In an attempt to show his dedication to the “wanting to fight at ALL times” attitude, Kennedy has decided to remain in fighting stance at all times.

Tim paid to get his picture taken before the girls started their Photo Shoot

Where the EFF is the Air Marshall?

Haters Gonna Hate

Tim only took this photo so he could enter is own Photo Caption Contest…

We know we could have expected less, but atleast he’s wearing pants

I know the slogan, but All that for a Klindike Bar?

Is it just me or are Lady Gaga’s videos getting weirder and weirder?

200th?

Apparently…TK always wears his cup.

-work sucks today…

And in a single black and white snapshot, Dana White proves why Tim Kennedy belongs in Strikeforce.

Tim Kennedy’s future career as a Texas politician seems promising.

The black guy in back is updating his Facebook status: “Leroy is looking at four hot bitches and some dude in a tie”

The black in back is updating his Facebook status: “Leroy is looking at four hot bitches and some dude in a tie”

Club-banger in every sense of the word

ARMY…..Because all our women are easier to get into than a community college.

Tim decides to shake up his resume’ by learning “Dance Fighting”.

After finally breaking into the top 25 on “Fight” magazines top LHW list, Tim Kennedy throws one hell of a 007 themed party, why 007? Maybe the G.I. Joe costumes were sold out…

Tim was pleasantly surprised with breaking in to Dana White’s house after the announcement of the Strikeforce purchase to ask for a transfer to the UFC. He figured there would be tougher guards gaurding his love making sessions with Chuck Liddell.

Don’t even think about messing with my Privates!

‘Yeah they are kinda hot and tight. Oh, you mean the pants!’

Sean Connery, Roger Moore, Pierce Brosnan, names once feared by the ever changing evil underground. Those fears will pale in comparison once they know the name Tim Kennedy. Soon he will “Take Down” evil’s empire by “Submiting” his enemies one at a time. A man, a marine, an artist (martial that is),Kennedy…Tim Kennedy.

U can’t touch them … Hammertime.

Tim Kennedy: Like a bad ass version of Steve Carell but with hot friends…..with guns…..and some black dude behind him.

Are you guys actually going announce a winner this time?? ‘Cause you guys put that Fedor and Allistair picture up for a contest, and then just forgot about it, or something. You guys didnt like mine??? I said Allistair changed his name to the “On One Condition Man” HAHAHA, get it?! Cause it rhymes!

Brother on his laptop Googling, “Who the fuck is Tim Kennedy?”

There is nothing to comment on in this picture, this is the worst caption contest picture ever. Nothing funny here,….nothing.

Tim Kennedy prepares for day 1 of contract negotiations with M-1 Global.

Everything from SFAS to Robin Sage was a breeze… but the top secret Phase VII of the Q-Course pushed Kennedy to the limit.

its obvious that hes wearing a cup… can u really blame him tho.

Maybe if I quit running with this entourage I could start getting fights.

deep undercover, and with his cover blown, Agent Kennedy was left with just his sloppy boxing to try and escape the kremlin.

Mein Fuhrer . . . I can fight!

After what happened in the fifth grade, Tim swore he would never have a bad yearbook picture ever again.

This picture fucking sucks balls for a caption contest. There, that’s my caption.

Black & white compositions: ideal for conveying a classic tone while masking any unsightly erections.

Tim Kennedy: Fights for stewardess rights to carry big guns…..and automatic weapons.

Armed only with his cock,Kennedy managed to take out all four insurgents with a single shot.

Finally the Dj played some Salsa

(in a sing-songy voice)
“This is my riffle! This is my gun! This is for Fighting! This is for fun!”

“What? These ladies with guns? just another marine pilot project. The real kicker is after choking out Melvin, i’ve acquired him to work the concierge desk at our building”

Still trying to prove he is a bad@ss, Tim refuses to take the four hot women to the ground.

Fine. No mile high club. Sheesh.

Come on down to Kennedy’s Ford and Honda. Just like me, our cars can handle most challenges, but stay out of Brazil.

The last remnants of the strikeforce resistance fighters bravely stand their ground in front of the oncoming UFC army.

