Great news, Potato Nation: The generous and attractive people at Dutton Books are hooking us up with ten autographed copies of Chuck Liddell‘s intense new memoir, Iceman: My Fighting Life, and rather than keep them all to ourselves, we’ve decided to give them away in a weekly caption contest. Check out the photo below — the two CagePotato readers who come up with the best/funniest captions will each get a book. Submit your entries in the comments section and check back on Friday to see who won. Then swing by next Monday as we do it all over again…
UPDATE: The results are in!
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Sun, 01/27/08 - 05:09
Chuck hits an all-time low by offering out a 3ft midget.
Sun, 01/27/08 - 05:19
"What do you think, disembodied head that only I can see — should I take this chick home or not?"
Sun, 01/27/08 - 05:22
"Nikki — my Range Rover, 15 minutes. Andre — the bathroom, now."
Sun, 01/27/08 - 05:25
After getting in on with that chick; The Iceman will now be known as The Liceman, oh wait, they're called crabs when you have them down there!
Sun, 01/27/08 - 05:26
Hey man, i think i'm gonna nail that chick tonight, after all, its just rampage tomorrow............
Sun, 01/27/08 - 05:31
"Bad haircut and head tattoo's aside... I drive a Ferrari"
Sun, 01/27/08 - 05:36
(thought balloon for Chuck) If she smokes she pokes!
Sun, 01/27/08 - 05:37
"People say that i don't train hard anymore, but they have no idea how hard you have to work to get laid with this haircut"
Sun, 01/27/08 - 05:40
Hey, I already took two beatings in a row why not make it three..
Sun, 01/27/08 - 05:40
"So uh what do you two say about coming back to my place and putting some icing on the Iceman"?
Sun, 01/27/08 - 05:55
Nice shoes! Wanna Fuck? Nice Midget! Wanna Fuck? Nice Tits! wanna Fuck? that dude kinda looks like matt serra but taller lol
Sun, 01/27/08 - 05:56
Iceman Brakes The Ice By Braking a Midgit.
Sun, 01/27/08 - 05:58
"Holy Crap Dude! you mean that chick i just banged in the bathroom is Wanderlei Silva's Sister!?!?!"
Sun, 01/27/08 - 06:00
"Hey Baby, Did you read my book? ...... Me Neither"
Sun, 01/27/08 - 06:01
Hey Serra go hit on someone your own size!
Sun, 01/27/08 - 06:11
I would love to hit those, but I am afraid they would blow up like an air-bag, and scar my face!
Sun, 01/27/08 - 06:13
pull my finger!
Sun, 01/27/08 - 06:24
"Hey, Babe - What has two thumbs and likes B.J..s?.........This guy!"
Sun, 01/27/08 - 06:26
What came first, the tattoos or the haircut?
Sun, 01/27/08 - 06:29
Chuck felt sorry for that 135 pounder that lives with him so hes bringing another midget to keep him company.
Sun, 01/27/08 - 06:29
Iceman: So I said to her let me check your oil babe? Head: What did she say? Iceman: Nothing I'm the Iceman B*tch
Sun, 01/27/08 - 06:39
Chuck gives a thumbs up to the girl that shot me down
Sun, 01/27/08 - 06:40
Would you mind putting out the cigarette, maam? This is a no smoking area.
Sun, 01/27/08 - 06:42
"I'll bet you me left thumb those boobs are fake"
Sun, 01/27/08 - 06:47
wanna play thumb wars?
Sun, 01/27/08 - 06:50
"...and thats when i stuck my thumb in Randy's eye"
Sun, 01/27/08 - 06:52
Woman in Red: Uumm. I would go 5 rounds with you. Chuck: I am usually done in a minute or two... Yeah!
Sun, 01/27/08 - 06:56
Ultimate Fighter Chuck Liddell attempts to recruit a camera operator for a "3 Girls, 1 Chuck" internet video.
Sun, 01/27/08 - 06:58
"cigarettes are bad for you...you should suck on my thumb"
Sun, 01/27/08 - 07:07
"...all i did for this book is got Chuck Norris quotes off this internet and put my name in it."
Sun, 01/27/08 - 07:10
"That's a dude? Get up and let me take a look."
Sun, 01/27/08 - 07:11
"Believe it or not i cut my own hair"
Sun, 01/27/08 - 07:17
"I am the iceman, enough said......I dont really have to talk after that."
Sun, 01/27/08 - 07:20
"i'll bet you my left thumb those boobs are fake"
Sun, 01/27/08 - 07:30
"Glad you think it is funny. Either way she is coming with me."
