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Caption Contest: Win a Patriotically Ass-Kicking T-shirt From Ranger Up!

(Top: TUF 11 "Minority Report" member Kris McCray models the War Eagle Flag shirt from Ranger Up. Directly above: The War Eagle Crown and Phoenix Rising shirts.)

The honorable military men over at Ranger Up have just given birth to some new t-shirt designs, and they’d like a few select members of the Potato Nation to have them. Here’s how to win: Check out the photo after the jump, come up with a caption that makes us laugh, and post it in the comments section. Please submit your entries by Sunday at midnight PT; we’ll choose three winners on Monday, who will be eligible for one of the t-shirts shown above. Sounds good? Well get going, and if you have a chance please check out Ranger Up’s full line of badass (and occasionally hilarious) t-shirts, and visit The Rhino Den for RU’s original articles on MMA and military life.

(Urijah Faber gives back to an adoring fan. Don’t worry, it turned out okay. Photo courtesy of the Urijah Faber’s Post Weigh In BBQ gallery on CombatLifestyle.)

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stevew- April 30, 2010 at 10:27 am
No matter how hard she tried, Alice could not convince her mother that Urijah was not in the Twilight movies or an Olympic snowboarder...
jimmylegs- April 29, 2010 at 10:30 pm
Guy in the background: "Which one do you want? I'll take the freaky chick wearing the hat."
dogpt3- April 29, 2010 at 9:41 pm
"god damn I hope I'm not the father"
mmafan420- April 29, 2010 at 12:33 pm
It's a tit bit nippley outside. We breast be getting inside where it's a little bit hooter.
BallzDeep- April 29, 2010 at 11:49 am
One More......

Weeks After Uriajh's new sponsership deal with TIDE, he is seen sporting the new "Stain Removal Sticks"
BallzDeep- April 29, 2010 at 11:26 am
Your especially going to like it when I dot the "i" and the "j" in my first name
BallzDeep- April 29, 2010 at 11:23 am
**AMP** "Before every Moment....there is a Moment" Mine was just in my pants
JoseMonkey- April 29, 2010 at 11:17 am
Due to an unusual stipulation during contract negotiations, Urijah Faber's manager insisted that Faber would only sign WEC contracts that were printed on boobs.
PauloThiagoSilva- April 29, 2010 at 8:48 am
Is it cool if I just write "+1" under where Mike Brown wrote "Former P4P top 10"?
hohosrevenge- April 29, 2010 at 6:45 am
I hope Mike Brown's not too pissed when he finds out I stole his girl like he stole my belt!
Buff Frank Mir- April 29, 2010 at 4:47 am
"let me see what's bigger, your bust or my ass chin?"
Rad Chilies- April 29, 2010 at 3:06 am
Ever the gentleman, Urijah jumps to a young lady’s rescue with a limited-edition Tide pen before the fondue stain can set.
Rad Chilies- April 29, 2010 at 2:52 am
That lady over his shoulder, two minutes later -- "Just put it right there, between the Jovi tat and the c-section scar, you gorgeous boy. [drawn-out wink]"
littlemoex0001- April 29, 2010 at 1:38 am
"hee hee hee hee...boobies"
Notorious- April 29, 2010 at 1:37 am
Oh you must be Jay Leno's boy.! write down your number and well set a play date up with jenny over there.
Booze n Brawl- April 29, 2010 at 12:58 am
Fan favourite Urijah Faber helpfully points out some of the key areas to cover up if you ever run into Mike Whitehead or Rampage Jackson...
budsellers- April 29, 2010 at 12:35 am
"Here, let me write you a note for your all access pass."
bremj002- April 28, 2010 at 10:46 pm
hmmm....if i draw a line here, and one too can have your very own faber chin!
Benito Kamelas- April 28, 2010 at 9:27 pm
Urijah: Do you know that it takes more than 12 Balinese with weapons to kill the California Kid?
Girl: yeah yeah... just be sure to get the nipple too.
GetUpAndKill- April 28, 2010 at 9:23 pm
Pin the tail on the Honkey...
kingcobra22490- April 28, 2010 at 7:49 pm
Guys in back: "dude didn’t I see that guy on 'Little people Big world'?"

"she always gets all attention! Marsha Marsha Marsha! I want Justin Bieber to sign my ity bitys"
kingcobra22490- April 28, 2010 at 7:48 pm
“ok, after he pokes my aunt in the boob, I’m askin him to the 6th grade Sadie Hawkins dance
OneMorePunchFujita- April 28, 2010 at 7:05 pm
Shoulda done that to Aldo. Only way he'd have left a mark on him.
OneMorePunchFujita- April 28, 2010 at 7:02 pm
A young woman gets an unsuspecting Amp stamp.
badmarthafocker- April 28, 2010 at 6:56 pm
Will the WEC finally tell Urijah to go to a smaller weight class.