Haa.. Carwin FTW

Hahaha, this is so EPIC!

Shane Carwin; you know we all have slight man crushes on you here at CP!

Well played sir, well played.

AWESOME.

DAMMIT HAL I TOLD U TO GET OFF THE COMPUTER AND DO YOUR HOMEWORK.

Props to portland mma for the Stone Cold reference. Now I can really laugh at everything hal types.

I have to say, I’m a little bummed that this may put an end to out nickname suggestions for Shane. We should have some kind of tournament or survey to appoint Shane a a nickname of our own. I still like Shane “the twitter killer” Carwin.

CP can be like the mma fighter makeover sight. Since we’ve blacklisted any Tito Ortiz news, we can just refer to him as Tito “El Pito” Ortiz whenever we do have to dedicate any time to him.

…and nobody else thinks that “Carwin” might just be Hal or someone trying to get attention?

“ECCEPT MY BOY GOOG”

HAHAHA

UFC 105: Shane “no nickname” Carwin vs. Sir Caps-A-Lot Hal…

he just twittered it

IN the dictionary under GEEK…is that picture…of HAL!
Congrats hal you are officially a topnotch douche.
831 son pay attention thats is how its done…..maybe one day you to can suck just like Geek _hal does.

And Carwin if your big dumbass is reading this, I will tell you again stay off the twatter…and go back to training, cause seriously you are not in OUR league here pal.

You fucks couldnt tell my main man Shane the pain train Carwin was just kidding around in his first post. LOL. You guys are just as dumb as HAL says you are.

Also HAL keep shutting these noobs down.

pedophile.

Freud must have been right. Carwin couldn’t help but use the possessive, letting everyone know that he owns Hal. I’m sure he knows the difference between “your” and “you’re.”

Man… Ive been a CAPSLOCKHAL nuthugger for like three months! Good to see he is finally getting his due after mercifully intimidating Shane “May The Fastest” Carwin!

portland mma stays clicking that refresh button, you and Hal both have way too much time on your hands.

You got a thing for big muscular cage fighters eh? You fucking queer.

I don’t give a shit about any of you, because none of you are fighting. I am here to watch fights, read about upcoming fights, and see what other MMA news is afoot. When you start stepping in the cage or ring with your screen name as your nick name, then I MIGHT care.

Maybe.

Shut the fuck up goog, you are either Hal or the guy who sucks his dick, either way its not an enviable position. Who the fuck comes in here and says I’ve seen dozens of pictures of some other guy I don’t know he’d fuck you guys up. Shut the fuck up.

No one fucking cares he would get fucked up.

That is not HAL. Not even close. I’ve seen dozens of pictures of him. I don’t know who that guy above is, but it’s a poor attempt. I’ll get flamed out of the universe for saying it, but if I put 10 guys you don’t know in the octagon and said “pick Hal”… I guarantee you all would miss. I dare say he even looks like he belongs there. I can’t speak to how he’d fight, but he looks like a fighter.

You gotta give it to Hal, I bet you TUF GUY is still amongst us but got tired of being the fat kid in the shirts and skins game. Which brings up the question who in the hell took Hal’s original name? That is hilarious.

TUF Guy vs HAL for the Biggest E-Douche Ever Award

Nice damage control, Shane.
I’ll retract my “unprofessional noob” statement if you promise to destroy Cain Velasquez. Deal? Deal.

The way hal posts his comments, with no substance whatsoever, he should call himself shallow_hal.

Oh snap. I’m nanernet famous… sort of. Well, I made it into this post anyway.

Lolshism!!(laughed out loud so hard i shat myself)

Goddammit Haliburton, you just opened a big can of worm shit and you can’t find the lid.

I know I laughed my ass off about it too, and I’m at fucking work. This lady I work with was wondering what I was laughing at…long story short its hard to explain to a 53 year old woman that your laughing at a razor scooter/vagisil reference.

“He probably just skated off to 7-11 on a Razor scooter to pick up some vagisil.”

EXACTLY. I laughed my ass off reading that. Guaranteed that pic is HAL too.

You are funny as hell, Portland. The Stone Cold thing definitly works considering Hal writes like like a redneck, piece of shit, dumbass kid.

He probably just skated off to 7-11 on a Razor scooter to pick up some vagisil.

look at that giant douchebag hal in all of the douchy ways i pictured you would look that picture is better than anything i could come up with douche of the week my friend

Also, I’m only able to pay a limited amount of attention to what Hal says, but did he really say that he is going to drink some beers by himself to come back onto an MMA forum on a Friday night to talk shit? Your social life must be off the hook man…tell your girlfriend we said hi

*wink wink*

As he slowly wipes the mascara out if his crying eyes, I’m pretty sure its something like that scene from Billy Madison where he calls Steve Buscemi when he’s putting his lipstick on.

…if you smell what the HAL is cookin’.

I personally think HAL is an online incarnation of Billy Mays.

Yeah right you know he just started drinking a Bartles and James Kiwi Strawberry wine cooler as he smokes his Misty 120′s and curses the world.

Guys, he is not going to go get a cold beer, he is a lying fag. He took a break from being the keyboard warrior and go get fucked by his boyfriend. His boyfriend will get mad if hal is not there to get ass raped.

hahaha

@portland mma

AND THAT’S THE BOTTOM LINE, CAUSE CAPSLOCK HAL SAID SO!!!!!

*chugs beer*

cage potato to sponsor shane carwin from now on? make it happen.

@Hal_13

You look like Jeffrey Dahmer’s lost sister/brother…whatever the fuck you are. Ha…ha…ha……..That is funny. Fucking Nerd.

