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On May 1st, 2011, terrorist mastermind Osama Bin Laden was finally brought to justice — American-style, with a bullet to the head. Here in New York, it was like we had won the World Cup or something. Years from now, you’ll probably want to have something to remind you of this triumphant, bizarre, overwhelming moment in our country’s history. That’s where Ranger Up comes in. We’ve featured their patriotically ass-kicking shirts on this site before; now they’re releasing three brand-new designs, perfect for wearing while you’re pissing on the graves of murderers.

R.U. is giving us one shirt of each new style to pass along to you fine people. You know the deal: Check out the photo after the jump of Mike Goldberg and Matt Lindland chillin’ in New Jersey, and submit a humorous caption in the comments section by tomorrow at midnight ET. We’ll announce the winners on Thursday. Can you defeat your fellow Potato Nation members in a battle of wits? Well, let’s see what you got. For more manly apparel, check out

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  1. LOKI Says:

    Tue, 05/03/11 - 01:10

    Um...Matt, did you just pick up Lyoto's Dad's cup?
  2. maikelldwong Says:

    Tue, 05/03/11 - 01:11

    I enjoy my Guinness with an invisible straw.
  3. LOKI Says:

    Tue, 05/03/11 - 01:12

    Here we see Mike Goldberg new pitch man for Sonnenade bacne free formula.
  4. LOKI Says:

    Tue, 05/03/11 - 01:13

    Hey Law Dog! Law dont go round here, Savvy?!
  5. halfbreed23 Says:

    Tue, 05/03/11 - 01:14

    "Can you hear me now?"
  6. LOKI Says:

    Tue, 05/03/11 - 01:14

    pssst...your balls are showing. BUMBLE-BEE TUNA!
  7. Horror Fighter Says:

    Tue, 05/03/11 - 01:15

    Matt Lindland's ventriloquism act always wows the crowd when he drinks as he sings The Star-Spangled Banner with his Mike Goldberg dummy.
  8. Crap Factory Says:

    Tue, 05/03/11 - 01:15

    Finding themselves out of work, former UFC employees try out for "Jersey Shore". See what I did there? They're in Jersey, drinking, and making stupid faces.....
  9. nesbitt Says:

    Tue, 05/03/11 - 01:15

    goddamn it, beaten to the punch already with an invisible straw line.
  10. cecils_pupils Says:

    Tue, 05/03/11 - 01:15

    "They call me Goldy 'cuz I pee so much... here, gimme that Guiness Randy 'cuz I'll turn it into a black-n-tan!"
  11. Stak40 Says:

    Tue, 05/03/11 - 01:16

  12. Viva Hate Says:

    Tue, 05/03/11 - 01:16

    As if Matt Lindland did not have enough going on in his life up walk Mike Goldberg doing a Jersey Shore impression. The new UFC drinking game, every time Mike Golberg acts douchey you have to take a drink. Here is a picture of Matt Lindland demonstrating.
  13. LOKI Says:

    Tue, 05/03/11 - 01:16

    Personally I wont believe its true until we see a death certificate.
  14. TrouserSnout Says:

    Tue, 05/03/11 - 01:16

    Ooooh...I gotta go pee !!! Those playing the UFC drinking game take a shot now !!!
  15. maikelldwong Says:

    Tue, 05/03/11 - 01:17

    Navy Seals tested out state of the art ammunition from Canada during their raid upon the Pakistan compound. The new rounds are called full metal GSP, code name for Osama was Koshcheck.
  16. Horror Fighter Says:

    Tue, 05/03/11 - 01:17 didn't hear it from me, but Dan Henderson is totally cool with you using the Team Quest brand however you want.
  17. Horror Fighter Says:

    Tue, 05/03/11 - 01:18

    With his camouflage coat, Goldberg was confident that he could steal Matt's beer unseen.
  18. Jesus Frijoles Says:

    Tue, 05/03/11 - 01:18

    Feelin that roofie yet sweetcakes?
  19. Horror Fighter Says:

    Tue, 05/03/11 - 01:20

    Faced with the moral conundrum of whether to finish his beer or help a stroke victim, Matt Lindland made the obvious choice.
  20. maikelldwong Says:

    Tue, 05/03/11 - 01:20

    Hey kids, want know what beer tastes like?
  21. LOKI Says:

    Tue, 05/03/11 - 01:21

    Matt, right behind you, DONT LOOK! Dont look now but Gus Johnson is giving you the sex-eye somthin' awful.
  22. maikelldwong Says:

    Tue, 05/03/11 - 01:21

    Hey kids, want to know how beer tastes like? *****
  23. topdog Says:

    Tue, 05/03/11 - 01:22

    Hey Matt, Rogan said you had it?
  24. Canadian Bacon Says:

    Tue, 05/03/11 - 01:22

    "God DAMN you smell, guess its true: Lindland is one smelly ass mother fucker that never bathes"
  25. Horror Fighter Says:

    Tue, 05/03/11 - 01:22

  26. LOKI Says:

    Tue, 05/03/11 - 01:23

    Hey Matt, um...remember when I let you borrow that 2 grand just till you got back on your feet? Well, my wife has been askin about it and it has been 3 years..s so, ya know...
  27. Fried Taco Says:

    Tue, 05/03/11 - 01:23

    Machida's urine is yellow, and Couture's is black. Everything else is virtually identical.
  28. LOKI Says:

    Tue, 05/03/11 - 01:24

    Did...did you just wash down a dip?
  29. FightZen Says:

    Tue, 05/03/11 - 01:26

    "Matt 'The Law' Lindland, is, unquestionably, the most accomplished beer drinker in the middle weight division!"
  30. LOKI Says:

    Tue, 05/03/11 - 01:27

    Man can you believe those D-bags at CagePotato still havent reinstituted the edit funtion? Not only that, but they're getting spam'd all to shit!
  31. HardKnockLife Says:

    Tue, 05/03/11 - 01:29

    "So Matt, ah, I heard you know something about growing weed!?"
  32. LOKI Says:

    Tue, 05/03/11 - 01:29

    Nah Goldie, ya gotta click HERE for a larger version.
  33. LOKI Says:

    Tue, 05/03/11 - 01:31

    Yeah that Roman Craig is a crooked son of a butch!
  34. Reverend_Clint Says:

    Tue, 05/03/11 - 01:31

    "Bro you ever hear of deodorant?"
  35. LOKI Says:

    Tue, 05/03/11 - 01:32

    Stupid shirt people dont even know that Bigfoot lives in Florida.
  36. Tigger74 Says:

    Tue, 05/03/11 - 01:35

    hey matt remember that time machida kicked randy in the face and i was all like thats just like the karate kid HAHA... man im really starting to understand this mma shit
  37. ChiefWiggum Says:

    Tue, 05/03/11 - 01:37

    Matty showing Goldie how to drink a cup full of laxatives after Goldie gave it a good try and nearly had an accident right then and there.
  38. LOKI Says:

    Tue, 05/03/11 - 01:37

    Once again Matt Lindland proved that nothing and no one can cause him to spill his beer. Although in fairness Mike's birdcalls were rather impressive.
  39. LOKI Says:

    Tue, 05/03/11 - 01:39

    Alas, the rube still wasnt drunk enough to buy Goldie's scalped tickets.
  40. El Famous Burrito Says:

    Tue, 05/03/11 - 01:39

    Whispering sweet nothings to Matt Lindland, is Mike Goldberg.
  41. FightZen Says:

    Tue, 05/03/11 - 01:41

    "No, really! This is how he knocked the beer off the other guy's head in Crocodile Dundee!"
  42. Sloppyspray Says:

    Tue, 05/03/11 - 01:42

    Come at me bro.
  43. LOKI Says:

    Tue, 05/03/11 - 01:43

    Hey champ, um...Mr Seagal asked me to tell you he would appreciate it if you would please stop giving him that creepy look.
  44. Stak40 Says:

    Tue, 05/03/11 - 01:44

    Just a lil kiss no one looking.
  45. Bubbaduncan Says:

    Tue, 05/03/11 - 01:45

    Hey Matt... I understand you have some weed?
  46. LOKI Says:

    Tue, 05/03/11 - 01:45

    Yea, so hears your beer Matt, now we're agreed you wont tell Randy I stole his Affliction jacket while he was at the hospitol, right?
  47. O Chan Says:

    Tue, 05/03/11 - 01:46

    Don't look know, but Arianny and Britney just walked in... I think they totally dig us, bro!
  48. Sloppyspray Says:

    Tue, 05/03/11 - 01:46

    "Hey Matt, I dare you drink a glass of water from the Hudson."
  49. LOKI Says:

    Tue, 05/03/11 - 01:50

    So Matt, what the hell were you and Chael doing in the 209 because you obviously werent helping anyone with a wrestling-heavy gameplan. Tell the truth, it was the weed right? And when they stiffed ya you sent him to 10th Planet.
  50. LOKI Says:

    Tue, 05/03/11 - 01:51

    Cucumber, Wire, Boat!
  51. im-baked Says:

    Tue, 05/03/11 - 01:53

    my balls itch
  52. MMAposeur Says:

    Tue, 05/03/11 - 02:00

    Pssst, Matt... my fly is open.
  53. Uncle cestus Says:

    Tue, 05/03/11 - 02:02

    Slow down, I put a roofie in it.
  54. WuTangClan Says:

    Tue, 05/03/11 - 02:07

    Shut the fuck up, LOKI.
  55. danomite Says:

    Tue, 05/03/11 - 02:07

  56. Vera Says:

    Tue, 05/03/11 - 02:08

    'So I heard Matt that Bin Laden filled in the Census form and posted the Fucking thing back....Imagine?'
  57. OnlyHuman Says:

    Tue, 05/03/11 - 02:11

    "Alright, I raided Joe's stash and grabbed all the good shit just like you said. Are you SURE you know what you're doing?"
  58. Ballentine Says:

    Tue, 05/03/11 - 02:11

    "Hey Matt, can you tell me the secret to knocking your self out? I'm having a hard time listening to myself talk lately but I'm to scared to take my own life."
  59. Vera Says:

    Tue, 05/03/11 - 02:12

    'Ok so I do feel a small lump over to the left but everything else seems virtually identical'
  60. iSay Says:

    Tue, 05/03/11 - 02:12

    (Camp voice) "Hey Matt. It's best served chilled" *blow*
  61. intercept440 Says:

    Tue, 05/03/11 - 02:12

    pssst....Matt this is the lamest fucking caption picture ever..other than my stupid look theres really nuthing funny about it. i mean i guess you could make joke about you drinking dirty toilet water or something.. but there isnt much depth to that
  62. mmachiro Says:

    Tue, 05/03/11 - 02:14

    Mike Goldberg realized it was too late when he thought he was hiring a hit on Joe Rogan, but was being "Punk'd" by Ashton Kutcher.
  63. grinch_20 Says:

    Tue, 05/03/11 - 02:15

    Pssst I hear you know a good money launderer?
  64. Vera Says:

    Tue, 05/03/11 - 02:15

    Matt: 'So apparantly Osama and his son were both killed!' Goldie: 'Who ever said the Bins dont get taken out on a Monday?'
  65. Falamanoo Says:

    Tue, 05/03/11 - 02:17

    And it's just like you mentioned earlier Matt, I dig man love buddy!
  66. intercept440 Says:

    Tue, 05/03/11 - 02:17

    Dude...matt i have got a sweet me and chael will go buy some panites , well get chael to wear them, then well sell them on ebay as arrainy's .....dude well be making more cash than chael's mortgage idea
  67. intercept440 Says:

    Tue, 05/03/11 - 02:19

    hey matt you ever see the jizz in the beer scene from american pie?? yea thats not foam in your guiness
  68. Bubbaduncan Says:

    Tue, 05/03/11 - 02:22

    "Mat,t you know damn well Chael's a douuuuuu..." (Camera snap)
  69. Bubbaduncan Says:

    Tue, 05/03/11 - 02:23

    “Matt, you know damn well Chael’s a douuuuuu…” (Camera snap)
  70. Fried Taco Says:

    Tue, 05/03/11 - 02:24

    C'mon Matt, just one more kiss for the camera. I'll buy you another beer!
  71. Bubbaduncan Says:

    Tue, 05/03/11 - 02:33

    "Don't look now, Robbie Lawlor's over there. Ahhhh I'm just messing with you."
  72. LOKI Says:

    Tue, 05/03/11 - 02:34

    MG: Hey Matt have you heard about string theory? Its the latest thing in cosmology. ML: Izat the one that sayz ya should never plug a broad while shes on the rag? MG:(horrified expression)...
  73. Turd Furgeson Says:

    Tue, 05/03/11 - 02:34

    Hey Matt, how's your beer?
  74. nickyroose Says:

    Tue, 05/03/11 - 02:37

    Dude, I got the good shit from Rogan.
  75. Turd Furgeson Says:

    Tue, 05/03/11 - 02:38

    I was gonna say "Click of larger version", but CP beat me to it.
  76. nickyroose Says:

    Tue, 05/03/11 - 02:39

    I'll suck yo dick man! (In reference to having insufficient currency for crack-cocaine)
  77. Goog Says:

    Tue, 05/03/11 - 02:46

    This photo is brought to you by Harley Davidson, the only motorcycle fit to be in the octagon. Matt Lindland has had 30 professional fights in the middleweight division and is the recipient of several near career-ending knockouts. He's an Olympic wrestler, politician, and marijuana thief. Mike Goldberg is a useless d-bag with no knowledge of MMA outside what he confirms after Joe Rogan says it. Everything else is virtually identical.
  78. TCgrappler Says:

    Tue, 05/03/11 - 02:47

    i bet ya Hendo lasts longer against Fedor than u did
  79. Eyes red as Fedor Says:

    Tue, 05/03/11 - 02:49

    1. "What do you think of my impression of Arianny taking pictures with fans?" 2. "Pssst Matt, I heard Dana say its open season on the Strikeforce broads now" 3. "Did you know the majority of competitors in MMA have an above average number of legs? Think about it." 4."I hit myself in the face with my Shake-weight. Is it noticeable?" 5. "You want to finish that Guinness and get on top of me because BudLight isn't paying us anything?" 6. "What bald guy's ass do I have to kiss to get a drink around here?" 7. Matt watches on judgmentally as Goldie slinks to the bathroom with a copy of Playboy. 8." Finisssh your beer Matt. It'ssss tiiime." 9. "If you watch the video you can see there was really two shooters" 10. "I'm about to meet Joe in the back to burn some reefer. I just figured I'd let you know being from Oregon and all."
  80. Turd Furgeson Says:

    Tue, 05/03/11 - 02:49

    ML: Shut up Goldie, you faggot! *kicks balls, chugs beer*
  81. Durden Says:

    Tue, 05/03/11 - 02:57

    Goldberg: It's called drainage. I own everything around it... so I get everything underneath it. Lindland: But there are no straws here. This is my Guiness. Do you understand? Goldberg: Do you? I drink your guiness, Lindland. I drink it up. Everyday. I drink myself silly in the head on your drink Lindland. Lindland: No!
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    Tue, 05/03/11 - 02:59

