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Thu, 08/07/08 - 01:22
Chili's Buffalo Chicken Kickers: So good they'll cause "delirium"!
Thu, 08/07/08 - 01:26
This is what happens when you don't put Rampage's dressing on the side.
Thu, 08/07/08 - 01:31
and they kept screaming "he's fat not pregnant"
Thu, 08/07/08 - 01:32
...as part of the plea-bargain, Rampage was sentenced to 50 hours of community service, which he has opted to serve taking out white trash in local establishments.
Thu, 08/07/08 - 01:36
"The day after Rampage vs. Griffin 2"
Thu, 08/07/08 - 01:40
Rampage's new job: Delivering janitors to Randy Couture to be beaten.
Thu, 08/07/08 - 01:43
Ever the ladies man, Rampage pauses mid-beating to mug for the camera.
Thu, 08/07/08 - 01:45
Rampage uses a local pub patron to illustrate exactly how big Forrest Griffin's ears are.
Thu, 08/07/08 - 01:47
Larry The Cable Guy when he gets angry
Thu, 08/07/08 - 01:49
Umm, so the pose is real similar and all, but still, I don't think that was quite how Jesus did it...
Thu, 08/07/08 - 01:49
Rampage's delirium has degenerated into attacking C-list, overweight comedians.
Thu, 08/07/08 - 01:50
We all have our cross to bear.
Thu, 08/07/08 - 01:51
Couture & Jackson Chiropracting
Thu, 08/07/08 - 01:54
Rampage's new workout headed by his new trainer(Chuck Liddel's Lil' Brother) in the background. (fatmiddle-agedwhiteguy not sold in stores.)
Thu, 08/07/08 - 01:56
Rampage's planned parenthood...getting creative with your abortion.
Thu, 08/07/08 - 01:59
"Hey 'Page? I think my balls are touching the back you your head and my Hand is on your ass. Does this make us friends?
Thu, 08/07/08 - 02:01
"HOLY, look at those cauliflour ears!.....mmmmmm Cauliflour.."
Thu, 08/07/08 - 02:02
“Hey ‘Page? I think my balls are touching the back of your head and my Hand is on your ass. Does this make us friends?
Thu, 08/07/08 - 02:03
Filling in for Bob Sapp, special guest Rampage Jackson getting in on the fun during Randy Couture's 2nd Annual 'Rape The Rapists' Charity Event
Thu, 08/07/08 - 02:05
Even after losing your belt everyone at Chili's is gonna know you still have some fight left in you!
Thu, 08/07/08 - 02:08
Q: Can God make a man so fat that he can't pick him up? A: Obviously not.
Thu, 08/07/08 - 02:12
After putting back a few red bulls, Rampage decided the next logical step in his life was to go on a murderous no pun intended as a post officer.
Thu, 08/07/08 - 02:13
"I never believed in God. Then one day I was watching 'King of Queens' and he just walked onto the television screen, put one of the characters in the Torture Rack, and shattered the fourth wall by making direct eye contact with me."
Thu, 08/07/08 - 02:15
And YOU must be the Monopoly guy! Thanks for the free parking.
Thu, 08/07/08 - 02:16
NOT PICTURED: Dana White, insisting to everybody that this is perfectly normal behavior and that Rampage is NOT crazy.
Thu, 08/07/08 - 02:19
Randy, you crazy son of a bitch.
Thu, 08/07/08 - 02:20
Rampage says..."THIS is what brown can do for you!"
Thu, 08/07/08 - 02:22
and I thought the cross was heavy
Thu, 08/07/08 - 02:24
Quinton stops to ask Randy how many fights he has left on his contract after this next one.
Thu, 08/07/08 - 02:25
20 minutes later, the man that Rampage body-slammed tragically lost his food-baby. (By the way, I'm not "posting comments too quickly" you fuckers!)
Thu, 08/07/08 - 02:26
A physical representation of the weight of all Rampage's problems being lifted off of his shoulders.