Die fag.

If you read everything he writes in Stone Cold Steve Austin’s voice he totally comes to life.

@ 831 SON. THANK MOTHER FUCKER. I’VE NEVER CHECKED THE FORUMS OUT ON HERE. I CAN’T SEEM TO WORK MY WAY PAST PROVING YOUR DUMB ASS WRONG HERE IN THE COMMENT SECTION. I’LL HAVE TO CHECK THAT OUT SOON BUT RIGHT NOW I NEED TO GO DRINK SOME COLD BEER. I’LL GET GOOD AND DRUNK, AND COME BACK TONIGHT TO UNLEASH SOME SERIOUS HELL ON YOU DUMB BASTARDS. TALK TO YA’LL TONIGHT MOTHER FUCKERS.

SO WHO’S THE FUCKING GEEK ANYWAY. IT’S GOOD TO KNOW THAT I STILL OWN THE BIGGEST DOUCHE BAG TITLE ON THIS SITE. I WAS STARTING TO WORRY ALITTLE BIT THERE. THANKS TO ALL MY FANS OUT THERE IN CP LAND I CAN REST NICELY TONIGHT. MUCH LOVE TO ALL, AND SHANE CARWIN, YOU ARE STILL A DUMB ASS WHO HAS FOUGHT BUT ONE BIG NAME, AND YOU DAMN NEAR GOT YOUR ASS KICKED THERE. HELL I COULD GO OUT IN MY TOWN AND BEAT UP A BUNCH OF NOBODIES RACK UP A 11 – 0 RECORD. THAT DOES NOT MAKE ME AS GOOD AS ALL THESE DUMB FUCKS SAY THAT YOU ARE. YA GOTTA GET OUT THERE AND FIGHT WITH SOME BIG BAD DOGS AND WIN IF YOU WANT TO BE RECOGNIZED AS A TOP PLAYER HERE PAL. BEFORE I GO I WANT TO SAY FUCK YOU TO YOU ALL. ECCEPT MY BOY GOOG, I JUST CAN’T STOOP LOW ENOUGH TO PUT YOU IN THE SAME LOW LEVEL AS THE REST OF THE DUMB FUCKS ON HERE. YOUR STILL MY LITTLE BITCH OL’BUDDY.

You guys are idiots. Why would you give HAL any credit. And HAL, you can post your pic in the forums retard.

By the way Hal you fucking liar we all know you look like Stephen Colbert’s pedophile brother.

That is pretty funny. Cap Locks Hal is so annoying he’s funny…sometimes.

LOL

ROFLMFAO!! hahaha

Wayne Szalinsk calm down! It’s just a screen name.. and you are still a huge D-bag in my book HAL

Knew that couldnt be CAP LOCKS HAL that posts here. The picture gave it away. The poster here that uses HAL is definitely no older than 12.

redeemed….

Hal got some big balls. Good job.

But I still wanna see Carwin fight Couture in ” The battle of the receding hairlines”

“Keyboard giggles.” That dude cracks me up. I’m nover passing up one his posts again.

I guess the big oaf does have sense of humor after all.

Well played. Mr. Carwin, well played.

Then someone told HAL about IP Address Numbers and he promptly shit himself.

Carwin would beat Fedor in the first round.

NOW WAIT A SECOND HERE MOTHER FUCKERS. WHATS THIS SHIT ALL ABOUT. IF I COULD COPY, AND PASTE A PICTURE OF ME ON HERE I WOULD PROVE TO YOU BASTARDS THAT IS NOT ME. OH NOW I’M REALLY PISSED. WHEN THIS REGISTERING THING CAME ABOUT I TRIED TO USE MY FREAKING CAPS LOCK HAL NAME, AND SOME COCK SUCKER STOLE IT FROM ME SO I CHANGED IT TO HAL_13. THIS SHIT ABOVE IS CAPLOCKHAL. TOTALLY NOT ME. I’M MUCH BETTER LOOKING THEN THAT FUCKING GEEK ABOVE. DAMN THATS A BUNCH OF BULLSHIT THAT REALLY GETS UNDER MY SKIN. IF ANYONE CAN TELL ME HOW TO GET A PICTURE OF MYSELF UP ON HERE TO PROVE THAT THE FUCKIN GEEK ABOVE IS NOT ME THEN BY GOD LET ME KNOW. I CAN’T BELIEVE ANY OF THIS BULLSHIT IS HAPPENING. OH MAN AM I FUCKING PISSED OFF. WELL I’M GETTIN OFF HERE SO YOU PRICK FUCKS CAN HAVE YOUR FUN POKIN YOUR LITTLE JOKES, AND GETTIN ALL YOUR KEYBOARD GIGGLES OUT OF YOUR SYSTEM. FUCK YOU ALL AND HAVE A NICE DAY. MY NAME IS HAL, AND I HAVE SPOKEN.

You better be reading this, Shane, or else I’m gonna turkey-slap you.

“Shit Stain” it is, Shane Carwin.

hysterical

I would like to know if that is actually “Hal” in his twitter default. Actually, I wouldn’t.

Holy shit, that is funny! I have a new respect for that village idiot of this site. It’s not too much respect, but it’s a slight amount more than before, which was about nonexistent.

I hope this is the cover story on every MMA web page today. Maybe TUF Guy could come out of hiding.

LOL! this shit is e-mazing.

HAHAHAHA omg lol. good stuff.

HAHA…. is that really a picture of CAPS LOCK IDIOT? He doesn’t look 13 years old as I though… looks more like Wayne Szalinski from “Honey, I Shrunk the Kids”

LMAO…

Shane Carwin rules