Looks like more than just CB Dollaway’s ego was deflated!

This is what happens when you need to make weight for a fight and Chuck Liddell locks you in the sauna. Let that be a lesson.

i guess Amir doesn’t mind when a midget vomits on his shirt

A high kick to the nuts will knock that smile off your face…time out…let me do some stretching.

Jose Aguilar: Oh shit, dawg! You shrunk Dana White with your mind, dawg! Just like Hitler, dawg! Straight up Stephen King shit, dawg!

Amir Sadollah vs. Brock Lesnar’s last crap

“You know, Amir, in some parts of the world midgets are considered a delicacy!” – Verne Troyer

Amir: Get in my octagon!!!!!

Keith Jardine returns to fight at a lower weight class after his devastating loss to Silva.

amir sadollah takes on sean sherk after sherk decides steriods arnt the way to do…

Amir poses with the newest member from the TAPOUT crew……..babydick

Watch out Gary Coleman and Emmanuel Lewis I’m coming for that 3 foot 9 in. Title. Don’t tell me I can’t do it because I will!

UFC sues CagePotato for leaking the proof that Jose Aguilar actually did impregnate Junie Browning during the filming of tuf 8.

Amir Sabdollah and Gabe Rudiger’s colonoscopy discharge ham it up for the camera.

And next up for Amir will be Sean Sherk who continues to claim he is clean and did not take steroids…

Royce&
Ken&
Dan&
Randy&
Mark&
Verne.

VT: I’m about to make you holla for yo fatha Sodallah.

AS: Bring it fetus-boy.

Since Jesse Taylor kicked a window out of a limousine, you have to fight someone who pees his pants cuz he can’t reach the urinal

Size dosen’t matter

Dammit, I knew I shouldn’t have listed “wrestling with my blue veiner” in the “hobbies” section of the TUF application…..

Verne Troyer… A fight that even KJ Noons would take. Maybe.

UFC 100 Amir Sadollah vs a “real” Cage Potato

Mini Me likes chocolat … Amir doesnt

Prive! ….. its like freaking catnip for Ulitmate Fighters

Amir, do you want to take over the world, Do you want to take over the F**king World

Judging by the look on Amir’s face, Vern has just proven that its not the amount of dynamite that counts, its the length of the fuse that makes a man

Ladies and Gentlemen!!!!!! Amir’s next opponent…….. Verne Troyer. Who says the UFC pampers their fighters???

Ladies and Gentlemen!!!!!! Amir’s next opponent…….. Verne Troyer. Who says the UFC pampers their fighter???

If Verne loses this, he should really consider a drop to 15 lbs.

Tito hires Jenna’s dietician…seeks new weight class.

Damn Verne Troyer looks all cracked out, I know hes a super tiny midget and midgets are already kinda fuked up lookin, but he looks hes been hittin that snow white hardcore.

Amir: Hollah for Sodallah!
Verne: Hollah for Sodallah?…more like I just fisted yo mothah!

Amiracle…Butterbean gives birth!!!

Amiracle…butterbean give birth!

Amir spots Tito Ortiz trying to sneak back into the UFC at a different weight class

Why didn’t John McCarthy tell Verne Troyer’s mother not to hit to the back of the head?

Wow, Chuck is taking his loss badly!

Ok…first one to shit their pants wins…ready…go!

Sadollah says: hey anyone seen my other nut…ya know, the not so fiesty one?

hey does the winner have to pass a piss test?

The Ultimate Fighter 8 posing with the one man who made more of a jackass of himself on reality television than Jesse Taylor.

amir: ” ahh, look at him, hes really trying to pose like a fighter, i was just kidding but…”

“An avid Ernest fan, Amir couldn’t pass at the chance to say “Hey Vern.”

My votes so far:

shutupandfight – Thunderdome references are always winners. Too bad it took you so many tries to get to your best one. “Two men enter…”

Sam – I laughed ’till my soda came out my nose when I read yours. Think that’s the funniest, hands down.

JoshLikesCagePotato – Solid (the leprechaun one)

Machine – If you could do it in a Joe Rogan voice…classic.

I don’t know karate but I know run your toe over with my wheelchair.

Don’t make me make you kick my ass!

Hey man, I might be tiny but I’m mighty.

Amir takes it in stride as he he meets the fellow coach of the upcoming season of TUF 9.

