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Caption Contest: Win a ‘Five Principles’ T-Shirt From Tokyo Five!

If you watched that video of Bas Rutten beating up an entire cooking show, you may have thought to yourself, "My, I wish I had that handsome white t-shirt with the devil’s face and strange words at the top." (Come on, at least one of you must have thought that.) The shirt in question is known as the "Five Principles", one of the standout designs from Tokyo Five, an apparel company that specializes in jeans as well as custom tees for MMA fighters like Matt Serra and Gabriel Gonzaga. T5 was cool enough to hook us up with a few of those Five Principles shirts, which we’re going to give away to you, our beloved readers. Well, maybe not give away; you’ll have to work for them. Specifically, you’ll have to come up with hilarious captions to the photo after the jump…

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Please submit your entries to the comments section below by Thursday at midnight ET, and we’ll announce the winners sometime on Friday. Sound good? Well get to it. And many thanks to Tokyo Five!

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Joedirt- April 4, 2010 at 6:24 pm
Joe Rogan introduces Michael Phelps for his first MMA match...
HEADBUSSA765- March 27, 2010 at 12:14 pm
Vera: " BV phone home"

Rogan: "Oh, shit he thinks he's ET again. Dude, hand me that blanket"
TheFanciness- March 26, 2010 at 12:43 am
After having his face broken in his last fight, Brandon Vera decided to become a spokesmodel for Nair. Joe Rogan is not a spokesmodel for Nair.
fingerssfv- March 26, 2010 at 12:18 am

Rogan: "No, Brandon, I think you have to go in this direction".

Rogan: "Jonny Bones, you had your moment. It's Brandon's turn now".
Uncle cestus- March 25, 2010 at 8:32 pm
He's smiling on the outside, but the weigh in performance of "YMCA" has been joyless since War Machine left.
Bubbaduncan- March 25, 2010 at 7:26 pm
Looks like his orbital bone wasn`t the only bone getting attention.
Bubbaduncan- March 25, 2010 at 7:23 pm
Joe: ``Brandon, I know you`re excited that the Phillipino replacement singer for Journey is at the weigh ins..... But this dude over here is ready to break your face.``

Jon Jones: ``Don`t stop believing that, son.
Burghamber- March 25, 2010 at 5:49 pm
One of you camera men is going to have to step up and get a close up of it. You there? How about you?
Ajax- March 25, 2010 at 3:35 pm
*10 minutes after Rogan and Vera dropped some acid backstage*

Rogan: "Dude I'm freaking out, do you see bubbles floating around in here?"
Vera: "HAHA, I just popped that one right before it got out of reach."
closedminded- March 25, 2010 at 3:01 pm
Brandon Vera, once again vowing to return to his old self, slips into a pair of shorts he wore throughout the entirety of the first grade.
Eljroco- March 24, 2010 at 8:46 pm
Suddenly Master Toddy yelling "Now Cobra" at Kerry Vera took on a whole new meaning
hotsaucemonster- March 24, 2010 at 8:29 pm
yo Rothwell please hook a brother up
montanamonster- March 24, 2010 at 5:07 pm
The dude from Survivor finally has his break out fight even though he is battling cancer. First UFC event sanctioned in the third world.
Murdock- March 24, 2010 at 2:11 pm
Tiger Woods probably hit that too..
youngblood- March 24, 2010 at 1:42 pm
"Now can I get my prescription refilled here in Colorado to make the Nightmares go away? I don't know if I can smoke enought of what I brought with me... Quick, Fatty Hogwatcher get me the double bubble and I will let you take a peek and what is behind curtain number 3."
Fried Taco- March 24, 2010 at 12:22 pm
Brandon's coaches knew they were in trouble when, during the Hokey Pokey, Joe Rogan said "Put your left hand in..."
Fried Taco- March 24, 2010 at 12:02 pm
Vera: "Number one big penis right here!"

Rogan: "Actually, I think Bones' penis is much bigger than yours."
Fried Taco- March 24, 2010 at 12:00 pm
Rogan: "How about you, sir, would you like to pull his finger?"
newotnek- March 24, 2010 at 10:39 am
A failed attempt to show that speedos are not just for losers and European tourists.
newotnek- March 24, 2010 at 10:23 am
Brandon Vera and Joe Rogan mess up while filming a Subway "five dollar foot long" commercial... again.
newotnek- March 24, 2010 at 10:10 am
Who's a has been fighter claiming to be back to his old ways thats about to get his face smashed in a day or so?
MIRJITSU- March 24, 2010 at 7:33 am
Joe Rogan: "Our next fighter to be auctioned...Brandon "the Truth" Vera. Bids starting at one dolla ...and a one and a one...I've got one...I'm looking for one fiddy...humina humina one fiddy..... I got one fiddy.......any more bids..going once..going twice..>SOLD! to the heft lady with the chinstrap beard for one fiddy...oh wait.. that is Jon Bones Jones' momma!!
P2- March 24, 2010 at 5:22 am
SNEAK PEAK OF "ZOOLANDER 2:" Worried that Derek is looking a little puffy and hungover, Billy Zane decides to take his close friend's place in the upcoming "walk-off."
Durden- March 24, 2010 at 5:02 am
Kojak is back from the dead and he's gonna get to the bottom of this pants stealing business that has gone out of hand at the weigh-ins!
Big Fox- March 24, 2010 at 4:15 am
Vera "See Joe if I suck in my gut my little dick looks bigger, Up there you see Big Country knows what I am talking about!"
Joe "Yeah but all the ring girls are fucking throwing up man.. LOOK"