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Caption Contest: Win a Copy of ‘Wrong Side of Town’


(The tag line is "Who wants to die first" — just like that, without a question mark. That’s how you know these guys are serious.)

Don’t ask us where we got them, but we recently came into possession of a box of Wrong Side of Town DVDs, which don’t even hit stores until next Tuesday. (I know, I know, this crazy life we lead.) But instead of flipping all of them on the underground bootleg market, we’re going to skim five off the top and give them to you, our loyal and long-suffering readers. Hit us with the plot synopsis, LionsGateShop.com:

Bobby (Rob Van Dam), a former Navy Seal, seeks revenge by killing a crooked nightclub owner who attacked his wife. The owner’s brother comes after Bobby by placing a massive bounty on his head. Bobby’s only hope will be to enlist his old friend Ronnie (David Bautista) in retaliation efforts. But first he’ll have to repair the falling-out they had years ago. With Ronnie’s help he’ll stand a chance, but ultimately it will be up to him to save his family and escape his death sentence.

To win a copy of the flick, all you have to do is come up with a clever caption to the completely unrelated photo after the jump — which shows Kimbo Slice posing with the World’s Tiniest Pimp — and post it in the comments section below by Tuesday at noon ET. Finalists will be announced later that day. This is your moment, people. Grab it with both hands.



(Photo courtesy of twitter.com/TapouTPunkASS)

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Dionna Willis- February 12, 2011 at 8:43 pm
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mayday- February 23, 2010 at 11:46 am
In the process of shitting identical twin midget pimps, Kimbo still has time for a photo op.
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basslayer- February 23, 2010 at 9:28 am
I always thought Aladdin would be taller but, hey, looks like hes got a safe home around Kimbo's neck!!
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meanfinger- February 23, 2010 at 8:21 am
50 dollars and my copy of Wrong Side of Town says kimbo smokes blunts bigger than this guy..
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meanfinger- February 23, 2010 at 8:20 am
kimbo finally gets a chance to meet his idol. Mac from Mike Tyson's Punchout
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meanfinger- February 23, 2010 at 8:18 am
they're still tryin to figure out the answer to the age old question.. which came first? the gangster or the pimp?
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Frank Mur- February 23, 2010 at 6:17 am
At a recent Press Release for the "Best of Strikeforce" DVD, Kimbo Slice was quoted..."I carry my mini Nate Diaz around for good luck, but he always drops out my beard at the most inopporotune times."
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Bad skipping- February 23, 2010 at 5:29 am
"Tell me more about your intriguing M-1 Global organisation..."
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Yeti Stomp- February 23, 2010 at 5:25 am
Dude, if you're gonna pop ninja smoke, NOW is the time to do it.
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Yeti Stomp- February 23, 2010 at 5:22 am
OK, check it, yo - watch how far this muhfuh gonna fly!
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ytrebil- February 23, 2010 at 4:06 am
Kimbo’s pimp-hand turned out to be a 3ft Mexican midget called Ricco.
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ytrebil- February 23, 2010 at 4:05 am
Ma whole life I woz fighting da enemy, but I realized I was really fighting da inner me, y’know, da INNER… ME… but this midget’ll do for now.
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XxStifflerxX- February 22, 2010 at 11:07 pm
Another one of Dana White's clever plans to make money off of Kimbo Slice? "Kimbo Slice vs Micro Mini Pimp"
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littlemoex0001- February 22, 2010 at 11:04 pm
"Pimpin Just Got A Little Bit Easier"
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The Flying Canadian- February 22, 2010 at 10:31 pm
Kimbo had to bend in for a closer look to make sure that Juan was, in fact, as real as it gets.
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The Flying Canadian- February 22, 2010 at 10:29 pm
Kimbo - I'm going to dip you in gold and wear you around my neck. Playa.
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clopez- February 22, 2010 at 9:31 pm
Kimbo's just to shocked to let it go... but everybody knows you never throw rock 3 time in a row!
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DopenesS- February 22, 2010 at 9:29 pm
Kimbo to Tiny Pimp.. "So which one of these hoes do I get to donkey punch first?"
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clopez- February 22, 2010 at 9:28 pm
"so you're telling me the pimp slap is not done with a closed fist?"
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Nut Puncher 9000- February 22, 2010 at 8:36 pm
Now suck my dick bitch.
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AkilleeZ- February 22, 2010 at 8:06 pm
World's Tiniest Pimp took his upcoming bout with Kimbo on SHORT notice....get it...short..notice...

tough crowd.
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kneesnbows- February 22, 2010 at 8:00 pm
Okay Dana, this is getting ridiculous. I thought the UFC didn't book circus acts and hand feed fighters.
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kneesnbows- February 22, 2010 at 7:52 pm
"You better not tell anybody man"

"I won't man......Hey, Kimbo back here taking a shit!"

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P2- February 22, 2010 at 7:41 pm
"With a firm grip on his cane sword, he knew he was seconds from avenging the death of his brother: the brother who's guilded hand now hung from the neck of his murderer."
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