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Caption Contest: Win ‘How Bruce Lee Changed the World’

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Back in May, the History Channel premiered a documentary called How Bruce Lee Changed the World, which covered the life, mysterious death, and lasting legacy of the martial arts superstar and fingerless glove innovator; you can get a taste of it here. Now the flick has been released on DVD, and A&E Home Entertainment was cool enough to give us two copies to give away to our readers. But nothing comes without effort. If you want a copy, think up some clever captions to the photo after the jump, which shows one of Lee’s spiritual descendants greeting his next opponent. Please submit your captions to the comments section below by Tuesday at noon PT. We’ll announce the winners shortly after. Be water, my friends, and good luck…

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ownmachine- September 8, 2009 at 11:06 am
Oct. 24th Study Shows Sense of Style Directly Correlated with Fighting Ability, Scientists Say
El Famous Burrito- September 8, 2009 at 6:27 am
Say hello to my secret weapon: cornerman Ronnie James Dio!
Horror Fighter- September 8, 2009 at 5:41 am
"Don't concentrate on the head or you will miss all that heavenly glory."
hotsaucemonster- September 7, 2009 at 11:55 am
still quite unfamiliar with western culture Lyoto failed to realize that you need to take you pants off for the goat to be successful.
hotsaucemonster- September 7, 2009 at 11:51 am
Anderson quick get your lighter i cant hold it in much longer
bruatl elbow bombs- September 6, 2009 at 11:36 pm
"You win. That was the biggest fart I've heard in my entire life"
Horror Fighter- September 6, 2009 at 10:58 pm
"In honor of Bruce Lee, I shall use Jeet Kune Do to overcome Machida karate. To prepare, I have left Chute Boxe Academy and started a new camp. Please meet the team that will help me to defeat you: hxxp://"
GetUpAndKill- September 6, 2009 at 10:38 pm
May I have this dance?
One Two- September 6, 2009 at 12:16 pm
"I got you you bastard lets see ya try to hop around now"
One Two- September 6, 2009 at 7:59 am
"choose the sword and you fight me, choose the ball and you join my mother in the casinos."
Barc- September 6, 2009 at 12:05 am
This is what "I'm never washing this hand again" looks like on a grown man.
Barc- September 6, 2009 at 12:02 am
Blowers cramp... Get it?
Barc- September 5, 2009 at 11:57 pm
Title fight in the UFC: $100,000

Bad Boy logo on your t-shirt: 10,000

Disguising your "give him syphillis" gameplan as a 3 cow wife and having him buy it... Priceless.

There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's Mixed Martial Arts.
Barc- September 5, 2009 at 11:52 pm
This guy drinks his own what?! Oh, pee? I thought you said something else.
chocolove- September 5, 2009 at 8:01 pm
Upon closer inspection, Lyoto realized he was wearing loafers.

Shogun: hahaha good one sweet heart, that was a total facial.

chocolove- September 5, 2009 at 7:53 pm
Machida: GOD DAMNIT SHOGUN! Did Dana White put you up to this hand buzzer prank.

Shogun: he he he, I am so fucking smooth.
ruTKOski- September 5, 2009 at 6:28 pm
ruTKOski- September 5, 2009 at 6:23 pm
Dodge the right, counter with a left.
Dodge the left, counter with a right.
Dodge his line of sight, counter with a formal gesture of greeting.
Ed M- September 4, 2009 at 10:34 pm
It was apparent at the presser that Lyoto's new "Eat Shit" Diet was not agreeing with him.

I live two counties away from a DVD player. Can make the drive if I have to.
Dr Garbo- September 4, 2009 at 10:23 pm
Trip to Mens Warehouse- $199

Little boys Haircut $11

Opponent that prolly doesn't deserve a title shot but has a good enough name to make you look like god himself come fight-night....Priceless
HeavyHandedHawaiian- September 4, 2009 at 9:19 pm
"Mauricio! I drink your urine straight from source!"
pinkribbonscars- September 4, 2009 at 8:45 pm
LR: What size is this jacket? I want to get it in plaid.
One Two- September 4, 2009 at 7:46 pm
Shogun: Why didn't you tell me?
lyoto: Tell what?
Shogun: That you knew karate.
lyoto: You not ask.
shogun: Well, where'd you learn it?
lyoto: Father.
Shogun: But I thought he was a Engineer built briges or something.
Lyoto: In Salvador, all lyoto know two things: bridges and karate.
NateGetsIrate- September 4, 2009 at 6:25 pm
I am piss!
And you are piss!
And caves are piss!
The sky is piss!
And lights are piss!
And cars are piss!
And books are piss!
And every single thing in the universe is piss!

Plannet Piss!
Plannet Piss.

The plannet's piss!
And everything-
And everything-
And everything is piss!
And every single thing in the universe is piss!

Plannet Piss.
One Two- September 4, 2009 at 5:32 pm
It was a bad time for the Machida Era. he wasn't scared of the Shogun but the Shogun was scared of him maybe that was the problem.

shogun sent a hooker spy to his house, she was supposed to steal Lyotos pee, that was the day everything changed. forever.