Thu, 08/07/08 - 02:27
I thought if the F-5 can work for Brock Lesnar, maybe WWE can help me out
Thu, 08/07/08 - 02:35
It ain't an unborn baby, but it'll do
Thu, 08/07/08 - 02:36
Man, why did I sign up for this crap!
Thu, 08/07/08 - 02:36
Rampage's first meal after his 4 day fast.....
Thu, 08/07/08 - 02:39
"Hey Randy, tenderize this honkey while I go get me more Red Bull!"
Thu, 08/07/08 - 02:39
Fired?!? Because I can't deliver on time?!? So what if I can't read a watch, I'm on Rampage delusional time! (I didn't know how to make this one work, it didn't come out right. I wouldn't mind at all if somebody stole this idea and made it sound better.)
Thu, 08/07/08 - 02:41
Rampage knew he was carrying dead weight his entire career, but this was getting ridiculous.
Thu, 08/07/08 - 02:43
Ace "Rampage" Ventura, "Is that your gun digging into my head?"
Thu, 08/07/08 - 02:45
How sad. Rampage has gone from having his way with 80 pound Japanese girls to 200 pound comedians. Oh well, he doesn't seem to mind.
Thu, 08/07/08 - 02:49
While Rampage carries her away Randy beats the waitstaff senseless for giving Kim Couture that fourth rack of Baby Back Ribs.
Thu, 08/07/08 - 02:51
No Honkey, I am the King of Kings!! But After a week at Irvine Psychiatric he realized the name of the show was actually King of Queens....
Thu, 08/07/08 - 02:52
Man I am constipated, perhaps if I put a 300 pound man on my back it will help me take a dump...uuggghhhh...nope still nothing...hey crazy man in the background stop looking at my ass like its candy or your next
Thu, 08/07/08 - 02:53
Rampage goes totally psychotic and starts quoting from "Footsteps in the Sand". http://tinyurl.com/Footsteps-Sand
Thu, 08/07/08 - 02:55
When will I get this monkey off my back??!!
Thu, 08/07/08 - 02:57
Bitches and hoes, bitches and hoes, gotta get me some bitches and hoes.
Thu, 08/07/08 - 03:00
After hearing the terrible news about the miscarriage, Rampage began performing missionary work by trying to save all unborn babies. Unfortunately, he has as much trouble distinguishing male from female as he does big hand from little hand. Also... "I really miss him, he was like a son to me," Juanito Ibarra remarked. "He used to carry me around like that. Those were some good times....."
Thu, 08/07/08 - 03:00
Hey Randy, hows my new scarf look? It's made out of white people.
Thu, 08/07/08 - 03:05
After one to many redbulls rampage decided he was no longer a god but instead a taxi.
Thu, 08/07/08 - 03:12
Don't you know I'm god, white boy!
Thu, 08/07/08 - 03:15
Jesus on the cross, carrying the weight of the world. And by jesus i mean a looney tune and weight I mean Kevin James' fat ass.
Thu, 08/07/08 - 03:16
"Randy, don't look now, but I think the guy behind us is that crazy fucker 'T-Bag' from Prison Break and he keeps staring at my ass!!!"
Thu, 08/07/08 - 03:17
Look what I can do! (Stewart from mad tv)
Thu, 08/07/08 - 03:20
Next time the parcel carriers were careful to deliver Extreme Couture's HGH shipment on time.
Thu, 08/07/08 - 03:21
Rampage dumps Juanito for the new Chili's training camp
Thu, 08/07/08 - 03:26
It seems Rampage was in fact the last person to receive the memo of Xtreme Couture relocating
Thu, 08/07/08 - 03:28
"After failing to put in his contact lenses, Rampage decides to take who his perceived son on a little ride"
Thu, 08/07/08 - 03:29
man i want those gloves.
Thu, 08/07/08 - 03:30
"Hey Rampage! Listen, the new training equipment hasn't come in yet, so for now, you can squat this guy over here and if you need anything, I'll be over there doing preacher curls."
