Caption Contest: Say Farewell to Bin Laden With These New Shirts From Ranger Up |

Dr. Spoon- May 5, 2011 at 12:13 am

Since were in Jersey, I'll be The Situation and your ear can be JWOWW. Whadda say?

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Dr. Spoon- May 4, 2011 at 11:45 pm

Hey Matt, how many more beers before I can take that pretty little ear of yours home with me tonight?

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HabitualLineStepper- May 4, 2011 at 8:53 pm

Psst, hey Matt. No homo, but under this light... you kinda you like Captain America himself. Man I love that guy.

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Truth17- May 4, 2011 at 8:43 pm

"so after i came inside her, i leaned really close to her ear and whispered: it is allllll overrrr"

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jalan1228- May 4, 2011 at 7:58 pm

Don't tell Tiki but I hit A.C. with my "O" face!!!

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jalan1228- May 4, 2011 at 7:57 pm

Oh sh*t, thought I had to fart and I sh*t my pants

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jalan1228- May 4, 2011 at 7:55 pm

Goldberg: "Matt can I kiss you"
Lindland: "I'm was too sober for this."

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jalan1228- May 4, 2011 at 7:53 pm

Goldberg you've got bird lips a real man chugs a beer like this

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jalan1228- May 4, 2011 at 7:52 pm

Act casual I think someone may be watching us.

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jalan1228- May 4, 2011 at 7:51 pm

Hey Lindland, have you ever seen St. Pierre fight?.......... on weed!!!

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J. Spaceman- May 4, 2011 at 7:26 pm

Okay, so these two black guys walk into a bar...

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MonsterMaulingAss- May 4, 2011 at 4:08 pm

"Back off goldy, i aint joe rogan i dont want you within 3 inches of my face."

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MattHamillertime- May 4, 2011 at 3:58 pm

"Yo Matt, You see that Classy blonde over there, she reigns supreme, those cans are virtually identical, and its starting to give me a meteoric rise."

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MattHamillertime- May 4, 2011 at 3:22 pm

Goldie: Shhh , dont tell anyone Matt, but im the one who killed Bin Laden.

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MattHamillertime- May 4, 2011 at 3:19 pm

"Hey Matt, Me and Rogan are about to burn one at the Moon Tower, You In?"

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mmachiro- May 4, 2011 at 2:21 pm

"*Ahem*....Dufus says what?"

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shut up a you face- May 4, 2011 at 2:18 pm

I don’t drink brass monkey
I like to be funky
Nick name Mikey G yo 8 ball junkie….

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shut up a you face- May 4, 2011 at 2:18 pm

I don't dink brass monkey
I like to be funky
Nick name Mikey G yo 8 ball junkie....

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EL TERRIBLE- May 4, 2011 at 12:28 pm

"Mikey want smooosh smoosh!!!!!"

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EL TERRIBLE- May 4, 2011 at 12:26 pm

"Matt, I just had like 20,000 kiwi-starwberry wine coolers......have you seen Buffer???"

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MaxS- May 4, 2011 at 12:24 pm

Dude! Once it hits the lips...its sooooo goood!

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Nut Puncher 9000- May 4, 2011 at 12:12 pm

Mike: You ever seen the inside of the octagon ON WEED???

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Buff Frank Mir- May 4, 2011 at 11:40 am

Lindland trying not to think about what could have been if Fedor didn't grab that top rope.

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Buff Frank Mir- May 4, 2011 at 11:37 am

"just two more and you'll finally get your title shot!"

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PorkandBeans- May 4, 2011 at 11:00 am

Slow down on that beer Matt! The drinks are free and I bet Rogan you would actually make it to the second round for once.

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RSparrow- May 4, 2011 at 10:44 am

"Scuuse me, Scuuse me sir... SIR! Man me and my wife.. man we live under da freeway man, if you could just..."

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LOKI- May 4, 2011 at 9:44 am

MG: Hey Matt, knock knock.
ML: Whos there?
MG: An interupting cow.
ML: An inter...MG: Mooooooo!

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brade1584- May 4, 2011 at 9:18 am

So just tap your foot under the stall twice .. oh, and the safe word is Goldy. See you in there big boy.

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MaxS- May 4, 2011 at 8:50 am

Every time Goldberg and Linland get together, they always want to do their ventriloquist act.

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RwilsonR- May 4, 2011 at 8:36 am

"Matt... psst... hey, Matt. Wanna know a secret? I just sharted."

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ximboredofyoux- May 4, 2011 at 8:03 am

"hey lindland, im going to drink your milkeshake!"

