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Can Anybody Explain What the F*ck Gabriel Gonzaga Is Talking About?

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Putting a video camera in your car and speaking in bizarre stream-of-consciousness may look easy — see esp., Quinn, Diaz — but as Gabriel Gonzaga proves in this video (titled "Joke you are a bad"), not everybody can pull it off. Especially if your grasp on the English language is slippery, to say the least. Basically, Gonzaga says you shouldn’t laugh about bad jokes about people’s problems, because it makes you a bad person. I’m paraphrasing, here. But then he flips the entire script by saying that he also laughs at a lot of bad jokes. In other words, we are all one. For more of Napao’s deep thoughts, we also recommend you check out "This car don’t have a key" and "Big tv in Vegas." Gonzaga will return to the Octagon against Brendan Schaub at UFC 121.

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Charming Charlie- September 10, 2010 at 12:59 am
I went to make an angry post about how unprofessional Mike Russel is, trolling youtube looking for MMA fighters to make unrelated posts about...but this article is by Ben. So I'm recouping part of my dignity by admitting this.
Shane Darwin- September 9, 2010 at 2:09 pm
What did Lynn say the average IQ of Brazil was again?

PERPATRAITOR- September 9, 2010 at 12:04 pm
fuuuuuck gonzaga for many reasons. first! for kicking cro cop to queer street, NOT FAIR!(even though i think kongo did more damage than gonzaga). second reason is gonzaga is on the RCVA brand. hopefully he's kicked off. RCVA is the only fight brand i can wear in public without looking like a jackass with skulls and crosses or "bedazzles". shit, i'm feeling like BJ Penn is starting to fuck that brand over too...but gonzaga needs to fight Schaub for job security.
IronFistOak- September 9, 2010 at 10:38 am
I can explain.
Basically, if we all watch the Gonzaga Vs. Cro Cop, we all laugh and have a good time. But if we all watch Gonzaga Vs. Couture, well then we all laugh and have fun but he is sad. So, can't we all just watch Gonzaga Vs. Cro Cop and get all along, and all be one?
Fried Taco- September 9, 2010 at 9:49 am
I speak fluent English and Portuguese. So, no, I can't translate what he's saying.
KarmaAteMyCat- September 9, 2010 at 9:13 am
He was saying that if your laughing at two people who are cracking remarks at each other and those two happen to be fighters and they say oh ima break this, or they say cruel mean things and you laugh your just instigating the situation and are mean/cruel yourself. He also admitted to being like that.
RwilsonR- September 9, 2010 at 9:07 am
@ Rex - I don't even want to think about how much coke GG could snort up that nose!
danomite- September 9, 2010 at 9:06 am
I love the "car have no key' video. He should do a whole series where he's just fascinated by technology.

This go on when...walk by. touch...buttons. I don't have to turn on....clap twice...light go on....clap twice more time....light go off.

BigLugNuts- September 9, 2010 at 8:36 am
-Knock Knock
Who's There?
Not Who?
-Not Gabriel Gonzaga
MentalyptiC- September 9, 2010 at 8:01 am
What a waste of time this is
Ballkick- September 9, 2010 at 7:39 am
I can definitely and unequivocally say "NO" I can "NOT" Explain What the Fuck Gabriel Gonzaga Is Talking About?
But more importantly, Gabriel Gonzaga, can not Explain What the Fuck Gabriel Gonzaga Is Talking About?
MoTropolis- September 9, 2010 at 7:33 am
The only reflection Gonzaga had in that video was the one in his sunglasses. And he is way too big to be driving a 2 door coupe. I think he learned English from Yoda.
Sudos KFC- September 9, 2010 at 7:23 am
yes, we all indeed are one, besides those assholes at westside wrestling. fuck those guys. - genki sudo
CCLAX2- September 9, 2010 at 7:05 am
I guess Junior Dos Santos really does hit hard
Viva Hate- September 9, 2010 at 6:11 am
Clearly, Gonzaga was listening to MRuss on Hammer Fisted the other day and was translating from Canadian, for those who could not understand Mruss through his accent, to whatever that was he was speaking.

It sounds like he was basically saying there are assholes out there that make mean jokes about people and their issues and then he challenged people to make bad jokes about his video.
ReX13- September 9, 2010 at 6:10 am
cocaine is a helluva drug?
Numa- September 9, 2010 at 6:08 am
I was waiting for him to eat the camera...
kerouac- September 9, 2010 at 6:01 am
I think he's auditioning to become James Toney's interpreter