Thu, 08/07/08 - 03:30
gah i messed that up... "After failing to put in his contact lenses, Rampage decides to take his perceived son on a little ride"
Thu, 08/07/08 - 03:31
After his twelfth Awesome Blossom, Rampage has trouble distinguishing between his steel chain necklace and the waitstaff.
Thu, 08/07/08 - 03:37
"Hold him down, Randy. I'm puttin' this one in sideways!"
Thu, 08/07/08 - 03:37
Heyyy my bad about that whole fetus thing, this little guy here should make us even.
Thu, 08/07/08 - 03:37
I ain't a chump, homey. I ain't throwing this dude at no pregnant bitches, ya feel me?
Thu, 08/07/08 - 03:44
"and God, why in my time of troubles were there only one set of footprints in the Chili's"
Thu, 08/07/08 - 03:46
Its Couture and Rampage puting the beatdown on the ppl of kings of queens lol
Thu, 08/07/08 - 03:50
I want my baby back, baby back, baby back...
Thu, 08/07/08 - 03:52
Rampage, are you sure this is the best way to check your prostate?
Thu, 08/07/08 - 03:57
Gary Valentine....The other, other white meat.....
Thu, 08/07/08 - 04:07
"Why mis-carriage, when you can direct-carriage?"
Thu, 08/07/08 - 04:15
JC PENNY - Buy the first ugly janitors outfit at regular price, and get a travel janitor for FREE!
Thu, 08/07/08 - 04:22
"and stop coming to every UFC event Kevin James ya don't know me...(to Randy)...he's startin to drive Rampage a lil crazy"
Thu, 08/07/08 - 04:31
"Wow Rampage, thats a tight.." Rampage "yea I know".
Thu, 08/07/08 - 04:37
After the split with trainer Juanito Ibarra. Quinton decided to take a new faster, more aggresive aproach at training. He called it body building
Thu, 08/07/08 - 04:37
Rampages thoughts: This is what happens when Bob Sapp isn't available for these terrible acting jobs.
Thu, 08/07/08 - 04:42
Modern technology ever advancing, psychologists were actually able to capture a single, disturbing snapshot of Rampage's thought process shortly BEFORE he was arrested in Orange County.
Thu, 08/07/08 - 04:45
Rampage is doing his best Dino Bravo impersonation
Thu, 08/07/08 - 04:46
This was an episode of King of Queens
Thu, 08/07/08 - 04:49
Apparently the balding man in the back was the only one to notice that the pregnant man had just miscarried all over rampage's back.
Thu, 08/07/08 - 04:51
What do you mean we are out of energy drinks!!!!!!!!!
Thu, 08/07/08 - 04:58
Sure Rampage can lift this guy, but what about Jeff Sherwood?
Thu, 08/07/08 - 05:03
Rampage found the perfect hood ornament for his truck
Thu, 08/07/08 - 05:05
Somehow Crazy Rampage has mistaken the delivery guy for a cross
Thu, 08/07/08 - 05:10
Instead of getting kicked in the @ss and called a f@ggot, this is what happens when Rampage catches you looking at "The Brain"
Thu, 08/07/08 - 05:15
Hey your not kevin your his talentless brother gary. Only kevin gets to hang with Michael clark duncan you have got to go.
Thu, 08/07/08 - 05:21
Hey Randy, I like the white meat!
Thu, 08/07/08 - 05:24
Rampage "Too much energy drink make Rampage something something..." Couture "Go Crazy???" Rampage "Don't mind if I dooooooooooo!"
Thu, 08/07/08 - 05:40
"Nothing about this is psychological. Seriously..."
Thu, 08/07/08 - 05:55
"Dancing with the Stars" has taken a wierd turn these days...
Thu, 08/07/08 - 05:58
"Pictured: A scene from the new hit comedy 'I now pronounce you 'Page and Larry.' Rampage (as himself), smooth-talking ladies man, in order to qualify for auto insurance after his recent scandal, decides to circumvent his insurance denial by entering into a civil union with Larry (played by Kevin James). With special guest appearance by Randy Couture helping Rampage to fight off would-be contenders for Larry's love." NOTE: I'm aware that's not Kevin James, but damn if that guy isn't a dead ringer for him.