Dana White finally convinced GSP to have himself shrunk down to make his fights a little more fair.

That’s the ugliest fukin baby i’ve ever seen.

please forgive me Lord…and all the pigmies in New Gunea.

Amir Sadollah vs George St. Pierre (Before the steroids)

Two men enter one man leave…two men enter one man leave.

Auditioning for the remake of Mad Max- Under the Golden Dome…Blaster Sadollah and Master Troyer…no whistling on the set.

After months of trying to make “the Noons fight” happen (don’t be scared homey). Troyer begrudgingly accepts the Sadollah bout.

(Oh my god that’s SO topical. It’s ripped right out of today’s headlines! I feel like Jay Leno only with a bigger dick and slightly smaller balls. I’m going to take off the shirt I’m wearing and go sit cross-legged in front of my door to wait for my new shirt to arrive!)

Let’s doooo this…how bout a catch weight of 72 pounds?

The powerful “Stevia” lobby force Dana’s hand into giving Dan Quinn the first shot at Amir.

“I’m sorry, I didn’t catch your gnome. You are a midget. WAR SADOLLAHHHHHH!!!!”

Amir, you had me at armbar… had me at armbar

“I dont think amir realizes what hes getting himself into”

“Amir sheds his underdog status.”

“Wow Vern, you’re so small I could use you as a dildo…oh, wait a tic…”

TAP the baby…
No TAPPING the baby

“How high am I??? I am seriously about to punch a leprechaun!”

1. Vern: Want to fight?
Amir: Yeah, why don’t you stick your head up my butt and fight for air. Troll.
Vern: Seriously? Cuz I could probably make that happen.
Amir: ?

2. Vern: Hey do you have a match?
Amir: Yeah, your face and the dry-docker I just pinched off in the men’s room.
Vern: You’re a dick

3. Amir Sadollah and Vern Troyer celebrating after Amir’s submission victory over C.B. Dalloway. Sadollah’s after-party was held at a local Chuck E. Cheese.*

*It should be noted that CB Dollaway’s mouth looks like an over-fucked vagina.

4. There’s only one thing Amir hates more than midgets…..himself.

5. Shortly after this picture was taken Troyer sneezed, setting off Sadollah’s cat-like reflexes, causing the ultimate fighter to punch the balls right of the half pint. Troyer was later found with his upper body wedged into the drop ceiling. When asked for comment Sadollah stated: “Who gives a fuck, he’s not even a real person.”

6. Get your filthy paws off me you damn dirty dwarf!

7. Security: Allright, who brought the Chucky doll?

8. This is the last known picture taken of Vern Troyer. Shortly after this photo was taken Troyer had the misfortune of running into Clay Guida’s brother in the bathroom were he was reportedly eaten with mayo on rye. When asked for comment Jason stated: “He was delicious.”

9. Amir: Who’s my widdle buddy? Look at you, you’re so adorable I just want to punt you across the room!
Vern: You’re an ass.

10. Amir: Holy shit! Look who it is! Hey man can I get your autograph?
Vern: Sure.
Amir: Awesome! I loved you in Total Recall! Hey how’d they get you in that dude’s stomach?
Vern: Dick.

11. In order to make weight for his next fight an unknown Brazilian fighter had a 20 pound chunk of colon removed. Now it walks around calling itself Vern.

I was about to order a shirt. Then I saw that they don’t ship outside of the US. Too bad.

“Dude, I shrunk Dana White with my MIND!”

Someone go and call KJ Noons; we’ve got the perfect opponent for him right here.

“You can’t hit me I have AIDS!!!”

I´m the demon that was sitting on Rampages when he did NOT crash and especially did NOT cause mayhem with his little shopping cart.

Shortly after posting this caption contest, BenJewmin realized that having fixed the commenting errors may have ruined his weekend. He has since hired TUF Guy to invite all commentators to Chicago where he will ::punch self into kidney::, effectively eliminating the need to read the comments and actually give away shirts.

BenJewmin will then report the shirts as a loss, share the shirts with BF, reinstate the programming errors on the site and await new Break passerby to befriend the CP.

Sounds a bit like the Matrix…

My caption:

“I really can’t think of anything witty to say after 232 othersposts. I just really want that shirt, and I’m too cheap to buy it.”

“Hey Amir, are you sure we are fighting at babyweight”

Mini Me, you defeat me.

GET IN MY BELLY!

