(For more photos from this event, click here.)
We recently came across this Combat Lifestyle picture of TUF 7 winner Amir Sadollah and Verne Troyer hanging out at Privé, and needless to say, it moved us. I think it’s caption contest time, folks. And what’s on the line? See for yourself after the jump.
You may have already noticed an ad on the right plugging CagePotato’s first official t-shirt. Here’s me wearing it next to Matt Serra:
(Not pictured: The “&” after “Royce.”)
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Enter your captions to the Amir/Verne pic in the comments section below, and feel free to enter as many times as you want. The five best captions win a shirt. Contest ends Tuesday at midnight ET. Good luck.
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Comments
Thu, 09/18/08 - 05:47
Wow, has BJ Penn been eating?
Thu, 09/18/08 - 05:47
"Before and After pics from TUF 7"
Thu, 09/18/08 - 05:47
Holy crap, does Verne have AIDS now or something? Dude look sickly as fuck. And his head's all veiny and shit. Jesus. (This was not an official caption contest entry, by the way.)
Thu, 09/18/08 - 05:47
Where the fuck are the skulls and wings man?
Thu, 09/18/08 - 05:49
I really don't see Amir making weight for the Babyweight title match.
Thu, 09/18/08 - 05:50
amir "I hope i can beat this dude "
Thu, 09/18/08 - 05:50
Jesse Taylor after laying off the douchebaggery for a while.
Thu, 09/18/08 - 05:50
Keith Jardine was really begining to regret falling asleep in the sauna while trying to cut weight for his next fight.
Thu, 09/18/08 - 05:51
Dude! Your skin flick Rocked Vern!
Thu, 09/18/08 - 05:51
Oh man, the Ross Pointon Axe Wound panties! How many of you other motherfuckers are old-school enough to remember that one?
Thu, 09/18/08 - 05:52
Ha Ha..end the contest. Joel is the winner. Joel Says: September 19th, 2008 at 11:50 am Keith Jardine was really begining to regret falling asleep in the sauna while trying to cut weight for his next fight.
Thu, 09/18/08 - 05:53
i want that shirt.
Thu, 09/18/08 - 05:55
"Could someone toss me in the direction of the bathroom?"
Thu, 09/18/08 - 05:56
Mini GSP says, "I am not impressed by your preformance." too TUF season 7 winner Amir Sadollah.
Thu, 09/18/08 - 05:56
Amir to make post TUF debut against alien cut from Tra Telligman's chest
Thu, 09/18/08 - 05:59
"Lindsay Lohan had to literally get on her stomach to blow me."
Thu, 09/18/08 - 06:00
Looks like GSP might have cut too much weight
Thu, 09/18/08 - 06:01
Dana White poses with the latest winner from TUF
Thu, 09/18/08 - 06:02
Crap, I thought the WEC was only bringing over the middleweights and Light Heavys.
Thu, 09/18/08 - 06:02
Vern's new sex tape "The Ultimate Fister"
Thu, 09/18/08 - 06:02
After months of training Amir is excited for his turn in the 3rd Annual Prive Midget Toss contest.
Thu, 09/18/08 - 06:03
Jesse Taylors son comes back for revenge.
Thu, 09/18/08 - 06:04
" Amir Sodall with Jason Guida as he proved there was a perfectly safe way to cut that extra pound..."
Thu, 09/18/08 - 06:05
@ Peter: Oh no...that shit ain't gonna fly this time.
Thu, 09/18/08 - 06:05
poster for "One night with Amir & Verne" the first MMA sex tape
Thu, 09/18/08 - 06:06
Verne showing Amir the technique he uses to get choke girls into making sex tapes.
Thu, 09/18/08 - 06:06
"It's hard to make a self deprecating comment when hanging out with a midget."
Thu, 09/18/08 - 06:07
Amir and vern square off over alleged rumors of amirs mom and a new sex tape
Thu, 09/18/08 - 06:08
"And I shall call him... MINI-DANA!"
Thu, 09/18/08 - 06:08
Amir: "im going to eat this baby"
Thu, 09/18/08 - 06:10
Verne wins by submission: rear naked leg hump
Thu, 09/18/08 - 06:12
Sources say Amir had the picture arranged and posted to CB Dolloway to always remind metaphorically how little he felt after tapping to Amir for the 2nd time!
Thu, 09/18/08 - 06:12
Amir holds back a smile as he readies for the first index finger thumb triangle in mma history.
Thu, 09/18/08 - 06:12
Sources say Amir had the picture arranged and posted to CB Dolloway to always remind him metaphorically how little he felt after tapping to Amir for the 2nd time!
Thu, 09/18/08 - 06:13
Amir and Frank Trigg (without make-up)
Thu, 09/18/08 - 06:13
"So I heard you're going to be on TUF10: The Handicapped Season. I know you signed the confidentiality agreement but I'm a former winner - you can tell me - does it come down to you and Steven Hawking at the end of the season?"
Thu, 09/18/08 - 06:13
Mini Dana White asks Amir straight up.... "Do you want to be a fucking fighter?"
Thu, 09/18/08 - 06:14
"Pennyweight, the newest and most extreme weight class to date"
Thu, 09/18/08 - 06:18
It's technique not size.
