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Caption Contest: Win a Copy of ‘Beatdown’ on DVD or Blu-Ray!


We’ve been waiting patiently since last winter, and the moment is finally upon us: Beatdown, starring Rudy Youngblood, master thespian Michael Bisping, Bobby Lashley, Heath Herring, Mike Swick, Eric Balfour, and Danny Trejo, will be released on DVD and Blu-Ray tomorrow. Check the synopsis:

Brandon, a respected street fighter, is forced to flee the city after his brother is murdered and the money that was supposed to be paid back to a local gangster is stolen. While lying low at his father’s house in a small Southern town, Brandon soon gets involved in the local underground cage-fighting circuit. With the help of Drake Colby, a former MMA champion, Brandon devises a scheme to bring a massive payday, if they are able to survive.

We have eight copies of the flick to give away, in two separate caption contests. If you want one, check out the gnarly UFC 118-related pic after the jump and follow our instructions…

(Props: Tracy Lee/CageWriter)

Speaking of beatdowns, Marcus Davis got his ass kicked by Nate Diaz on Saturday night and wound up with the hematoma pictured above. (There’s a giant white arrow pointing to it, in case you’re unclear about what you should be looking at.) Post a clever caption to the photo in the comments section below by tonight at midnight PT. We’ll post four winners tomorrow, and we’ll do it all over again on Thursday. Good luck, Potato Nation…

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Punching Homer- August 31, 2010 at 6:32 am
The UFC venture into Roswell was a smashing success.
newotnek- August 31, 2010 at 1:35 am
If there is one more ET or goonies reference, I'm gonna punch myself in the eye until it swells up real big.... like ... oh... wait... my bad, too late
KINGMADE- August 30, 2010 at 11:52 pm
Doctors have successfully grown a vagina on the side of a mans face!
Mechanicjitsu- August 30, 2010 at 9:46 pm
Dammit. Meant this IS what your right eye will look like. Shit. That was my best one too...
Mechanicjitsu- August 30, 2010 at 9:45 pm
This what your right eye will look like if Nate Diaz punches it.....209 times.

Yo Marcus! Did Nate Diaz just skull-fuck you? Cuz that right eye looks pregnant.

Marcus Davis is half Chinese. Just the right half though.

Y'know, this proves that Marcus Davis is also soft headed with no equilibium, huh Tito?
Markdog- August 30, 2010 at 8:26 pm
Dirt- August 30, 2010 at 6:14 pm
You'll need some Proactive to clear up that face!
kangerpang- August 30, 2010 at 5:51 pm
The fight Doctor pictured left, finally found Davis' mouthpiece after it went missing in the 3rd round.
nomaam- August 30, 2010 at 5:07 pm
"Do you really think it looks as bad as Lindsay Lohan's career?"
exect4500- August 30, 2010 at 4:12 pm
"He guys, is this a pimple or a boil?"
Stinkydeelux- August 30, 2010 at 3:36 pm
Amazed the first inflicted only soft tissue damage instead of death, goateed NastyMan let go his second Mind-Bullet.
Pacman- August 30, 2010 at 2:57 pm
Eye of the Tiger
EDoggFunkMonk- August 30, 2010 at 2:34 pm
Clyde- August 30, 2010 at 2:33 pm
Contraband, I believe their new numbers is 1-209-420-DIAZ

Ain't shit free in stockton homie.
EDoggFunkMonk- August 30, 2010 at 2:33 pm
You's a Diaz Bitch now. A scarred Homie.
EDoggFunkMonk- August 30, 2010 at 2:31 pm
Get down. She's gonna blow!
EDoggFunkMonk- August 30, 2010 at 2:30 pm
Marcus calls Hollywood to see if there's interest in a Men In Black sequel.
2DaDeath- August 30, 2010 at 2:23 pm
And the winner of the Sloth look-a-like contest goes to --->
jimmylegs- August 30, 2010 at 2:18 pm
Guy on the left: " Where did you get that hat?"
2DaDeath- August 30, 2010 at 2:13 pm
ccman- August 30, 2010 at 1:56 pm
What we really need is a goonies, et, mask, or total recall reference....

Contraband yours was funny
Frank Mur- August 30, 2010 at 1:48 pm
Once again, the "Irish Hand Grenade" proving, if you keep acting like a cock smoker, your face is gonna get pregnant.
2and0- August 30, 2010 at 1:45 pm
Why is creepy bald guy looking so longingly at Marcus Davis' eye vagina?
2and0- August 30, 2010 at 1:44 pm
"Don't be scared hematoma."
paddyboomboom- August 30, 2010 at 1:40 pm
"Diaz was clearly influenced by Picasso's cubist period." I always knew that taking that art history was going to be useful for something.