“Business as usual” he said. Little did Dana know that strikeforce’s “business” included illegal arms trading and prostitution, all fronted by the perfect squeeky clean all-American hero Tim Kennedy.

So my line is “This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass”? I’m sorry Mr. Tarantino, I don’t know how you even cast me as Walter, I wanted to be Lebowski.

Everyone stands guard as they hear Don Frye be joining the plane

OK ladies, where do you wanna go after this, House of Pancakes or The Sizzler?

Alright ladies, let’s get Mr. Kennedy to Japan. His massive head may be the only thing large enough to absorb all that radiation. Godspeed!

once again being shot at puts Tim Kennedy in the right place

No pleats Bitches!

Tim Kennedy looks like a way better host for Bully Beatdown.

Tim Kennedy says “the air force!? They’re a bunch of girls!” “but let’s fucking repopulate the world bitches, play that eurotrash house music Melvin!”

David Lynch’s “History of MMA”

How Tim spent his Win Money:

1) Clothes
2) Chicks
3) DJ

…the rest he wasted.

Women’s MMA first to Unionize; this is how it’s done, fellas.

Sadly this was the last time Tim and his troops were ever seen, as they made the foolish choice to try and rescue Strikeforce, from the evil organization Zuffa and there soulless warlord Mr. White.

I’m not really doig it for the shirt as much as out of complete boredom at work. ugh.

Armed only with his cock, Time Kennedy was able to take out all four insurgents with a single shot.

I think missedcue really wants one of these shirts, you guys.

Tim Kennedy defeated the Fembots with a vicious donkey punch.

Oooh Maaaan! Not another Charlies Angels remake!

Tim- Hey we all know what happened to my brothers john and bobby im not letting that shit happen to me thats why i stay away from book depository

4 skanks and a fighter are way better than Justin Long.

What Tim doesn’t realize is right as he’s about to make love to one of the models behind him, much like his next opponent they will be switched out for a black man.

For all those Milwaukee folks out there: That guy went to PC Pro School.

Even Elite MMA fighters need Apple tech support.

Coming this spring on Zuffavision , Tim Kennedys mile high laserlight dance party remix Ft. DJ MJ

Is there anything Dr Dre doesn’t do comercials for?

Better Than Ezra featuring Michael Jerome CD = $10.00 / Perry Ellis Casual business look = $275.00 / Four former ring girls = $57.50 per hour / Smashing rumors of homoerotic tendancies = PRICELESS!!

No ladies that’s NOT a gun in my pocket…that’s just what “Ranger up” means

“If you got a problem yo i’ll solve it, now check out my hooks while my DJ revolves it.”

Tim Kennedy: the 2nd most interesting man in the world

After the zuffa buyout, Tim Kennedy had to go back to his old job, Bouncer of the Mile High Club

Well I’m glad to see the Strikeforce ring girls found a new job with the buy out.

We wont be serving Peanuts on this flight only Shit kickin sandwiches and little bottles of Wild Turkey

Fly the Southwest Skys with AirKennedy.

“Hello my name is Tim Kennedy and this is new Cilit Bang!”

Dana: “Yeah I guess that’s cool but you still ain’t getting into the Smasher Group.”

“listen Kimbo play the top gun theme again or you aint makin no bread!”

Living the Sheen Dream,
Tim Kennedy begins to set sail across the winds of the universe with his goddesses.

This years host of the Republican convention.

you thought the chics were a bonus. That black guy follows him around posting his tweets and updating his facebook.

My name is Tim Kennedy, and if this picture doesn’t make any sense to you, then you’re not a good American.

Old navy? No, New Army.

“tralalalalalalalalalala”

Now see Marine’s this is how you recruit. No one wants to come running when they hear a clap when you can rock the Calvin Klein while hot bitches handle your hardware so you can look bad ass when They start droppin those club beats.

El Famous Burrito-”Tonight, on a very special Mad Men…Don Draper drops acid.” WINNER
The best ones are always simple poinient one-liners.

Somewhere a sailor is crying.

Someone had to raise the army to defend pot growers from Matt Lindland.

White collar crime just got a little cooler.

Another P Diddy project gone terribly wrong

Using this photograph to support the majority opinion, Thurgood Marshall points out the inherent flaws in separate but equal doctrine by astutely observing, “Ain’t no ho’s up in da colored section.”