Sun, 01/27/08 - 07:31
What has one thumb and wants to replace your cigarette with his dick?.........
Sun, 01/27/08 - 07:33
thought bubble for Chuck: That hot chick has her own midget. I want a midget too!
Sun, 01/27/08 - 07:34
"Hey Tiki, what are you doing in my booth? take a hike, Get the fuck outta here!"
Sun, 01/27/08 - 07:41
Hey Buddy.....This thumb is gonna give that chick the scorpion later tonight, so why dont you get the hell out of here before you scare her off
Sun, 01/27/08 - 07:44
"Aaaaay! call me the Fonz."
Sun, 01/27/08 - 07:44
"Bitch,(hiccup) the only thing you should be smoking is my pole. ....yeah, that's right... I'm the Iceman you bald fuck(hiccup)......Hackleman's driving, right?"
Sun, 01/27/08 - 07:47
Chuck is the giving the midget a thumbs up because he has never seen a midget score with such a hot chick.
Sun, 01/27/08 - 07:57
"I'm tellin' ya dude, we got back there and she pulled out a cock bigger than mine!"
Sun, 01/27/08 - 08:00
Hey Turd, i'm pretty sure that is Tiki Ghosn. i'd kick him out of my booth too!
Sun, 01/27/08 - 08:05
"Hey Dude, she said the same thing wanderei told me." "I want to fuck Chuck!" "I bet she is better in bed, too!" Chuck
Sun, 01/27/08 - 08:27
Chuck: Man...uhhh i tellya wut..man..there's eh um. yeah dude...for real. i was like....yeah..uh..er..you know whut i'm sayin.
Sun, 01/27/08 - 08:29
"oohhh yeee 1 slut down 4 to go!"
Sun, 01/27/08 - 08:31
Hey baby, how would you like Chuck to motorboat you with his mohawk?
Sun, 01/27/08 - 09:03
"Get off yer knees Bubb. The "Icepick" is reserved for high quality skanks ONLY!
Sun, 01/27/08 - 09:30
"I will this cigarette was his icicle"
Sun, 01/27/08 - 09:30
You want me to step outside with you? No problem mohawk man. This guys obviously doesn't know I train with Billy Blanks!
Sun, 01/27/08 - 09:54
"And it was in this photo, at this exact moment, when Bruce and I made eye contact, that I knew it was love." -excerpt from Chuck Liddells second novel, Ice Melts Too: My Loving Life
Sun, 01/27/08 - 09:57
Joe Rogan: "I was just gnoshing this bird Chuck" Chuck: "Get the fuck outside!"
Sun, 01/27/08 - 10:01
Very niiiice: Chuck Liddell reaps further benefits from being a pro fighter by having people still feel obligated to laugh at his lame Borat impressions
Sun, 01/27/08 - 10:06
"Hey man check it out, look how far i can bend my thumb back."
Sun, 01/27/08 - 10:25
Well actually...YES .. If you dont get the fuck out I will kick your ass.
Sun, 01/27/08 - 10:28
This thumb is for your front bum sweet cheeks!
Sun, 01/27/08 - 10:41
you know what has two thumbs and likes that booty.......THIS GUY
Sun, 01/27/08 - 10:50
"Laugh at my hair again.."
Sun, 01/27/08 - 10:51
"Then I said 'careful my thumb might be a little cold', then POW! Right in the pooper! ---- Oh hey babe."
Sun, 01/27/08 - 11:29
Hey Chuck, you'll be fighting for your life when I get your head between my thighs!
Sun, 01/27/08 - 11:41
Chuck: (to bald dude) You put four face in lap on more time and im throwin your ass out!
Sun, 01/27/08 - 11:47
"Oh you mean THIS tattoo? It says 'white power' in Chinese!"
Sun, 01/27/08 - 11:49
You see my shave job...When do get to I see yours?
Sun, 01/27/08 - 11:53
"Yeah, I call this finger the Ice Pick"
Mon, 01/28/08 - 12:00
Nice mohawk...creep
Mon, 01/28/08 - 12:13
only the iceman could put out the fire in her cooch
Mon, 01/28/08 - 12:41
"do you know if the two guys behind me leaning there heads on each other want a little ice in there cock-tails?"
Mon, 01/28/08 - 02:47
Are you ready!? Chuck, are you ready! Let's get it on! Who let Big John in here?
Mon, 01/28/08 - 03:40
Listen, I don't care if you are Joe Rogan's Mini-Me, you're throwing salt on my game....
Mon, 01/28/08 - 01:38
"What do you mean, Tag Team?"
Mon, 01/28/08 - 01:46
Can you turn that music......up?