Thu, 08/07/08 - 06:01
The UFC Day Spa wasn't exactly all Gary Valentine had hoped it would be.
Thu, 08/07/08 - 06:02
How much do you wanna bet I can eat this whole PIG?!!!
Thu, 08/07/08 - 06:05
"Jeepers creepers Batman. It's not The Joker, it's StrongBad!"
Thu, 08/07/08 - 06:06
Randy Couture couldn't keep from laughing when Rampage said "I'll take the fat friend."
Thu, 08/07/08 - 06:15
Randy wants Fedor, Rampage wants a rematch....The other guys just wished they didn't take their anger out on them.
Thu, 08/07/08 - 06:18
His first day in prison, Rampage wastes no time selecting his bitch.
Thu, 08/07/08 - 06:21
Randy: "I'll have an order of Helpless UPS Delivery Guy. Well done, please." Rampage: "Same thing but make mine rare. And I'll take that to-go."
Thu, 08/07/08 - 06:31
In this deleted scene from The Scorpion King 2, we see Sargon and his eunuch battling the leaders of the Chilean empire.
Thu, 08/07/08 - 06:37
If he keeps losing contacts maybe Rampage should look into Laser eye surgery.
Thu, 08/07/08 - 06:50
Rampage training to become a pro wrestler with his new finishing maneuver, the death valley driver.
Thu, 08/07/08 - 06:56
Rampage and Couture's cleaning services! We clean till it sparkles bitches!!
Thu, 08/07/08 - 06:58
Popped Collars are the number one threat to America. Remember friends don't let friends pop collars.
Thu, 08/07/08 - 07:01
Rampage: "It's Chili's To-Go!"
Thu, 08/07/08 - 07:04
this is how bob sapp and randy couture got sent to prison with big stan.
Thu, 08/07/08 - 07:06
what would've happened if they didn't threaten rampage with guns after his hit and run first.
Thu, 08/07/08 - 07:08
rampage: you got your bitch? randy: im working on it....only rapist right?
Thu, 08/07/08 - 07:08
Sadly, after recent events, Rampage Jackson was forced to "create" a position with IPS
Thu, 08/07/08 - 07:11
"Hey Randy, I told you I was like Jesus....this fat guy will be my cross to bear"
Thu, 08/07/08 - 07:23
"Good lord your strong! Hey, Does Randy Couture have a lower back tatoo? What does "Sugarfree's Bitch" mean?"
Thu, 08/07/08 - 07:35
After a failed career as a taxi driver Rampage decided to cut out the middleman. He became a taxi.
Thu, 08/07/08 - 07:35
Black Man's Burden "We've been carryin' your asses for fo-hundred years."
Thu, 08/07/08 - 07:41
CMON KJ...Let me walk you though the pearly gates.....YOU KNOW I'M GOD.....RIGHT?
Thu, 08/07/08 - 07:44
Randy and Rampage moonighting as chiropractors at the local Chilis.
Thu, 08/07/08 - 07:45
***Edit*** moonlighting
Thu, 08/07/08 - 07:47
"Bitches."
Thu, 08/07/08 - 07:53
The Casting call for "Superbad 2... Grown up and Crazy" didn't go quite like they had planned....
Thu, 08/07/08 - 07:57
That isn't me in that photo you bunch of retards....Just wanted to point that out.....
Thu, 08/07/08 - 07:58
Even when he was younger... in cheesy, staged for tv bar fights... Chuck Liddell sat back in the corner and waited for a counter punch.
Thu, 08/07/08 - 08:01
"I'm sooo fly"
Thu, 08/07/08 - 08:05
Here, Quinton demonstrates "The Ultimate Balltap", which is all the rage amongst over sized high school bullies. The shit eating grin is crucial technique.
Thu, 08/07/08 - 08:20
Before I give you the patented Rampage-Slam, are you sure you're not that pregnant guy from Oprah?
