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Caption Contest: Win a Signed Copy of Rachelle Leah’s Playboy Issue!


(The November issue of Playboy, on newsstands now. To get a digital version of the entire issue, click here.)

I promised you all a sexy caption contest this week, and I’m a man of my word. Dig this — the lovely and talented Rachelle Leah has given two signed copies of her Playboy issue to CagePotato.com, and we’re giving them away to the two readers who provide the funniest captions to the photo after the jump. Feel free to enter more than once, but please get all your captions in to the comments section by 6 p.m. ET on Thursday. Good luck, and be brilliant…


(Two of the UFC’s most hated-on talked-about light-heavyweights play hard to get. Photo courtesy of Lugz via MMA Payout.)

Comments

  1. In The Clinch Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 01:09


    Seconds after this picture was taken, the reporter accidentally knocked out Houston Alexander after brushing the microphone against his chin.
  2. In The Clinch Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 01:09


    Seconds after this picture was taken, the reporter accidentally knocked out Houston Alexander by brushing the microphone against his chin.
  3. Vrax Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 01:10


    You have to be elusive with the chicks.
  4. RTS Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 01:10


    Chick 1 "My man is a technician in bed." Chick 2 "Sounds great!" Chick 1 "It is actually quite boring" Chick 2 "My man is a knock out artist." Chick 1 "That sounds good." Chick 2 "He only lasts a minute, if that."
  5. Geriatric Peon Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 01:15


    as they both look irritated that the crowd is too loud for them to hear their trainers call out the remaining time in the interview.
  6. J- Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 01:16


    These chicks are hot, too bad we're gay.
  7. Sunder Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 01:18


    Machida doesn't like to engage in a fight, let alone a conversation
  8. L Grant Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 01:19


    - In this artistic photo titled "Finishing Quickly" one member of the foursome seems like they really don't belong. - Only one person in this photo cannot claim to be involved in "quick finishes". - Can you guess which girl likes it when it's long and drawn out, and which girl likes it fast and rough? - I'm assuming there's some sort of midget gang bang off screen, because it would take a lot of effort for me to avoid looking at cleavage like that. - Due to boring fights and horrible losses, both Lyoto and Houston evaluate their partners for the next upcoming season of Dancing With the Stars.
  9. grayada1 Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 01:19


    Machida better not be afraid of moving foward, and houston may even be willing to take it to the ground.....
  10. Geriatric Peon Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 01:20


    One is affraid to make the first move while the other is unable to work from his back, together they will work out their fears of women in this falls true underdog story "The Unmarketables"
  11. JTho Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 01:20


    After three grueling days and countless different models, the photographer was finally able to keep Alexander's knees from buckling, and Machida from back pedaling out of the shot.
  12. UFC fan Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 01:21


    Fuck this caption shit. I want a free issue of playboy!
  13. Ted Nutmeg Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 01:23


    In a bittersweet moment, Lyoto realized that standing next the chick in the red skirt is the closest he'll ever come to scoring a knockout in the UFC.
  14. jim smith Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 01:25


    Only 25 % of this picture belongs in the UFC.
  15. RTS Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 01:26


    "Can we bang these girls or is this another one of Dana White's character tests?"
  16. Seamus Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 01:26


    Lyoto glanced over to ask his dads permission while Hueston worried if he lay on his back with this chick he would get knocked out!
  17. Bunk Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 01:26


    Reporter 1: What do think about these nice new clothes? Houston Alexander: When I wake up from my next fight these clothes will be out of style. Reporter 2: What do think about these nice new clothes? Machida: No comment
  18. Ted Nutmeg Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 01:26


    KJ Noons' management has confirmed that he is willing to fight either of the two in the middle.
  19. bmwtech Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 01:26


    What could possibly be so great to divert two fighters attention away from those two women? Maybe Kimbo was sellling girl scout cookies!
  20. JTho Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 01:28


    Dana White screams at his marketing department, "Fucking finish photoshoping those posers' fucking faces onto the picture."
  21. Micah W Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 01:30


    Machida using his elusive Karate skills to run from the ladies; meanwhile, Alexander still doesn't have the ground game to roll with the ladies.
  22. Geriatric Peon Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 01:34


    The Transvestite Realization Face
  23. Micah W Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 01:34


    "GROUND BREAKING UFC ANNOUNCMENT!! Lyoto Machida and Houston Alexander guest star on the latest episode of America's Next Top Model"
  24. ranger_21 Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 01:34


    -after houston lost consciousness during the photo shoot, some deliberation by Mario Yamasaki led to the man with the camera flash being awarded a KO. - Houston: "maybe these shoes will give me the friction i need to stop me from 'falling' down in every match" -one cant commit to anything, and one is finished in 55 seconds. i have trouble with both. -after an exhausted search, dana white found two women who are still impressed with erectinle dysfunction and premature ejaculation. -if the damn crowd shuts up, i would be able to hear my corner give me hints on picking her up.
  25. TheONE Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 01:34


    LM-MF-AO @ In The Clinch STOP ENTERING!!!!!!!!! Hands down, "In The Clinch" has won this one!!!
  26. Dave Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 01:34


    I look at those shoes, as long as its not Houston Alexander's stomach winking
  27. SnakeXs Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 01:36


    The two men knew that beneath the thin veil of heterosexuality, their true love would have to remain hidden forever.
  28. Jay Smith Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 01:37


    Yelled from Lyoto's corner man: MOVE IN!!! IN!!!! Yelled from Houstons corner man: WATCH OUT FOR THE MIC!!!
  29. Jay Smith Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 01:38


    Ultimate Fucking Championship
  30. baba Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 01:38


    Somewhere, Anderson and Thiago Silva are laughing in the midst of a Timberland shoot.
  31. Shifty Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 01:40


    Reporter: "So tell us about your upcoming album. Wait, what... you're not 50 cent? Nevermind then" Houston: "Bitch please spare some change, my career is about to end and I've got kids to feed, bitch."
  32. J- Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 01:41