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wiv-honors- May 4, 2011 at 7:02 am

"..so yea, I just wanted to let you know that your beer drinking precision is just..really precise."

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BossNasty- May 4, 2011 at 6:58 am

Hey, can you drink that somewhere else? I'm trying to get some head and I can't climax with you staring at me.

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MaxTheLimit- May 4, 2011 at 6:58 am

Matt Lindland being Matt Lindland. Sack punching UFC announcers, and drinkin' stout. What of it bitches?

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djp1988- May 4, 2011 at 6:37 am

Pictured: (From Left) Mike Goldberg having a stroke, Matt Lindland not giving a shit.

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artigale- May 4, 2011 at 6:36 am

Psssst....Gonzalo Aldana Gamboa said you are the man to talk to about some product. Joe is in too...

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LOKI- May 4, 2011 at 6:29 am

Excuse me sir, but you must understand that we have a very strict dress code here at Jumbo's Clown Room and I'm affraid if you dont have a collerd shirt and a quite frankly, a bath I'm going to have to ask you to leave.

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PorkandBeans- May 4, 2011 at 6:21 am

Don't worry Matt, Dana banned Cagepotato to.

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LOKI- May 4, 2011 at 5:59 am

Mike 'Goldie' Goldberg: Acorn sized bladder, IQ of 89, explosive enthusiasm, radiation-proof spray tan.
Matt 'The Law' Lindland: Paper mache chin, heavy drinker, loves the night-life, likes to boogie.

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LOKI- May 4, 2011 at 5:51 am

Since Goldie missed weight, Matt figured he didnt need to deprive himself anymore.

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LOKI- May 4, 2011 at 5:47 am

ziggy saki ziggy saki hoy hoy hoy!

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shhendri- May 4, 2011 at 5:24 am

After the brilliance of Guinness, all other beers are virtually identical....(psst...Matt, I don't know what the word virtually actually means...shhh...promise not to tell?)

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Miradotheblack- May 4, 2011 at 5:24 am

*Drunken Whisper* Soooooo. I said , Donna! This potato is messing with yanni, We need to bake it and stuff. He was all like I HATE PRINGLES!!

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Biff Tannen- May 4, 2011 at 5:12 am

"Saw the hematoma on Mark Hominick and I jizzed...in...my pants."

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Biff Tannen- May 4, 2011 at 5:09 am

"Dude, you're getting a Dell."

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Jason Moles- May 4, 2011 at 4:36 am

Wanna see me do play-by-play on slow mo?

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submission_via_nutsack_choke- May 4, 2011 at 3:30 am

"Dudes a MALE NURSE!"

Mike Goldberg

( I live in Denmark but I tell you what CP, I'll even give you the address I'm staying at In New York in June so when I win, you'll save on postage. I know , I know it's a big request but FUCK it, you'll do it RIGHT? Can, I be anymore helpful ? Plus i PROMISE to wear the bin laden shirt while I'm in NY.I put faith in other CP users to support me.......)

here comes the abuse.

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Naked Rear Poke- May 4, 2011 at 2:00 am

MG: Sooo, what's a girl gotta do to become the Queen of Lindland? Where IS Lindland anyway?? I'm so drunk. I'm sorry Matt! I just really thought we had a good connection, ya know? What would a handsome guy like you want with a leathery old tart like me anyways?! (punches own face) STUPID! STUPID! STUPID!

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Naked Rear Poke- May 4, 2011 at 1:31 am

MG: Hey Matt, do you think this necklace makes me look less like someone with the surname 'Goldberg'?

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Naked Rear Poke- May 4, 2011 at 1:30 am

MG: Matt, as you are a former employee of our great company I feel I should look out for you in at least some small way. Now, I know this isn't the most classy establishment, and I'm even cool with the blonde midget gentleman giving you head and everything, but there's a guy right there with an iphone and I think he's about to take a pho...GODDAMNIT!

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Naked Rear Poke- May 4, 2011 at 1:30 am

MG: Now, try not to look too shocked because I know he's a LOT shorter in real life, but he's a huge fan of yours. Matt, meet Eminem!

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DARKHORSE06- May 4, 2011 at 1:26 am

Pssst Matt, hey Matt, I frost my pubes.