Amir admits his first hand picked opponent just might not be on his level.

“that’s not how you make a fist you retard.”

You think I’m scary now? Put me in my Rascal and I’ll show you my spinning back fist!

amir: ” come on Verne, lets take a cool pic so that 5 cagepotato readers can win the ugliest shirt ever!”

And in this corner, weighing 58 and a half pounds, Verne, Mini-Me Troyyyyeeeer!

“Verne Troyer’s got a serious reach issue against Sadollah Joe.”
“He’s got CRAZY jiu-jitsu skills though, I’ve rolled with this guy, you have to be really careful but he’s incredible!”
“He’s the Muggsy Moggs of BJJ.”
“No, just no.”
“Sadollah’s got Troyer in trouble! Dan Mirigolotta is texting his wife about the DVR!”
“Omaplata! Amir is in serious trouble! He’s out.”
“Close call Joe.”

UFC 95 ” Amir Sadollah Vs. Chuck Liddell’s cock”

“I thought you’d be bigger.”

Mini Me Didnt TAP

I shall call him…. MINI-AMIR

The lollipop king wants his tribute!

“The face off for Amir’s next fight proving that no talent came out of TUF 7″

Amir couldn’t triangle choke the bugga for fear of statutory rape charges

Someone once told me you if you punch a leprechaun he gives you a pot of gold.

“Ripleys dog….Barnum dog, and Bailey doggg, thats who I belong with!
Straight up dwarf DOG, for real straight up midget……you just don’t know dog!”

Following the success of TUF 9, UK vs USA, Zuffa sets up TUF 10, midgets vs middle east.

Vern has better boxing defense than Rampage does.

“Aww, it does tricks! Just remember not to feed it after midnight or get it wet.”

Two very different “how’s taste my pee pee” faces.

“You’re short as hell dude…know what I mean VERN?”

# ThatsRowdy Says:
September 19th, 2008 at 12:02 pm

After months of training Amir is excited for his turn in the 3rd Annual Prive Midget Toss contest.

# Sodak Says:
September 19th, 2008 at 12:12 pm

Amir holds back a smile as he readies for the first index finger thumb triangle in mma history.

# Anonymous Says:
September 19th, 2008 at 1:16 pm

After Amir Cut his hair they discovered that Vern Troyer was actually living in the front of Amirs weird Hairdoo….further investigation showed that both Amir and Vern were inspired by the movie Rattitoullie and Vern helped Amir to win the show by pulling on his hair, fooling CB twice with the same armbar….

# oligarchy Says:
September 19th, 2008 at 3:55 pm

Amir laughs at the emaciated Verne for not realizing he didn’t need to cut any weight.

# SanchO Says:
September 19th, 2008 at 4:10 pm

So all I have to do is this and Gary Coleman and Webster will stop ganging up on me.

“Wanna make a sex tape big boy?”

UFC 150 “Amir Sadollah VS Ken Shamrock”

I know the UFC likes to feed cans to TUF winners, but this is getting out of hand.

Amir: Oh shit Im fighting Mini-Me?!. This is gonna be easy! This motherf*cker is gonna be out faster than a deaf kid playing musical chairs.

Amir is fighting the thing that finally came out of Chuck Liddell’s belly.

hahahahaha im for Joel too

September 19th, 2008 at 11:50 am
Keith Jardine was really begining to regret falling asleep in the sauna while trying to cut weight for his next fight.

BIG UP!

“Get in my belly.”

Holy crap! Who’d have thought those ‘roids would work in reverse!

Vern: Careful I have a tripod!

want to apologize to TheJoker, Didn’t see you had already made the crack about Guida! Sorry Bro

Jason Guida shows that in the one hour he asked for, he could really make the weight!

Sadollah Says: Naw dude…Dana don’t discriminate…he’d fuk a midget in a heartbeat.

just for the record…i would too…ya know like, if she was hot…and didn’t have a lisp…i couldn’t handle the lisp…it’d be too much.

btw, they’re squirters!

had this redhead lowrider one time…she reminded me of those red and white water rockets we had as kids…good 6′ shot off a reverse cowgirl.

pull my finger…the other finger…MY other finger.

UFC 99: Amir vs. Chuck Liddel’s dick.

“UFC 98: Sadollah vs. Troyer”

According to MMA experts, TUF 7 winner Amir Sadollah will have to remove most of his digestive system, as well as his arms in order to make weight for his dust weight bout versus Mini Me.

