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Quinton Rampage Jackson UFC King of Queens

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Here’s your chance to own a piece of the TapouT lifestyle without the dirty feeling of knowing you’re lining these guys‘ pockets. has provided us with a pair of the MMA gloves shown above — and all you have to do to get them is provide the funniest caption to that picture of Quinton “Rampage” Jackson kicking ass at what appears to be a Chili’s. Contest ends Tuesday at midnight (ET). Feel free to enter multiple times, and please check out GroundAndPound for all your MMA gear needs. Good luck out there…

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Scott Whitt- August 31, 2008 at 2:25 am
"If I don't get to meet Leah Remini, this honkie gets it!!!"
Rage Kage- August 26, 2008 at 9:31 pm
When the asylum loses it's tranquilizers...
Jacob- August 23, 2008 at 10:39 pm
Watcha gotta do for some fried chicken round here.
kingdame- August 23, 2008 at 2:07 pm
"Ladies and Gentlemen the tag team champions of the wooooooorrrlld"
BrianS- August 21, 2008 at 4:39 pm
Now you will taste my pee pee pee
espoleta- August 16, 2008 at 7:02 pm
rampage, " i thought you said you was gonna pay us"

dude in the back,"i wonder if rampage will sign my truck?"
michael- August 15, 2008 at 5:49 pm
jackson's after party ufc 86
Fedor Emelianenko - Step-by-step MMA tutorial- August 12, 2008 at 7:52 pm
"Watch for the supplex!" :D
Can you see me now- August 12, 2008 at 3:42 am
Uhh Rampage? Randy? I told you reading the Kama Sutra with a mirror wouldn't work!
theragecompelsme- August 12, 2008 at 2:22 am
"Look what I can DO!!"
Markdog- August 11, 2008 at 8:17 pm
Good Ol' Fashioned Tea-Bagging Fun!!!

(Photo courtesy of The Open Closet Night Club - San Francisco, CA)
Markdog- August 11, 2008 at 8:12 pm
Good Ol' Fashioned Tea-Bagging Fun!!!

(Photo taken from San Francisco, CA at local bar The Open Closet)
Sharper- August 11, 2008 at 4:37 pm
Rampage, being the gentleman he is, never lets his friends drive home drunk after a night out at Chili's.
Horror Fighter- August 11, 2008 at 1:10 pm
In hindsight, Kevin realized that he should have read the script more closely before agreeing to star in the remake of "The Accused."
theragecompelsme- August 11, 2008 at 3:53 am
The girls never came!....THEY NEVER CAME!!!!!!
abeldaddy- August 10, 2008 at 7:37 pm
Damn that Jackson he was to supposed to stop fasting poor guy only wanted his autograph
bishops gaiter- August 10, 2008 at 7:35 pm
Rampage secounds away from throwing an innnocent pregnant man down the stairs to show the proper way to deleiver a miscariage.
Dollar Hot Dogs- August 10, 2008 at 6:52 pm
disgruntled postal worker on a Rampage? Total cliche.
ClownBaby- August 10, 2008 at 3:42 pm
@ Kevin James: sorry bro, just saw an overweight delivery guy with a dumb look on his face
Random Hero- August 10, 2008 at 6:41 am
White meat comin' thru!
rickyc- August 10, 2008 at 3:03 am
Rampage starts his community service as a postal carrier carrier.
BigWilly805- August 10, 2008 at 12:37 am
Y'all thought my rasslin stopped with the powerbomb huh?
BigWilly805- August 10, 2008 at 12:36 am
SO...Rampage, Randy Couture and Kevin James walk into a Chili's...
Tomahawk1fan- August 9, 2008 at 8:20 pm
"I'm tired of being your Wing Man, Randy. I always get stuck with the fat one!"
Realghostbuster- August 9, 2008 at 4:25 pm
Ariel Helwani looks on in the background, "mmm... I'd go on a rampage thru LA to tap that ass out!"

Rampage - "The bad news is you had a miscarriage. Good news is I found a replacement baby!"
Randy - "Stay back Child Services! He won't get lost in your system any longer!"

Alternate Lines -
Rampge - "Jesus wants us to joyride a monster truck... sponsored by Toyo Tires."
Kevin James - "Holy crap! Randy just rocked Joe Rogan!"

Standing in the back, Rampage's lawyer realized his defense case just got alot harder after Jackson couldn't decide on soup or salad without hitting the closest thing that looked pregnant.

Another typical night in LA's favorite construction themed gay bar, "The Manhole".

Rampage: "If we're going to make this human crucifix thing work, stop squirming your fat ass!"
Kevin James: "What's Randy doing?"
Rampge: He's re-enacting the eleventh plague- droppin' elbows on suckas!"