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Casa de los pantelones- May 3, 2011 at 11:59 pm

"Matt, Jesus Christ dude...this is a modified train we're running on this guy, can you at least pretend to enjoy it? I forgot his name, but I'll just call him McDonald's because I'm freakin' lovin' it"

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Buff Frank Mir- May 3, 2011 at 11:57 pm

"remember when I punked Rogan in the post fight interview? ...kinda regret it now"

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Buff Frank Mir- May 3, 2011 at 11:43 pm

"you tell him FREE CAGEPOTATO, this merger ain't getting you back in"

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Buff Frank Mir- May 3, 2011 at 11:40 pm

"Tell me again, how the UFC screwed you?"

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Chri534.- May 3, 2011 at 11:38 pm

(I left out part^)

[Mike Goldberg trying to get in the bathroom in front of Matt Lindland]

I got these cheeseburgers man. Please man...I'll suck yo-

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Chri534.- May 3, 2011 at 11:29 pm

I got these cheeseburgers man. Please man...I'll suck yo-

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johnhayte- May 3, 2011 at 11:23 pm

Hey Joe, what did Bin Laden and Matt Lindland have in common during their respective careers? Both took too many shots to the head.

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Eyes red as Fedor- May 3, 2011 at 11:10 pm

"Randy Couture, you're my hero! Oh, it's you Matt Lindland. Nevermind then, this is awkward."

"Me and Chandella were about to go hit some 'cough medicine'. You want in Matt?"

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XxStifflerxX- May 3, 2011 at 10:52 pm

"Mike Goldberg and Matt Lindland testing a new and improved formula of piss to defeat Machida! A mixture of Fedor and Randy's pee!" *Top That Machida!*

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RwilsonR- May 3, 2011 at 10:38 pm

Pull my finger.

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MyDogAteKarma- May 3, 2011 at 10:23 pm

Man, I got these cheeseburgers. They some double cheeseburgers....

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HabitualLineStepper- May 3, 2011 at 10:11 pm

Yo Matt, we should probably get out of here because I just took an upper-decker in the bathroom and switched the labels on the prescription pills. Man they are going to lose their shit.

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Buster Hyman- May 3, 2011 at 9:46 pm

no you exhale afffter you chug the beer, and yes it is the strawberry blend i was telling you about

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GastaAlpha1138- May 3, 2011 at 9:32 pm

Matt! Matt! Matt! The wallpaper in the bathroom! The snozberries taste like snozberries!

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Sabado Gigante- May 3, 2011 at 9:30 pm

"I just really fucking love Kids Bop ok?!" -Goldie

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Sabado Gigante- May 3, 2011 at 9:11 pm

It's only weird if you make it weird...

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chrismw- May 3, 2011 at 9:05 pm

Mike Goldberg, officially requires two more beers than a fat chick to fuck.

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TheRealMrBeefy- May 3, 2011 at 9:01 pm

"I'm so CLASSY it's against the LAW..."

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HabitualLineStepper- May 3, 2011 at 8:55 pm

Linland: You got some money or not?
Goldberg: Come on, man. You know I'm a little short. Hook me up, man.
Linland: N****, hook you up? Fuck outta here.
Goldberg: Man, I got these cheeseburgers. They some double cheeseburgers.
Lindlan: N****, I just ate. I just ate. If you ain't got no money, you just assed out.
Goldberg: Come on, man. I'll suck your dick, man.
Lindland: The fuck you just say?
Goldberg: I said I'll suck your dick, man. Come on now.

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Ruke Doufus- May 3, 2011 at 8:34 pm

"So listen, I'm sure I can get you back into the UFC. Just wear this "Free Cage Potato" shirt. Yeah, don't worry they're not affliated with any online casinos. Here, I'll hold your beer while you change."

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DangadaDang- May 3, 2011 at 8:31 pm

"Yo Lindland I was over at Hooters with Hughes and some serious shit just went down..."

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DangadaDang- May 3, 2011 at 8:29 pm

Thats the highest Matt has held his hands in the past 5 years.

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DangadaDang- May 3, 2011 at 8:26 pm

One thing thats amazing about Guinness beer is that its hoppiness is so...hoppy

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Bunk- May 3, 2011 at 8:26 pm

BABA BOOEY! BABA BOOEY! Howard Sterns penis!

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DangadaDang- May 3, 2011 at 8:21 pm

"Matt, thats not Cola, that's my urine"

"You are not well"

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Nut Puncher 9000- May 3, 2011 at 7:57 pm

and finally...

The moment of realization just before beerjangling became weedjangling.

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Eyes red as Fedor- May 3, 2011 at 7:53 pm

"So I saw Edith the other night. Does this look like a cold sore?"

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Nut Puncher 9000- May 3, 2011 at 7:51 pm

The Law became The Lawford after Joe Rogan went Awog...