Thu, 08/07/08 - 08:26
Ladies and Gentlemen after 5 rounds and 25 minutes of great Chili's action, we go to the judges scorecards for a decision. Adalaide Byrd scores the contest: 48-46 Nelson Hamilton has it: 48-46 And, Roy Silbert has it: 49-46 Declaring the winner by unanimous decision, aaaaaaand Neeeewwww Chili's Undisputed World Light Heavy Weight Champion: Forrest "the delivery guy" Griiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiimus!!!!
Thu, 08/07/08 - 08:27
"Who ordered the white guy?"
Thu, 08/07/08 - 08:30
"Hurry up and take the picture, this guy is getting a chubby!"
Thu, 08/07/08 - 08:39
if tim sylvia can dance to the "phantom of the opera," then get $800k from affliction, i should get a cool million for this twirl.
Thu, 08/07/08 - 08:51
cecil peoples scores the bout: 52-42 rampage
Thu, 08/07/08 - 08:53
This is me btw. I submitted a few so on the off-chance I get one selected I put my email in this time. I forgot to all previous times...duh...
Thu, 08/07/08 - 08:59
"The King of Delirium"
Thu, 08/07/08 - 09:14
This is going to be worse than that night in Jail.
Thu, 08/07/08 - 09:25
"The power of Christ compels you to carry me home"
Thu, 08/07/08 - 09:33
this is what really happens when you try and "dine with a perfectly sane rampage jackson."
Thu, 08/07/08 - 09:44
The psych ward’s rendition of The Outsiders. Catch it before Randy tries to renegotiate his contract.
Thu, 08/07/08 - 09:47
I hate having to do Kevin's stunt work.....I am the one who fell off that ladder in Chuck and Larry, I was the one who had to Kiss Will Smith in Hitch, and now here I am in this photo, I was the one who had to be twirled around and prison raped by Rampage and Couture, cause they don't want to mess up Kevin's cute face, Then Kevin says in interveiws that he does all his own stunts...yeah right budy!!!!
Thu, 08/07/08 - 10:06
rampage: can you make me some fajitas out of THIS>?
Thu, 08/07/08 - 10:12
Just a perfectly sane guy getting in a perfectly sane bar brawl.
Thu, 08/07/08 - 10:26
See I told you I'm not crazy! Would a crazy person wear such a kick ass green hat?!?
Thu, 08/07/08 - 10:31
This is what your baby was going to look like Lady, so really I did you a favor.
Thu, 08/07/08 - 10:39
Affliction: Day of Reckoning/ Main Event - Rampage v. The Natural v. Big Kuntry
Thu, 08/07/08 - 10:40
Kimbo got the CMA's and I still gotta do promo for Spike?!?
Thu, 08/07/08 - 10:42
After losing his UFC contract, Quinton Jackson became a male model, here he is with Black Steel
Thu, 08/07/08 - 11:07
Nigroooo Tosssss! , later that day it was revealed that the pregnent transexual Rampage threw had a miscarriage. Oops.
Fri, 08/08/08 - 12:08
did anyone notice the look on the "young" Cro Cop's Face??? Looks like he was the one fasting.... That shit is just fucking priceless!!!!
Fri, 08/08/08 - 01:03
"I just spent the last six weeks dragging around this fatass now you tell me Jason Lambert is dropping to 185...thanks Juanito...you're fired."
Fri, 08/08/08 - 02:29
They later explained to a disappointed Rampage, that he was just fat, and in fact, not pregnant.
Fri, 08/08/08 - 02:35
Another workout "and one and two and three annnd ffloor!..."
Fri, 08/08/08 - 04:16
"look what I found in the garbage....a perfectly good white man. Are we just throwing these things away?"
Fri, 08/08/08 - 05:08
In other news: Court was rocked today when Rampage Jackson's attorney submits exhibit "A" as Jackson walks in carrying the miscarried baby he exclaims, "No wonder you had a miscarriage, you should have given birth 38 years ago!"
