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Caption Contest: Say Farewell to Bin Laden With These New Shirts From Ranger Up


(Above: The Waldo. Below: The Navy SEAL Bin Laden shirt, and the “We Will Not Fail” shirt. Click the links to learn more and see rear-views.)

On May 1st, 2011, terrorist mastermind Osama Bin Laden was finally brought to justice — American-style, with a bullet to the head. Here in New York, it was like we had won the World Cup or something. Years from now, you’ll probably want to have something to remind you of this triumphant, bizarre, overwhelming moment in our country’s history. That’s where Ranger Up comes in. We’ve featured their patriotically ass-kicking shirts on this site before; now they’re releasing three brand-new designs, perfect for wearing while you’re pissing on the graves of murderers.

R.U. is giving us one shirt of each new style to pass along to you fine people. You know the deal: Check out the photo after the jump of Mike Goldberg and Matt Lindland chillin’ in New Jersey, and submit a humorous caption in the comments section by tomorrow at midnight ET. We’ll announce the winners on Thursday. Can you defeat your fellow Potato Nation members in a battle of wits? Well, let’s see what you got. For more manly apparel, check out RangerUp.com.


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Dr. Spoon- May 5, 2011 at 12:13 am
Since were in Jersey, I'll be The Situation and your ear can be JWOWW. Whadda say?
Dr. Spoon- May 4, 2011 at 11:45 pm
Hey Matt, how many more beers before I can take that pretty little ear of yours home with me tonight?
HabitualLineStepper- May 4, 2011 at 8:53 pm
Psst, hey Matt. No homo, but under this light... you kinda you like Captain America himself. Man I love that guy.
Truth17- May 4, 2011 at 8:43 pm
"so after i came inside her, i leaned really close to her ear and whispered: it is allllll overrrr"
jalan1228- May 4, 2011 at 7:58 pm
Don't tell Tiki but I hit A.C. with my "O" face!!!
jalan1228- May 4, 2011 at 7:57 pm
Oh sh*t, thought I had to fart and I sh*t my pants
jalan1228- May 4, 2011 at 7:55 pm
Goldberg: "Matt can I kiss you"
Lindland: "I'm was too sober for this."
jalan1228- May 4, 2011 at 7:53 pm
Goldberg you've got bird lips a real man chugs a beer like this
jalan1228- May 4, 2011 at 7:52 pm
Act casual I think someone may be watching us.
jalan1228- May 4, 2011 at 7:51 pm
Hey Lindland, have you ever seen St. Pierre fight?.......... on weed!!!
J. Spaceman- May 4, 2011 at 7:26 pm
Okay, so these two black guys walk into a bar...
MonsterMaulingAss- May 4, 2011 at 4:08 pm
"Back off goldy, i aint joe rogan i dont want you within 3 inches of my face."
MattHamillertime- May 4, 2011 at 3:58 pm
"Yo Matt, You see that Classy blonde over there, she reigns supreme, those cans are virtually identical, and its starting to give me a meteoric rise."
MattHamillertime- May 4, 2011 at 3:22 pm
Goldie: Shhh , dont tell anyone Matt, but im the one who killed Bin Laden.
MattHamillertime- May 4, 2011 at 3:19 pm
"Hey Matt, Me and Rogan are about to burn one at the Moon Tower, You In?"
mmachiro- May 4, 2011 at 2:21 pm
"*Ahem*....Dufus says what?"
shut up a you face- May 4, 2011 at 2:18 pm
I don’t drink brass monkey
I like to be funky
Nick name Mikey G yo 8 ball junkie….
shut up a you face- May 4, 2011 at 2:18 pm
I don't dink brass monkey
I like to be funky
Nick name Mikey G yo 8 ball junkie....
EL TERRIBLE- May 4, 2011 at 12:28 pm
"Mikey want smooosh smoosh!!!!!"
EL TERRIBLE- May 4, 2011 at 12:26 pm
"Matt, I just had like 20,000 kiwi-starwberry wine coolers......have you seen Buffer???"
MaxS- May 4, 2011 at 12:24 pm
Dude! Once it hits the lips...its sooooo goood!
Nut Puncher 9000- May 4, 2011 at 12:12 pm
Mike: You ever seen the inside of the octagon ON WEED???
Buff Frank Mir- May 4, 2011 at 11:40 am
Lindland trying not to think about what could have been if Fedor didn't grab that top rope.
Buff Frank Mir- May 4, 2011 at 11:37 am
"just two more and you'll finally get your title shot!"
PorkandBeans- May 4, 2011 at 11:00 am
Slow down on that beer Matt! The drinks are free and I bet Rogan you would actually make it to the second round for once.
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