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Smitty- May 3, 2011 at 7:51 pm

Hey Matt....Matt......look at THIS mufucka!

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Viva Hate- May 3, 2011 at 7:50 pm

Goldberg: Duuuuuude, so not true, it's only gay if we make eye contact.

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The Highest Primate- May 3, 2011 at 7:45 pm

"Hey Matt, I mean Randy, I mean Matt, Randy? whatever i just totally pissed on your shoe"

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Smitty- May 3, 2011 at 7:41 pm

HEEEEERRRRE WE GULP!!!!

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Nut Puncher 9000- May 3, 2011 at 7:40 pm

So the original joke was on me that they hid my teeth in your beer...

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Nut Puncher 9000- May 3, 2011 at 7:38 pm

I dipped my nuts in your guinness.

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RwilsonR- May 3, 2011 at 7:36 pm

"...and then I said to Lee Murray, 'No, YOU go tell him he looks like a bald monkey.' So we did rock/paper/scissors, and well... here I am."

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BigHeathenMike- May 3, 2011 at 7:36 pm

Goldie goes MythBuster to the test the possible urban legend of Guiness going from mouth to nipple in the male homo sapien.

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Ballkick- May 3, 2011 at 7:35 pm

Ok Matt one more time, this is how it's gonna go,......I sing, Roll roll roll a joint,......pass it down the line,.....
then you sing,......Take a toke, hold the smoke,.....and blow your fucking mind.

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Maine Blazer- May 3, 2011 at 7:23 pm

Goldie, G-Goldie, you're drunk. You're drunk Goldie, gim-gimme your keys. Goldie. Gimme, gimme your keys.

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RwilsonR- May 3, 2011 at 7:22 pm

"So then I said to Joe, 'Holy shit, did you see what Lawler did to that guy?!!' I thought you were fucking dead, man! So good to see you back on your feet again. Glad you could make it out tonight."

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J. Spaceman- May 3, 2011 at 7:21 pm

If your last name was Johnson, the nickname "The Law" would make no sense.

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Smitty- May 3, 2011 at 7:18 pm

"C'mon Matt, you member the ying yang twins!!!.....whistle while you twerk................."

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Rich82- May 3, 2011 at 7:16 pm

Hey Matt, Joe Rogan put his balls in your drink...Let me have a taste.

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Smitty- May 3, 2011 at 7:13 pm

Goldberg lowered the bong, and held the hit JUST in time to NOT get caught by the camera.

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J. Spaceman- May 3, 2011 at 7:09 pm

Lindland taking a book out of Chuck's chapter.

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FowlBeast- May 3, 2011 at 6:59 pm

Who's the cracker in the middle given them given tuggies?

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RwilsonR- May 3, 2011 at 6:55 pm

"Yeah, it's crazy how things work out, huh Matt? Looking back, who would've thought that I would be the one still employed by the UFC and you would be the jobless, washed up loser."

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FowlBeast- May 3, 2011 at 6:54 pm

Psst......Bravo & Rogan wanna know if you can score a dub?

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fedorsbelly- May 3, 2011 at 6:40 pm

Goldie: "with business aside, you know i can put your ass to sleep, so tell me the truth, did you bring five of six pot plants back..."
Matt: "fi...si..*gulp..."

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fatbellyfrank- May 3, 2011 at 6:36 pm

Goldie " Can I be your little snooki?" Matt ' Fuck off ya fag, I'm on drinkin time"

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oreo-_-assassin- May 3, 2011 at 6:28 pm

OSAMA BIN LADEN
40298 kills 1 death
biggest f**king camper

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the beagle- May 3, 2011 at 6:12 pm

Hey Matt, do you remember when you were actually relevant in MMA? Yeah me neither...

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Squirrel- May 3, 2011 at 6:07 pm

American Pie, remember that? Yeah, they got that shit from me! Shitbreak!!!

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Meaot- May 3, 2011 at 5:57 pm

"Damn Matt, Goldstein is lookin FINE these days... I know Dana said he was jockin' on Arianny like a perv, but I'm tellin' you - I am gonna TAP that!"

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GILL-uh-TEEN- May 3, 2011 at 5:53 pm

I don't think that's what Randy meant when he said 'blow me'.

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Canseco_MMA- May 3, 2011 at 5:49 pm

Goldberg: "let's get fucked up and go shit bomb segals hotel room"
Linland: "well, I'd usually say no, but I do have an exceptional amount of hair grease today, so I'm in"......

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mdc_4- May 3, 2011 at 5:42 pm

Goldie: "Did you know Jesus was a Jew?"