    -How you doin? -Oh Snap, this is going to be on cagepotato.com?
  33. CenturySam Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 01:41


    This is the exact moment when Lyoto realized that his management sold him out.
  34. wheelsucker Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 01:41


    HA: I'm going to knock it out in 30secs. LM: I'm going to dance around for 15mins, I'm not even going to try to hit it. Maybe tap it.
  35. Justin Timmons Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 01:42


    "Hi guys, we're reporters from Over Rated magazine...We're doing an article on guys who would be dead or on welfare if they weren't fighters...can we get an interview?
  36. Dave Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 01:43


    EWWWW COOTIES!!!!
  37. Jay Smith Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 01:44


    I'd have to turn to hide my boner too!
  38. Gymtops Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 01:44


    Lyoto MAchida: That's right. I'm a samurai biatches. Houston Alexander: Wait until she gets a whiff of that one.
  39. Eric Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 01:44


    Machida def. Hot Reporter 1 via unanimous decision Hot Reporter 2 def. Alexander via submission in the 1st round.
  40. Shifty Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 01:45


    Both fighters SHOCKED to be "standing" so close to anyone, for their own reasons of course.
  41. mwfair Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 01:45


    Photographers note: Notice the smile..er..smirk on Alexander's face, wonder what he's thinking about such a pretty girl?? In stark contrast to Alexander is Machida, who looks rather annoyed. Guess he'd rather dance around with men for 3 rounds.
  42. Dave Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 01:45


    The rapper Common and Enrique Iglesias talk about their new single "Get Hit and Run"
  43. Demon Cobras Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 01:47


    Machida to reporter: Remember when I triangled that guy? Houstoun to Machida: That wasn't me. Machida: All you overrated black guys look the same to me.
  44. Jay Smith Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 01:48


    The news media gathered for the announcement of Dana Whites new reality show TUF (Two Underskilled Fighters).
  45. Polish Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 01:48


    Lyoto Machida could only be more out of place in a UFC KO compilation. Houston on the other hand is very comfortable in either situation.
  46. Shifty Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 01:49


    Lyoto: "Baby, I never finish" Houston: "Careful where you swing that fuckin mike, you could hurt someone." Houston later wakes up and says that he was fine and it was premature.
  47. Shifty Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 01:49


    Lyoto: "Baby, I never finish" Houston: "Careful where you swing that mike, you could hurt someone." Houston later wakes up and says that he was fine and it was premature.
  48. Sideshow Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 01:50


    Sorry Ladies, Thiago Silva just walked in.. We'll be in the car.
  49. Steve Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 01:51


    We pimpin'...elusively.
  50. Pork and Beans Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 01:51


    "Are you thinking what I'm thinking Houston?" "I think so Lyoto, but where are we going to find that Frank Trigg pictorial at this time of night?"
  51. Mills Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 01:51


    so gentlemen, when are you going to be working for Affliction??? ;)
  52. kimbo stole my shoes Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 01:52


    new for fall; levi's all denim 505s. on sale at kohl's now.
  53. Nick Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 01:52


    The "elusive" female orgasm vs The slack jawed corn-holer.
  54. Kevin Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 01:52


    Machida and Alexander wouldn't know a knockout standing right infront of them!
  55. baba Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 01:54


    For Ultimate situations, turn to the Ultimate footwea... haha all jokes aside guys, people wear Lugz? Seriously?
  56. Bob Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 01:54


    Both fighters just realized that the women are actually Seth Petruzelli and a buddy dressed up for Halloween.
  57. Ryan B Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 01:54


    "Alexander and Machida spot Clay Aiken at their Lugz Coming Out Party"
  58. BIG CHRIS Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 01:56


    Yeah I am a single father of 6, I live in Nebraska and I made 20,000 thousand dollars from fighting this year....So how about you, Do you come here often?
  59. Grooverider Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 01:57


    'Hit and Run' - Both guilty.
  60. Joe Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 01:59


    Houston Alexander: "Look at all those fools out there who payed 45.00 to watch the last Silva fight..."
  61. pd Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 02:02


    it was at this moment when machida realized that, not only was alexander not a real fighter, he wasn't even from houston.
  62. Joe Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 02:03


    Lugz Commercial Crew: "Guys - can you please throw on some pants - your shaved legs are out doing our reporters legs"
  63. LI Fight Fan Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 02:03


    Lugz new slogan "Tough enough for even the weakest chins"
  64. Jesus Frijoles Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 02:04


    The two worst wingmen on earth, keeping the Spider's spot warm.
  65. pd Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 02:05


    for the first time ever, standing right in front of a knockout, houston alexander didn't fall down.
  66. Shifty Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 02:06


    A photo taken of a practice interview where both fighters were trying to learn to pronounce lugz. Houston was never able to complete the interview because when his tongue brushes his teel in the letter "L" of lugz, he just falls down. Must be narcoleptic or something.
  67. Sodak Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 02:06


    both fighters look to dana afraid to answer the questions and suffer freezeout
  68. shifty Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 02:07


    A photo taken of a practice interview where both fighters were trying to learn to pronounce lugz. Houston was never able to complete the interview because when his tongue brushes his teeth in the letter “L” of lugz, he just falls down. Must be narcoleptic or something.
  69. Mags Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 02:11


    Later that night Houston's interviewer was seen leaving his hotel room with a rejected look on her face, when asked what had happened, She said things were going good, but once I got on top of him he had no idea what to do.... Machida's girl was also seen that night, and when asked how things went with him, she said that we went to her room, after exactly 15 minutes he jumps up and leaves the room, leaving her unfinished...
  70. Brenner Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 02:12


    Feeling like he was out of the spotlight, Junie Browning decided to interrupt Lyoto’s and Houston’s interview by throwing a black belt at their feet and spitting on it.
  71. Rambo Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 02:14


    LM: how do i dance away from this one HA: try hittin me on this side lets see if i can stay up
  72. JohnS Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 02:15


