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Caption Contest: Win a Signed Copy of Chuck Liddell’s ‘Iceman: My Fighting Life’!

Great news, Potato Nation: The generous and attractive people at Dutton Books are hooking us up with ten autographed copies of Chuck Liddell‘s intense new memoir, Iceman: My Fighting Life, and rather than keep them all to ourselves, we’ve decided to give them away in a weekly caption contest. Check out the photo below — the two CagePotato readers who come up with the best/funniest captions will each get a book. Submit your entries in the comments section and check back on Friday to see who won. Then swing by next Monday as we do it all over again…

UPDATE: The results are in!

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Roger- February 2, 2008 at 1:17 am

Hey, Shorty. That babe is “SMOKIN”.

DapH- January 31, 2008 at 3:07 pm

“Alright…no signs of herpes!”

DapH- January 30, 2008 at 10:19 pm

“I sure hope she doesn’t have a dick…like the last one!”

justin c- January 30, 2008 at 8:32 pm

Chuck to Vern Troyer…

“Who im I going to fight next? I don’t care, I’m worried about who I am going to fuck next, and I think i know who!!”

justin c- January 30, 2008 at 8:29 pm

Chuck to lady in red…

“They used to call my dick the ‘Ice Pick’ when I was a kid, now it is know as
The Iceman’s ‘South Pole’.”

justin c- January 30, 2008 at 8:24 pm

“Wipe that smile off your face, Vern Troyer, she’s lookin’ at me! Chuck

justin c- January 30, 2008 at 7:32 pm

Chuck to midget, ” How does she smell from down there, Vern Troyer? Good? Great,Lets fuck bitch!”

justin c- January 30, 2008 at 7:27 pm

“Hey man, I’m leaving here with the lady in red, she smoked that whole cigarette in one fuckin’ drag!!” Chuck

justin c- January 30, 2008 at 7:23 pm

Chuck to lady in red,

“You have a mohawk too? Hell yeah! Lets blow this joint so I can see that pretty little Mohican!”

Roark- January 30, 2008 at 4:48 pm

“Sorry lady, I thought that was the belt Rampage took from me!”

Matt- January 30, 2008 at 3:03 pm

Chuck: “Hey dude, see that chick in the red dress?”
Other guy: “Yeah man”
Chuck: “Yeah, good… ever heard of a pig roast?”

fightfan- January 30, 2008 at 3:36 am

Chuck to bald dude: (Laughing and slurring)She actually thinks I was paying attention to her. You think that’s funny, you should see me in an early morning interview after a night of binge drinking and prescription medication.

Darb- January 29, 2008 at 11:37 pm

Chuck asks the midget over to his house for a party, much to the disappointment of the woman in red who thought he was coming over to talk to her.

Darb- January 29, 2008 at 11:23 pm

chuck asks his new midget (small person) friend if there are two people makingout on his back.

Darb- January 29, 2008 at 11:07 pm

Clearly she didn’t get called back the day after!!!

pookysdabomb- January 29, 2008 at 7:46 pm

This Britney Spears look-alike wants my icicle!

lolwut- January 29, 2008 at 4:44 pm

Shake and Bake!

Kevin- January 29, 2008 at 4:32 pm

HERE IS THE WINNER!!!!!!

Chuck to Guy Sitting Down: Hey…I think that is Oscar De La Hoya in the wig and red dress. You know how he likes role playing.

Kevin- January 29, 2008 at 4:25 pm

Chuck to Guy Sitting Down: Dude…I think that girl gave me herpes by just looking at me!

Kevin- January 29, 2008 at 4:23 pm

Chuck: BEER GOGGLES….BEER GOGGLES….WHERE THE HELL ARE MY BEER GOGGLES!!!

Darb- January 29, 2008 at 3:34 pm

Chuck liddell warns fellow bar patrons thats Tim Sylvia is in that bathroom shoving a zucchini up his backside well wearing nothing but the Heavy-Weight Belt.

Than- January 29, 2008 at 5:51 am

“Yeah, my buddy Tim is outside, hes down for a gang bang, but be warned his championship belt is gonna bruise you.”

Mike- January 29, 2008 at 4:09 am

“I bet you’ve never smoked a Mohican?”

Shannon- January 29, 2008 at 3:41 am

I said keep your nose out of her business!

Mr. B- January 28, 2008 at 6:46 pm

Chuck to the man seated:
I agree; the economy is in the toliet. Dana just sold me to a Chinese conglomerate!

OR

Chuck to the man seated:
I haven’t the foggiest, to what those characters represent. I was partying hard in Beijing and met a chick. Next thing I know, I wake up in a tub of ice. One kidney gone and some “fresh ink”.

OR

Chuck to the man seated:
My philosophy of fighting. Crisis = danger + opportunity.

OR

Brunette talking to blonde:
Isn’t that from that old Calgon soap commercial?

Brunette and blonde, blurt out at same time:
ANCIENT CHINESE SECRET!!

(for those who have never seen the Calgon commercial, it is on youtube.)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojm1Xzwlc9Q

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