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RwilsonR- May 3, 2011 at 5:28 pm

"I know what you're thinking - mighty ball mighty ball DEEP DEEP DEEP."

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DBOYOOO- May 3, 2011 at 5:23 pm

linland: "yea goldie, i remember my first beer."

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bitteralex- May 3, 2011 at 5:20 pm

You said Bruce Buffer was going to be here!

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grinch_20- May 3, 2011 at 5:06 pm

Bro seriously! Wheres the new shed??

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RSparrow- May 3, 2011 at 5:04 pm

"You and Randy's ears are virtually, identical"

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RwilsonR- May 3, 2011 at 5:03 pm

"Okay, okay, Matt... so I guess you did know what a teep was after all."

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RwilsonR- May 3, 2011 at 4:56 pm

Yet another party-goer is not amused at Mike Goldberg's question if they would like to experience a "Goldie"-shower.

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RwilsonR- May 3, 2011 at 4:36 pm

"Hey Matt, want to see what's on a meteoric rise right now? I'll give you a hint... it's in my pants."

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Falamanoo- May 3, 2011 at 4:33 pm

And it's like we were discussing earlier Matt, all he keeps saying is 'nice leg kick'

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Viva Hate- May 3, 2011 at 4:31 pm

MG: Dude, come on! How high were you when you knocked yourself out against Vitale? Come on man, dude this one time I got so high I listened to "Fight to Love Me" three consecutive times before I remember how bad it sucked.

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Sho Nuff- May 3, 2011 at 4:30 pm

I told you already, Goldie, I need a few more beers in me first...

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irish brawler- May 3, 2011 at 4:29 pm

"psst matt, thats not guiness... its bong water"

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bgloyd91- May 3, 2011 at 4:15 pm

Mike: "AND WE ARE LIVE!"
Matt: dude, we're not on TV
Mike: yeah i know, im just making small talk.."VICIOUS CHUGGING POWER"

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Trouser Snake- May 3, 2011 at 4:11 pm

"Hey Matt, Diaz is gonna sell me a half for $110, Joe will do it for a hundy. What can you do for me?"

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dranokills- May 3, 2011 at 4:07 pm

pssst hey Matt, some of these douchebags looking at you just said you look like Randy Couture......I'll hold your beer.

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intercept440- May 3, 2011 at 4:06 pm

yo matty boy..whats been cummed on ..has herpes, and see's more cock than jeena's asshole??? give up.... my face!!!!!!! heyyyyooooooo

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2and0- May 3, 2011 at 4:05 pm

No, really this is all the wider I have to open to get his peepee in my mouth.

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intercept440- May 3, 2011 at 4:04 pm

you know matt i dont understand why they would call you the law.... the law always gets there man... you just seem to get knocked out.

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intercept440- May 3, 2011 at 4:03 pm

Matt...Do i still have shit on face?

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RSparrow- May 3, 2011 at 3:41 pm

@Nickyroose,
Fuck, close. Didn't see ya pal.

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FaH Q NL15- May 3, 2011 at 3:40 pm

Goldie- "Duuuude, there is no way arianny wins CP's "Hottest Woman in MMA", Brittney's got that shit all day

Lindland- "I'll drink to that brother"

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Meister574- May 3, 2011 at 3:39 pm

Sorry, for some reason I thought that way Randy Couture.

Lyoto, you may want to try this. Matt is drinking his own piss AND shit.

OR

Matt, if that’s your pee, you better see a doctor.

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Meister574- May 3, 2011 at 3:35 pm

Lyoto, you better watch out. Randy is drinking his own piss AND shit.

OR

Randy, if that's your pee, you better see a doctor.

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RwilsonR- May 3, 2011 at 3:27 pm

"You might say Matt Lindland is like the Michael Jordan of beer drinking."

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puhalu- May 3, 2011 at 3:25 pm

Don't let Rogan see you drinking his bong water - he was saving it for the Diaz brothers.

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monkyspunk- May 3, 2011 at 3:24 pm

pssst. $15 for a handjob, $25 for a blowjob...$75 will take you around the world.

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RwilsonR- May 3, 2011 at 3:23 pm

Uhh, Mike... why are you pissing on my shoe?

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Morningwood- May 3, 2011 at 3:22 pm

Matt, have you heard about the UFC drinking game?

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RSparrow- May 3, 2011 at 3:22 pm

Say, Matt, I GOT THEEESE CHEEEESBURGERS...

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FaH Q NL15- May 3, 2011 at 3:20 pm

Looks a little red and puffy, what do you think?