Fri, 08/08/08 - 08:08
"I bet you my next fight don't go to no decision. I bet my whole purse, and this big dude on it!"
Fri, 08/08/08 - 09:10
Randy was thinking Chili's. Rampage was thinking he created the universe in seven days.
Fri, 08/08/08 - 09:12
As God, Rampage's first order of business was to cast Adam from the Garden of Eden.
Fri, 08/08/08 - 09:17
During the most trying periods of your life, when you only saw one set of footprints in the sand, I was carrying you. And Randy was crippling your friend.
Fri, 08/08/08 - 09:21
A new employee of Chotchkie's, Rampage completely misunderstood the restaurant's flair policy.
Fri, 08/08/08 - 09:25
After legal problems ended his UFC career, Rampage was forced to take the job of disposing of the people whom Randy killed for asking, "Don't you think that you're too old to fight Fedor?"
Fri, 08/08/08 - 09:32
Randy Couture convinces a down-on-his luck "Rampage" Jackson to try acting in straight-to-DVD productions, and filming begins on "Lethal Weapon 5: This Time It's Different Because the White Guy's the Old One and the Black Guy's the Crazy One."
Fri, 08/08/08 - 09:37
"Macho Man" Randy Couture and "Rampage" Monsoon find that they make an effective tag team, winning their first match by simultaneously hitting their opponents with their respective finishing moves: the flying elbow and the airplane spin.
Fri, 08/08/08 - 10:28
those gloves look shit
Fri, 08/08/08 - 01:16
dubz wins imho
Fri, 08/08/08 - 01:23
What happens when Rampage escapes the "watchful" eye of Dana White.
Fri, 08/08/08 - 01:28
in the end chuck could only watch in horror as rampage took yet another trophy from him
Fri, 08/08/08 - 01:35
From the beginning of time, righteous men have bravely imbed christianity to the heads (and other bodyparts) of infidels.
Fri, 08/08/08 - 01:39
"I´m not a crook"
Fri, 08/08/08 - 02:04
okay.... you can have the booth
Fri, 08/08/08 - 04:10
In an energy-drink induced rage, Randy Couture then bumps into Rampage, causing him to mis-carry his illegitimate son. Said Rampage after the incident, "If it could happen to God, it could happen to anyone..."
Fri, 08/08/08 - 04:28
no rematch with forrest. "rampage go smash now!"
Fri, 08/08/08 - 04:38
Rampage: "100, 101,102,103, pfeww! your up Randy, i just beat my squating record!" Randy:" 1 sec, im still working these kinks out on this guy"
Fri, 08/08/08 - 06:14
Lost contact to blame for Rampage's restaurant hit and run?
Fri, 08/08/08 - 10:51
the best parrrt of wa-king uuuup...is two girls and onnne cuuuup. the fact that i sang that fuker should neutralize the fact that it doesn't even remotely apply.
Fri, 08/08/08 - 10:56
Looks like Rampage just found out Clay Aiken fathered a child.
Fri, 08/08/08 - 11:02
Rampage goes bizerko when the house jukebox doesn't have Katey Perry's "I Kissed A Girl."
Fri, 08/08/08 - 11:36
"Alright Randy, you keep destroying their nervous system and I'll bring them to their homes, lay their incapacitated bodies on the couch and turn on Spike to bump up the ratings for Dana"
Fri, 08/08/08 - 11:37
Hancock II:The Return of the Scorpion King
Sat, 08/09/08 - 12:43
After a week of fasting, Rampage's guest appearence on King of Queens did not go as planned...
Sat, 08/09/08 - 12:44
Nevermind Rampage, whats up with the creepy guy behind him?
Sat, 08/09/08 - 01:20
I'm gonna make you squeal like a pig you pork skin mudda fukka!
Sat, 08/09/08 - 01:21
I'm gonna make you squeal like a pig you pork skin fag!
Sat, 08/09/08 - 01:25
there's no monkeys in canada!
Sat, 08/09/08 - 01:25
Rampage was known for his agression in the cage. Now he uses it to pick up men in gay bars.