Thu, 09/18/08 - 06:18
Amir jokingly approaches Verne Troyer, of Austin Powers fame, saying, "Hey buddy - I know you're a big UFC fan - do you train?" Verne immediately wiped the smile from hi face, stared coldly at the lovable TUF winner and said "I tapped Houston Alexander in practice."
Thu, 09/18/08 - 06:18
"Evan Tanner comes back from the dead to fight Amir Sadallah" uhhh.... too soon???
Thu, 09/18/08 - 06:19
Does size matter?
Thu, 09/18/08 - 06:20
"UFC Video blog, day 76. As you can tell, we are really fucking big on bench press."
Thu, 09/18/08 - 06:21
Dear Make a Wish Foundation, I'm a 8-year-old with progeria and I want to be an ultimate fighter.
Thu, 09/18/08 - 06:23
The UFC 88 after party featured many stars of the MMA world. Pictured here is Amir Sadollah, TUF7 winner, alongside Verne Troyer, future EliteXC headliner.
Thu, 09/18/08 - 06:24
"A depressed CB Dolloway goes on a hunger strike and begs Amir for another rematch"
Thu, 09/18/08 - 06:25
When did E.T. become a fighter?
Thu, 09/18/08 - 06:25
At least after seeing Mini-Me's "home video" his cardio will be up to par to fight in the cage!!!
Thu, 09/18/08 - 06:27
Not pictured: Jason Guida's balls.
Thu, 09/18/08 - 06:28
"Amir happily tries to punch the illness out of children at the Progeria Disease Fundraiser" http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Progeria Ahh...screw it...that sucked. If I have to put a link on it, it ain't workin'. Hey, how about this.... "Amir meats up with the infamous CagePotato comment sensation "TUF Guy" at Extreme Couture in Chicago!" ...looks like he's been hittin' those weights!
Thu, 09/18/08 - 06:28
verne:"amir im going to fuck you up man" amir:"its on little man"
Thu, 09/18/08 - 06:30
And you thought Tito's head size to body size ratio was out of whack.....but at least Verne has a job.
Thu, 09/18/08 - 06:30
Amir and Verns new sex tape to be out soon
Thu, 09/18/08 - 06:32
Robbed of his chance to fight "pee-pants," Amir settles for "pee-in-the-corner."
Thu, 09/18/08 - 06:32
The match was ruled a 'No Contest' after Troyer fell from his stool and could not continue
Thu, 09/18/08 - 06:33
Moments later Verne slapped on a hold only he could perform - the mythical dickbar.
Thu, 09/18/08 - 06:34
"See Amir, I told you I didn't take no steriods... fuck the CSAC!" - Sean Sherk
Thu, 09/18/08 - 06:34
Amir poses with fedor's new year's opponent
Thu, 09/18/08 - 06:35
"This is the last known picture of Verne Troyer, since this night Amir has been walking into anything over 2' tall!
Thu, 09/18/08 - 06:35
The UFC's newest attempt to pad the records of TUF winners.
Thu, 09/18/08 - 06:36
"Dude, your hand is the size of one of my nuts.."
Thu, 09/18/08 - 06:36
Amir: You got a little Ultimate Fighter in you? Verne: No Amir:....Would you like to?
Thu, 09/18/08 - 06:37
Anonymous Says: September 19th, 2008 at 12:36 pm Amir: You got a little Ultimate Fighter in you? Verne: No Amir:….Would you like to? This was me, forgot to put my email and shit
Thu, 09/18/08 - 06:38
Dana's Freakshow headliner to counterprogram the next CBS event with Kimbo.
Thu, 09/18/08 - 06:38
Amir Sadollah pictured with something heavyweight contender Brock Lesnar forgot to flush.
Thu, 09/18/08 - 06:39
The New JAXX Pacific line of life size has beens.
Thu, 09/18/08 - 06:40
The New JAKK'S Pacific line of life size has been toys.
Thu, 09/18/08 - 06:40
How the $%# am I going to armbar this guy??
Thu, 09/18/08 - 06:40
is that quato from total recall? i think verne is on crack
Thu, 09/18/08 - 06:41
FUCK YOU THE ULTIMATE FIGHTER IS WAY BETER THEN SUREAL LIFE. So uh hows china doing anyway has she asked about me.
Thu, 09/18/08 - 06:41
Looks like Jenna gave birth to Tito's lovechild a few months sooner than expected.
Thu, 09/18/08 - 06:41
"I beat C.B. so bad he had an abortion"
Thu, 09/18/08 - 06:41
Verne: Hey let's take a picture. Amir: Sure, do you know how to do ken's move from "street fighter" you know "ha du ke!" Guy in the background: Dude! Get the fuck off the table, your in my soup!
Thu, 09/18/08 - 06:42
Amir: "Bro, I thought you were just acting. I didn't know you were a midget in real life."
Thu, 09/18/08 - 06:43
Say no to stem cell research.
Thu, 09/18/08 - 06:43
"Who say's dana is babying the TUF winners."
Thu, 09/18/08 - 06:43
"Last time I seen a blue veiner that size I was taking a leak."
Thu, 09/18/08 - 06:44
not to be outdone by rampages delirium Chuck decided to suffer from dwarfism.
Thu, 09/18/08 - 06:44
Amir Sadollah winner of TUF 7 and Verne Troyer, Kimbo Slice's future apponent.
Thu, 09/18/08 - 06:44
Seriously, get off already!