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RwilsonR- May 3, 2011 at 3:17 pm

Hey Matt, let me show you what Luke Cummo showed me is the best use for that beer.

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MMAExpertNewb- May 3, 2011 at 3:15 pm

Pssst...a lot of what I say is stupid.

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AndyInflammatory- May 3, 2011 at 3:07 pm

Dammit who moved that penis

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MMA42- May 3, 2011 at 2:59 pm

See? I can do trout lips too. SPONSORED BY BUD LIGHT!

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Durden- May 3, 2011 at 2:57 pm

Goldberg: It's called drainage. I own everything around it... so I get everything underneath it.
Lindland: But there are no straws here. This is my Guiness. Do you understand?
Goldberg: Do you? I drink your guiness, Lindland. I drink it up. Everyday. I drink myself silly in the head on your drink Lindland.
Lindland: No!

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Turd Furgeson- May 3, 2011 at 2:49 pm

ML: Shut up Goldie, you faggot!

*kicks balls, chugs beer*

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Eyes red as Fedor- May 3, 2011 at 2:49 pm

1. "What do you think of my impression of Arianny taking pictures with fans?"

2. "Pssst Matt, I heard Dana say its open season on the Strikeforce broads now"
3. "Did you know the majority of competitors in MMA have an above average number of legs? Think about it."
4."I hit myself in the face with my Shake-weight. Is it noticeable?"
5. "You want to finish that Guinness and get on top of me because BudLight isn't paying us anything?"
6. "What bald guy's ass do I have to kiss to get a drink around here?"
7. Matt watches on judgmentally as Goldie slinks to the bathroom with a copy of Playboy.
8." Finisssh your beer Matt. It'ssss tiiime."
9. "If you watch the video you can see there was really two shooters"
10. "I'm about to meet Joe in the back to burn some reefer. I just figured I'd let you know being from Oregon and all."

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TCgrappler- May 3, 2011 at 2:47 pm

i bet ya Hendo lasts longer against Fedor than u did

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Goog- May 3, 2011 at 2:46 pm

This photo is brought to you by Harley Davidson, the only motorcycle fit to be in the octagon. Matt Lindland has had 30 professional fights in the middleweight division and is the recipient of several near career-ending knockouts. He's an Olympic wrestler, politician, and marijuana thief. Mike Goldberg is a useless d-bag with no knowledge of MMA outside what he confirms after Joe Rogan says it. Everything else is virtually identical.

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nickyroose- May 3, 2011 at 2:39 pm

I'll suck yo dick man!

(In reference to having insufficient currency for crack-cocaine)

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Turd Furgeson- May 3, 2011 at 2:38 pm

I was gonna say "Click of larger version", but CP beat me to it.

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nickyroose- May 3, 2011 at 2:37 pm

Dude, I got the good shit from Rogan.

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Turd Furgeson- May 3, 2011 at 2:34 pm

Hey Matt, how's your beer?

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LOKI- May 3, 2011 at 2:34 pm

MG: Hey Matt have you heard about string theory? Its the latest thing in cosmology.
ML: Izat the one that sayz ya should never plug a broad while shes on the rag?
MG:(horrified expression)...

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Bubbaduncan- May 3, 2011 at 2:33 pm

"Don't look now, Robbie Lawlor's over there. Ahhhh I'm just messing with you."

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Fried Taco- May 3, 2011 at 2:24 pm

C'mon Matt, just one more kiss for the camera. I'll buy you another beer!

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Bubbaduncan- May 3, 2011 at 2:23 pm

“Matt, you know damn well Chael’s a douuuuuu…” (Camera snap)

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Bubbaduncan- May 3, 2011 at 2:22 pm

"Mat,t you know damn well Chael's a douuuuuu..." (Camera snap)

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intercept440- May 3, 2011 at 2:19 pm

hey matt you ever see the jizz in the beer scene from american pie?? yea thats not foam in your guiness

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intercept440- May 3, 2011 at 2:17 pm

Dude...matt i have got a sweet idea..you me and chael will go buy some panites , well get chael to wear them, then well sell them on ebay as arrainy's .....dude well be making more cash than chael's mortgage idea

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Falamanoo- May 3, 2011 at 2:17 pm

And it's just like you mentioned earlier Matt, I dig man love buddy!

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Vera- May 3, 2011 at 2:15 pm

Matt: 'So apparantly Osama and his son were both killed!'

Goldie: 'Who ever said the Bins dont get taken out on a Monday?'

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grinch_20- May 3, 2011 at 2:15 pm

Pssst I hear you know a good money launderer?

