A little known fact is Arianny just graduated from esthetician school and is seen here for the first time practicing the hugely popular bannana peel exfoliation.

skull and bones affliction bikini $72, Super Sonic Concorde Flight First class ticket to St Tropez $4754, Arianny kissing an 8 ft yellow penis in public… Priceless

Those pesky good for nothing french cant win a damn war, but somehow they sure get the girl!

“they say a picture is worth a thousand words” Im Speechless and I can only come up with 4…..Im hard right now!…………..I know its wrong and I know Im not the only one after seeing that damn picture!

It seems Arianny was creating a great first impression at the recent Fruit of the Loom auditions in St. Tropez.

Never knew BBJ stands for banana blow job …. nice

I am now converting to Buddhism and coming back as that damn bannana!

Im yellow with envy!

Arianny & Mr. Dick Head aka Chael Soennen practicing for season 7 of Dancing with the Stars!

The mystery remains after the kiss, will he turn back into a prince or a frog?

Arianny showing that she really does care about whats on the inside.

If this is what yellow fever brings you, please infect me now!

NEWS FLASH: The Cheese Head manufacturer in Wisconsin is none to happy about this spinoff and will be filing a claim for trademark infringement immediately.

Thats what I call getting a head in life!

Mr. Chaquita stood tall in his support of Arianny!

Arianny: “It’s on like Donkey Kong!”

That’s Lexington Peele right there.

The photo was originally suppose to be of Arianny kissing Shinya Aoki, but since he couldn’t attend they opted for another giant yellow dick.

Oh my god I just split in my pants

She was told if she kissed the magic banana it would make her booty grow.

Cro mag Says:
Tue, 07/26/11 – 01:36

Like a fly to shit….

Something expected surprise!: Arianny reveals the source of her power

Is it gay to say I liked it more when Rich Franklin did it?

So you wanna be a f**king fruit farmer?

So THAT’S why Brittney got fired.

I find this easy to masturbate too.

First the bud light lime commercial, and now this?

lost photo from her ring girl audition

^that’s bananas.

I’ve only heard rumors, but now it is a fact that Arianny loves [URL="http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=banana%20cream%20pie&defid=1179317"]Banana Cream Pie[/URL]

….well that’s one way to get rid of cramps.

Not to be out done by Tito – Arianny tweeted a pic of her dick.

France was so scared of Arianny that even their dick turned yellow.

Arianny’s French wasn’t nearly as good as she claimed, so when the “big beach umbrella” she asked for arrived, she pretended that it really was a “giant banana penis” she had wanted all along.

Tito claimed his phone had been hacked again and a picture of him and Arianny uploaded to the internet.

Jenna – “Hey Arianny, that head’s still not as big as Tito’s”

Someone’s getting a banana cream pie!

@ Me likey, if it were chandella, we wouldnt be able to see the banana due to her deepthroat abilities… yes that may have been a racist joke

she said she likes big penises, and it doesnt even fit…effing tease!

stimulomos, stimulomos…orgasmo!

Careful, Arianny, don’t let these guys see you and your banana!

Get used to it honey. Palmer’s going to put you out of a job.

Well at least she cant sing with her mouth full.

Arianny,”That’s right bananaman just lie back and I’ll make you forget all about her”

Arianny once again confused kissing up to a giant bald dick thinking it is her boss.

Safe to say she will never cramp up.

Kiss it.. thats right, Kiss it. Thats right, appologize………………… appologize.

Arianny ordering a banana flavored protein shake and liking it

If you think this is bad, you should see what Tiki did with it.

In English folk lore if you hold a buttercup under your chin and it glows yellow you like butter. This is the French version.

Arriany can put the bend in any banana

The arrogant smelly french banana dick invited her over to watch a Jerry Lewis marathon.

Come go and see, Classic Jordan shoes, only for $35?
Are you want to?

place come to order for http://www.bnzlogo.com

i bet if that was chandella there would be a whole different theme to the captions.

Get off my kool-aid random yellow dick!

I guess what the myths about Asian men are wrong!

The snozberries taste like snozberries

Arianny: You know, Giant Banana Cock, you look a lot like an ex of mine. Have you ever thought of growing some douchey sculpted dyed facial hair?

Arianny Celeste vs Giant Fibreglass Banana Penis Sculpture. Height: 5’6″ vs 6’5″. Weight: 110lbs vs 200lbs. Personality: Virtually identical.

- The strawberries taste like strawberries. The snozberries taste like snozberries. The banana penises taste like banana penises!
- Banana penises! Whoever heard of a banana penis?!
- We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of the dream. …And I saw one on a beach in St Tropez once, so get fucked.

“Now how many times do I have to rub it for the lotion to come out?”

I am not impressed with your performance.

When asked how to deal with cramps, GSPs innuendo was lost on Arianny.

