I’m hung like a horse

Why do they call you the predator? Frye: I’ll show you later,sweetheart!

Don Frye: All lay, no pray.

Don’t worry, ladies: Under the Unified Rules, you’re allowed up to five minutes to recover after groin strikes. And the night is young.

I am just surprised these girls were able to keep their clothes on long enough to snap a picture off.

Sure, it sounds like a good deal, until you realize that it’s only one girl for every hundred punches from Takayama.

The skimpy top and short shorts are mandatory for all Hooters employees… except one.

speaking of molestive stepfathers… MR touched me…

all i know is thats not a cell phone tucked in don fryes pants

don frye reminds ALL of them of their molestive stepfathers.

In this situation, Frye doesnt mind being a 3:1 Underdog.

The Chuck E Cheese in Amarillo has really gone down hill

Wild Bill knew COBRA would never look for his Dragonfly helicopter parked out back behind a Hooters.

It’s like Chuck Norris and Burt Reynolds had a baby

I’ve never wanted to be a cell phone so bad in my entire life

Todays Special: 3 Chickenheads Fryed to Perfection

The face in my pants wants out.

Magnum P.I? Hell no but I’ll show you ladies my private dick!

3 reasons why Steven Seagal is still the man.

Everything is bigger in Texas including Disappointment

Don Frye: Man, I haven’t been in Amarillo in years…

Girl with the Blond Streaks: Yeah…I guess when he gets his fingers out of my ass it would be a good time to tell him I’m his daughter.

Dog Days of Summer
Find Shade Below the Mustache
Three Lucky Ladies

The “From Dusk Till Dawn 4″ cast celebrates after the nomination for the best supporting pole…

The girl in the middle would later go brag to her friends how she met and took a picture with the Brawny paper towel mascot.

Not even Greg Jackson’s book “The ground game” could help Don satisfy these girls later that night.

Frye’s mustache has taken shits older than any of these girls.

“Just like that there cell phone, I’m gettin’ in one of yer pants tonight!”

I dont usually date skanks but when I do….They work at Hooters.

No ladies not mike tysons punch out UFC!

Also, at least two of those girls’ shirts are false advertising.

Fun fact: all four of those pictured have black hair on their crotch, but only one has sideburns.

Don’t know.. never seen Ed Herman with a facial.

is it me or does the middle chick look a lot like Ed Herman in the facial area?

“Boy its good to have a boner again, almost makes it worth the statutory rape case I’m gonna get slapped with in the morning.”-Don Frye

Amarillo, TX… the flat lands

The mustache is telling Frye to stay classy, but the erection in his pants is telling him to slowly reach for the one on the left’s right hooter.

“So you wanna be a shark fights ring girl? Well here’s how!”

“Geez-Louise, I’m gonna have to go back to my room and beat it like it’s name is Takayama.”

1. Being prepared for the worst senario Girl #2 was smart enough to bring her cellphone and two friends to keep Don busy while she called 911
incase “The Predator” lived up to his nickname…..

2. Throw in a bucket of chicken and this is a portrait of UMMMERICA!!!!!!!!!!!!

3.If you can’t beat them join them … but if you can beat them…force them to join you , take a picture and then joke about violence you commit against women on a Live MMA broadcast

4. Seeing as this is the internet I desperately want to mock this man and belittle his achievements by focussing on his more recent trival decent to obsurity and thus offering a distraction to life behind my computer, but this is still reality and there is still an outside chance Don Frye will murder punch me so instead I’ll say “hey look its two time UFC champ, Don Frye with three women he probably will or already has had rough sex with”

Old Spice: The smell of pedophilia.

If Don had a bald eagle on his shoulder this would be the most American photo ever taken.

Dan Frye normally only bones attractive Hooters waitresses, but in this case, he’ll make an exception.

Unlike the unfortunate Custer, Don Frye’s last stand against three Hooter’s chicks was much more successful. Then again, he’d also been training for weeks with his wife.

It’s not a mustache tonight, ladies………let’s call it a womb broom.

On a promo spot for a charity for Hookers Dressed Like Hooters Girls on the ninth anniversary of 9/11: “Get out your wallets, ya cheap bastards, and give ‘em some money.”

And here is Don showing us the difference between a Porn stash and a Porn ‘Stache

“I ever tell you young ladies how Unkie Don got his nickname?”

Little did anyone in the MMA community know, but Don Frye is the President and new spokesperson for the United Fund.

Don just couldn’t live with himself after meeting the girls and finding out that their children were growing in fatherless families.

1. There is no limits to what a proper cowboy hat gets you in Texas.

2. As always in Texas, the first three are on the house!

Please don’t look down, please don’t look down.

@ the people who keep saying General Custard – it is General Custer, you fucking morons!!! He is not a fucking egg and cream based dessert!

I just don’t know any nicer way to put it.

Higgins, snap a photo of me and these fine ladies!

Just spent the last of my life’s savings to get 3 relatively attractive women to pretend they like me…. And it was worth it.