I see the USSA’s love affair with Yoda hasn’t quite ended yet, huh?

“Hey Verne, i saw you piss on t.v once , you think you can do that again to Joe Rogan’s water chamber?”
*Bites pinky*
“As long as i get to fight CB, I bet i can arm bar him.”

Guy #1: “Hey look over there… its a tiny, wierd, sickly, reality TV loser, who probably has a little cock and no balls!!!!”

Guy #2: “Where?”

Guy #1: “Right next to Verne Troyer”

finally, the greatest open-weight challenge of all time… 185lbs versus 185 ounces

Mr. Sadollah? Would you like to see what the tumor in your left testicle looks like?

Sean Sherk convincing Amir Sadollah that he was never on steroids

UFC 94 Sadollah vs. Serra

Breaking news: Amir to face off against Jens Pulver’s big brother.

Dana White joins Rampage on the energy drink diet.

Georges St-Pierre drops a little bit too much weight in the sauna!

Verne Troyer has the distinct advantage in this fight, as he is exempt from any arm or leg bar attempt with those being considered “small digit manipulation” in his case

“and this is my baby’s feet”

So all I have to do is this and Gary Coleman and Webster will stop ganging up on me.

CAPTION CONTEST ENTRY:

Don’t fuck with the Zohan, ohhh little bald one.

Amir laughs at the emaciated Verne for not realizing he didn’t need to cut any weight.

lol Says:

“September 19th, 2008 at 3:24 pm
If this don’t win idk what does.

My girlfriend asked me today if I got a job today. I told her:
‘No… but remember that website that talks about men with actual hard bodies and I would dare try to fight if they hit on you? Well the site had a contest, to make a funny comment about two reality TV stars that you or most poeple dont care about. It took a while, but now I have a chance to win this really awsome black T-Shirt that has the names of 5 Men I loved 10 years ago in giant white plain text!’ ”

Sorry lol you fail at life.

How Taste my Pee-Pee-Wee?

See rampage didn’t cause a that woman to have a miscarrage!

Disregarding the Size difference, Amir Sadollah challenges Vern Troyer to a fight after ‘Mini-Me’ puked all over Amir’s shirt.

If this don’t win idk what does.

My girlfriend asked me today if I got a job today. I told her:
“No… but remember that website that talks about men with actual hard bodies and I would dare try to fight if they hit on you? Well the site had a contest, to make a funny comment about two reality TV stars that you or most poeple dont care about. It took a while, but now I have a chance to win this really awsome black T-Shirt that has the names of 5 Men I loved 10 years ago in giant white plain text!”

I’m bigger than you and higher up the food chain. Get in my belly.

Amir! Quickly knock out Quado before he starts the reactor!

“I fist fights!”

UFC 91 presents GOGO vs Alien.

http://www.newrealestateinyork.com/trishawade/Stephen/Holla4Sadollah.jpg

As long as Amir keeps it on the feet, he should be able to utilize his 5 and a half foot reach advantage…

“So, you have to apply pressure and twist it a bit before taking it in your mouth? But when do you cup the balls?”

Is he a midget, or am I just REALLY drunk?

“In this corner weighing 25 pounds soaking wet, Verne THE PRECCCIIOOOOUUUUSSSS Troyer!”

Is Amir on his knees, or is someone holding MiniMe?

Amir looks like he wants a hug, Verne looks uncomfortable.

(Goldbergs Voice) “Amir is 64 inches taller and enjoys a 36 inch reach advantage, everything else is virtually identical”

Amir Sadollah and Verne Troyer star in the next austin powers movie: “The Spy Who Armbarred Me”.

In other MMA news: Mini-Me, who recently left rehab after a bout with anorexia, is fighting Amir Sadollah in Japan in a bout that some label as a “freak show”.

who farted?

“Vern leaves present under Amir’s chin.”

“In this corner weighing 25 pounds soaking wet, Verne THE PRECCCIIOOOOUUUUSSSS Troyer!”

Amir takes time to meet his biggest fan…Jenna and Tito’s baby boy….

Slightly above Elvis Sinosic as far as first opponents for TUF winners

“Call me mini me again bitch!”

Apparently my hands are like Verne’s can’ type for shit!
Let me re-write that:

Amir: Mmmm ..Can’t wait to eat this white flavored M&M!
Vern: …Buh?