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mmachiro- May 3, 2011 at 2:14 pm

Mike Goldberg realized it was too late when he thought he was hiring a hit on Joe Rogan, but was being "Punk'd" by Ashton Kutcher.

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intercept440- May 3, 2011 at 2:12 pm

pssst....Matt this is the lamest fucking caption picture ever..other than my stupid look theres really nuthing funny about it. i mean i guess you could make joke about you drinking dirty toilet water or something.. but there isnt much depth to that

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iSay- May 3, 2011 at 2:12 pm

(Camp voice)

"Hey Matt. It's best served chilled" *blow*

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Vera- May 3, 2011 at 2:12 pm

'Ok so I do feel a small lump over to the left but everything else seems virtually identical'

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Ballentine- May 3, 2011 at 2:11 pm

"Hey Matt, can you tell me the secret to knocking your self out? I'm having a hard time listening to myself talk lately but I'm to scared to take my own life."

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OnlyHuman- May 3, 2011 at 2:11 pm

"Alright, I raided Joe's stash and grabbed all the good shit just like you said. Are you SURE you know what you're doing?"

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Vera- May 3, 2011 at 2:08 pm

'So I heard Matt that Bin Laden filled in the Census form and posted the Fucking thing back....Imagine?'

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danomite- May 3, 2011 at 2:07 pm

deeeeeeeeeerrrrrrp!

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WuTangClan- May 3, 2011 at 2:07 pm

Shut the fuck up, LOKI.

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Uncle cestus- May 3, 2011 at 2:02 pm

Slow down, I put a roofie in it.

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MMAposeur- May 3, 2011 at 2:00 pm

Pssst, Matt... my fly is open.

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im-baked- May 3, 2011 at 1:53 pm

my balls itch

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LOKI- May 3, 2011 at 1:51 pm

Cucumber, Wire, Boat!

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LOKI- May 3, 2011 at 1:50 pm

So Matt, what the hell were you and Chael doing in the 209 because you obviously werent helping anyone with a wrestling-heavy gameplan. Tell the truth, it was the weed right? And when they stiffed ya you sent him to 10th Planet.

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Sloppyspray- May 3, 2011 at 1:46 pm

"Hey Matt, I dare you drink a glass of water from the Hudson."

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O Chan- May 3, 2011 at 1:46 pm

Don't look know, but Arianny and Britney just walked in... I think they totally dig us, bro!

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LOKI- May 3, 2011 at 1:45 pm

Yea, so hears your beer Matt, now we're agreed you wont tell Randy I stole his Affliction jacket while he was at the hospitol, right?

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Bubbaduncan- May 3, 2011 at 1:45 pm

Hey Matt... I understand you have some weed?

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Stak40- May 3, 2011 at 1:44 pm

Just a lil kiss no one looking.

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LOKI- May 3, 2011 at 1:43 pm

Hey champ, um...Mr Seagal asked me to tell you he would appreciate it if you would please stop giving him that creepy look.

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Sloppyspray- May 3, 2011 at 1:42 pm

Come at me bro.

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FightZen- May 3, 2011 at 1:41 pm

"No, really! This is how he knocked the beer off the other guy's head in Crocodile Dundee!"

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El Famous Burrito- May 3, 2011 at 1:39 pm

Whispering sweet nothings to Matt Lindland, is Mike Goldberg.

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LOKI- May 3, 2011 at 1:39 pm

Alas, the rube still wasnt drunk enough to buy Goldie's scalped tickets.

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LOKI- May 3, 2011 at 1:37 pm

Once again Matt Lindland proved that nothing and no one can cause him to spill his beer. Although in fairness Mike's birdcalls were rather impressive.

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ChiefWiggum- May 3, 2011 at 1:37 pm

Matty showing Goldie how to drink a cup full of laxatives after Goldie gave it a good try and nearly had an accident right then and there.

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Tigger74- May 3, 2011 at 1:35 pm

hey matt remember that time machida kicked randy in the face and i was all like thats just like the karate kid HAHA... man im really starting to understand this mma shit

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LOKI- May 3, 2011 at 1:32 pm

Stupid shirt people dont even know that Bigfoot lives in Florida.

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Reverend_Clint- May 3, 2011 at 1:31 pm

"Bro you ever hear of deodorant?"

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LOKI- May 3, 2011 at 1:31 pm

Yeah that Roman Craig is a crooked son of a butch!

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LOKI- May 3, 2011 at 1:29 pm

Nah Goldie, ya gotta click HERE for a larger version.

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HardKnockLife- May 3, 2011 at 1:29 pm

"So Matt, ah, I heard you know something about growing weed!?"