The amazing Danac (holding an envelop to his head): Why did the UFC get rid of Natasha Wicks, Logan Stanton, Edith Labelle and nearly Brittany Palmer?

Somewhere in the world, Nick Ring is now craving a banana split

How many bananas does it take to fill Jenna Jamison gaping vagina?
Just that one!

–Something unexpected surprise–

Hello. My friend

http://www.jordansforking.com/

Dedi cated service, the new style, believing you will love it!!!

WE ACCEPT PYA PAL PAY MENT

YOU MUST NOT MISS IT!!!

thank you!!!

Arianny elopes to France with Jenna jamisons butt plug

“Arianny goes banana’s”

Give me a shirt god dam it!

Dear Cagepotato.com,

Enjoy your ban.

-Dana White

Not that I haven’t been looking elsewhere, but have you noticed she’s wear high heels on the beach?

Well at least I’m not starring at the banana.

Britney asked, “Does it taste like a Salty Bannana flavored Laffy Taffy?”

Arianny replys, “No, Dammit.” As she kicks a rock!!!!

I reckon Dana whites is bigger waking up from a chuck dream

As the thought crossed her mind, “Is it a Bannana or a Penis.” She realized, there is only one way to find out. As the flavor penetrated through her lips and her taste buds embraced the sweetness. She gasped and mumbled under her breath, “OMG, its the rare Banenis!!!!”

Why is Arriany kissing things that fell out of Dana whites mum?

Holy banana’s Batman she’s doing it wrong

Arianny’s playboy profile did not say anything about digging black guys.

Your daily serving of hotassium.

A few more yoga classes and she gets a lifetime supply of potassium

Seek medical attention immediately if an erection lasts for more than 4 hours.

“…And when the princess kissed him, the curse was lifted and he arose from his ugly peel to reveal his true self. And they lived happily ever after.”

Michelle Obama’s ad targetting at-risk youth, and encouraging them to make healthy food choices.

Arianny loves to get her 5 a day.

Inside the mind of a Joe Rogan acid trip.

I’m sure her father is so proud of his daughter and her healthy food choices

Ummm excuse me ma’am, can you help me with something? Can you please explain to me whether or not I would be classified as circumcised or not?

You guys have it all wrong, she’s trying to lure Kongo.

Q: What’s even sillier than trying to impress carrot loving Chandella Powell ?!?!

A: Wearing stilettos at the beach!

Thats the most bizarre thing I’ve ever seen

High heels in the sand?

Who does that?

Guess she heard about Dana’s twitter bonuses

(Bananas in Pyjamas)

Somewhere “B 2″ is hanging himself.

Brock Lesnar’s original tattoo choice.

Arianny Celeste does her best Fay Wray impression while kissing a sex toy prop, as she auditions for the part of Ann Darrow on the set of King Dong, a triple-X remake of the 1933 classic film.

There’s always money making a banana stand. *wink*

Looking jealously at Chael Sonnen, Nate Marquardt laments that all he got from his TRT therapy was bacne.

Though it didn’t have the intended effect on his balls that he had hoped, Chael’s TRT therapy did have some noticeable side effects.

After giving Arianny some acid based Xtacy the night before, it seems that she finally found what she was looking for! Props to her!

Stilettos at the beach?? Com’on Arianny…..ring girls have been axed for more ridiculous reasons then that, just ask Logan.

@RwilsonR Winner.

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Playboy, failed pop single. Next stop: porn.

Oh yeah, thats right.. Right there, keep going ugnnnnnnnnnnn POTASIUM!!!!!

Viva Hate Says:

“Arianny was thrilled that she found a cock to match how big a cunt she is.”

Winner.

U don’t have to like me or my technique..but u sure as hell will respect me!

The biggest misconception is that we’re all dumb bimbos. In reality, we’re all smart. I’m very smart. I’ve managed to get other gigs and make a nice living out of this platform of being a UFC girl.

I remember this well… I can’t believe the make a wish foundation made this happen; all I had was jaundice.

Finally something a little bigger than Tiki’s tiny toy

Watch out… Joe Son will rape you.

“On this day in MMA History… the myth about Arianny’s fabled virginity was put to rest.”

“4-inch spiked heelths in the sand? What were you thinking girl? Ooooohhh…. bananaths!”
– Nick Ring

Arianny: Hey look girlie, its a banana sculpture…
Friend: Wait Arianny…that’s a dick!
Arianny: whatever — Tomato, to – mah -to, I want it in my mouth…

My doctor said I needed more protein in my diet. This is perfect!!

Lucky banana/dick statue…

Nice try Arianny, but Chandella was able to fit the whole thing in her mouth.

i dont think Ben got the point when dana said he was going to fuck him like no other… *(thinking to herself * i bet if i lick it all around i might be able to get it up my ass to demonstrate just how hard Ben is gonna get it

Tiki is over at the giant apple-shaped vag. It seemed much tighter than he was used to.