Amir: Mmmm ..Can’t wait to eat this white falvored M&M!
Vern: …Buh?

Too small to armbar but I’ll still kick his head off with my mullet looking good doing it.
-Amir

Should I be thinking this hard for a $12 shirt?

Amir: ” Shit and I am still the underdog in this one!”

“Who do i got to beat?”

Sean Sherk roids are a thing of the past.

verene – “i’ll give you one meeeellion sadollahs if you don’t skullfuck me joker”

Amir: Why is the abortion of Brock Lesnar/Sable sitting next to me?

“Verne Troyer promoting his MMA debut against kimbo slice, Kimbo’s first legitimate test”

With the skills Vern possesses he will likely be Kimbo’s next opponent.

VT- No one can beat my ‘rear anal fist’ technique!

A new meaning for TKO.

My girlfriend asked me today if I got a job today. I told her:
“No… but remember that website that talks about men with actual hard bodies and I would dare try to fight if they hit on you? Well the site had a contest, to make a funny comment about two reality TV stars that you or most poeple dont care about. It took a while, but now I have a chance to win this really awsome black T-Shirt that has the names of 5 Men I loved 10 years ago in giant white plain text!”

You called me a midget twice, you called me a fucking midget twice

Verne says:
HOLLA for a SMALLA SADOLLAH!!

Ankle biters have evolved into ankle lockers.

I am not sure why Rampage had to go for mental eval when a lot of people that posted here have never been.

Too many good ones already for Me to even try.

Old, Blad, and Irish wins with the TUF Guy reference though.

Vern To Amir:

“if i catch you laughing at me one more time, im gonna hit you so hard with my right, you’ll be begging for my left.”

The ufc’s way of easing in their Ultimate fighter winners

Sorry about the steal CG. Didn’t notice you put;

CG Says:

September 19th, 2008 at 12:08 pm
“And I shall call him… MINI-DANA!”

I made a similar post with Mini D.

Amir vs A FETUS !!!! Perfect Main Event!!!

Verne: I’m gonna make you famous…lets make a sex tape

thats really amir with junior silva-post steroid use.

Amir was pissed after wasteing his last wish on a 12in dick

Amir was pissed after wasteing his last wish on a 12in dick

Yes, Amir!

EliteXc recently signed Verne Troyer is now training with Amir Sodollah to prepare for his upcoming battle with Kevin “Kimbo Slice” Ferguson.

This is why you shouldn’t make wagers.

Amir obvioulsy being the bigger man in this upcoming match-up, has to squint to make him out.

Ultimate Fighter winner Amir Sadollah squares off with Brock Lesnar’s tumor

@Old, Bald and Irish:

Hahahahahah! Thanks that made my day!

Amir unveils his newest fighting technique: Mi-jitsu.

Amir: Hey Randy Couture you should really lay off the crack!

Okay since neither one of us are that funny let’s kick each other’s ass.

Mars Attacks!… Amir Sadollah at UFC 92.

Amir Sadollah arrested for child abuse

next time we’ll go all five

^^^ I am anonymous…. by mistake. Didn’t mean to hit enter.

Amir in post fight interview told us, “well… I’d seen the footage so I knew he was dangerous off his back or on top so I just wanted to keep my distance, use the range and my kickboxing and hope he didn’t come in quickly and blast me in the face.”

Amir looks to armbar CB a third time.

Amir asks Verne to take part in a short interview.

the 2 best ones so far

# Josh Aint Thug Says:
September 19th, 2008 at 12:32 pm

The match was ruled a ‘No Contest’ after Troyer fell from his stool and could not continue

# Vrax Says:
September 19th, 2008 at 12:48 pm

Dana White takes a rare break from his mech-suit.

Amir: “Little? I specifically requested Lytle!”

A huge UFC fan, Mark Wahlberg does his signature pose for the cameras.

Serra goes on a Rampage while on nothing but energy drinks and thinking he is “a god”.

After Amir Cut his hair they discovered that Vern Troyer was actually living in the front of Amirs weird Hairdoo….further investigation showed that both Amir and Vern were inspired by the movie Rattitoullie and Vern helped Amir to win the show by pulling on his hair, fooling CB twice with the same armbar….

The UFC finally found Amir an easy debut opponent.