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LOKI- May 3, 2011 at 1:27 pm

Man can you believe those D-bags at CagePotato still havent reinstituted the edit funtion? Not only that, but they're getting spam'd all to shit!

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FightZen- May 3, 2011 at 1:26 pm

"Matt 'The Law' Lindland, is, unquestionably, the most accomplished beer drinker in the middle weight division!"

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LOKI- May 3, 2011 at 1:24 pm

Did...did you just wash down a dip?

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Fried Taco- May 3, 2011 at 1:23 pm

Machida's urine is yellow, and Couture's is black. Everything else is virtually identical.

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LOKI- May 3, 2011 at 1:23 pm

Hey Matt, um...remember when I let you borrow that 2 grand just till you got back on your feet? Well, my wife has been askin about it and it has been 3 years..s so, ya know...

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Horror Fighter- May 3, 2011 at 1:22 pm

"I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE!"

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Canadian Bacon- May 3, 2011 at 1:22 pm

"God DAMN you smell, guess its true: Lindland is one smelly ass mother fucker that never bathes"

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topdog- May 3, 2011 at 1:22 pm

Hey Matt, Rogan said you had it?

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maikelldwong- May 3, 2011 at 1:21 pm

Hey kids, want to know how beer tastes like? *****

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LOKI- May 3, 2011 at 1:21 pm

Matt, right behind you, DONT LOOK! Dont look now but Gus Johnson is giving you the sex-eye somthin' awful.

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maikelldwong- May 3, 2011 at 1:20 pm

Hey kids, want know what beer tastes like?

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Horror Fighter- May 3, 2011 at 1:20 pm

Faced with the moral conundrum of whether to finish his beer or help a stroke victim, Matt Lindland made the obvious choice.

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Jesus Frijoles- May 3, 2011 at 1:18 pm

Feelin that roofie yet sweetcakes?

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Horror Fighter- May 3, 2011 at 1:18 pm

With his camouflage coat, Goldberg was confident that he could steal Matt's beer unseen.

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Horror Fighter- May 3, 2011 at 1:17 pm

Psst...you didn't hear it from me, but Dan Henderson is totally cool with you using the Team Quest brand however you want.

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maikelldwong- May 3, 2011 at 1:17 pm

Navy Seals tested out state of the art ammunition from Canada during their raid upon the Pakistan compound. The new rounds are called full metal GSP, code name for Osama was Koshcheck.

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TrouserSnout- May 3, 2011 at 1:16 pm

Ooooh...I gotta go pee !!! Those playing the UFC drinking game take a shot now !!!

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LOKI- May 3, 2011 at 1:16 pm

Personally I wont believe its true until we see a death certificate.

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Viva Hate- May 3, 2011 at 1:16 pm

As if Matt Lindland did not have enough going on in his life up walk Mike Goldberg doing a Jersey Shore impression.

The new UFC drinking game, every time Mike Golberg acts douchey you have to take a drink. Here is a picture of Matt Lindland demonstrating.

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Stak40- May 3, 2011 at 1:16 pm

Cough

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cecils_pupils- May 3, 2011 at 1:15 pm

"They call me Goldy 'cuz I pee so much... here, gimme that Guiness Randy 'cuz I'll turn it into a black-n-tan!"

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nesbitt- May 3, 2011 at 1:15 pm

goddamn it, beaten to the punch already with an invisible straw line.

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Crap Factory- May 3, 2011 at 1:15 pm

Finding themselves out of work, former UFC employees try out for "Jersey Shore".

See what I did there? They're in Jersey, drinking, and making stupid faces.....

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Horror Fighter- May 3, 2011 at 1:15 pm

Matt Lindland's ventriloquism act always wows the crowd when he drinks as he sings The Star-Spangled Banner with his Mike Goldberg dummy.

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LOKI- May 3, 2011 at 1:14 pm

pssst...your balls are showing. BUMBLE-BEE TUNA!

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halfbreed23- May 3, 2011 at 1:14 pm

"Can you hear me now?"

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LOKI- May 3, 2011 at 1:13 pm

Hey Law Dog! Law dont go round here, Savvy?!

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LOKI- May 3, 2011 at 1:12 pm

Here we see Mike Goldberg new pitch man for Sonnenade bacne free formula.

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maikelldwong- May 3, 2011 at 1:11 pm

I enjoy my Guinness with an invisible straw.

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LOKI- May 3, 2011 at 1:10 pm

Um...Matt, did you just pick up Lyoto's Dad's cup?

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