Sat, 08/09/08 - 11:25
Randy, must we do this every time you get drunk? I'm supposed to be the crazy one. Poor Rampage, it's OK dude; we all get bored during king of queens.
Sat, 08/09/08 - 11:49
I like taste of this man's Pee-Pee-Pee!!
Sat, 08/09/08 - 04:25
Ariel Helwani looks on in the background, "mmm... I'd go on a rampage thru LA to tap that ass out!" Rampage - "The bad news is you had a miscarriage. Good news is I found a replacement baby!" Randy - "Stay back Child Services! He won't get lost in your system any longer!" Alternate Lines - Rampge - "Jesus wants us to joyride a monster truck... sponsored by Toyo Tires." Kevin James - "Holy crap! Randy just rocked Joe Rogan!" Standing in the back, Rampage's lawyer realized his defense case just got alot harder after Jackson couldn't decide on soup or salad without hitting the closest thing that looked pregnant. Another typical night in LA's favorite construction themed gay bar, "The Manhole". Rampage: "If we're going to make this human crucifix thing work, stop squirming your fat ass!" Kevin James: "What's Randy doing?" Rampge: He's re-enacting the eleventh plague- droppin' elbows on suckas!"
Sat, 08/09/08 - 08:20
"I'm tired of being your Wing Man, Randy. I always get stuck with the fat one!"
Sun, 08/10/08 - 12:36
SO...Rampage, Randy Couture and Kevin James walk into a Chili's...
Sun, 08/10/08 - 12:37
Y'all thought my rasslin stopped with the powerbomb huh?
Sun, 08/10/08 - 03:03
Rampage starts his community service as a postal carrier carrier.
Sun, 08/10/08 - 06:41
White meat comin' thru!
Sun, 08/10/08 - 03:42
@ Kevin James: sorry bro, just saw an overweight delivery guy with a dumb look on his face
Sun, 08/10/08 - 06:52
disgruntled postal worker on a Rampage? Total cliche.
Sun, 08/10/08 - 07:35
Rampage secounds away from throwing an innnocent pregnant man down the stairs to show the proper way to deleiver a miscariage.
Sun, 08/10/08 - 07:37
Damn that Jackson he was to supposed to stop fasting poor guy only wanted his autograph
Mon, 08/11/08 - 03:53
The girls never came!....THEY NEVER CAME!!!!!!
Mon, 08/11/08 - 01:10
In hindsight, Kevin realized that he should have read the script more closely before agreeing to star in the remake of "The Accused."
Mon, 08/11/08 - 04:37
Rampage, being the gentleman he is, never lets his friends drive home drunk after a night out at Chili's.
Mon, 08/11/08 - 08:12
Good Ol' Fashioned Tea-Bagging Fun!!! (Photo taken from San Francisco, CA at local bar The Open Closet)
Mon, 08/11/08 - 08:17
Good Ol' Fashioned Tea-Bagging Fun!!! (Photo courtesy of The Open Closet Night Club - San Francisco, CA)
Tue, 08/12/08 - 02:22
"Look what I can DO!!"
Tue, 08/12/08 - 03:42
Uhh Rampage? Randy? I told you reading the Kama Sutra with a mirror wouldn't work!
Tue, 08/12/08 - 07:52
"Watch for the supplex!" :D
Fri, 08/15/08 - 05:49
jackson's after party ufc 86
Sat, 08/16/08 - 07:02
rampage, " i thought you said you was gonna pay us" couture,"huurrrmmmphhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!" dude in the back,"i wonder if rampage will sign my truck?"
Thu, 08/21/08 - 04:39
Now you will taste my pee pee pee
Sat, 08/23/08 - 02:07
"Ladies and Gentlemen the tag team champions of the wooooooorrrlld"
Sat, 08/23/08 - 10:39
Watcha gotta do for some fried chicken round here.
Tue, 08/26/08 - 09:31
When the asylum loses it's tranquilizers...
Sun, 08/31/08 - 02:25
"If I don't get to meet Leah Remini, this honkie gets it!!!"
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