Caption Contest: Win 'How Bruce Lee Changed the World'
(Buy the DVD at shop.history.com.)
Back in May, the History Channel premiered a documentary called How Bruce Lee Changed the World, which covered the life, mysterious death, and lasting legacy of the martial arts superstar and fingerless glove innovator; you can get a taste of it here. Now the flick has been released on DVD, and A&E Home Entertainment was cool enough to give us two copies to give away to our readers. But nothing comes without effort. If you want a copy, think up some clever captions to the photo after the jump, which shows one of Lee's spiritual descendants greeting his next opponent. Please submit your captions to the comments section below by Tuesday at noon PT. We'll announce the winners shortly after. Be water, my friends, and good luck...
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Comments
Voodoo Says:
"Really, you can break 9 boards with just your forehead? That's awesome... hey wait, let go of my wrist..."
newotnek Says:
Relcome an whatchu wan to dwink roundeye?
battleminnow Says:
You will need to keep your chin down, like this.
Richard Tucker Says:
"I'd like to take this opportunity to thank the UFC and Mauricio, and my sponsors, Bony Acai and Fleshlight."
agentsmith Says:
"Let him go! Stop it, you're hurting him!"
Not exactly funny, but that's what it looks like to me.
Frank Mur Says:
Please forgive me for what I'm about to do to you.
bjjpenn Says:
"I knew i shouldn't have wore sandals with a suit"
Androiddrew Says:
Hey lady. What are you pointing at? Oh, my fly is open.
kswitchy Says:
"Head lice inspection now requires two nurses to confirm infestation"
agentsmith Says:
"You and this broad tag-teamed Edith?! I must shake your hand, sir!"
bjjpenn Says:
After only shaking his hand Lyoto knew every move shogun would make during the fight
Frank Mur Says:
Machida: "You see the port in the rear of my skull where I take in urine intraveiniously?"
Shogun: "NO SHIT!!?"
Girl: "Eeww, Dandruff!
AkilleeZ Says:
"It looks benign to me, but just to be safe I am going to freeze it off."
Capt. Shamrock Says:
"Although one of the most "elusive" fighters ever, Lyoto Machida could not escape the ugly bitch ruining his photo op"
Juice Says:
Herro Mr. Rua! (dead man woking... dead man woking...)
BigWill83 Says:
You see Shogun...this is how Shang Tsung steals your soul...FINISH HIM!!
One Two Says:
what is this nutrabolics you speak of? I no longer have to drink my own pee thank you kind sir thank you.
Geriatric Peon Says:
Lyoto thanks Shogun for the fabled hooker with permanent strokers cramp.
lesnerisafag Says:
today i shake it, tomorrow i break it.
LightningMunk Says:
Lyoto Machida is so pro, he can take his eyes off his opponent when he bows.
Arnaud Says:
At that moment, Mauricio didn't saw that Yoda was sitting just behind Lyoto, preparing an urine mix for his protege. As you can see, that lady was...
One Two Says:
After finding out they both nailed ediths mom and some argument she is brought on stage and Lyoto concedes the size contest.
Frank Mur Says:
"Having your opponents girl friend notice your Un-Cicumsized penis is hanging out at a press conference...." Priceless!
El Famous Burrito Says:
Well, I thought you looked familiar. Sorry, I didn't recognize you without crap in your pants!
Jeeves Says:
Mr. Miyagi had taught Shogun well. . . "Never take eye off opponent." Unfortunately, Mr. Lee had also taught Machida how to "become like tea pot."
Times Infinity Says:
Lyoto: "I am so glad I dont have to wear stupid shirts with my sponsors names anymore like you."
Girl: "Shutup asshole he's getting my teeth fixed with that money!"
MMAposeur Says:
Wow! You Americans, penis SOOO big!
jewjifshoe Says:
When it comes to moderately priced hookers who are willing to drink pee, Shogun found Lyoto the cream of the crop.
MMAposeur Says:
yes, i know Rua's not american, at least Lyoto's part Japanese :)
Smitty Says:
You are not kwilow so we shall be friends.....only until fight though.
El Famous Burrito Says:
Did you know you have a tiny fauxhawk growing on this hand?
google Says:
Thanks for helping me up, my fleshlight really wore me out this morning.
Smitty Says:
Chick: Hey don't bow too far you're gonna rip the suit!!!!.......Oh great, WARDROBE!!!
PurplePickle Says:
"Pleased to meet you...Hope you guess my name.
But what's puzzling you is the nature of my game. Woo-hoo."
One Two Says:
Some say the real reason Edith was fired was the whole her mom stumbling onto stage drunk incident.
One Two Says:
way in? yeah right if ya wanna call that much way in.
CJvsCP Says:
You're wondering who I am
(Secret, secret, I've got a secret)
Machine or mannequin
(Secret, secret, I've got a secret)
With parts made in Japan
(Secret, secret, I've got a secret)
I am the modren man
Domo Arigato, Mr. Roboto
Domo Arigato, Mr. Roboto
Vrax Says:
Woman: "Um...Shogun? I think the pee-drinker has a boner."
Killy Says:
-"HHHHHHHHHHAAAAaaaaaaa ... plizzz stop squeezing my hand so hard."
girl on the side: -"Pussy!"
El Famous Burrito Says:
ROR! Thank you, Mr. Shogun. That Horse-Faced Woman Holding Invisible Pee-Pee Cup bit cracks me up every time.
Titos Head Says:
"Ok she's your baggage...you fall behind, your on your own!"
brwnidbutch Says:
Shogun: "Obviously this guy has never seen Karate Kid. "Always look eye!" Duh!"
LikeTheWhiskey Says:
Woman in Background: Umm, yeah, Lee-yo-to, this is a "family place." Would you mind putting "The Dragon" back in your pants?
Jesus Frijoles Says:
Please forgive me, I didn't know it was casual Friday.
cdlaforc Says:
Sorry about your shoulder, Mauricio. If you hold still I can pop it back in.
kangerpang Says:
No, she wasn't hurt at all that Loyoto greeted Shogun first.....But her face tells a different story.
JZ89 Says:
My fly's down ...?
MMAposeur Says:
Only too late did Lyoto realize it was casual friday. Oh, the shame...!
KillDozer Says:
"This battle will be more epic than Bruce Lee Vs. Chuck Norris"
winklepicker Says:
See? We pump the arm like this, pee come out down here, and then we drink.