    Houston really wishes he paid attention when his trainer went over the rear naked choke.
  73. pd Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 02:17


    the sexual tension was so thick that, lyoto and houston couldn't even look at each other in the eyes.
  74. justin Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 02:17


    They wanted to see Houston face Llyoto, but he got bumped back after the two knockouts.
  75. Furious Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 02:18


    "Hi, nice to meet you my name is Houston Alexander" - Houston "....Nice to meet you to, uh..ok.....my name is Rio Di Jeneiro Machida" - Lyoto
  76. startonic Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 02:18


    After the collapse of Elite XC, both fighters were shocked to see that they were added to the UFC's new division of women fighters.
  77. BIG CHRIS Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 02:18


    "Yeah it is funny you ask that, but I tried to avoid all contact with him during the fight for that reason, I didn't Know what kind of diseases he might of gotten from Jenna, So I am clean, trust me I am clean."
  78. Brian F Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 02:19


    Seconds after this picture was taken, Houston was submitted by the microphone while Machida eluded the vag coming at him.
  79. baba Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 02:19


    Because Timberlands are for finishers.
  80. thekendoll Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 02:20


    "We wear Lugs... and so should you." *The simultaneous echo of Lugs hitting trash cans reverberates throughout the world*
  81. Erick Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 02:23


    Both men didn't know how to respond when they found out that Dana sent them to the Tranny Awards Red Carpet.
  82. pilon Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 02:24


    Hey Lyoto, why do we roll around with guys all day again? or....If those microphones could talk...
  83. Closetmonkey Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 02:24


    The 2 newest contestants to try out for paris hiltons new bff!
  84. pd Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 02:25


    after watching ufc 90, and determined to make it out of the first round, houston was desperate to learn the fighting style lyoto taught anderson.
  85. ninja stick Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 02:25


    this DP movie could be good if Machida and Houston get the ok from Big John Mcathy "To get it on"
  86. pd Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 02:26


    after watching ufc 90, houston was desperate to learn the fighting style lyoto taught anderson.
  87. Lee Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 02:29


    So how is it that two men brought into the game because of their hands are getting this attention from those shoes they are wearing.
  88. Pork and Beans Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 02:29


    "What do you want to do tonight Lyoto?" "You'll have to speak up Houston, It's hard to hear you while trying to keep my distance."
  89. qGar Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 02:32


    LM to the Reporter "i hope we can trade clothes afterwards" HA "Nebraska is in the building. Where did ya buy that draperies?"
  90. Evan Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 02:32


    Just think, all four of these people will be screwed by Thiago Silva by the end of next year.
  91. pd Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 02:34


    lyoto and houston froze in a trance-like state whenever they heard the eagles "desperado"
  92. JoseMonkey Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 02:34


    This photo was taken just moments after someone yelled, "Hey douchebag!"
  93. SiDeBuRnZ Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 02:35


    The two ladies later discovered that Houston really was uncomfortable being on his back, and that Machida was nicknamed "Dragon" because of his scaly penis.
  94. shizznitt Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 02:36


    Machida: I last all 15 minutes baby. Alexander: I'm a one-minute man.
  95. pd Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 02:36


    for the first time in his life, lyoto wasn't intimidated by a knockout.
  96. the king adrock Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 02:38


    For the first time in career, Machida pressed the action.
  97. baba Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 02:40


    Reporter 1: Shodokan karate huh? More like Shodo-cant. Elusive, you say? More like eloserive. Reporter 2: KO'd in 8 seconds. What is that, like during the bell? That's like, 'and here we... and it is alllll over! Pathetic.
  98. Hurricane Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 02:40


    "If you listen closely, you can hear Tamdan McCrory crying" "If this Carlos Mencia outfit doesn't get me laid, nothing will!" "Houston Alexander distracts the fat friend."
  99. Cupcake Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 02:40


    "Hey Lyoto, betcha can't knock me out in 8 seconds"
  100. Sebastien Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 02:40


    Wow! Rachelle Leah looks hotter in person.
  101. shizznitt Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 02:40


    Machida couldn't find a counter to Alexander's punch(line).
  102. Anonymous Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 02:41


    looking to the crowd for advice, lyoto and houston couldn't answer why their nicknames are dragon and assasin.
  103. pd Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 02:41


    looking to the crowd for advice, lyoto and houston couldn’t answer why their nicknames are dragon and assasin.
  104. Pork and Beans Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 02:42


    As Rachelle Leah approaches, both men can't help but to fantasize about their turn at All Access.
  105. shizznitt Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 02:43


    Machida's and Alexander's attention was finally caught when Forest Griffin walked in naked.
  106. CenturySam Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 02:45


    There comes a time when every UFC fighter must ask, "is my sponser going to be banned from the Octogon before I get paid?"
  107. Cupcake Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 02:45


    The search for Chuck's replacement as UFC rockstar produced mixed results.
  108. startonic Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 02:46


    Female Reporter: Is it true that you are being sued by Rachelle Leah for sexual harassment? Lyoto: Rachelle Leah….. Houston, is that the one we videotaped taking a dump?
  109. pd Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 02:47


    just as a naked and sweaty aleksander emelianenko entered the room, lyoto and houston had no choice but to look his way.
  110. Damien Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 02:48


    Machida will try anything to employ his "hit and run" tactics.
  111. hilorudeboy Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 02:49


    when Rachelle Leah walks into the room every man takes notices.
  112. jsmith313 Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 02:52


    UFC 95: Machida VS Rihanna Alexander VS Kardashian
  113. Jeff Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 02:52


    Machida, who lacks excitement in any fight, and Alexander, who could recently found out you have to learn to fight on your back in the UFC, are going to follow Tito Ortiz try the reality TV route to try and build up a fan base again. Look....they even have porn stars just like Tito.
  114. Michael Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 02:53


    Shocking news!!! Houston Alexander caught somewhere other than a submission.
  115. JSMITH313 Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 02:53


    BOOBIES
  116. Cupcake Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 02:55