Thu, 09/18/08 - 06:45
Now that Amir has pulled this creature out of his ass, he would like to announce his drop to welterweight.
Thu, 09/18/08 - 06:48
Dana White takes a rare break from his mech-suit.
Thu, 09/18/08 - 06:48
Oops...didn't notice the title of this. I'll try again: "I shall triangle choke you and fart hard and you shall die! muahahahha!"
Thu, 09/18/08 - 06:49
Amir: Small, deformed, midget who looks like he's on crack and is a washed up has been trying to get back in with the surreal life but failing miserably and still living in the minnie me past says WHAT? Verne: What?
Thu, 09/18/08 - 06:55
Mean face: Check. Trendy MMA shirt: Check. Fists/knuckles up: Check. I guess Verne just needs to get drunk and pick a fight before he can become a real MMA douchebag.
Thu, 09/18/08 - 06:56
Sadollah and Troyer, in the most intense staredown in UFC history.
Thu, 09/18/08 - 06:58
The before and after pics of Ben Goldstein And Matt Serra....
Thu, 09/18/08 - 06:59
It has been reported that the pair's sex tape was bought by Zuffa and will come packaged along with Joe Rogan's latest comedy DVD "High As Hell in Chicago - A Joe Rogan Story".
Thu, 09/18/08 - 07:01
Dana White's attempts at creating a non-defective clone are still unsuccessful, but at least the fighters get to beat the ever loving shit out of those freaks.
Thu, 09/18/08 - 07:02
Not soon after this picture, Elite XC signed Vern Troyer to a three-fight deal. He's slated to fight Kimbo Slice in a title match.
Thu, 09/18/08 - 07:03
Where do I send the entrys to?
Thu, 09/18/08 - 07:05
"Amir and an actual life-sized Cage Potato"
Thu, 09/18/08 - 07:07
Looks like amir is hanging out with chuck liddells next fight!! At least we know mini me wont knock him out!
Thu, 09/18/08 - 07:07
Amir Sadollah poses with the new GSP action figure from Jakks
Thu, 09/18/08 - 07:07
"And I shall call him... Mini D!"
Thu, 09/18/08 - 07:08
Amir: WTF Dana, you said my next opponent looked like Soda Popinski! Not King Hippos nut sack! Dana: Amir I swear to God man this kids a fuckin animal. He's got like spider monkey abilities!
Thu, 09/18/08 - 07:08
the reason wristlocks are not permitted
Thu, 09/18/08 - 07:09
Amir: "OMG! I feel another one coming out!"
Thu, 09/18/08 - 07:11
Amir poses with Georges "RUSH" St-Pierre, who just made the drop to "mosquito-weight"
Thu, 09/18/08 - 07:12
Amir: "Hi my name is Amir Sadollah from Ultimate Fighter fame" Verne: "go fuck yourself"
Thu, 09/18/08 - 07:15
The UFC finally found Amir an easy debut opponent.
Thu, 09/18/08 - 07:16
After Amir Cut his hair they discovered that Vern Troyer was actually living in the front of Amirs weird Hairdoo....further investigation showed that both Amir and Vern were inspired by the movie Rattitoullie and Vern helped Amir to win the show by pulling on his hair, fooling CB twice with the same armbar....
Thu, 09/18/08 - 07:16
Serra goes on a Rampage while on nothing but energy drinks and thinking he is "a god".
Thu, 09/18/08 - 07:17
A huge UFC fan, Mark Wahlberg does his signature pose for the cameras.
Thu, 09/18/08 - 07:17
Amir: "Little? I specifically requested Lytle!"
Thu, 09/18/08 - 07:19
the 2 best ones so far # Josh Aint Thug Says: September 19th, 2008 at 12:32 pm The match was ruled a ‘No Contest’ after Troyer fell from his stool and could not continue # Vrax Says: September 19th, 2008 at 12:48 pm Dana White takes a rare break from his mech-suit.
Thu, 09/18/08 - 07:20
Amir asks Verne to take part in a short interview.
Thu, 09/18/08 - 07:23
Amir looks to armbar CB a third time.
Thu, 09/18/08 - 07:25
Amir in post fight interview told us, "well... I'd seen the footage so I knew he was dangerous off his back or on top so I just wanted to keep my distance, use the range and my kickboxing and hope he didn't come in quickly and blast me in the face."
Thu, 09/18/08 - 07:26
^^^ I am anonymous.... by mistake. Didn't mean to hit enter.
Thu, 09/18/08 - 07:27
next time we'll go all five
Thu, 09/18/08 - 07:29
Amir Sadollah arrested for child abuse
Thu, 09/18/08 - 07:29
Mars Attacks!... Amir Sadollah at UFC 92.
Thu, 09/18/08 - 07:30
Okay since neither one of us are that funny let's kick each other's ass.
Thu, 09/18/08 - 07:30
Amir: Hey Randy Couture you should really lay off the crack!
Thu, 09/18/08 - 07:31
Amir unveils his newest fighting technique: Mi-jitsu.
Thu, 09/18/08 - 07:32
@Old, Bald and Irish: Hahahahahah! Thanks that made my day!
Thu, 09/18/08 - 07:34
Ultimate Fighter winner Amir Sadollah squares off with Brock Lesnar's tumor
Thu, 09/18/08 - 07:36
Amir obvioulsy being the bigger man in this upcoming match-up, has to squint to make him out.