Almost immediately after seeing the pic, Arianny’s twitter followers broke out in song.

Arianny Celeste showing off her Grammy for “Fight to Love Me.

Arianny kissing a fruit….i mean War Machine = /

Arianny gave him a big kiss when he promised she’d never have any of those ugly warts ever again.

“Uh-uh, sweetheart… Dana said deepthroat it. How bad do you really wanna keep your job?”

Tiki was now regretting his decision to bury Sakuraba in the sand while he slept.

Since the Diaz brothers highly recommended it, Arianny thought she’d try some Bananadine. But after 30 minutes of kissing and licking, she still didn’t feel a thing.

Worst BJ technique EVER.

Wow… the moyle went a little far in peeling back the foreskin for that bris.

It’s the “like throwing a banana down a hallway” joke that pops into my head.

This picture goes against all stereotypes I’ve heard about yellow penises.

First playboy now this?
AWW man whats next??!!!

Ahhhh…..thats why she always tastes like bananas.

Herpe-anny Celeste, From banana to spotted dick in 60 seconds.

Having never learned their lesson, the guys at Cage Potato got in trouble again for posting a pic from the soon-to-be-released Arianny porn film, Sleeper XXX.

After a few minutes of fondling with Arianny, the banana just couldn’t hold back anymore, and the many of the beachgoers regretted their decision not to spring for the extra 10Euro for a beach umbrella.

I bet that banana really wishes he was kissing Brittney Palmer

so she will kiss dirty beach dick but will not let a fan put an arm around her…

CagePotato should be expecting a curse filled phone call from Dana any minute after posting another low quality photo of a scantily clad Arianny in a suggestive position, some people never learn.

Oh sure, she seems to like it now but when I peel my banana at Arianny it’s sexual assault.

I’d give anything to be in what that banana splits!

Suddenly, everyone on the beach was covered in banana cream.

Like a fly to shit….

Thanks Fred, i just realized “Arianny” rhymes with “mo’ money”. Which would make sense.

And just when I was thinking that Arianny would never kiss a bigger dick than Tiki…

Even though she promised him with a kiss, Arianny was never able to find a banana hammock big enough to fit.

Arianny, Arianny, bo-banny,
Banana-fana fo-fanny
Fee-fi-mo-manny
Arianny!

Seconds later, Mr. Banana woke up.

St Tropez has the weirdest boner.

I bet 20 min later that bitch is on one of those yachts in the background doing the same “pose!”

Even the giant banana dick rears away from Ariannys kiss…….

She mistook that big dick for Tiki

Arianny demonstrating what cost Brittney her job…I’d like to see what she kissed to have Logan and Natasha fired simultaneously…

Arianny certainly has a type.

I wonder if the tip tastes better

So Arianny likes her men circumcised…

Arianny should know better, kissing strange bananes on the beach of Saint-Tropez ia a good way to catch something.

Orange you glad she didn’t fuck banana?

She caught yellow fever, cause American bananas are white

soon afterward arianny and the banana would have a falling out, prompting Dana to fire it from the ufc

tiki is strangely circumcised

we all knew it… and now there is photographic evidence… congratulations tkik

Who knew french porn was actually weirder than german porn?

My captcha literally says “yellow wang”

This is really gonna keep those asian porn blur guys busy.

First off fuck you Rex.

Secondly why do I get the feeling someone buried Hong Man Choi in the sand?

Tiki looks totally different with a tan.

Another photo of Ariane with a collosal dick.

Her bad eyesight led her to believe it was Dana and it was once again time to convince him to let her keep her job.

Arianny was thrilled that she found a cock to match how big a cunt she is.

I love it when a girl cups the balls.

First of all: hooray for the return of caption contests!
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Lesson learned: if you’re a circumcised asian man, Arianny may rest her chin on your giant schlong. (Hong Man Choi is excite.)

I’ve never found Arianny that appeeling.

Arianny finally got her fill of banana cream pie.

Is that Jorge Gurgel lounging in the background with pink shorts…

“Tiki now known as Teenie”

Jenna could teach her a thing or two.

“Greetings from Saint-Tropez! I really miss you, Ben, and I was thinking we should make up, K? Please pick up my calls, baby.
Mwah,Arianny”

And…

“Itsssssssssssssssssssssss Peanut Butter Jelly Time
Peanut Butter Jelly Time
Peanut Butter Jelly Time”

You know what they say: once you go yellow, you never go back.

“Look Tiki! I found what I was looking for ever since we started dating!”

guess which one gave the other Hep.

So she left one dickhead for another

@ the beach with Ariel & Dana

Arianny: Yeah, and I’m not gonna fall for a banana in my tailpipe

Ariel gives Michael Bisping a peck on the shaf… errr, cheek.