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Caption Contest: Arianny Celeste Kisses Strange Banana/Dick-Statue in France

Arianny Celeste photos kiss banana penis France beach Saint Tropez UFC
(Never let your chick go on vacation by herself. Am I right, Tiki? Props: Twitter.com/AriannyCeleste)

And here we have UFC ring girl Arianny Celeste on a beach in Saint-Tropez, smooching the kind of surrealist phallic symbol that passes for public art in France. AVERT YOUR EYES, CHILDREN! There’s so much wrong with this picture — which is why it’s so perfect for a caption contest on a slow news day. Do your worst in the comments section; we’ll pick out some winners later this week and award some CagePotato t-shirts. Good luck…

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madcowboy- July 28, 2011 at 7:21 am
A little known fact is Arianny just graduated from esthetician school and is seen here for the first time practicing the hugely popular bannana peel exfoliation.
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madcowboy- July 28, 2011 at 7:17 am
skull and bones affliction bikini $72, Super Sonic Concorde Flight First class ticket to St Tropez $4754, Arianny kissing an 8 ft yellow penis in public... Priceless
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madcowboy- July 28, 2011 at 7:12 am
Those pesky good for nothing french cant win a damn war, but somehow they sure get the girl!
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madcowboy- July 28, 2011 at 7:08 am
"they say a picture is worth a thousand words" Im Speechless and I can only come up with 4.....Im hard right now!..............I know its wrong and I know Im not the only one after seeing that damn picture!
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madcowboy- July 28, 2011 at 7:02 am
It seems Arianny was creating a great first impression at the recent Fruit of the Loom auditions in St. Tropez.
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sikgimp- July 28, 2011 at 6:58 am
Never knew BBJ stands for banana blow job .... nice
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madcowboy- July 28, 2011 at 6:57 am
I am now converting to Buddhism and coming back as that damn bannana!
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madcowboy- July 28, 2011 at 6:53 am
Im yellow with envy!
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madcowboy- July 28, 2011 at 6:51 am
Arianny & Mr. Dick Head aka Chael Soennen practicing for season 7 of Dancing with the Stars!
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madcowboy- July 28, 2011 at 6:45 am
The mystery remains after the kiss, will he turn back into a prince or a frog?
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madcowboy- July 28, 2011 at 6:41 am
Arianny showing that she really does care about whats on the inside.
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madcowboy- July 28, 2011 at 6:37 am
If this is what yellow fever brings you, please infect me now!
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madcowboy- July 28, 2011 at 6:36 am
NEWS FLASH: The Cheese Head manufacturer in Wisconsin is none to happy about this spinoff and will be filing a claim for trademark infringement immediately.
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madcowboy- July 28, 2011 at 6:32 am
Thats what I call getting a head in life!
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madcowboy- July 28, 2011 at 6:30 am
Mr. Chaquita stood tall in his support of Arianny!
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Bob Reilly- July 28, 2011 at 5:44 am
Arianny: "It's on like Donkey Kong!"
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Bob Reilly- July 28, 2011 at 5:41 am
That's Lexington Peele right there.
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Sully- July 28, 2011 at 1:14 am
The photo was originally suppose to be of Arianny kissing Shinya Aoki, but since he couldn't attend they opted for another giant yellow dick.
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Giblets- July 28, 2011 at 12:43 am
Oh my god I just split in my pants
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SonOfSerbia- July 27, 2011 at 11:04 pm
She was told if she kissed the magic banana it would make her booty grow.
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Dinksmack- July 27, 2011 at 10:43 pm
Cro mag Says:
Tue, 07/26/11 - 01:36



Like a fly to shit….
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WK- July 27, 2011 at 10:21 pm
Something expected surprise!: Arianny reveals the source of her power
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DangadaDang- July 27, 2011 at 6:53 pm
Is it gay to say I liked it more when Rich Franklin did it?
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DangadaDang- July 27, 2011 at 6:32 pm
So you wanna be a f**king fruit farmer?
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DangadaDang- July 27, 2011 at 6:24 pm
So THAT'S why Brittney got fired.
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