Thu, 09/18/08 - 07:42
This is why you shouldn't make wagers.
Thu, 09/18/08 - 07:42
EliteXc recently signed Verne Troyer is now training with Amir Sodollah to prepare for his upcoming battle with Kevin "Kimbo Slice" Ferguson.
Thu, 09/18/08 - 07:45
Yes, Amir!
Thu, 09/18/08 - 07:46
Amir was pissed after wasteing his last wish on a 12in dick
Thu, 09/18/08 - 07:47
Amir was pissed after wasteing his last wish on a 12in dick
Thu, 09/18/08 - 07:47
thats really amir with junior silva-post steroid use.
Thu, 09/18/08 - 07:50
Verne: I'm gonna make you famous...lets make a sex tape
Thu, 09/18/08 - 07:50
Amir vs A FETUS !!!! Perfect Main Event!!!
Thu, 09/18/08 - 07:51
Sorry about the steal CG. Didn't notice you put; CG Says: September 19th, 2008 at 12:08 pm “And I shall call him… MINI-DANA!” I made a similar post with Mini D.
Thu, 09/18/08 - 07:52
The ufc's way of easing in their Ultimate fighter winners
Thu, 09/18/08 - 07:52
Vern To Amir: "if i catch you laughing at me one more time, im gonna hit you so hard with my right, you'll be begging for my left."
Thu, 09/18/08 - 07:53
Too many good ones already for Me to even try. Old, Blad, and Irish wins with the TUF Guy reference though.
Thu, 09/18/08 - 07:54
I am not sure why Rampage had to go for mental eval when a lot of people that posted here have never been.
Thu, 09/18/08 - 07:57
Ankle biters have evolved into ankle lockers.
Thu, 09/18/08 - 08:01
Verne says: HOLLA for a SMALLA SADOLLAH!!
Thu, 09/18/08 - 08:05
You called me a midget twice, you called me a fucking midget twice
Thu, 09/18/08 - 08:09
My girlfriend asked me today if I got a job today. I told her: "No... but remember that website that talks about men with actual hard bodies and I would dare try to fight if they hit on you? Well the site had a contest, to make a funny comment about two reality TV stars that you or most poeple dont care about. It took a while, but now I have a chance to win this really awsome black T-Shirt that has the names of 5 Men I loved 10 years ago in giant white plain text!"
Thu, 09/18/08 - 08:12
A new meaning for TKO.
Thu, 09/18/08 - 08:16
VT- No one can beat my 'rear anal fist' technique!
Thu, 09/18/08 - 08:16
With the skills Vern possesses he will likely be Kimbo's next opponent.
Thu, 09/18/08 - 08:20
"Verne Troyer promoting his MMA debut against kimbo slice, Kimbo's first legitimate test"
Thu, 09/18/08 - 08:21
Amir: Why is the abortion of Brock Lesnar/Sable sitting next to me?
Thu, 09/18/08 - 08:25
verene - "i'll give you one meeeellion sadollahs if you don't skullfuck me joker"
Thu, 09/18/08 - 08:30
Sean Sherk roids are a thing of the past.
Thu, 09/18/08 - 08:31
Amir: " Shit and I am still the underdog in this one!" "Who do i got to beat?"
Thu, 09/18/08 - 08:32
Should I be thinking this hard for a $12 shirt?
Thu, 09/18/08 - 08:34
Too small to armbar but I'll still kick his head off with my mullet looking good doing it. -Amir
Thu, 09/18/08 - 08:41
Amir: Mmmm ..Can't wait to eat this white falvored M&M! Vern: ...Buh?
Thu, 09/18/08 - 08:43
Apparently my hands are like Verne's can' type for shit! Let me re-write that: Amir: Mmmm ..Can’t wait to eat this white flavored M&M! Vern: …Buh?
Thu, 09/18/08 - 08:45
"Call me mini me again bitch!"
Thu, 09/18/08 - 08:47
Slightly above Elvis Sinosic as far as first opponents for TUF winners
Thu, 09/18/08 - 08:49
Amir takes time to meet his biggest fan...Jenna and Tito's baby boy....
Thu, 09/18/08 - 08:52
"In this corner weighing 25 pounds soaking wet, Verne THE PRECCCIIOOOOUUUUSSSS Troyer!"
Thu, 09/18/08 - 08:52
"Vern leaves present under Amir's chin."
Thu, 09/18/08 - 08:53
who farted?
Thu, 09/18/08 - 08:55
In other MMA news: Mini-Me, who recently left rehab after a bout with anorexia, is fighting Amir Sadollah in Japan in a bout that some label as a "freak show".
Thu, 09/18/08 - 09:01
Amir Sadollah and Verne Troyer star in the next austin powers movie: "The Spy Who Armbarred Me".
Thu, 09/18/08 - 09:03
(Goldbergs Voice) "Amir is 64 inches taller and enjoys a 36 inch reach advantage, everything else is virtually identical"
Thu, 09/18/08 - 09:04
Amir looks like he wants a hug, Verne looks uncomfortable.
Thu, 09/18/08 - 09:05
Is Amir on his knees, or is someone holding MiniMe?
Thu, 09/18/08 - 09:05
“In this corner weighing 25 pounds soaking wet, Verne THE PRECCCIIOOOOUUUUSSSS Troyer!”
Thu, 09/18/08 - 09:06
Is he a midget, or am I just REALLY drunk?