    And now, introducing the 5th Wheel... Tim Sylvia!
  117. pd Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 02:56


    houston and lyoto are looking down at the stands, desperately trying to figure out what is about to happen with aleksander, putin, and van damme.
  118. alkalinemarine Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 03:00


    Dawg...I'm telling you...once I shaved my unibrow I couldn't keep the ladies off of me! Aren't you Brazilians supposed to be into waxing?
  119. Sodak Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 03:02


    What about our wives?........Houston we have a problem.
  120. NICK DIAZ FOR PREZ...HOMEY!! Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 03:07


    Lugz announces their new "Passive/Aggressive" line to mixed results.
  121. BW@224 Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 03:13


    Doesn't Lyoto always play hard get and Houston get it hard
  122. Shagen Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 03:13


    I had a better chance when the comment section didn't work, now i'm competing with 400 comments. Do you guys really read all of these?
  123. Crackgibson Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 03:13


    Ok, strike a pose...now, Vogue!
  124. Cohiba Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 03:14


    Machida - are you gellin Alexander - I'm gellin like a felon Machida - my god you have a wierd melon Alexander - ya well at least my tats are compellin Machida - Hey... either you girls know why our fights aren't sellin
  125. startonic Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 03:14


    Lyoto and Houston couldn’t help but notice Dana yelling in the background “Do you want to be a fucking model?”
  126. Anonymous Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 03:14


    lyoto: is that alan phunt?! houston: whoe the hell is alan phunt?!
  127. Pork and Beans Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 03:15


    Both men attempt to conceal their boners as Rachelle Leah exits her limo.
  128. Falken Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 03:15


    Lyoto and Houston check out the only thing more fascinating than the reporters, Tito's 5 year old kids walking out of the womb.
  129. Bdizzle Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 03:15


    The Hott Bitches Say: These 2 have sex like they fight, they run away or go to sleep.
  130. Shifty Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 03:17


    Houston: "what do you mean, you people?"
  131. Crackgibson Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 03:17


    Machida: "We are sexy bitches." Alexander: "Grrr, baby-very Grrr!"
  132. rokabee Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 03:18


    I'm the man, and everybody knows it.
  133. Deadpanda Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 03:18


    Looks like the movie poster for Broke Back Mounting: "One doesn't know how to do it on the ground, the other hasn't been able to finish in years. But together, they could show each other what it means to be true fighters in a world that doesn't accept fuck-off boxers & 'Karate Kid' knock offs."
  134. T.L. Hartman Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 03:20


    Lyoto please look up at the instant replay and talk us through how much Houston's ground game sucks
  135. Jugger Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 03:25


    "On this weeks episode of Polar Opposites..."
  136. rokabee Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 03:26


    why is Enrique Iglesias, and Seal hanging out with women?
  137. Lyquid Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 03:29


    UFC promised me a title shot not a titty shot.
  138. jinxy24 Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 03:30


    "We wear Lugz because they are just like sooo fashionable, the ladies love them!"
  139. MahlBawlz Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 03:33


    Houston: Yo. Can someone come give my boy over here a translator?
  140. Crackgibson Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 03:34


    Reporter: "Mr. Alexander - is that 'Sex Panther' cologne you're wearing? You smells like a turd covered in burnt hair." Alexander: "Nah, that's just my career you're smellin'. By the way, you think you could get Bruce Lee over there to sign my breastases?"
  141. baba Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 03:34


    They're hoping this Lugz contract lasts longer than their UFC ones.
  142. kazanski Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 03:35


    the cast of high school the musical just got a little tougher
  143. rokabee Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 03:37


    Reporters: "So Enrique, please tell me about your upcoming single with 50." "Hey bitch, My name is Lyoto, and his name is Houston" Reporters: "Ohh.....well do you know where we can find them?"
  144. The Goat Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 03:39


    Houston Alexander and Lyoto Machida were spotted on the orange carpet during the premiere of their new buddy cop movie "Big Dragon in Little Nebraska"
  145. Little Dan Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 03:40


    After eluding the photographers for 15 minutes Machida finally steps in front of the cameras.
  146. CJ Boo Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 03:41


    During a recent interview between two of the UFC's light heavy weights both fighters ponder how a fight between them would go down. Machida: looking to the spot in the octagon he's gonna back peddle and run to. Alexander: looking to the spot where he will get knocked the fuck out at!
  147. CJ BOO Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 03:45


    Machida: Sorry no obla englace Alexander: Sorry no obla MMA
  148. Anonymous Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 03:45


    Machida is elusive, but at least he is good on the ground and knows what to do when someone is on top.
  149. Mescan_Judo Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 03:48


    Photographer: "Ok, Lyoto, Houston, eyes here. Now pretened the UFC has offered you a title shot and you Houston are fighting another BJJ blackbelt." *SNAP
  150. Wooldoor Sockbat's Giggle-Wiggle Funny Tickle Non-Traditiona Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 03:49


    I really want that magazine. CMON BEN I SUCK YOU D!CK!
  151. Little Dan Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 03:50


    Every 15 year old in America just logged on to CagePotato.com in an attempt to get a free playboy. Thanks for shaping the minds of our children, on dirty magazine at a time.
  152. THE FATASS BADASS Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 03:51


    It didnt take long for the studio to realize Rush Hour 4 wouldnt be as big of a hit as they had planned.
  153. Little Dan Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 03:52


    Every 15 year old in America just logged on to CagePotato.com in an attempt to get a free playboy. Thanks for shaping the minds of our children, one dirty magazine at a time.
  154. tpark Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 03:55


    This wasn't what the girls were expecting when they asked for "elusive" and "knockout" on eHarmony.
  155. Dangada Dang Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 03:56


    Not pictured: Pride
  156. Portsky Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 04:01


    Judging by the look on her face, Machida knew he had her frustrated with his patented eye defense and was confident that he was but moments away from a full mount. Just steps away, Alexander had realized that he now was being shut down outside of the octagon too.
  157. newotnek Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 04:02


    all these stupid comments for a free 8 dollar magazine that most of the posters are not old enough to buy...
  158. perdew Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 04:04