I might look like a douche… but I’m bangin 7 gram rocks, doin 4 hot porn stars…and some guy is gonna broadcast it live on ustream from his laptop!! Let’s get this party started!!

Just when you thought a Lady Gaga video couldn’t look any weirder…

Hmm, what rhymes with”Nate” and equals a choking dog?

4 white women with assault rifles with the intent to do harm to the ‘colored fella’: every Texan’s wet dream.

Ahhh so your a tough guy huh? Come onnn put em up put emmm up… Whyyy I Otta

The new music video to Outkast remix of “Bombs Over Baghdad”

Bitches w/ guns and a black dj ALWAYS walk BEHIND me. Thats how I roll.

holy shit Michael Clark Duncan just keeps lossing way too much weight.

I’m sorry. This is the fun-vee. The hum-drum-vee is back there.

Tim Kennedy,”serving” his country any way he can

F*ck you Powers, I’m Tim Kennedy bitch! Winning!

Actually this is a photo from the set of the remake of Demolition man staring Tim Kennedy and Mo Lawal.

::DJ cues the music::
Tim – Fisting anyone?

Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love MMA

Man is Tim’s new Security company slippin. That Black guy is swiping that laptop right behind their back.

The only good track on this album is number three, “Mat Rash” featuring Macho Man Randy Savage.

JC Penny is really stepping up there advertising.

Tim Kennedy had learned a very valuable lesson this year. Lisps are way less noticeable is black and white photos.

When did Alfred E. Newman and Steve Harvey start pimpin together?

Sorry, didnt auto break the paragraphs. Three there.

U.N. unveils a radical special forces brigade for intervention with Libya.

I didn’t know the drummer from Better Than Ezra was doing soundtracks for German fisting fetish porn. Is this video going to feature War Machine as well?

Next on “When Dating Games Attack!”…

In order to boost ratings, Mad Men switches to Fox and falls victim to some ‘creative changes’.

Tim Kennedy hosts the new Alchemist sponsored MMA-themed Variety show with band leader MC Hammer; Too Legit To Tap.

MC Hammer works diligently in the background. Unbeknownst to Kennedy, he’s drawing up the next Alchemist contract requiring all fighters to wear Parachute Pants.

danomite wins with the murrow quote.

Throw out your hands
Stick out your tush
Hands on your hips
Give ‘em a push
You’ll be surprised
You’re doing the French Mistake!
VOILA!

YO,YO!!! I’m MC Tapout, that’s DJ Kickass……we brought the jihad hos wit us fu you thugs out there, and we gonna do it a lil somethin like this……….

Marketing “the Dating Game” to the MMA demo’ just got real.

Tim totally should have gotten the Job as the next host of The Price is Right.

Tim had to choose between getting 72 virgins after dying for Al Qaeda, or going with the Army and getting 4 sluts now. The DJ was just a signing bonus.

Tim’s stirring performance of Jack the Knife wasn’t enough to get him in this Season’s top 13 on American Idol.

Another Fighter goes acting as Kennedy is cast in the new run of Bullets over Broadway.

Tim’s new Vegas act at the Palms, “Dinner In Baghdad” has been getting great reviews.

Historians question the accuracy of Oliver Stone’s new movie. While there is ample evidence to suggest Kennedy was regularly surrounded by gun toting hotties in mini-skirts, there just doesn’t seem to be anything supporting the idea that someone named Michael Jerome was up on the grassy knoll.

The few…..the proud……the black guy.

Ok girls, one more without the moron in the tight pants.

Strikeforce meets Dikeforce.

who needs democracy, Kennedy stole Gaddafi’s goddesses

Following the Zuffa buyout, Strikeforce’s middleweight tournament gets a little weird.

Tim Kennedy: please god don’t make me get a hard on before the picture is taken!

I’m bringing everything for the fight against Melvin – even chicks with guuunnns an sh*t!

fight the friendly skies.

Tim Kennedy: If they made me dress like this at least Those girls should be looking at my ass!

Stan Smith, American Dad! Hey Roger, check out the boots on them girls!