Thu, 09/18/08 - 09:11
"So, you have to apply pressure and twist it a bit before taking it in your mouth? But when do you cup the balls?"
Thu, 09/18/08 - 09:17
As long as Amir keeps it on the feet, he should be able to utilize his 5 and a half foot reach advantage...
Thu, 09/18/08 - 09:18
UFC 91 presents GOGO vs Alien. http://www.newrealestateinyork.com/trishawade/Stephen/Holla4Sadollah.jpg
Thu, 09/18/08 - 09:19
"I fist fights!"
Thu, 09/18/08 - 09:21
Amir! Quickly knock out Quado before he starts the reactor!
Thu, 09/18/08 - 09:23
I'm bigger than you and higher up the food chain. Get in my belly.
Thu, 09/18/08 - 09:24
If this don't win idk what does. My girlfriend asked me today if I got a job today. I told her: “No… but remember that website that talks about men with actual hard bodies and I would dare try to fight if they hit on you? Well the site had a contest, to make a funny comment about two reality TV stars that you or most poeple dont care about. It took a while, but now I have a chance to win this really awsome black T-Shirt that has the names of 5 Men I loved 10 years ago in giant white plain text!”
Thu, 09/18/08 - 09:27
Disregarding the Size difference, Amir Sadollah challenges Vern Troyer to a fight after 'Mini-Me' puked all over Amir's shirt.
Thu, 09/18/08 - 09:42
See rampage didn't cause a that woman to have a miscarrage!
Thu, 09/18/08 - 09:43
How Taste my Pee-Pee-Wee?
Thu, 09/18/08 - 09:45
lol Says: "September 19th, 2008 at 3:24 pm If this don’t win idk what does. My girlfriend asked me today if I got a job today. I told her: 'No… but remember that website that talks about men with actual hard bodies and I would dare try to fight if they hit on you? Well the site had a contest, to make a funny comment about two reality TV stars that you or most poeple dont care about. It took a while, but now I have a chance to win this really awsome black T-Shirt that has the names of 5 Men I loved 10 years ago in giant white plain text!' " Sorry lol you fail at life.
Thu, 09/18/08 - 09:55
Amir laughs at the emaciated Verne for not realizing he didn't need to cut any weight.
Thu, 09/18/08 - 10:04
CAPTION CONTEST ENTRY: Don't fuck with the Zohan, ohhh little bald one.
Thu, 09/18/08 - 10:10
So all I have to do is this and Gary Coleman and Webster will stop ganging up on me.
Thu, 09/18/08 - 10:12
"and this is my baby's feet"
Thu, 09/18/08 - 10:14
Verne Troyer has the distinct advantage in this fight, as he is exempt from any arm or leg bar attempt with those being considered "small digit manipulation" in his case
Thu, 09/18/08 - 10:16
Georges St-Pierre drops a little bit too much weight in the sauna!
Thu, 09/18/08 - 10:18
Dana White joins Rampage on the energy drink diet.
Thu, 09/18/08 - 10:23
Breaking news: Amir to face off against Jens Pulver's big brother.
Thu, 09/18/08 - 10:30
UFC 94 Sadollah vs. Serra
Thu, 09/18/08 - 10:32
Sean Sherk convincing Amir Sadollah that he was never on steroids
Thu, 09/18/08 - 10:33
Mr. Sadollah? Would you like to see what the tumor in your left testicle looks like?
Thu, 09/18/08 - 10:36
finally, the greatest open-weight challenge of all time... 185lbs versus 185 ounces
Thu, 09/18/08 - 10:41
Guy #1: "Hey look over there... its a tiny, wierd, sickly, reality TV loser, who probably has a little cock and no balls!!!!" Guy #2: "Where?" Guy #1: "Right next to Verne Troyer"
Thu, 09/18/08 - 11:01
"Hey Verne, i saw you piss on t.v once , you think you can do that again to Joe Rogan's water chamber?" *Bites pinky* "As long as i get to fight CB, I bet i can arm bar him."
Thu, 09/18/08 - 11:07
I see the USSA's love affair with Yoda hasn't quite ended yet, huh?
Thu, 09/18/08 - 11:12
According to MMA experts, TUF 7 winner Amir Sadollah will have to remove most of his digestive system, as well as his arms in order to make weight for his dust weight bout versus Mini Me.
Thu, 09/18/08 - 11:17
"UFC 98: Sadollah vs. Troyer"
Thu, 09/18/08 - 11:39
UFC 99: Amir vs. Chuck Liddel's dick.
Thu, 09/18/08 - 11:51
pull my finger...the other finger...MY other finger.
Fri, 09/19/08 - 12:03
Sadollah Says: Naw dude...Dana don't discriminate...he'd fuk a midget in a heartbeat. just for the record...i would too...ya know like, if she was hot...and didn't have a lisp...i couldn't handle the lisp...it'd be too much. btw, they're squirters! had this redhead lowrider one time...she reminded me of those red and white water rockets we had as kids...good 6' shot off a reverse cowgirl.
Fri, 09/19/08 - 12:19
Jason Guida shows that in the one hour he asked for, he could really make the weight!
Fri, 09/19/08 - 12:22
want to apologize to TheJoker, Didn't see you had already made the crack about Guida! Sorry Bro
Fri, 09/19/08 - 12:23
Vern: Careful I have a tripod!