    "she isn't ready to see the dragon. Are you?"
  159. THE FATASS BADASS Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 04:05


    Lyoto-"HEY, Look at that herd of pygmies. THERES SO MANY!" Housten-"Hey Kids!"
  160. Dangada Dang Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 04:07


    Houston Alexander recounting the horrific tale of his first round triangle choke loss to Conan "The Flying Dutchman" O' Brian. "...I kept yelling for help but alll i saw were a pair of workboots sprinting into the dark. I was swinging fists but I soon realized that this guy was clearly out of my league. I though about my family, how i might never see them again, how would they make it on their own?" Oh yeah and then i was raped.
  161. Micah W Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 04:08


    Lugz "The only shoe Machida trusts to avoid the action"
  162. baba Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 04:08


    newotnek - the magazine is signed by her which means she touched it at some point. So if I also get to touch it, it means her and I had physical contact, which is the key component of sexual intercouse. Essentially, it means that we banged.
  163. Micah W Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 04:09


    Lugz "The only shoe Houston Alexander trusts to keep the fight standing"
  164. Newotneks Mom Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 04:10


    'Refer to Newotnek's post' Newotnek-"All these stupid comments for a free 8 dollar magazine that most of the posters are not old enough to buy…" Lyoto and Housten-"WHAT BITCH?" Newotnek-"*sound of pissing his pants like a homo*" Its the a-u-t-o-g-r-a-p-h we want you mook. get a life.
  165. portsky Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 04:10


    Houston Alexander was embarrassed when he hired Lyoto as his bodyguard, but getting Lyoto to re-enact the samurai sword scene from The Bodyguard every night with him made it all worth it.
  166. kentballin Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 04:10


    No one was more excited to hear about Lyoto Machida's new line of Lugz running shoes than Houston Alexander. He's willing to try anything to get away from submissions.
  167. JMcK Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 04:13


    Here we have a very rare photo, Machida seems to have ditched the track shoes and Houston is . . . conscious.
  168. The Stig Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 04:18


    It was at that moment when Machida realized that aside from the fame, women and money, Rashad Evans still beat him for a title shot.
  169. overloard Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 04:19


    HA " Whats up !!!! all my fan bitches... So I'm here doing this photo shoot with this olympic sprinter Machida and these lovely reporters" LM "LUGS melhores sapatos que eu já executado em" Translation = "LUGS best shoes I have ever run away in"
  170. mayhem420 Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 04:20


    What do you get when you add 1 dull fighter and 1 glass chin? Who cares! Those chicks are HOT!!
  171. Crackgibson Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 04:22


    Machida: "Pssst....Houston-use your peripherals, are these chicks checking us out? Maybe we should do a 'Miami Vice' pose; that usually works..."
  172. pwnt Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 04:24


    In unison:"I have genital herpes"
  173. NICK DIAZ FOR PREZ...HOMEY!! Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 04:25


    lugz, for those days when you just feel like mailing one in
  174. Jeeves Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 04:26


    Unlike Lyoto, who shows off and poses regularly for the camera, Houston's trainers have barred him from eye contact with women. They feel it will only drive him away from his male training partners - and further weaken an already non-existent ground game.
  175. PHISTAKUFFS Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 04:35


    "Tito better be careful parking the car!"
  176. pookysdabomb Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 04:38


    Huston is looking forward to after the interview, so he can work on his ground game.
  177. Imbecile Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 04:55


    "Tune in to find out what happens on the next episode of "Desperate Housewives: Brazil."
  178. curtis Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 04:56


    We all know why Alexander is playing had to get. He ain't got no skills on the ground son!! Whats a girl supposed to do with that?
  179. Firecrap Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 05:01


    Houston and Lyoto asking the camera man if wants to go halves on a rape charge!!
  180. boober Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 05:05


    lyoto: is that alan phunt?! houston: who the hell is alan phunt?!
  181. Lyotohhhh Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 05:09


    When you have true talent...you don't need tattoos, steroids, or cleavage.
  182. wtfhaha Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 05:10


    "after going 3-0,Houston Alexander is now training with the ninja Lyoto Machida to work on making his interviews more...elusive!"
  183. Hermes Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 05:11


    Lyoto and Houston cannot bear to look at bigger knockouts than they will ever get in the Octagon.
  184. baba Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 05:16


    Anybody else think this caption contest is getting out of hand? "I think we're gonna need a bigger blog..."
  185. fftankr Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 05:17


    chick1: "houston, your fights are wishy washy, u either KO or get KTFO" chick2: "and lyoto, your fights are as exciting as staying home, washing my hair"
  186. Wyatt Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 05:19


    Not Pictured: A future in the UFC.
  187. Ian Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 05:20


    Caption: "This photo is fucking stupid."
  188. captain asshammer Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 05:22


    well this isn't going to win any caption contest, but what the fuck is up with the over the shoulder looks? oh hey camera man, didn't hear you come in. and to everyone with the 'elusive' and 'glass jaw' comments, real original
  189. b.d.w. Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 05:23


    Houston: damn i wish i was as well rounded as lyoto........Lyoto: who's this black dude standing next to me?
  190. fftankr Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 05:24


    a lil boy says to his after seeing this ad..."Mommy, i wanna grow up to be an elusively boring fighter with a chin of glass...can i get a pair of Lugz for Xmas?"
  191. Wyatt Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 05:29


    It makes since this is a Lugz footwear ad, because Lyoto runs so much he must really go through shoes and so often we see the logo on the soles of Houston's feet less than 2 minutes into the fight. We salute you, Lugz PR guy.
  192. JTho Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 05:39


    Dana White found an unlikely marketing pair in Machida and Alexander by co-branding Vaseline and smelling salts. "If one doesn't work, the other will."
  193. anthony Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 05:44


    Oh, Shit! Here Comes Chuck, he's gonna be pissed!
  194. Robp 218 Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 05:46


