(“FU2,” available only at Triumph United.)
Good goddamn work, people: With over 150 entries, this week’s caption contest was our most popular ever, and so many of them were LOLworthy. I must say I was surprised by how many of you referenced Brad Pitt and Angelina Joile — I’m not judging, I was just a little taken aback, that’s all. Thanks again to Triumph United for making this possible. Now onto the honorable mentions…
MMA-hole: It was at that point that Fedor began to wonder…were his wife and Sakuraba more than just “friends”?
Brad: Fedor and Aleks stop by the Affliction sweat shop to thank the tailors.
Toner Breath: SPUTNIPS!! [Ed. note: I racked my brain trying to think of a good one-word pun for this picture. Toner Breath's is kind of horrible, but I give him mad props for trying. And judging from the exclamation points, he was also pretty psyched that he thought of it.]
Mike: It’s cheaper than a graphing calculator.
Erick: “Phuk An’ Run is the little-known Chinese martial art of having a kid and making your opponent raise them.”
Kimbo’s Lice: “…The stars signify that I’ll never be brought to my knees. This spiderweb on my elbow signifies that I’ve committed murder in service to the brotherhood of thieves. The grim reaper and baby on my back…you know what, I probably shouldn’t be telling you kids all this.”
And the winners are…
shutupandfight: Aleks, Fedor…and five of Hong Man Choi’s sperm.
sarah: Fedor and Aleks are disappointed to discover that the Russian word for “prostitute” sounds eerily like the Chinese word for “orphan.”
Congrats, you two. Check out the t-shirts at Triumph United, then e-mail us at email@example.com to let us know which style/size you want. Thanks to everyone for playing; we’ll do it again soon.