Fri, 09/19/08 - 12:26
Holy crap! Who'd have thought those 'roids would work in reverse!
Fri, 09/19/08 - 12:32
"Get in my belly."
Fri, 09/19/08 - 12:32
hahahahaha im for Joel too September 19th, 2008 at 11:50 am Keith Jardine was really begining to regret falling asleep in the sauna while trying to cut weight for his next fight. BIG UP!
Fri, 09/19/08 - 12:37
Amir is fighting the thing that finally came out of Chuck Liddell's belly.
Fri, 09/19/08 - 12:41
Amir: Oh shit Im fighting Mini-Me?!. This is gonna be easy! This motherf*cker is gonna be out faster than a deaf kid playing musical chairs.
Fri, 09/19/08 - 12:55
I know the UFC likes to feed cans to TUF winners, but this is getting out of hand.
Fri, 09/19/08 - 12:59
UFC 150 "Amir Sadollah VS Ken Shamrock"
Fri, 09/19/08 - 01:00
"Wanna make a sex tape big boy?"
Fri, 09/19/08 - 01:02
# ThatsRowdy Says: September 19th, 2008 at 12:02 pm After months of training Amir is excited for his turn in the 3rd Annual Prive Midget Toss contest. # Sodak Says: September 19th, 2008 at 12:12 pm Amir holds back a smile as he readies for the first index finger thumb triangle in mma history. # Anonymous Says: September 19th, 2008 at 1:16 pm After Amir Cut his hair they discovered that Vern Troyer was actually living in the front of Amirs weird Hairdoo….further investigation showed that both Amir and Vern were inspired by the movie Rattitoullie and Vern helped Amir to win the show by pulling on his hair, fooling CB twice with the same armbar…. # oligarchy Says: September 19th, 2008 at 3:55 pm Amir laughs at the emaciated Verne for not realizing he didn’t need to cut any weight. # SanchO Says: September 19th, 2008 at 4:10 pm So all I have to do is this and Gary Coleman and Webster will stop ganging up on me.
Fri, 09/19/08 - 01:02
"You're short as hell dude...know what I mean VERN?"
Fri, 09/19/08 - 01:03
Two very different "how's taste my pee pee" faces.
Fri, 09/19/08 - 01:06
Following the success of TUF 9, UK vs USA, Zuffa sets up TUF 10, midgets vs middle east. Vern has better boxing defense than Rampage does. "Aww, it does tricks! Just remember not to feed it after midnight or get it wet."
Fri, 09/19/08 - 01:07
"Ripleys dog....Barnum dog, and Bailey doggg, thats who I belong with! Straight up dwarf DOG, for real straight up midget......you just don't know dog!"
Fri, 09/19/08 - 01:32
Someone once told me you if you punch a leprechaun he gives you a pot of gold.
Fri, 09/19/08 - 01:32
Amir couldn't triangle choke the bugga for fear of statutory rape charges
Fri, 09/19/08 - 01:33
"The face off for Amir's next fight proving that no talent came out of TUF 7"
Fri, 09/19/08 - 01:34
The lollipop king wants his tribute!
Fri, 09/19/08 - 01:36
I shall call him.... MINI-AMIR
Fri, 09/19/08 - 01:38
Mini Me Didnt TAP
Fri, 09/19/08 - 01:41
"I thought you'd be bigger."
Fri, 09/19/08 - 01:47
UFC 95 " Amir Sadollah Vs. Chuck Liddell's cock"
Fri, 09/19/08 - 02:22
And in this corner, weighing 58 and a half pounds, Verne, Mini-Me Troyyyyeeeer! "Verne Troyer's got a serious reach issue against Sadollah Joe." "He's got CRAZY jiu-jitsu skills though, I've rolled with this guy, you have to be really careful but he's incredible!" "He's the Muggsy Moggs of BJJ." "No, just no." "Sadollah's got Troyer in trouble! Dan Mirigolotta is texting his wife about the DVR!" "Omaplata! Amir is in serious trouble! He's out." "Close call Joe."
Fri, 09/19/08 - 02:45
amir: " come on Verne, lets take a cool pic so that 5 cagepotato readers can win the ugliest shirt ever!"
Fri, 09/19/08 - 03:03
You think I'm scary now? Put me in my Rascal and I'll show you my spinning back fist!
Fri, 09/19/08 - 03:17
"that's not how you make a fist you retard."
Fri, 09/19/08 - 03:21
Amir admits his first hand picked opponent just might not be on his level.
Fri, 09/19/08 - 03:23
GET IN MY BELLY!
Fri, 09/19/08 - 03:29
Mini Me, you defeat me.
Fri, 09/19/08 - 05:22
"Hey Amir, are you sure we are fighting at babyweight"
Fri, 09/19/08 - 05:35
My caption: "I really can't think of anything witty to say after 232 othersposts. I just really want that shirt, and I'm too cheap to buy it."
Fri, 09/19/08 - 06:11
Shortly after posting this caption contest, BenJewmin realized that having fixed the commenting errors may have ruined his weekend. He has since hired TUF Guy to invite all commentators to Chicago where he will ::punch self into kidney::, effectively eliminating the need to read the comments and actually give away shirts. BenJewmin will then report the shirts as a loss, share the shirts with BF, reinstate the programming errors on the site and await new Break passerby to befriend the CP. Sounds a bit like the Matrix...