Mon, 01/28/08 - 01:47
Let's go see if we can make this little kitty purr.
Mon, 01/28/08 - 03:09
Don't worry lil' man, some day you will grow up to be as big as Chuck"
Mon, 01/28/08 - 05:13
"Come back to mine we'll do some cough medicine, then I 'll show what I can REALLY do with this thumb of mine!"
Mon, 01/28/08 - 05:39
kammmmmmmmmmmmon leemmmeee have a goooooo
Mon, 01/28/08 - 05:44
f paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, what beats all 3 at the same time? Answer: Me
Mon, 01/28/08 - 06:46
Chuck to the man seated: I agree; the economy is in the toliet. Dana just sold me to a Chinese conglomerate! OR Chuck to the man seated: I haven't the foggiest, to what those characters represent. I was partying hard in Beijing and met a chick. Next thing I know, I wake up in a tub of ice. One kidney gone and some "fresh ink". OR Chuck to the man seated: My philosophy of fighting. Crisis = danger + opportunity. OR Brunette talking to blonde: Isn't that from that old Calgon soap commercial? Brunette and blonde, blurt out at same time: ANCIENT CHINESE SECRET!! (for those who have never seen the Calgon commercial, it is on youtube.) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojm1Xzwlc9Q
Tue, 01/29/08 - 03:41
I said keep your nose out of her business!
Tue, 01/29/08 - 04:09
"I bet you've never smoked a Mohican?"
Tue, 01/29/08 - 05:51
"Yeah, my buddy Tim is outside, hes down for a gang bang, but be warned his championship belt is gonna bruise you."
Tue, 01/29/08 - 03:34
Chuck liddell warns fellow bar patrons thats Tim Sylvia is in that bathroom shoving a zucchini up his backside well wearing nothing but the Heavy-Weight Belt.
Tue, 01/29/08 - 04:23
Chuck: BEER GOGGLES....BEER GOGGLES....WHERE THE HELL ARE MY BEER GOGGLES!!!
Tue, 01/29/08 - 04:25
Chuck to Guy Sitting Down: Dude...I think that girl gave me herpes by just looking at me!
Tue, 01/29/08 - 04:32
HERE IS THE WINNER!!!!!! Chuck to Guy Sitting Down: Hey...I think that is Oscar De La Hoya in the wig and red dress. You know how he likes role playing.
Tue, 01/29/08 - 04:44
Shake and Bake!
Tue, 01/29/08 - 07:46
This Britney Spears look-alike wants my icicle!
Tue, 01/29/08 - 11:07
Clearly she didn't get called back the day after!!!
Tue, 01/29/08 - 11:23
chuck asks his new midget (small person) friend if there are two people makingout on his back.
Tue, 01/29/08 - 11:37
Chuck asks the midget over to his house for a party, much to the disappointment of the woman in red who thought he was coming over to talk to her.
Wed, 01/30/08 - 03:36
Chuck to bald dude: (Laughing and slurring)She actually thinks I was paying attention to her. You think that's funny, you should see me in an early morning interview after a night of binge drinking and prescription medication.
Wed, 01/30/08 - 03:03
Chuck: "Hey dude, see that chick in the red dress?" Other guy: "Yeah man" Chuck: "Yeah, good... ever heard of a pig roast?"
Wed, 01/30/08 - 04:48
"Sorry lady, I thought that was the belt Rampage took from me!"
Wed, 01/30/08 - 07:23
Chuck to lady in red, "You have a mohawk too? Hell yeah! Lets blow this joint so I can see that pretty little Mohican!"
Wed, 01/30/08 - 07:27
"Hey man, I'm leaving here with the lady in red, she smoked that whole cigarette in one fuckin' drag!!" Chuck
Wed, 01/30/08 - 07:32
Chuck to midget, " How does she smell from down there, Vern Troyer? Good? Great,Lets fuck bitch!"
Wed, 01/30/08 - 08:24
"Wipe that smile off your face, Vern Troyer, she's lookin' at me! Chuck
Wed, 01/30/08 - 08:29
Chuck to lady in red... "They used to call my dick the 'Ice Pick' when I was a kid, now it is know as The Iceman's 'South Pole'."
Wed, 01/30/08 - 08:32
Chuck to Vern Troyer... "Who im I going to fight next? I don't care, I'm worried about who I am going to fuck next, and I think i know who!!"
Wed, 01/30/08 - 10:19
"I sure hope she doesn't have a dick...like the last one!"
Thu, 01/31/08 - 03:07
"Alright...no signs of herpes!"
Sat, 02/02/08 - 01:17
Hey, Shorty. That babe is "SMOKIN".
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