The new Mad Men, with more guns, go go boots and HipHop.

Why a brotha gotta always go to the back?

Damnit NO EDIT BUTTON!!!!! LAST ONE MAKES MORE SENSE IF I BOTHER TO CHANGE THE NAME TO JEROME EVERYWHERE AND NOT JUST THE FIRST TIME SO HERE’S THE REMIX:
“Theorising that one could time travel within his own lifetime, Doctor Michael stepped into the Quantum Leap accelerator and vanished… He woke to find himself trapped in the past, facing mirror images that were not his own, and driven by an unknown force to change history for the better. His only guide on this journey is Al, an observer from his own time, who appears in the form of a hologram that only Michael can see and hear. And so Doctor Jerome finds himself leaping from life to life, striving to put right what once went wrong, and hoping each time that his next leap will be the leap home…”

It’s not going to win but I have to do it.

“I would give them all up for one night alone with Sentain,” said Master Sergeant Galoup.

Relax tough guy, bitches got guns!

Who the fuck is this?

Tim Kennedy draws on all of his special forces training to dispatch a portion of Moammar Gadhafi’s Broad-Squad from the dancefloor of the A-prom-calypse.

A glimpse into Tim Kennedy’s dream moments before it drastically switched over to him dreaming that everyone was afraid to fight him.

“I want to fight all the time, if I can’t fight I might as well go back to Afghanis….ahhhh who am I kidding I love this job!”
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“Theorising that one could time travel within his own lifetime, Doctor Michael Jerome stepped into the Quantum Leap accelerator and vanished… He woke to find himself trapped in the past, facing mirror images that were not his own, and driven by an unknown force to change history for the better. His only guide on this journey is Al, an observer from his own time, who appears in the form of a hologram that only Sam can see and hear. And so Doctor Beckett finds himself leaping from life to life, striving to put right what once went wrong, and hoping each time that his next leap will be the leap home…”
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FAIL

This is one of those situations that comes along once every few years!!!!

“Hey Michael Jerome you’re not gonna duck me like all the Strikeforce fighters are you?”

Scott Coker’s generosity following Zuffa purchase

To hear Tim Kennedy tell his war stories is intense. He was surrounded by four ruthless mercenaries, hate filling their eyes, their blood soaked bodies covered in sweat as they inched closer, his life could end at any moment. He picked off the first one, dove behind the DJ booth but the DJ was a double agent, the DJ tried to stab Tim but he was able to duck as the knife got stuck in the laptop. Tim engaged in some massive hand to hand combat with the DJ but Tim prevailed, breaking his neck. The bullets were flying but Tim was safely positioned behind the DJ booth. He finds a secret compartment where there is a sniper rifle, he picked off the other three mercenaries all with head shots. As he stood over the five lifeless bodies all he could think was what a waste of nice legs and trance music sucks.

Seperate but equal.

Cum fly the friendly skies.

Gs up Hoes down.

Les Groseman Jr.- ‘no seriously. a fucking monkey could do your job.’

Cecil! what the hell are you doing on your computer right now?! Pay attention to the fight, those bitches got guns!

“Brian Stann, your days as most American Middleweight are soon to be behind you…just like me.”

Later it was discovered that like with Lee Harvey Oswaold, the guns were photoshop’d.

Tonight, on a very special Mad Men…Don Draper drops acid.

King Mo was unavailable for $kala’s new rap video so Tim Kennedy had to do.

Destination: Muff, Ireland.

Tim Kennedy’s propaganda video shows the middle east what democracy is all about.

In an attempt to squeeze some life out of the party after blowing the whole budget on Cee Lo Green and a couple of C+ models,Kennedy went to every fighters go to move, awkward fight pose…

Winning!

you go to war with the army you have, not the one you don’t have
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One of these things (is not like the other)
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Kennedy on set of the new Edward R. Murrow biopic: “Good Fight, and Good Fuck”.
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I heard Kennedy autographs these pics and gives them to all the terrorists he kills Johnny Cage style.

Hearing that Tim Kennedy just loved submissive black men, Karl Cox decided to tighten security.

Jacare may have won the fight, but Kennedy won the war.

Tim Kennedy thought War Machine was whistling at him!

