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Caption Contest: Find Some Humor in This Dude’s Broken Face, And Win Four ‘Safe’ Movie Passes!


(Never touch Herb Dean’s hair. It’s a lesson you only need to learn once. / Photo via Sherdog)

As if we don’t give you vultures enough free swag, we were just hooked up with four passes to the movie Safe, which hits theaters on April 27th. Starring MMA superfan Jason Statham, the flick is about an ex-cage-fighter who seeks to protect a young Chinese girl whose memory holds a priceless numerical code wanted by the Russian Mafia, the Triads, and corrupt police. In other words, Statham beats the living f*ck out of lots of people.

It’s caption contest time, and the winner takes all. Post a caption to the above photo in the comments section by Monday at midnight ET, and we’ll round up the best ones on Tuesday. The best one gets all four movie passes. Any questions? Now get crackin’…


(Hit up SafeTheFilm.com for more info about the movie.)

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xxxrayrayray- April 25, 2012 at 8:28 pm
http://993.k.af
livnup2006- April 23, 2012 at 5:20 pm
The guy who did Alistar's urine screen after word got back to him that he was reported as positive for steriods
livnup2006- April 23, 2012 at 5:19 pm
At every Ufc event countless strikeforce fighters are abused by their Ufc counterparts and for just 25 cents a day you can help out an end to this............
livnup2006- April 23, 2012 at 5:17 pm
nobody tries to scare "The Reem"
livnup2006- April 23, 2012 at 5:16 pm
a blooper from the movie hangover after mike tyson accidently actually punched zach galifianakis
livnup2006- April 23, 2012 at 5:13 pm
overeem's sparring partner after he takes his anti-inflammatory medication
livnup2006- April 23, 2012 at 3:29 am
"In The Arms Of An Angel music in the background"........ Hi im Sarah McLachlin, will you be an angel to a helpless animal......
livnup2006- April 23, 2012 at 3:19 am
Do you really want to hurt me, do you really wanna make me cry.....
razor shines- April 22, 2012 at 5:33 pm
hmmm...maybe I SHOULD see that "specialist" about some TRT.
jc00ke- April 22, 2012 at 12:10 pm
Richard finally learned what a "jelly donut" was. He was disappoint.
tjbaron- April 22, 2012 at 11:05 am
mmm...pie
Smokestack- April 22, 2012 at 9:51 am
This is what most of Hector Lombard's training partners look like after a "friendly" sparring session.
Smokestack- April 22, 2012 at 9:48 am
This is the cover art for the new Five Finger Death Punch album "Death by a Thousand Cuts."
Smokestack- April 22, 2012 at 9:43 am
See, while some fighters are content to a win via a conventional KO, TKO, or submission, this guy's strategy was to repeatedly smash his opponent's fists with his face until the other fighter gassed out. It's kinda like that Simpsons episode where Homer became a boxer.
Smokestack- April 22, 2012 at 9:31 am
If his MMA career doesn't pan out maybe he could find work as an extra on the set of The Living Dead on AMC.
Smokestack- April 22, 2012 at 9:27 am
To quote a famous one hit wonder:
"Oh, I just died in your arms tonight
It must have been something you said
I just died in your arms tonight..."
Smokestack- April 22, 2012 at 9:22 am
"Winning is for pussies."
missedcue- April 22, 2012 at 6:13 am
The new orbits dirty mouth commercial... he's going to smile a sparkly mouth any second now.
missedcue- April 22, 2012 at 6:11 am
Vampires cry tears when their sad.
missedcue- April 22, 2012 at 6:10 am
Red bull gives you wings.
missedcue- April 22, 2012 at 6:10 am
Yeah so what, I like to muff dive on aunt flow.
missedcue- April 22, 2012 at 6:08 am
Uh Uh, I didn't eat the Cherry Jubilee!
timboslice- April 21, 2012 at 11:21 pm
Jesus Christ!
CauliflowerBeer- April 21, 2012 at 7:09 pm
Though pickin' his pimples was fun, Freddie couldn't resist one more double-handed dig up his butt...
Scrazy129- April 21, 2012 at 3:42 pm
At least my facial hair is still perfect.
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