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Caption Contest: Win an Advance Copy of Chael Sonnen’s New Book ‘The Voice of Reason’!

Last month, we warned you that Chael Sonnen will soon be dominating your local bookstore, having already conquered the worlds of professional fighting, politics, and athletic commission hearings. His new book is called The Voice of Reason: A V.I.P. Pass to Enlightenment, and will be available to the general public on May 15th. Amazon.com describes the content in these humble terms:

Sonnen’s commentary and tales of heroic adventure will initiate you into the world of superhuman greatness. Allow him to carry you like a frail damsel through the world of professional mixed martial arts as he cuts weight, deals with moronic cornermen, expresses his disdain for focus mitts and punching in general, gets his face rearranged, and finds support and encouragement from fans. Permit him to cleanse your mind’s palate and teach you the truth about history, politics, endangered species, cinema, terrorists, music, particle accelerators, and his plans for creating a Chaelocracy, which translates as “a Better Earth.” Shower him with praise as he takes you into his manly mitts like a lump of clay and reshapes you in his own likeness. 

Like all men of myth and legend, Sonnen strives for the betterment of the human race. Prometheus brought us fire; Dana White brought us the modern-day gladiator; and Chael P. Sonnen now brings us the step-by-step guide to being a great human being and patriot…There is no better day to stop being you and start trying to be Chael P. Sonnen.

So…who wants to get a copy a month before it comes out?

Check out the photo below of Chael and MMA alpha-female Ronda Rousey, posing with a random Sherdogger at Starbucks. Post a clever caption to the photo in the comments section by tomorrow night at midnight PT; we’ll post the two best ones on Friday, and the winners will each receive an advance copy of The Voice of Reason. Feel free to enter as many times as you want. Sound good? Now make Papa Chael proud and claim what’s yours!

Thanks to Victory Belt for making this contest possible. Buy a copy of ‘The Voice of Reason’ right here for just $14.85.

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xxxrayrayray- April 25, 2012 at 8:27 pm
http://993.k.af
hikitu- April 23, 2012 at 12:15 pm
Ever seen a guy happier to give up his lunch money?
xxxrayrayray- April 14, 2012 at 9:26 am
http://tinyurl.com/paybuybuy thank you
BigDaddyD- April 13, 2012 at 3:20 am
You'll see that life is a frolic and laughter is calling for you... Down at our rendezvous,
Three's company, too!
CuColin- April 12, 2012 at 9:41 pm
He wrote to Santa and asked for American Gangster and Femme Fatale. Dont think this was what he expected!
CuColin- April 12, 2012 at 9:28 pm
The original cast of The Big Bang Theory. Other guy was in Chaels spot!
Chute13- April 12, 2012 at 5:29 pm
He knows they may be tougher, but he has the biggest balls in the room.
LordCoSaX- April 12, 2012 at 3:21 pm
It's gonna be a one-sided pounding and I'm jerking the...urgh..well
LordCoSaX- April 12, 2012 at 3:20 pm
It's gonna be a one-sided pounding and I'm swinging the...urhm..well
WhiteBoyFrank- April 12, 2012 at 1:52 pm
This 20 year bus driver chose to the wrong time to tell Chael about his Free Rides for Carrots program. (Rhonda clearly hasn't paid for busfair in years)
amfox19- April 12, 2012 at 1:29 pm
Lucky for Chael, Rousey's signature move isn't the triangle
Dana Blanco- April 12, 2012 at 1:07 pm
rock, scissors, paper ends in a draw. on to sudden victory.
Alan K- April 12, 2012 at 12:57 pm
One of these things is not like the other. One of these things is about to armbar the other two.
livnup2006- April 12, 2012 at 12:41 pm
The combined testosterone in this picture is almost non existent......
livnup2006- April 12, 2012 at 12:34 pm
its a damn shame when the bald skinny guy is the manliest person in the room!!!
Chute13- April 12, 2012 at 12:11 pm
The total natural testosterone in this picture is staggeringly low.
Viva Hate- April 12, 2012 at 11:52 am
Thanks to low testosterone, the threesome took an awkward turn.
HabitualLineStepper- April 12, 2012 at 10:52 am
Who wants to get a jelly doughnut?
Eddi- April 12, 2012 at 9:13 am
The man with the biggest arm
The lady with the biggest charm
The guy with the potential to do your reputation the most amount of harm
Eddi- April 12, 2012 at 9:12 am
Meet the contestants for To Tell the Truth
joshuan29- April 12, 2012 at 9:03 am
"OK! Three, Two One. FART! BWAAAAMP!"
HabitualLineStepper- April 12, 2012 at 8:44 am
Chael becomes the latest mma fighter to sign on to do a low-budget film with c-list actors. Here he poses with his co-stars Julia Stiles and a grown up Bud from 'Married with Children'.
Viva Hate- April 12, 2012 at 8:34 am
Chael and Ronda try and teach him that limp wristed is not a proper punch pose.
HabitualLineStepper- April 12, 2012 at 8:32 am
Look, even the little twerp in the middle knows that the fist pose is for beatoffs.
danomite- April 12, 2012 at 8:31 am
wow. i'm not even going to bother checking if anybody else already said the same thing as me:
- stuck between a beautiful blonde fighter and insufferable jackass, Ben couldn't decide between a fist-pose or the international symbol for jerk-off.
- this is who Ronda was talking about when she said she could beat most men in her weight class.
--Ronda, Chael and Ben Goldstein demonstrating one of the three acceptable memes: the fake weiner.
--Picture proof that Ronda Rousey is a trash-talking angel.
--Ronda and Chael saw PriceWaterhouseCooper's employee of the year Levi Goldsteinberg and just had to get a pic with him.
--so that's how Chael plans on getting his book on the National Bestsellers list...
--This picture was obviously taken before Chael had a chance to order his coffee.
--Sonnen/Rousey 2016. Vote or Die(for real this time).
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