    Introducing the new GLAAD poster! Get them while they are hot!
  195. BIG CHRIS Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 05:52


    portsky Says: October 28th, 2008 at 10:10 am Houston Alexander was embarrassed when he hired Lyoto as his bodyguard, but getting Lyoto to re-enact the samurai sword scene from The Bodyguard every night with him made it all worth it. HILLARIOUS!!!!!
  196. TEMPLE Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 05:54


    "I'm teaching my cat to swim!" I shout, uncontrollably, breaking the intimate mood of the interview and attracting the angry attention of Big Wheels and Egghead. I am pretty sure I can outrun Egghead, but I am not so sure about Big Wheels. Still, after the "Kaleb Starnes MMA workout", I am ready to try. Slowly, so slowly, I unbutton my pants and turn around. There will be a full moon tonight. Oh yes, yes there will.
  197. Eadddden Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 05:56


    Machida : Hey Houston look there casting for TUF 9 better hurry up and get in line.
  198. Rich S. Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 05:59


    For the first time ever, the man with the shortest fights in the UFC and the man with the longest fights in the UFC meet..
  199. dandaman Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 05:59


    "two skanks that can't get enough of the UFC forehead club--in other news, Lindland feels cheated"
  200. Ryan B Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 05:59


    "Hey Machida, is that James Thompson's ear that just walked through the door?"
  201. Rich S. Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 06:01


    There's boobs right in their faces, yet they're staring off into the distance.. Should've seen that comin'..
  202. John Q Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 06:02


    That Bitch next to Houston has some Giagantic nasty feet. OMG. Man Hands to boot...
  203. The irish car bomb Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 06:10


    Houston to Machida: That chick thaking the picture is hotter than these two fucking skanks. Lets go double team her.
  204. The Irish Car Bomb Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 06:13


    Photographer to Rachelle Leah: You don't have to look like such a skank you know. Rachelle Leah's vagina: LAY OFF I'M STARVING!!!
  205. Shifty Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 06:16


    "You Gonna Get Raped"
  206. The Irish Car Bomb Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 06:16


    Houston: Oh shit its Wayne Brady! run!
  207. Mirjitsu Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 06:16


    Rachelle Leah looking.hoo....wait wrong picture... Rachelle Leah looking hoootttt...wait...wrong picture...
  208. Neo Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 06:19


    Obviously there is a naked chick holding the camera for this photo shoot!!! How else do you explain Houston and Machida looking this way!!
  209. JoeMomma Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 06:22


    "Rolling around with dudes on mats all the time is having serious reprocussions on Machida and Houston's decision making" - Dana White
  210. LuketheDuke Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 06:25


    Either way this will be a snooze fest.
  211. Sebastien Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 06:27


    I hate these stupid Spike TV award shows. Ooh! is that Carrot Top.
  212. johnnynormal Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 06:36


    Hey, bitches! Look here! No! Not you two, the OTHER bitches.
  213. Alan Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 06:36


    "Hey, when do we get to try on the Kimbo shoes?"
  214. johnnynormal Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 06:38


    Remembering how his boss asked for pictures of all the best pussy at the event, the photographer knew he'd hit the jackpot with this four-in-one frame.
  215. BdawgKildYa Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 06:39


    Just looking at these girls has given me more action that a Machida fight. And yes, it did last longer than 8 seconds. Sorry Houston :-(
  216. rocky Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 06:40


    Machida has never been interested in anything, ever.
  217. JT Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 06:40


    "Who's Gay?"
  218. Erick Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 06:41


    Bring it home in these Lugz Sporty casual features smooth leather upper with rounded toe, clean lines, minimal stitching,Great for everything except for kicking ass. or Both Machida and Alexander are looking back to see if Nick and Nate Diaz approve...cause they are really hood.
  219. pilon Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 06:49


    Get ready for the return of the Backstreet Boys!
  220. JORGE Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 06:54


    SOMEONE QUICK! GIVE ME MY CAMERA! THIS IS A CHANCE OF A LIFETIME....... YOU NEVER SEE MR. MACHIDA NOT RUNNING AND MR. ALEXANDER ON HIS FEET AT THE SAME TIME! LOL! BITCHES. P.S. I REALLY WANT THAT MAGAZINE!
  221. Anderson Silva's Heet-Seeking Missiles Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 06:56


    lyoto- "yeah tito, i see you." houston-"fuckin shit it's irvin..."
  222. JORGE Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 06:57


    IT'S A BIRD....IT'S A PLANE....NO! IT'S RUN MAN AND HIS SIDEKICK KTFO MAN!
  223. Glen McCoy Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 07:00


    It doesn't matter what you thought!
  224. Michaelthebox Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 07:02


    Conehead and Unibrow kick ass and get the babes. Watch their adventures on the new CW!
  225. T-Money Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 07:03


    After much thought Machida and Alexander have decided to persue their life long dream of modeling in hopes of getting a fan base.
  226. joanty Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 07:11


    Houston Alexander to lady: "what?! im not Common!" Lyoto is just looking to make sure that silva doesnt challenge for the title
  227. Scott Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 07:15


    "I'd hit the two in the middle. Too many people have already hit the dude on the right, and it's rumored nigh impossible to hit the dude on the left.
  228. Erick Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 07:21


    Houston had to explain to Lyoto "Lugz...you buy them when you can't afford Timberlands." at the same time reporter one explained to reporter two,"Machida and Houston...you get them When you can't get Wanderlei Silva."
  229. jicnotice Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 07:22


    Sorry girls, this wont going anywhere. Machida's girl is reserved for Anderson Silva, and we know Houston has no ground game.
  230. Buns Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 07:29


    Machida and Alexander gives Dana White the evil eye as he walks through the crowd. Waiting to continue on their interview
  231. Buns Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 07:34


    Both boys stopped in the middle of their interviews as they saw a guy opening the new Rachelle Leah Playboy Cover Magazine. Machida to Houston, "You go for the KO, I'll go for the decision"
  232. Erick Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 07:39