Fri, 09/19/08 - 06:52
I´m the demon that was sitting on Rampages when he did NOT crash and especially did NOT cause mayhem with his little shopping cart.
Fri, 09/19/08 - 07:08
"You can't hit me I have AIDS!!!"
Fri, 09/19/08 - 07:56
Someone go and call KJ Noons; we've got the perfect opponent for him right here.
Fri, 09/19/08 - 08:51
"Dude, I shrunk Dana White with my MIND!"
Fri, 09/19/08 - 09:14
I was about to order a shirt. Then I saw that they don't ship outside of the US. Too bad.
Fri, 09/19/08 - 09:57
1. Vern: Want to fight? Amir: Yeah, why don't you stick your head up my butt and fight for air. Troll. Vern: Seriously? Cuz I could probably make that happen. Amir: ? 2. Vern: Hey do you have a match? Amir: Yeah, your face and the dry-docker I just pinched off in the men's room. Vern: You're a dick 3. Amir Sadollah and Vern Troyer celebrating after Amir's submission victory over C.B. Dalloway. Sadollah's after-party was held at a local Chuck E. Cheese.* *It should be noted that CB Dollaway's mouth looks like an over-fucked vagina. 4. There's only one thing Amir hates more than midgets.....himself. 5. Shortly after this picture was taken Troyer sneezed, setting off Sadollah's cat-like reflexes, causing the ultimate fighter to punch the balls right of the half pint. Troyer was later found with his upper body wedged into the drop ceiling. When asked for comment Sadollah stated: "Who gives a fuck, he's not even a real person." 6. Get your filthy paws off me you damn dirty dwarf! 7. Security: Allright, who brought the Chucky doll? 8. This is the last known picture taken of Vern Troyer. Shortly after this photo was taken Troyer had the misfortune of running into Clay Guida's brother in the bathroom were he was reportedly eaten with mayo on rye. When asked for comment Jason stated: "He was delicious." 9. Amir: Who's my widdle buddy? Look at you, you're so adorable I just want to punt you across the room! Vern: You're an ass. 10. Amir: Holy shit! Look who it is! Hey man can I get your autograph? Vern: Sure. Amir: Awesome! I loved you in Total Recall! Hey how'd they get you in that dude's stomach? Vern: Dick. 11. In order to make weight for his next fight an unknown Brazilian fighter had a 20 pound chunk of colon removed. Now it walks around calling itself Vern.
Fri, 09/19/08 - 10:35
"How high am I??? I am seriously about to punch a leprechaun!"
Fri, 09/19/08 - 10:41
TAP the baby... No TAPPING the baby
Fri, 09/19/08 - 10:56
"Wow Vern, you're so small I could use you as a dildo...oh, wait a tic..."
Fri, 09/19/08 - 01:16
"Amir sheds his underdog status."
Fri, 09/19/08 - 01:46
"I dont think amir realizes what hes getting himself into"
Fri, 09/19/08 - 02:45
Amir, you had me at armbar... had me at armbar
Fri, 09/19/08 - 04:22
"I'm sorry, I didn't catch your gnome. You are a midget. WAR SADOLLAHHHHHH!!!!"
Fri, 09/19/08 - 04:24
The powerful "Stevia" lobby force Dana's hand into giving Dan Quinn the first shot at Amir.
Fri, 09/19/08 - 04:33
Let's doooo this...how bout a catch weight of 72 pounds?
Fri, 09/19/08 - 04:36
After months of trying to make "the Noons fight" happen (don't be scared homey). Troyer begrudgingly accepts the Sadollah bout. (Oh my god that's SO topical. It's ripped right out of today's headlines! I feel like Jay Leno only with a bigger dick and slightly smaller balls. I'm going to take off the shirt I'm wearing and go sit cross-legged in front of my door to wait for my new shirt to arrive!)
Fri, 09/19/08 - 04:42
Auditioning for the remake of Mad Max- Under the Golden Dome...Blaster Sadollah and Master Troyer...no whistling on the set.
Fri, 09/19/08 - 04:44
Two men enter one man leave...two men enter one man leave.
Fri, 09/19/08 - 04:48
Amir Sadollah vs George St. Pierre (Before the steroids)
Fri, 09/19/08 - 04:52
That's the ugliest fukin baby i've ever seen. please forgive me Lord...and all the pigmies in New Gunea.
Fri, 09/19/08 - 05:13
Dana White finally convinced GSP to have himself shrunk down to make his fights a little more fair.
Fri, 09/19/08 - 06:27
Amir takes it in stride as he he meets the fellow coach of the upcoming season of TUF 9.
Fri, 09/19/08 - 06:43
Hey man, I might be tiny but I'm mighty.
Fri, 09/19/08 - 06:45
Don't make me make you kick my ass!
Fri, 09/19/08 - 06:47
I don't know karate but I know run your toe over with my wheelchair.
Fri, 09/19/08 - 09:10
My votes so far: shutupandfight - Thunderdome references are always winners. Too bad it took you so many tries to get to your best one. "Two men enter..." Sam - I laughed 'till my soda came out my nose when I read yours. Think that's the funniest, hands down. JoshLikesCagePotato - Solid (the leprechaun one) Machine - If you could do it in a Joe Rogan voice...classic.
