don't know who that guy above is, but it's a poor attempt. I'll get flamed out of the universe for saying it, but if I put 10 guys you don't know in the octagon and said "pick Hal"... I guarantee you all would miss. I dare say he even looks like he belongs there. I can't speak to how he'd fight, but he looks like a fighter.
831 Son Says:
No one fucking cares he would get fucked up.
portland mma Says:
Shut the fuck up goog, you are either Hal or the guy who sucks his dick, either way its not an enviable position. Who the fuck comes in here and says I've seen dozens of pictures of some other guy I don't know he'd fuck you guys up. Shut the fuck up.
Dmonicideals Says:
I don't give a shit about any of you, because none of you are fighting. I am here to watch fights, read about upcoming fights, and see what other MMA news is afoot. When you start stepping in the cage or ring with your screen name as your nick name, then I MIGHT care.
Maybe.