    Both men stopped and looked at they could have sworn hearing Quinton Jackson's Howl "awoooo,that's my promo boys" or Overrated shoes for overrated people.
  233. Robot Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 07:43


    Tag team Machida, Alexander's got no "ground" game.
  234. bundy Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 07:47


    BREAKING NEWS: Houston Alexander charged with two counts of rape! It would have only been one count however, had it not taken Lyoto Machida 10 minutes to jump in and stop it.
  235. JohnSando88 Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 07:51


    After secretly releasing Lyoto Machida and Alexander Houston from the UFC, Dana White is now offering fight contracts to Mark Dacasco and Damon Wayans to fill in as their replacements as seen in this picture.
  236. crookshark Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 07:56


    Desperate to appear more popular, Lyoto Machita and Houston Alexander stage a photo op at the wax museum.
  237. JimE Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 07:59


    The reporters thought they had a chance with the champs...a chance maybe.. champs not quite.
  238. ray k Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 07:59


    Girl to Houston : ill get on top and ride you all night long. Lyoto Interupts : That will only last seconds, havent you seen his fights.
  239. fourTwenty Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 08:01


    After much hate mail and careful deliberation, Dana White has decided to replace the Machida/Alexander fight with these two chicks. UFC fans around the world rejoice.
  240. Anonymous Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 08:06


    Reporter 1: Mr. Machida, do you finish or do you go to decisions when you have sex? Reporter 2: Mr. Alexander, is it true you have so little ground game that even your girlfriend can pass your guard when you have sex?
  241. Matt C Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 08:06


    Reporter 1: Mr. Machida, do you finish or do you go to decisions when you have sex? Reporter 2: Mr. Alexander, is it true you have so little ground game that even your girlfriend can pass your guard when you have sex?
  242. gregb Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 08:11


    "FAGS" Ya you two, the in the ass assassin and the puff the never blow his load dragon. You guys suck! LM:Wait till the tittle fight i will bore you with 5 rounds of new dance moves. AH: Hey Lyoto can i get some of those dance steps, because i suck.
  243. Mike Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 08:34


    Finally, an opponent who can't knock Houston Alexander out in under a minute.
  244. incrediblydrunk Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 08:38


    Lugz shoes. So good you'll feel like you've actually earned your payday or with Lugz no matter how boring you may be the ladies will love you
  245. Kingsac Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 08:38


    - UFC fighters still no match for female "death eyes". - Sorry boys, the ring girl line starts back there! - Is this the line to become a ring girl? - Houston and Machida's have the best "coaches". EVER.
  246. myke Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 08:45


    LUGGS ad- LUGGS are so HOT the ladies will love you! LUGGS shoes are so cool you might get beat up for'em but LUGGS boots will make people think twice... *chicks not included, boots and shoes may cause drowsiness... in different forms (*in fine print at the bottom)
  247. Impartial bystander Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 09:01


    (Not pictured: a hysterically laughing Joe Silva)
  248. Impartial bystander Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 09:04


    forgot my e-mail.
  249. griffin lover Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 09:14


    There all wondering how houston alexander didnt pass out while getting all those tattoo's
  250. MoTropolis Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 09:18


    High School Musical 4: The Alumni
  251. Scott Whitt Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 09:24


    Lyoto: "Hey Houston, are you Crockett and I'm Tubbs or is it the other way around?" or "Hey is that Kimbo with a will fight for food sign?"
  252. jerry Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 09:24


    Ive heard it said, "She can't wrestle, but you oughtta see her box!". Well thanks alot Leah.
  253. Cap'n Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 09:25


    {Heads bobbing in rhythm} "What is love? Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more."
  254. C-Thrilla Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 09:32


    "Tonight on ET, we get an inside look on the alleged home-boy hookup scandal of two up and coming, well one actually, UFC fighters....."
  255. unodakine808 Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 09:33


    Machida: Damn! Dana told me this shoot was for running shoes....
  256. sirch6002 Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 10:32


    both lyoto and houston look to anderson silva to see if he'll "help them up"
  257. Salvo Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 10:45


    In his spare time Lyoto Machida likes to roll with 3 equally skilled wrestlers at once
  258. Salvo Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 10:54


    For the Holiday season, Lugz is revealing 2 new lines of shoes. The "Decisions" and The "NoChins". Available December 1st.
  259. Sebas Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 10:55


    Lugz...when your always dreaming to be in somebody else shoes!
  260. moop Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 10:59


    Both fighters look to their corners uncertainly when confronted with this never before seen "female" opponent.
  261. Gnads Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 11:16


    Bitches!!!
  262. natureboy Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 11:26


    Houston: "Lyoto, you know what I'd do to Rachelle if I got her on her back?" Lyoto: "LOL"
  263. Roboto Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 11:28


    The recession effects all aspects of life, Free Lugz For Hugz is the new campaign
  264. alan Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 11:30


    Fuck the contest i just wanna know why tha fuck this pic was taken?
  265. curtis hyde Says:

    Mon, 10/27/08 - 11:58


    its sees both men are investing on new coaches for their ground game. lets hope their future opponents don't get poked by more than accidental fingers.
  266. Brad Hanks Says:

    Tue, 10/28/08 - 12:01


    Chick 1: I can never get to quit backing away from me. Chick 2: Really Houston does great unless I get on top of him then its all over.
  267. Funny4Eva Says:

    Tue, 10/28/08 - 12:06


    I'm 15, I'm sorry but i need this more than any of you. I will probably feel just like a boy having his first beer. I'll cherish it at first, then have my fun with it, then I'll be mildly disappointed.
  268. Stylin Says:

    Tue, 10/28/08 - 12:22


    Only one of the four pictured wouldn't get stopped by Gina Carano within a round, and even then it'd go to a decision.
  269. Jonas Says:

    Tue, 10/28/08 - 12:34


    This is like a real life version of the tortoise vs. the hare..
  270. PHISTAKUFFS Says:

    Tue, 10/28/08 - 12:34


    Hey!! that guy tearing tickets over there looks alot like Tito Ortiz!?!?
  271. PHISTAKUFFS Says:

    Tue, 10/28/08 - 12:39


    For the last time Ladies!!!!! We are not Kimbo Slice and Cung Le!!!!
  272. c-los Says:

    Tue, 10/28/08 - 01:06


    H: ooooohh!! cute cameraman!! M: I know but don't tell Dana( he's going to be fucking pissed!!!!) H: I know I know!
  273. Teila Tuli's Tooth Says:

    Tue, 10/28/08 - 01:42


    Ok Huerta and Gurgel the jig is up, we know what you're hiding under those skirts.
  274. MKXii Says:

    Tue, 10/28/08 - 01:51


    I just wanna read the articles.
  275. Dropkick Dick Says:

    Tue, 10/28/08 - 02:04


    After someone off camera hollered "Here comes Brock Lesnar!!" They both turned to see what a real fighter looks like. Plus he probably was flexing his sword/cock chest tat at them.
  276. Derrick Says:

    Tue, 10/28/08 - 02:21


    While Houston comes across yet another "knockout", Machida and the chic in the red skirt realize they have something in common. They have both beaten Rich Franklin.
  277. Maud Says:

    Tue, 10/28/08 - 02:32


    Chicks- "Alright! We are standing here with the most elusive and least elusive men in the UFC." Guys, tell us why your styles differ so greatly, and how come it is so hard for one of you to win over fans, and the other to... win."
  278. Shobu Says:

    Tue, 10/28/08 - 03:02


    Distracted by a sound behind them during the post fight interviews for UFC 117, both Machida and Alexander turn and are amazed to see that Kalib Starnes is *still* running from Nate Quarry
  279. vinsullo Says:

    Tue, 10/28/08 - 03:21


    Microphone fighters- Houston says "left hook" Machida says "I'm elusive and I bobbed my head" Houston says " jab" Machida says" elusive again you missed" Houston says" Nebraska is in the building" Machida says" while you were saying that I took you down and punched you in the forehead 17 times I win by ref stoppage" Houston says" what I'm fine I swear"
  280. Eddi Says:

    Tue, 10/28/08 - 03:30


    Caught daydreaming about receiving triangle chokes
  281. vinsullo Says:

    Tue, 10/28/08 - 03:33


    Hello Lyoto do you have any comments? Machida- I want to fight wifa da bes. Gina Carano looks bigger than Houston. Hello Houston- Hello Gina. Again. I am an employee of the UFC. Again I have 17 kids. Again Nebraska' in the building.
  282. Kaibo Says:

    Tue, 10/28/08 - 03:41


    The makings of perhaps the worst interview ever: Lyoto tended to avoid nearly all of the questions and Alexander got knocked out before anything was able to be established.
  283. Bill C. Says:

    Tue, 10/28/08 - 03:46


    Lyoto Machida: The only man too "elusive" to knock out Houston Alexander.
  284. Bill C. Says:

    Tue, 10/28/08 - 03:47


    Lyoto Machida: The only fighter too "elusive" to knock out Houston Alexander.
  285. Sam Says:

    Tue, 10/28/08 - 04:19


    Lyoto - "I'm gonna take this bitch back to my room and break her" Alexander - "Heh heh, sure you are Lyoto"
  286. EJ Says:

    Tue, 10/28/08 - 04:22


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  302. Dangada Dang Says:

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    Goldberg: "You know that Machida speaka da Japonesa" Rogan: "No...no he doesnt, you fucking moron." *blows line* Goldberg:"Look for Alexander to utilize his stand up ability by taking this fight to the ground...take a bookchapter outta Brock Lesnar's page...reach advantage"
  303. tom barrett Says:

    Tue, 10/28/08 - 12:27


    lyoto eludes the interviewer, while Houston lays the "groundwork" for the interview. Pesonal hygene and grooming are only girls I want to touch me. These bitches suck. Can't touch this! I are the 1337 h4x0r of teh UFC. All your strikes are belong to mid air.
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    "Don't stare directly into the cleavage, Houston. That's what happened to Tito Ortiz"
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  306. marmar Says:

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    LM-He's teaching me what not to do against Thiago
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    Seconds after this picture was taken both women left with mazagatti to get mustache rides.
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  309. Surfin Dave Says:

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    Machida: I'm going to nail that ass! Alexander: Not again, I'm still sore from the last time.
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    WTF you looking at?
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    Resistance: the first step to abstinence.
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    Mama told us not to stare..
  314. UFC for me Says:

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    Despite having great stand up, when facing opponents like these girls ground and pound is definitely the best game plan.
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    Machida to Houston, 'I just realized that I'm not a lover either!'
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    These girls prefer to spit the questions while Houston and Machida should swallow their pride.
  317. MMANewbExpert Says:

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    Machida narrowly evades a question while Houston deals with a knock out. Seems about right.
  318. Charles Fuller Says:

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    "Lyoto and Houston on the red carpet for their new movie Rush Hour 4." cmon lemme win i wanna spank it to some boobies
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    Do you boys have to wear your cups everywhere you go?
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    Machida: Sorry Houston. Dana White says you're not allowed in the VIP section anymore. You can take my car. I'm sure I'll catch a ride.
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    2 girls, 6 boobs.
  323. Pantera Mojo Says:

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    Houston: I'm going to tap that ass! Lyoto: No, you will just tap.
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    Seconds after being told they had to sort through the comments of the latest cage potato caption contest.
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    "Ok, next question....what the fuck are you looking at?"
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    i wonder how many times they had to wake alexander up during this interview.
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    Nice cleavage; the side boobs, not the boobs on the side.
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    You see Houston, if you dodge the paparazzi like you dodge punches in a fight, then we're fucked.
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