Amir: “Hi my name is Amir Sadollah from Ultimate Fighter fame”

Verne: “go fuck yourself”

Amir poses with Georges “RUSH” St-Pierre, who just made the drop to “mosquito-weight”

Amir: “OMG! I feel another one coming out!”

the reason wristlocks are not permitted

Amir: WTF Dana, you said my next opponent looked like Soda Popinski! Not King Hippos nut sack!

Dana: Amir I swear to God man this kids a fuckin animal. He’s got like spider monkey abilities!

“And I shall call him… Mini D!”

Amir Sadollah poses with the new GSP action figure from Jakks

Looks like amir is hanging out with chuck liddells next fight!! At least we know mini me wont knock him out!

“Amir and an actual life-sized Cage Potato”

Where do I send the entrys to?

Not soon after this picture, Elite XC signed Vern Troyer to a three-fight deal. He’s slated to fight Kimbo Slice in a title match.

Dana White’s attempts at creating a non-defective clone are still unsuccessful, but at least the fighters get to beat the ever loving shit out of those freaks.

It has been reported that the pair’s sex tape was bought by Zuffa and will come packaged along with Joe Rogan’s latest comedy DVD “High As Hell in Chicago – A Joe Rogan Story”.

The before and after pics of Ben Goldstein And Matt Serra….

Sadollah and Troyer, in the most intense staredown in UFC history.

Mean face: Check. Trendy MMA shirt: Check. Fists/knuckles up: Check. I guess Verne just needs to get drunk and pick a fight before he can become a real MMA douchebag.

Amir: Small, deformed, midget who looks like he’s on crack and is a washed up has been trying to get back in with the surreal life but failing miserably and still living in the minnie me past says WHAT?

Verne: What?

Oops…didn’t notice the title of this. I’ll try again:

“I shall triangle choke you and fart hard and you shall die! muahahahha!”

Dana White takes a rare break from his mech-suit.

Now that Amir has pulled this creature out of his ass, he would like to announce his drop to welterweight.

Seriously, get off already!

Amir Sadollah winner of TUF 7 and Verne Troyer, Kimbo Slice’s future apponent.

not to be outdone by rampages delirium Chuck decided to suffer from dwarfism.

“Last time I seen a blue veiner that size I was taking a leak.”

“Who say’s dana is babying the TUF winners.”

Say no to stem cell research.

Amir: “Bro, I thought you were just acting. I didn’t know you were a midget in real life.”

Verne: Hey let’s take a picture.

Amir: Sure, do you know how to do ken’s move from “street fighter” you know
“ha du ke!”

Guy in the background: Dude! Get the fuck off the table, your in my soup!

“I beat C.B. so bad he had an abortion”

Looks like Jenna gave birth to Tito’s lovechild a few months sooner than expected.

FUCK YOU THE ULTIMATE FIGHTER IS WAY BETER THEN SUREAL LIFE. So uh hows china doing anyway has she asked about me.

is that quato from total recall? i think verne is on crack

How the $%# am I going to armbar this guy??

The New JAKK’S Pacific line of life size has been toys.

The New JAXX Pacific line of life size has beens.

Amir Sadollah pictured with something heavyweight contender Brock Lesnar forgot to flush.

Dana’s Freakshow headliner to counterprogram the next CBS event with Kimbo.

Anonymous Says:

September 19th, 2008 at 12:36 pm
Amir: You got a little Ultimate Fighter in you?

Verne: No

Amir:….Would you like to?

This was me, forgot to put my email and shit

“Dude, your hand is the size of one of my nuts..”

Amir: You got a little Ultimate Fighter in you?

Verne: No

Amir:….Would you like to?

The UFC’s newest attempt to pad the records of TUF winners.

“This is the last known picture of Verne Troyer, since this night Amir has been walking into anything over 2′ tall!

Amir poses with fedor’s new year’s opponent

“See Amir, I told you I didn’t take no steriods… fuck the CSAC!” – Sean Sherk

Moments later Verne slapped on a hold only he could perform – the mythical dickbar.

The match was ruled a ‘No Contest’ after Troyer fell from his stool and could not continue

Robbed of his chance to fight “pee-pants,” Amir settles for “pee-in-the-corner.”

Amir and Verns new sex tape to be out soon

And you thought Tito’s head size to body size ratio was out of whack…..but at least Verne has a job.

verne:”amir im going to fuck you up man”
amir:”its on little man”

“Amir happily tries to punch the illness out of children at the Progeria Disease Fundraiser”

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Progeria

Ahh…screw it…that sucked.