On the price is right!
Bidding on this lovely item

On the set of the new adult adult film “Lay of Pigs: Kennedy’s Revenge – Castro’s women better be ready, because this time the only invasion… will be anal.”

With the UFCs new acquisition of Strikeforce, Joe Silva’s taken it into his own hands to put together a team to finally challenge for Christine ‘Cyborg’ Santos’ belt.

hey Coker, they respect my ground and pound…

“Tim, wake the fuck up private, you took more shrapnel”

Bitch #1: Hihi, small penis
Bitch #2: So tiny
Bitch #3: I wonder if he even needs a cup?
Bitch #4: No wonder he likes big guns and bigger ties…

Tim: You wait ’till I RANGER UP!

If every soldier in the wo-orld
Put down his weapon and picked up a woman
What a peaceful world this world would be-eee…
Redheads not warheads
Blondes not bombs
We’re talkin’ about brunettes not fighter jets
Oooh Oooh it’s got to be Sweet 16′s not M-16′s

Be warned Gaddafi, clean your shit up or else the USA will send in 4 hot stewardesses, a black guy, and a dude with a boner to whoop your crazy ass.

Tim Kennedy has his first producing go in the featurette silent pornography film “Big Black Guns and Hot White Buns,” shot all in black and white … even the money shot.

Since his fight career seems to not be going at the pace he may have wanted, Tim has put all effort in to launching his new japanese tv show “Guns, Girls, and Tim.” the whole show is Tim talking about how everyone is scared, he is hungary, and he loves america. At the end the camera pans to MC Hammer. He says, “its hammer time.” Tim starts shadow boxing, hammer dj’s, and girls start dancing and shooting guns!!! Good Night Irene!!! credits. Tim Kennedy is the Ultimate Dance Party Host!!

So this is how M-1 goes about signing its contracts!

mine’s bigger than yours

Tim Kennedy: If you were running for statehouse representative, he’d vote for you!

America… FUCK YEAH!!!

is that a gun in your pants or are you just happy to see me, oh so it is a gun in you pants

im a killer.. with a feminine side

DJ’s better listen to the motto
“u aint got no timmaiiiii in ur sorato?

GAY TEST : if you notice the inconspicous black guy in the back ground…..i have some bad news for you

There’s a Kennedy surrounded by women… so where’s the liquor?

America’s new airline defense

Tim Kennedy, a tactical team, and a mad scientis… search for the bitch that stole his snuggie…

The cast for the new airport security show

There is more picture of Kennedy and these four ladies “fist” posing also floating around but CP cannot post any of them.

it’s the pleats. It’s actually an optical illusion. It’s the pattern on the pants

Yo bitches…don’t bring no gun to a fist fight!!

So the girls in white boots are the only ones allowed to have guns. Big whoop, wanna fight about it?!

This may be the gayest caption picture I’ve ever seen!

Hey Frye, this is how a real man pads his record!

all they had left at the halloween store was stewardess costumes, rambo guns and a fred flinstone tie

Taking a cue from Mr. Sonnen, his campaign begins…. And I approve this message.

Tim relax, just because your in a room with guns, women and black dude doesnt me you have to get defensive.

The promo poster for Nazi Werewolf Women of the SS.

Both realizing that his time as a MMA fighter was over, Tim Kennedy allowed Melvin Manhoff DJ his after party…

Tim blew all the money from his huge payday from his last fight on one special “winning” night.

Ill fight anybody for the love of my country, or these beloved prostitutes.( sniffing coke in JFK voice)

Pee Wee Herman’s first Playhouse

Check out the new Chuck Norris movie “DeathMatch17 No One Makes It Out Alive”

I got nothin but LOL’s for this one… lololololololololololololol

America, fuck yeah!

Sporting the new Banana Republic Package Huggers, i swear those pants are gonna rip if he sits down

Tim:Atleast these girls will fight me………..pussies

Four Chicks and Two guns to protect Tim Kennedy from one black dj with a laptop? Seems a little overkill to me…..

Tim and his friends display the new Army attire, now that “Don’t ask, don’t tell” has been repealed.

Tim Kennedy: A Michael Jerome Joint.

Now THIS is how you raise 120 bucks!