Fri, 09/19/08 - 09:37
"An avid Ernest fan, Amir couldn't pass at the chance to say "Hey Vern."
Fri, 09/19/08 - 11:04
amir: " ahh, look at him, hes really trying to pose like a fighter, i was just kidding but..."
Fri, 09/19/08 - 11:14
The Ultimate Fighter 8 posing with the one man who made more of a jackass of himself on reality television than Jesse Taylor.
Fri, 09/19/08 - 11:25
hey does the winner have to pass a piss test?
Sat, 09/20/08 - 12:22
Sadollah says: hey anyone seen my other nut...ya know, the not so fiesty one?
Sat, 09/20/08 - 02:20
Ok...first one to shit their pants wins...ready...go!
Sat, 09/20/08 - 02:35
Wow, Chuck is taking his loss badly!
Sat, 09/20/08 - 03:52
Why didn't John McCarthy tell Verne Troyer's mother not to hit to the back of the head?
Sat, 09/20/08 - 03:55
Amir spots Tito Ortiz trying to sneak back into the UFC at a different weight class
Sat, 09/20/08 - 03:59
Amiracle...butterbean give birth!
Sat, 09/20/08 - 04:01
Amiracle...Butterbean gives birth!!!
Sat, 09/20/08 - 04:43
Amir: Hollah for Sodallah! Verne: Hollah for Sodallah?...more like I just fisted yo mothah!
Sat, 09/20/08 - 09:26
Damn Verne Troyer looks all cracked out, I know hes a super tiny midget and midgets are already kinda fuked up lookin, but he looks hes been hittin that snow white hardcore.
Sat, 09/20/08 - 12:30
Tito hires Jenna's dietician...seeks new weight class.
Sat, 09/20/08 - 02:29
If Verne loses this, he should really consider a drop to 15 lbs.
Sat, 09/20/08 - 02:44
Ladies and Gentlemen!!!!!! Amir's next opponent........ Verne Troyer. Who says the UFC pampers their fighter???
Sat, 09/20/08 - 02:44
Ladies and Gentlemen!!!!!! Amir's next opponent........ Verne Troyer. Who says the UFC pampers their fighters???
Sat, 09/20/08 - 04:26
Judging by the look on Amir's face, Vern has just proven that its not the amount of dynamite that counts, its the length of the fuse that makes a man
Sat, 09/20/08 - 05:31
Mini Me likes chocolat ... Amir doesnt Prive! ..... its like freaking catnip for Ulitmate Fighters Amir, do you want to take over the world, Do you want to take over the F**king World
Sat, 09/20/08 - 05:33
UFC 100 Amir Sadollah vs a "real" Cage Potato
Sat, 09/20/08 - 07:48
Verne Troyer... A fight that even KJ Noons would take. Maybe.
Sat, 09/20/08 - 08:26
Dammit, I knew I shouldn't have listed "wrestling with my blue veiner" in the "hobbies" section of the TUF application.....
Sat, 09/20/08 - 11:48
Size dosen't matter
Sun, 09/21/08 - 04:18
Since Jesse Taylor kicked a window out of a limousine, you have to fight someone who pees his pants cuz he can't reach the urinal
Sun, 09/21/08 - 12:35
VT: I'm about to make you holla for yo fatha Sodallah. AS: Bring it fetus-boy.
Sun, 09/21/08 - 03:46
Royce& Ken& Dan& Randy& Mark& Verne.
Sun, 09/21/08 - 05:34
And next up for Amir will be Sean Sherk who continues to claim he is clean and did not take steroids...
Sun, 09/21/08 - 05:53
Amir Sabdollah and Gabe Rudiger's colonoscopy discharge ham it up for the camera.
Sun, 09/21/08 - 06:55
UFC sues CagePotato for leaking the proof that Jose Aguilar actually did impregnate Junie Browning during the filming of tuf 8.
Mon, 09/22/08 - 04:44
Watch out Gary Coleman and Emmanuel Lewis I'm coming for that 3 foot 9 in. Title. Don't tell me I can't do it because I will!
Mon, 09/22/08 - 01:50
Amir poses with the newest member from the TAPOUT crew........babydick
Mon, 09/22/08 - 03:42
amir sadollah takes on sean sherk after sherk decides steriods arnt the way to do...
Mon, 09/22/08 - 04:11
Keith Jardine returns to fight at a lower weight class after his devastating loss to Silva.
Mon, 09/22/08 - 05:08
Amir: Get in my octagon!!!!!
Mon, 09/22/08 - 09:04
"You know, Amir, in some parts of the world midgets are considered a delicacy!" - Verne Troyer
Mon, 09/22/08 - 10:26
Amir Sadollah vs. Brock Lesnar's last crap
Mon, 09/22/08 - 10:39
Jose Aguilar: Oh shit, dawg! You shrunk Dana White with your mind, dawg! Just like Hitler, dawg! Straight up Stephen King shit, dawg!
Mon, 09/22/08 - 11:37
A high kick to the nuts will knock that smile off your face...time out...let me do some stretching.
Tue, 09/23/08 - 01:30
i guess Amir doesn't mind when a midget vomits on his shirt
Tue, 09/23/08 - 03:00
This is what happens when you need to make weight for a fight and Chuck Liddell locks you in the sauna. Let that be a lesson.
Tue, 09/23/08 - 02:23
Looks like more than just CB Dollaway's ego was deflated!
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