    See? I can do trout lips too. SPONSORED BY BUD LIGHT!
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  85. AndyInflammatory Says:

    Tue, 05/03/11 - 03:07

    Dammit who moved that penis
  86. MMAExpertNewb Says:

    Tue, 05/03/11 - 03:15

    Pssst...a lot of what I say is stupid.
  87. RwilsonR Says:

    Tue, 05/03/11 - 03:17

    Hey Matt, let me show you what Luke Cummo showed me is the best use for that beer.
  88. FaH Q NL15 Says:

    Tue, 05/03/11 - 03:20

    Looks a little red and puffy, what do you think?
  89. RSparrow Says:

    Tue, 05/03/11 - 03:22

  90. Morningwood Says:

    Tue, 05/03/11 - 03:22

    Matt, have you heard about the UFC drinking game?
  91. RwilsonR Says:

    Tue, 05/03/11 - 03:23

    Uhh, Mike... why are you pissing on my shoe?
  92. monkyspunk Says:

    Tue, 05/03/11 - 03:24

    pssst. $15 for a handjob, $25 for a blowjob...$75 will take you around the world.
  93. puhalu Says:

    Tue, 05/03/11 - 03:25

    Don't let Rogan see you drinking his bong water - he was saving it for the Diaz brothers.
  94. RwilsonR Says:

    Tue, 05/03/11 - 03:27

    "You might say Matt Lindland is like the Michael Jordan of beer drinking."
  95. Meister574 Says:

    Tue, 05/03/11 - 03:35

    Lyoto, you better watch out. Randy is drinking his own piss AND shit. OR Randy, if that's your pee, you better see a doctor.
  96. Meister574 Says:

    Tue, 05/03/11 - 03:39

    Sorry, for some reason I thought that way Randy Couture. Lyoto, you may want to try this. Matt is drinking his own piss AND shit. OR Matt, if that’s your pee, you better see a doctor.
  97. FaH Q NL15 Says:

    Tue, 05/03/11 - 03:40

    Goldie- "Duuuude, there is no way arianny wins CP's "Hottest Woman in MMA", Brittney's got that shit all day Lindland- "I'll drink to that brother"
  98. RSparrow Says:

    Tue, 05/03/11 - 03:41

    @Nickyroose, Fuck, close. Didn't see ya pal.
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  101. intercept440 Says:

    Tue, 05/03/11 - 04:03

    Matt...Do i still have shit on face?
  102. intercept440 Says:

    Tue, 05/03/11 - 04:04

    you know matt i dont understand why they would call you the law.... the law always gets there man... you just seem to get knocked out.
  103. 2and0 Says:

    Tue, 05/03/11 - 04:05

    No, really this is all the wider I have to open to get his peepee in my mouth.
  104. intercept440 Says:

    Tue, 05/03/11 - 04:06

    yo matty boy..whats been cummed on ..has herpes, and see's more cock than jeena's asshole??? give up.... my face!!!!!!! heyyyyooooooo
  105. dranokills Says:

    Tue, 05/03/11 - 04:07

    pssst hey Matt, some of these douchebags looking at you just said you look like Randy Couture......I'll hold your beer.
  106. Trouser Snake Says:

    Tue, 05/03/11 - 04:11

    "Hey Matt, Diaz is gonna sell me a half for $110, Joe will do it for a hundy. What can you do for me?"
  107. bgloyd91 Says:

    Tue, 05/03/11 - 04:15

    Mike: "AND WE ARE LIVE!" Matt: dude, we're not on TV Mike: yeah i know, im just making small talk.."VICIOUS CHUGGING POWER"
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  109. irish brawler Says:

    Tue, 05/03/11 - 04:29

    "psst matt, thats not guiness... its bong water"
  110. Sho Nuff Says:

    Tue, 05/03/11 - 04:30

    I told you already, Goldie, I need a few more beers in me first...
  111. Viva Hate Says:

    Tue, 05/03/11 - 04:31

    MG: Dude, come on! How high were you when you knocked yourself out against Vitale? Come on man, dude this one time I got so high I listened to "Fight to Love Me" three consecutive times before I remember how bad it sucked.
  112. Falamanoo Says:

    Tue, 05/03/11 - 04:33

    And it's like we were discussing earlier Matt, all he keeps saying is 'nice leg kick'
  113. RwilsonR Says:

    Tue, 05/03/11 - 04:36

    "Hey Matt, want to see what's on a meteoric rise right now? I'll give you a hint... it's in my pants."
  114. RwilsonR Says:

    Tue, 05/03/11 - 04:56

    Yet another party-goer is not amused at Mike Goldberg's question if they would like to experience a "Goldie"-shower.
  115. RwilsonR Says:

    Tue, 05/03/11 - 05:03

    "Okay, okay, Matt... so I guess you did know what a teep was after all."
  116. RSparrow Says:

    Tue, 05/03/11 - 05:04

    "You and Randy's ears are virtually, identical"
  117. grinch_20 Says:

    Tue, 05/03/11 - 05:06

    Bro seriously! Wheres the new shed??
  118. bitteralex Says:

    Tue, 05/03/11 - 05:20

    You said Bruce Buffer was going to be here!
  119. DBOYOOO Says:

    Tue, 05/03/11 - 05:23

    linland: "yea goldie, i remember my first beer."
  120. RwilsonR Says:

    Tue, 05/03/11 - 05:28

    "I know what you're thinking - mighty ball mighty ball DEEP DEEP DEEP."
  121. mdc_4 Says:

    Tue, 05/03/11 - 05:42

    Goldie: "Did you know Jesus was a Jew?"
  122. Canseco_MMA Says:

    Tue, 05/03/11 - 05:49

    Goldberg: "let's get fucked up and go shit bomb segals hotel room" Linland: "well, I'd usually say no, but I do have an exceptional amount of hair grease today, so I'm in"......
  123. GILL-uh-TEEN Says:

    Tue, 05/03/11 - 05:53

    I don't think that's what Randy meant when he said 'blow me'.
  124. Meaot Says:

    Tue, 05/03/11 - 05:57

    "Damn Matt, Goldstein is lookin FINE these days... I know Dana said he was jockin' on Arianny like a perv, but I'm tellin' you - I am gonna TAP that!"
  125. Squirrel Says:

    Tue, 05/03/11 - 06:07

    American Pie, remember that? Yeah, they got that shit from me! Shitbreak!!!
  126. the beagle Says:

    Tue, 05/03/11 - 06:12

    Hey Matt, do you remember when you were actually relevant in MMA? Yeah me neither...
  127. oreo-_-assassin Says:

    Tue, 05/03/11 - 06:28

    OSAMA BIN LADEN 40298 kills 1 death biggest f**king camper
  128. fatbellyfrank Says:

    Tue, 05/03/11 - 06:36

    Goldie " Can I be your little snooki?" Matt ' Fuck off ya fag, I'm on drinkin time"
  129. fedorsbelly Says:

    Tue, 05/03/11 - 06:40

    Goldie: "with business aside, you know i can put your ass to sleep, so tell me the truth, did you bring five of six pot plants back..." Matt: "*gulp..."
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    Tue, 05/03/11 - 06:49

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  131. FowlBeast Says:

    Tue, 05/03/11 - 06:54

    Psst......Bravo & Rogan wanna know if you can score a dub?
  132. RwilsonR Says:

    Tue, 05/03/11 - 06:55

    "Yeah, it's crazy how things work out, huh Matt? Looking back, who would've thought that I would be the one still employed by the UFC and you would be the jobless, washed up loser."
  133. FowlBeast Says:

    Tue, 05/03/11 - 06:59

    Who's the cracker in the middle given them given tuggies?
  134. J. Spaceman Says:

    Tue, 05/03/11 - 07:09

    Lindland taking a book out of Chuck's chapter.
  135. Smitty Says:

    Tue, 05/03/11 - 07:13

    Goldberg lowered the bong, and held the hit JUST in time to NOT get caught by the camera.
  136. Rich82 Says:

    Tue, 05/03/11 - 07:16

    Hey Matt, Joe Rogan put his balls in your drink...Let me have a taste.
  137. Smitty Says:

    Tue, 05/03/11 - 07:18

    "C'mon Matt, you member the ying yang twins!!!.....whistle while you twerk................."
  138. J. Spaceman Says:

    Tue, 05/03/11 - 07:21

    If your last name was Johnson, the nickname "The Law" would make no sense.
  139. RwilsonR Says:

    Tue, 05/03/11 - 07:22

    "So then I said to Joe, 'Holy shit, did you see what Lawler did to that guy?!!' I thought you were fucking dead, man! So good to see you back on your feet again. Glad you could make it out tonight."
  140. Maine Blazer Says:

    Tue, 05/03/11 - 07:23

    Goldie, G-Goldie, you're drunk. You're drunk Goldie, gim-gimme your keys. Goldie. Gimme, gimme your keys.
  141. Ballkick Says:

    Tue, 05/03/11 - 07:35

    Ok Matt one more time, this is how it's gonna go,......I sing, Roll roll roll a joint,......pass it down the line,..... then you sing,......Take a toke, hold the smoke,.....and blow your fucking mind.
  142. BigHeathenMike Says:

    Tue, 05/03/11 - 07:36

    Goldie goes MythBuster to the test the possible urban legend of Guiness going from mouth to nipple in the male homo sapien.
  143. RwilsonR Says:

    Tue, 05/03/11 - 07:36

    "...and then I said to Lee Murray, 'No, YOU go tell him he looks like a bald monkey.' So we did rock/paper/scissors, and well... here I am."
  144. Nut Puncher 9000 Says:

    Tue, 05/03/11 - 07:38

    I dipped my nuts in your guinness.
  145. Nut Puncher 9000 Says:

    Tue, 05/03/11 - 07:40

    So the original joke was on me that they hid my teeth in your beer...
  146. Smitty Says:

    Tue, 05/03/11 - 07:41

  147. The Highest Primate Says:

    Tue, 05/03/11 - 07:45

    "Hey Matt, I mean Randy, I mean Matt, Randy? whatever i just totally pissed on your shoe"
  148. Viva Hate Says:

    Tue, 05/03/11 - 07:50

    Goldberg: Duuuuuude, so not true, it's only gay if we make eye contact.
  149. Smitty Says:

    Tue, 05/03/11 - 07:51

    Hey Matt....Matt......look at THIS mufucka!
  150. Nut Puncher 9000 Says:

    Tue, 05/03/11 - 07:51

    The Law became The Lawford after Joe Rogan went Awog...
  151. Eyes red as Fedor Says:

    Tue, 05/03/11 - 07:53

    "So I saw Edith the other night. Does this look like a cold sore?"
  152. Nut Puncher 9000 Says:

    Tue, 05/03/11 - 07:57

    and finally... The moment of realization just before beerjangling became weedjangling.
  153. DangadaDang Says:

    Tue, 05/03/11 - 08:21

    "Matt, thats not Cola, that's my urine" "You are not well"
  154. Bunk Says:

    Tue, 05/03/11 - 08:26

    BABA BOOEY! BABA BOOEY! Howard Sterns penis!
  155. DangadaDang Says:

    Tue, 05/03/11 - 08:26

    One thing thats amazing about Guinness beer is that its hoppiness is so...hoppy
  156. DangadaDang Says:

    Tue, 05/03/11 - 08:29

    Thats the highest Matt has held his hands in the past 5 years.
  157. DangadaDang Says:

    Tue, 05/03/11 - 08:31

    "Yo Lindland I was over at Hooters with Hughes and some serious shit just went down..."
  158. Ruke Doufus Says:

    Tue, 05/03/11 - 08:34

    "So listen, I'm sure I can get you back into the UFC. Just wear this "Free Cage Potato" shirt. Yeah, don't worry they're not affliated with any online casinos. Here, I'll hold your beer while you change."
  159. HabitualLineStepper Says:

    Tue, 05/03/11 - 08:55

    Linland: You got some money or not? Goldberg: Come on, man. You know I'm a little short. Hook me up, man. Linland: N****, hook you up? Fuck outta here. Goldberg: Man, I got these cheeseburgers. They some double cheeseburgers. Lindlan: N****, I just ate. I just ate. If you ain't got no money, you just assed out. Goldberg: Come on, man. I'll suck your dick, man. Lindland: The fuck you just say? Goldberg: I said I'll suck your dick, man. Come on now.
  160. TheRealMrBeefy Says:

    Tue, 05/03/11 - 09:01

    "I'm so CLASSY it's against the LAW..."
  161. chrismw Says:

    Tue, 05/03/11 - 09:05

    Mike Goldberg, officially requires two more beers than a fat chick to fuck.
  162. Sabado Gigante Says:

    Tue, 05/03/11 - 09:11

    It's only weird if you make it weird...
  163. Sabado Gigante Says:

    Tue, 05/03/11 - 09:30

    "I just really fucking love Kids Bop ok?!" -Goldie
  164. GastaAlpha1138 Says:

    Tue, 05/03/11 - 09:32

    Matt! Matt! Matt! The wallpaper in the bathroom! The snozberries taste like snozberries!
  165. Buster Hyman Says:

    Tue, 05/03/11 - 09:46

    no you exhale afffter you chug the beer, and yes it is the strawberry blend i was telling you about
  166. HabitualLineStepper Says:

    Tue, 05/03/11 - 10:11

    Yo Matt, we should probably get out of here because I just took an upper-decker in the bathroom and switched the labels on the prescription pills. Man they are going to lose their shit.
  167. MyDogAteKarma Says:

    Tue, 05/03/11 - 10:23

    Man, I got these cheeseburgers. They some double cheeseburgers....
  168. RwilsonR Says:

    Tue, 05/03/11 - 10:38

    Pull my finger.
  169. XxStifflerxX Says:

    Tue, 05/03/11 - 10:52

    "Mike Goldberg and Matt Lindland testing a new and improved formula of piss to defeat Machida! A mixture of Fedor and Randy's pee!" *Top That Machida!*
  170. Eyes red as Fedor Says:

    Tue, 05/03/11 - 11:10

    "Randy Couture, you're my hero! Oh, it's you Matt Lindland. Nevermind then, this is awkward." "Me and Chandella were about to go hit some 'cough medicine'. You want in Matt?"
  171. johnhayte Says:

    Tue, 05/03/11 - 11:23

    Hey Joe, what did Bin Laden and Matt Lindland have in common during their respective careers? Both took too many shots to the head.
  172. Chri534. Says:

    Tue, 05/03/11 - 11:29

    I got these cheeseburgers man. Please man...I'll suck yo-
  173. Chri534. Says:

    Tue, 05/03/11 - 11:38

    (I left out part^) [Mike Goldberg trying to get in the bathroom in front of Matt Lindland] I got these cheeseburgers man. Please man...I'll suck yo-
  174. Buff Frank Mir Says:

    Tue, 05/03/11 - 11:40

    "Tell me again, how the UFC screwed you?"
  175. Buff Frank Mir Says:

    Tue, 05/03/11 - 11:43

    "you tell him FREE CAGEPOTATO, this merger ain't getting you back in"
  176. Buff Frank Mir Says:

    Tue, 05/03/11 - 11:57

    "remember when I punked Rogan in the post fight interview? ...kinda regret it now"
  177. Casa de los pantelones Says:

    Tue, 05/03/11 - 11:59

    "Matt, Jesus Christ dude...this is a modified train we're running on this guy, can you at least pretend to enjoy it? I forgot his name, but I'll just call him McDonald's because I'm freakin' lovin' it"
  178. DARKHORSE06 Says:

    Wed, 05/04/11 - 01:26

    Pssst Matt, hey Matt, I frost my pubes.
  179. Naked Rear Poke Says:

    Wed, 05/04/11 - 01:30

    MG: Now, try not to look too shocked because I know he's a LOT shorter in real life, but he's a huge fan of yours. Matt, meet Eminem!
  180. Naked Rear Poke Says:

    Wed, 05/04/11 - 01:30

    MG: Matt, as you are a former employee of our great company I feel I should look out for you in at least some small way. Now, I know this isn't the most classy establishment, and I'm even cool with the blonde midget gentleman giving you head and everything, but there's a guy right there with an iphone and I think he's about to take a pho...GODDAMNIT!
  181. Naked Rear Poke Says:

    Wed, 05/04/11 - 01:31

    MG: Hey Matt, do you think this necklace makes me look less like someone with the surname 'Goldberg'?
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    Wed, 05/04/11 - 02:00

    MG: Sooo, what's a girl gotta do to become the Queen of Lindland? Where IS Lindland anyway?? I'm so drunk. I'm sorry Matt! I just really thought we had a good connection, ya know? What would a handsome guy like you want with a leathery old tart like me anyways?! (punches own face) STUPID! STUPID! STUPID!
  184. submission_via_nutsack_choke Says:

    Wed, 05/04/11 - 03:30

    "Dudes a MALE NURSE!" Mike Goldberg ( I live in Denmark but I tell you what CP, I'll even give you the address I'm staying at In New York in June so when I win, you'll save on postage. I know , I know it's a big request but FUCK it, you'll do it RIGHT? Can, I be anymore helpful ? Plus i PROMISE to wear the bin laden shirt while I'm in NY.I put faith in other CP users to support me.......) here comes the abuse.
  185. Jason Moles Says:

    Wed, 05/04/11 - 04:36

    Wanna see me do play-by-play on slow mo?
  186. Biff Tannen Says:

    Wed, 05/04/11 - 05:09

    "Dude, you're getting a Dell."
  187. Biff Tannen Says:

    Wed, 05/04/11 - 05:12

    "Saw the hematoma on Mark Hominick and I pants."
  188. Miradotheblack Says:

    Wed, 05/04/11 - 05:24

    *Drunken Whisper* Soooooo. I said , Donna! This potato is messing with yanni, We need to bake it and stuff. He was all like I HATE PRINGLES!!
  189. shhendri Says:

    Wed, 05/04/11 - 05:24

    After the brilliance of Guinness, all other beers are virtually identical....(psst...Matt, I don't know what the word virtually actually means...shhh...promise not to tell?)
  190. LOKI Says:

    Wed, 05/04/11 - 05:47

    ziggy saki ziggy saki hoy hoy hoy!
  191. LOKI Says:

    Wed, 05/04/11 - 05:51

    Since Goldie missed weight, Matt figured he didnt need to deprive himself anymore.
  192. LOKI Says:

    Wed, 05/04/11 - 05:59

    Mike 'Goldie' Goldberg: Acorn sized bladder, IQ of 89, explosive enthusiasm, radiation-proof spray tan. Matt 'The Law' Lindland: Paper mache chin, heavy drinker, loves the night-life, likes to boogie.
  193. PorkandBeans Says:

    Wed, 05/04/11 - 06:21

    Don't worry Matt, Dana banned Cagepotato to.
  194. LOKI Says:

    Wed, 05/04/11 - 06:29

    Excuse me sir, but you must understand that we have a very strict dress code here at Jumbo's Clown Room and I'm affraid if you dont have a collerd shirt and a quite frankly, a bath I'm going to have to ask you to leave.
  195. artigale Says:

    Wed, 05/04/11 - 06:36

    Psssst....Gonzalo Aldana Gamboa said you are the man to talk to about some product. Joe is in too...
  196. djp1988 Says:

    Wed, 05/04/11 - 06:37

    Pictured: (From Left) Mike Goldberg having a stroke, Matt Lindland not giving a shit.
  197. MaxTheLimit Says:

    Wed, 05/04/11 - 06:58

    Matt Lindland being Matt Lindland. Sack punching UFC announcers, and drinkin' stout. What of it bitches?
  198. BossNasty Says:

    Wed, 05/04/11 - 06:58

    Hey, can you drink that somewhere else? I'm trying to get some head and I can't climax with you staring at me.
  199. wiv-honors Says:

    Wed, 05/04/11 - 07:02

    " yea, I just wanted to let you know that your beer drinking precision is just..really precise."
  200. ximboredofyoux Says:

    Wed, 05/04/11 - 08:03

    "hey lindland, im going to drink your milkeshake!"
  201. RwilsonR Says:

    Wed, 05/04/11 - 08:36

    "Matt... psst... hey, Matt. Wanna know a secret? I just sharted."
  202. MaxS Says:

    Wed, 05/04/11 - 08:50

    Every time Goldberg and Linland get together, they always want to do their ventriloquist act.
  203. brade1584 Says:

    Wed, 05/04/11 - 09:18

    So just tap your foot under the stall twice .. oh, and the safe word is Goldy. See you in there big boy.
  204. LOKI Says:

    Wed, 05/04/11 - 09:44

    MG: Hey Matt, knock knock. ML: Whos there? MG: An interupting cow. ML: An inter...MG: Mooooooo!
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    Wed, 05/04/11 - 10:44

    "Scuuse me, Scuuse me sir... SIR! Man me and my wife.. man we live under da freeway man, if you could just..."
  208. PorkandBeans Says:

    Wed, 05/04/11 - 11:00

    Slow down on that beer Matt! The drinks are free and I bet Rogan you would actually make it to the second round for once.
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    Wed, 05/04/11 - 11:37

    "just two more and you'll finally get your title shot!"
  213. Buff Frank Mir Says:

    Wed, 05/04/11 - 11:40

    Lindland trying not to think about what could have been if Fedor didn't grab that top rope.
  214. Nut Puncher 9000 Says:

    Wed, 05/04/11 - 12:12

    Mike: You ever seen the inside of the octagon ON WEED???
  215. MaxS Says:

    Wed, 05/04/11 - 12:24

    Dude! Once it hits the lips...its sooooo goood!
  216. EL TERRIBLE Says:

    Wed, 05/04/11 - 12:26

    "Matt, I just had like 20,000 kiwi-starwberry wine coolers......have you seen Buffer???"
  217. EL TERRIBLE Says:

    Wed, 05/04/11 - 12:28

    "Mikey want smooosh smoosh!!!!!"
  218. shut up a you face Says:

    Wed, 05/04/11 - 02:18

    I don't dink brass monkey I like to be funky Nick name Mikey G yo 8 ball junkie....
  219. shut up a you face Says:

    Wed, 05/04/11 - 02:18

    I don’t drink brass monkey I like to be funky Nick name Mikey G yo 8 ball junkie….
  220. mmachiro Says:

    Wed, 05/04/11 - 02:21

    "*Ahem*....Dufus says what?"
  221. MattHamillertime Says:

    Wed, 05/04/11 - 03:19

    "Hey Matt, Me and Rogan are about to burn one at the Moon Tower, You In?"
  222. MattHamillertime Says:

    Wed, 05/04/11 - 03:22

    Goldie: Shhh , dont tell anyone Matt, but im the one who killed Bin Laden.
  223. MattHamillertime Says:

    Wed, 05/04/11 - 03:58

    "Yo Matt, You see that Classy blonde over there, she reigns supreme, those cans are virtually identical, and its starting to give me a meteoric rise."
  224. MonsterMaulingAss Says:

    Wed, 05/04/11 - 04:08

    "Back off goldy, i aint joe rogan i dont want you within 3 inches of my face."
  225. J. Spaceman Says:

    Wed, 05/04/11 - 07:26

    Okay, so these two black guys walk into a bar...
  226. jalan1228 Says:

    Wed, 05/04/11 - 07:51

    Hey Lindland, have you ever seen St. Pierre fight?.......... on weed!!!
  227. jalan1228 Says:

    Wed, 05/04/11 - 07:52

    Act casual I think someone may be watching us.
  228. jalan1228 Says:

    Wed, 05/04/11 - 07:53

    Goldberg you've got bird lips a real man chugs a beer like this
  229. jalan1228 Says:

    Wed, 05/04/11 - 07:55

    Goldberg: "Matt can I kiss you" Lindland: "I'm was too sober for this."
  230. jalan1228 Says:

    Wed, 05/04/11 - 07:57

    Oh sh*t, thought I had to fart and I sh*t my pants
  231. jalan1228 Says:

    Wed, 05/04/11 - 07:58

    Don't tell Tiki but I hit A.C. with my "O" face!!!
  232. Truth17 Says:

    Wed, 05/04/11 - 08:43

    "so after i came inside her, i leaned really close to her ear and whispered: it is allllll overrrr"
  233. HabitualLineStepper Says:

    Wed, 05/04/11 - 08:53

    Psst, hey Matt. No homo, but under this light... you kinda you like Captain America himself. Man I love that guy.
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    Wed, 05/04/11 - 11:45

    Hey Matt, how many more beers before I can take that pretty little ear of yours home with me tonight?
  235. Dr. Spoon Says:

    Thu, 05/05/11 - 12:13

    Since were in Jersey, I'll be The Situation and your ear can be JWOWW. Whadda say?
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