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Can the TUF Cast Behave Themselves This Season?


(Props: MMA Weekly)

Good news for Ultimate Fighter fans who have become increasingly turned off by the idiotic antics in the TUF house — and bad news for those who hoped that maybe this could be the season when the reality show savages literally burn the house to the ground. From MMA Weekly:

While [Dana] White categorizes the ninth installment as the "craziest," for the first time he didn’t have to go to the house a single time throughout filming. "I’m not saying nothing bad happened, I just didn’t have to go to the house," commented the UFC president.

So nobody gets threatened with eviction for fighting or glass-throwing. (Pussies!) But don’t worry, because the show will still bring drama in other ways:

"You know how every season the fighters fall into this team thing – my team, we hate your team thing? They fall into that (expletive). We’re nine seasons and they get in there and it’s this crazy ‘Lord of the Flies’ thing. Never has it been worse than when it’s country versus country. When I say that, not only was it bad with the fighters, the coaches were even worse."  

Be honest, Dana: Does Bisping stick Henderson’s toothbrush up his own ass and take a picture of it, or is it the other way around?

It’s weird, because there was a time when Americans and Brits were allies; now we fucking hate each other, apparently. Oh well. Get ready to root against those snaggle-toothed chavs tonight starting at 10 p.m. ET/PT.

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Ed- April 1, 2009 at 8:38 pm
This is a really a load of testosterone-fueled macho bullshit isn't it?

The US and UK are probably the closest political and military allies in the world, and have been - for good reason - since the 1940's.

It's a shame there are so many uneducated and hateful individuals who would turn centuries of mutual history, and decades of largely peaceful appreciation and co-operation into a tapout t-shirt-wearing, terrible matching-tattoo douchebag contest....
churchill- April 1, 2009 at 8:29 pm
Damn, hopefully C.P. changes this blog into a log-on ran site. So (Now, I'm not an internet know-it-all, or business for that matter) if this motherfucker who posts this "8===D" crap can be charged with their interruption of a legitimate business.

Eurovision- April 1, 2009 at 8:20 pm
Just because everything's supersize doesn't mean the food's better,

Actually your beer's pretty shit ... Budweiser (donkey piss, anyone?)

I wouldn't brag about that annoying twang (Cali-love not) or southern drawl, gotta love those rednecks though...

... and your women OWN your men... fortunately though, some of us come over stateside and fuck the shit out of them when they hear our accent ;)
Smeewa- April 1, 2009 at 8:09 pm
its not that the brits all of a sudden hate the US,

the whole world hates the US.
Anonymous- April 1, 2009 at 7:56 pm
pussy americans twats, brits will f_ck ye up any day,just come over an see bunch of fag cock suckers
Anonymous- April 1, 2009 at 7:52 pm
its because them cocky americans think there the best at everythink hate ye yank c__nts
Anonymous- April 1, 2009 at 7:49 pm
cunts thats all you americans are,
fuckin scared of the brits
Anonymous- April 1, 2009 at 7:45 pm
because ye a bunch of fags who cant fight for shit
Mikey- April 1, 2009 at 4:15 pm
Canada >
Danny F- April 1, 2009 at 3:47 pm
Piss in my fruit plate you bloody wrench.
boober- April 1, 2009 at 3:45 pm
+1
UFC fan- April 1, 2009 at 3:42 pm
Actually I completely don't get where any animosity is coming from.
USA and England are not even remotely enemy's. In fact we are the closest of allies. This whole thing is bunch of testosterone induced horseshit fake heat drummed up to drive a show.
Now if it was buncha fucking camel riding diaper-headed muslim freaks THEN I could see hating the stinky 3rd world monkeys, BUT damn ...hating England is trying to be pissed at Sweden, how do you do that?
I am going to watch this season, and enjoy the fights, and laugh at the stupid asses who fall into country VS country trap, and in the end IF one country has 2 fighters fighting for the ONE contract they will finally fucking figure it out........its 1 against EVERYONE else.
i smoke a fag after i fuck yr border jumping mum - April 1, 2009 at 3:35 pm
you invented lite beer because you couldn't handle the real thing you ass slamming yanks and yr fucking shity theme bars suck a bag off dicks you sweaty bastards with yr gay ass wwe wtf all that about how you dickheads can call any other country gay is insane. Your gay ass country is running out of water and fuel fast cos yr so fucking greedy then you will be licking shit off europes boots americans have a bad attitude towards everyone yr the most hated people on the fucking planet all great empires fall and yr next u cunts england was here before you and will be after so eat a pakistani shlong and try to enjoy are lads kickin fuck outa your set of fanny pack wearing wrestles. Yr fighters look gay cos they wanna hug all the time wtf that all about i hope yr gay sex case fighters save that shit for their fat mcdonalds munching slag mothers. How can you call it usa vs uk when dan has two british grandparents and every fighter in the ufc thinks he is irish or scotch they make me laugh when they come out to bag pipes it shows that you have no culture lol lol
aj- April 1, 2009 at 3:18 pm
Americans don't hate the British, we just don't give a shit about them. British people though, the only thing they are patriotic about is when they are making fun of Americans.
BitchJ Penn- April 1, 2009 at 2:51 pm
Come on now everything in Canada! is better...
Football.... Beer.... women.... fighters.... food!
Oh and we can actually talk and pronounce the English Language.
El Famous Burrito- April 1, 2009 at 2:35 pm
Advice for TUF Guy:

When the Brits talk about smoking fags, it does not mean what you think it means.
canadian hoser- April 1, 2009 at 2:34 pm
henderson's gonna rip apart bisping
smashfacekillah- April 1, 2009 at 2:32 pm
I heard all brits are fags thats why they talk like that.
smashfacekillah- April 1, 2009 at 2:30 pm
I heard all brits were fags thats why they talk like that.
Mikey- April 1, 2009 at 2:28 pm
@Meyhem

Anyone who puts "USA, better and beer" in the same sentence deserves death by a thousand cuts

Now go drink some bleach, it would probably taste better than your piss water Miller Lite shit anyways

AMERICAN SOFTIES!
billy- April 1, 2009 at 2:12 pm
Why couldn't this be teams Germany vs France. Both of France's MMA fighters could be on the show and build a Maginot line in the house. Of course in the competition the french would tap to strikes early in round two.
Truth2Pwr- April 1, 2009 at 1:58 pm
If I were Bisping, I wouldn't do anything to get Hendo riled. A tier 1 ground and pounder can just absolutely fucking torture you if they get on top.

If the Count is smart he'll be making a trip up to The Pit to train in takedown defense and escapes with Lidell, the high priest of one-dimensional strikers. Brit Boy's only chance is to keep the fight standing up, and even then it's highly debateable whether he has any tactical advantage over Henderson's whaling SCUDs.

If the fight hits the ground it's gonna be all bangers & mash. Hendo is gonna be the bangers, and you can guess who the mash is gonna be.
The Juice- April 1, 2009 at 1:57 pm
ben that last line killed me
O I C- April 1, 2009 at 1:57 pm
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Englishman- April 1, 2009 at 1:55 pm
Oh Bisping...he's so dreamy. After he beats Hendo wit his hands tighed behind him...he's gonna walk right through the rest of the contenders like Marquardt, Demian Maia and dont even fucking get me started on how easily Bisping is going to beat Anderson Silva.

He will outstrike Silva while drinkin tea and strumpetts.
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