If I have to put a link on it, it ain’t workin’.

Hey, how about this….

“Amir meats up with the infamous CagePotato comment sensation “TUF Guy” at Extreme Couture in Chicago!”

…looks like he’s been hittin’ those weights!

Not pictured: Jason Guida’s balls.

At least after seeing Mini-Me’s “home video” his cardio will be up to par to fight in the cage!!!

When did E.T. become a fighter?

“A depressed CB Dolloway goes on a hunger strike and begs Amir for another rematch”

The UFC 88 after party featured many stars of the MMA world. Pictured here is Amir Sadollah, TUF7 winner, alongside Verne Troyer, future EliteXC headliner.

Dear Make a Wish Foundation,
I’m a 8-year-old with progeria and I want to be an ultimate fighter.

“UFC Video blog, day 76. As you can tell, we are really fucking big on bench press.”

Does size matter?

“Evan Tanner comes back from the dead to fight Amir Sadallah”

uhhh….

too soon???

Amir jokingly approaches Verne Troyer, of Austin Powers fame, saying, “Hey buddy – I know you’re a big UFC fan – do you train?” Verne immediately wiped the smile from hi face, stared coldly at the lovable TUF winner and said “I tapped Houston Alexander in practice.”

It’s technique not size.

“Pennyweight, the newest and most extreme weight class to date”

Mini Dana White asks Amir straight up…. “Do you want to be a fucking fighter?”

“So I heard you’re going to be on TUF10: The Handicapped Season. I know you signed the confidentiality agreement but I’m a former winner – you can tell me – does it come down to you and Steven Hawking at the end of the season?”

Amir and Frank Trigg (without make-up)

Sources say Amir had the picture arranged and posted to CB Dolloway to always remind him metaphorically how little he felt after tapping to Amir for the 2nd time!

Amir holds back a smile as he readies for the first index finger thumb triangle in mma history.

Sources say Amir had the picture arranged and posted to CB Dolloway to always remind metaphorically how little he felt after tapping to Amir for the 2nd time!

Verne wins by submission: rear naked leg hump

Amir: “im going to eat this baby”

“And I shall call him… MINI-DANA!”

Amir and vern square off over alleged rumors of amirs mom and a new sex tape

“It’s hard to make a self deprecating comment when hanging out with a midget.”

Verne showing Amir the technique he uses to get choke girls into making sex tapes.

poster for “One night with Amir & Verne” the first MMA sex tape

@ Peter:

Oh no…that shit ain’t gonna fly this time.

” Amir Sodall with Jason Guida as he proved there was a perfectly safe way to cut that extra pound…”

Jesse Taylors son comes back for revenge.

After months of training Amir is excited for his turn in the 3rd Annual Prive Midget Toss contest.

Vern’s new sex tape “The Ultimate Fister”

Crap, I thought the WEC was only bringing over the middleweights and Light Heavys.

Dana White poses with the latest winner from TUF

Looks like GSP might have cut too much weight

“Lindsay Lohan had to literally get on her stomach to blow me.”

Amir to make post TUF debut against alien cut from Tra Telligman’s chest

Mini GSP says, “I am not impressed by your preformance.” too TUF season 7 winner Amir Sadollah.

“Could someone toss me in the direction of the bathroom?”

i want that shirt.

Ha Ha..end the contest. Joel is the winner.

Joel Says:

September 19th, 2008 at 11:50 am
Keith Jardine was really begining to regret falling asleep in the sauna while trying to cut weight for his next fight.

Oh man, the Ross Pointon Axe Wound panties! How many of you other motherfuckers are old-school enough to remember that one?

Dude! Your skin flick Rocked Vern!

Keith Jardine was really begining to regret falling asleep in the sauna while trying to cut weight for his next fight.

Jesse Taylor after laying off the douchebaggery for a while.

amir
“I hope i can beat this dude “

I really don’t see Amir making weight for the Babyweight title match.

Where the fuck are the skulls and wings man?

Holy crap, does Verne have AIDS now or something? Dude look sickly as fuck. And his head’s all veiny and shit. Jesus.

(This was not an official caption contest entry, by the way.)

“Before and After pics from TUF 7″

Wow, has BJ Penn been eating?