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Caption Contest: Win a Signed Copy of Chuck Liddell’s ‘Iceman: My Fighting Life’!

Great news, Potato Nation: The generous and attractive people at Dutton Books are hooking us up with ten autographed copies of Chuck Liddell‘s intense new memoir, Iceman: My Fighting Life, and rather than keep them all to ourselves, we’ve decided to give them away in a weekly caption contest. Check out the photo below — the two CagePotato readers who come up with the best/funniest captions will each get a book. Submit your entries in the comments section and check back on Friday to see who won. Then swing by next Monday as we do it all over again…

UPDATE: The results are in!

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Roger- February 2, 2008 at 1:17 am
Hey, Shorty. That babe is "SMOKIN".
DapH- January 31, 2008 at 3:07 pm
" signs of herpes!"
DapH- January 30, 2008 at 10:19 pm
"I sure hope she doesn't have a the last one!"
justin c- January 30, 2008 at 8:32 pm
Chuck to Vern Troyer...

"Who im I going to fight next? I don't care, I'm worried about who I am going to fuck next, and I think i know who!!"
justin c- January 30, 2008 at 8:29 pm
Chuck to lady in red...

"They used to call my dick the 'Ice Pick' when I was a kid, now it is know as
The Iceman's 'South Pole'."
justin c- January 30, 2008 at 8:24 pm
"Wipe that smile off your face, Vern Troyer, she's lookin' at me! Chuck
justin c- January 30, 2008 at 7:32 pm
Chuck to midget, " How does she smell from down there, Vern Troyer? Good? Great,Lets fuck bitch!"
justin c- January 30, 2008 at 7:27 pm
"Hey man, I'm leaving here with the lady in red, she smoked that whole cigarette in one fuckin' drag!!" Chuck
justin c- January 30, 2008 at 7:23 pm
Chuck to lady in red,

"You have a mohawk too? Hell yeah! Lets blow this joint so I can see that pretty little Mohican!"
Roark- January 30, 2008 at 4:48 pm
"Sorry lady, I thought that was the belt Rampage took from me!"
Matt- January 30, 2008 at 3:03 pm
Chuck: "Hey dude, see that chick in the red dress?"
Other guy: "Yeah man"
Chuck: "Yeah, good... ever heard of a pig roast?"
fightfan- January 30, 2008 at 3:36 am
Chuck to bald dude: (Laughing and slurring)She actually thinks I was paying attention to her. You think that's funny, you should see me in an early morning interview after a night of binge drinking and prescription medication.
Darb- January 29, 2008 at 11:37 pm
Chuck asks the midget over to his house for a party, much to the disappointment of the woman in red who thought he was coming over to talk to her.
Darb- January 29, 2008 at 11:23 pm
chuck asks his new midget (small person) friend if there are two people makingout on his back.
Darb- January 29, 2008 at 11:07 pm
Clearly she didn't get called back the day after!!!
pookysdabomb- January 29, 2008 at 7:46 pm
This Britney Spears look-alike wants my icicle!
lolwut- January 29, 2008 at 4:44 pm
Shake and Bake!
Kevin- January 29, 2008 at 4:32 pm

Chuck to Guy Sitting Down: Hey...I think that is Oscar De La Hoya in the wig and red dress. You know how he likes role playing.
Kevin- January 29, 2008 at 4:25 pm
Chuck to Guy Sitting Down: Dude...I think that girl gave me herpes by just looking at me!
Kevin- January 29, 2008 at 4:23 pm
Darb- January 29, 2008 at 3:34 pm
Chuck liddell warns fellow bar patrons thats Tim Sylvia is in that bathroom shoving a zucchini up his backside well wearing nothing but the Heavy-Weight Belt.
Than- January 29, 2008 at 5:51 am
"Yeah, my buddy Tim is outside, hes down for a gang bang, but be warned his championship belt is gonna bruise you."
Mike- January 29, 2008 at 4:09 am
"I bet you've never smoked a Mohican?"
Shannon- January 29, 2008 at 3:41 am
I said keep your nose out of her business!
Mr. B- January 28, 2008 at 6:46 pm
Chuck to the man seated:
I agree; the economy is in the toliet. Dana just sold me to a Chinese conglomerate!


Chuck to the man seated:
I haven't the foggiest, to what those characters represent. I was partying hard in Beijing and met a chick. Next thing I know, I wake up in a tub of ice. One kidney gone and some "fresh ink".


Chuck to the man seated:
My philosophy of fighting. Crisis = danger + opportunity.


Brunette talking to blonde:
Isn't that from that old Calgon soap commercial?

Brunette and blonde, blurt out at same time:

(for those who have never seen the Calgon commercial, it is on youtube.)