1) This was taken just after the four-way..three happy customers

2) All Don ordered at Hooters was 3 boxes with breasts, thighs and legs…sadly, they didn’t have any breasts left.

General Custard offering the ladies of Hooters a chance to meet “Little Big Horn”.

Super Mario attempts to fit in with the rednecks and “princesses” in Texas

“Which one of you ladies wants to blow a goddamned legend?”

Don Frye Exposes to the world the “special” diet that gives him his distinctive gravely voice….

“one of these things is not like the other.. One of these things just isn’t the same’…….

Super Mario Goes Country

Soon after UFC sued Don Frye, the 3 girls, Ester Lin, Shark Fights, RIM, Bad Boy, Amarillo TX and very soon after cagepotato.

Don Frye: “Happier than a badger in a bowl of molasses!”

“These girls prove that I ain’t no queer Brazilian!”

“Hooters, God Bless America.”

Three hardcore fans pose with the banjo player from the upcoming movie, Deliverance 2.

I can understand why Don Frye has a bulge in his pants…. but the girl on the right has some explaining to do….

I would like to introduce you to my wife Candi, my daughter Bambi, and my other daughter Bambi. My grandaughter Cambi is at home cause her youngin’ is sick.

The cast of Glory has their big reunion at hooters

Don Frye Pops a chubby and so does his moustache

Thoughts in this picture from right to left:

Girl #1: Great. The bitch got the cell phone although it was me waiting the f’n table! Take the picture baldy and Guapo the F out.

Girl #2: Gerald McRaney tipped me his cell! Ma pops an Boyd are gonna be so proud!

Don: Come on Don. Just explain to her that you thought it was a strip joint, you were all out of dollars and so you put your cell in her panties. Just a misunderstanding. She gives it back, no one has to get hurt.

Girl #3: Smile, Christie. Smile! I really shouldn’t have made that “chicken boner”-remark. Shit. Please don’t kill me…please don’t kill me…

Oh, and one more with a great music-connotation:

“All you zombies show your faces”

Get it? GET IT??! =)

there is no captiion necessary as it would only detract from the Epicness that is this photo

“hey ladies.. did I mention I beat my Wife” wink wink

Even With a Tribble gnawing on his upper lip.. Don frye plays it cool…

“You want Frye’s with that?”

Along with being able to cure cancer, Don Frye’s mustache was rumored to be able to grant bigger boobs

Words can’t describe how disappointed the Hooter’s girls were when they found out they just took a picture with Don Frye and not that guy from “3 Men & A Baby”.

I’m far too late, all the magnum PI jokes r done . my votes for flashinleather or drunkenmime, good shit boys

Don’s face has more pubic hair than all these girls combined.

“Do you love me yet Daddy?”

Hooters: Come for the wings, stay for the stache.

Tom Selleck moustache .. an Aphrodesiac in any Situation….

Where are the “hooters?”

Mixed Martial arts legend Don Frye takes time out of his busy schedule to pose for a picture with three young women employed at Hooters.

Time ticked by…. my stomach churning. “Why had I waited so long to look for some much need nourishment?” I asked myself. Twelve hours earlier I had set out on a cross country journey attempting to find myself and my true purpose in life.

For so long I had felt that I had just been floating along day to day. Each day ran into the next. It was as if the worst sitcom was replaying in my brain causing a repeating headache of a life.
All of this swarmed my mind as I noticed, out of my periphery, the off colored double doors of the establishment part. At first, I didn’t take much notice but then the strong scent of Old Spice rolled up through the openings of my nose and hit my senses like a strong cup of coffee.

As I turned my eyes toward the scent, the stranger had smoothly strode through the entrance and was making his way towards the hostess of the establishment. He left in his wake a faint smell of bengay mixed with chewing tobacco. The fragrance came in waves as if he was a sail boat making its way up a river and I was the river bank with the wake of this vessel slowly breaking against my face.

As I stood up my knees nearly buckled. Maybe this was the moment of importance in my life… Maybe my journey was not just an escape from my life. Maybe there was a purpose to this voyage. The visitor’s black cowboy boots were visible from the underneath of his crisp and bright blue jeans. From behind I could see his hand slightly tucked into his belt with his shoulders pushed back in perfect posture.

Up to this point I hadn’t noticed the hostess standing there in disbelief much like mine. Her shocking response had caught the attention of two waitresses within eye shot of the stranger. They quickly jogged over to assist and the stranger quickly pivoted like a finely tuned soldier straight from boot camp. The golden tassels on his civil war style general hat swinging around commanding my attention.

In one motion he removed his hand from his waistline pivoting to his right, used his left arm to scoop two of the shocked employees. All the while his right arm slowly turned then landed on the waist of a surprised and alarmed third waitress that had just arrived.

When the magnificent move was finished, there I was face to face with this man and three women. They looked at me like they knew this was coming, like it was a performance, as if they practiced this every night waiting for me to arrive. The man’s mustache sat under his nose like an old angry bear just waking from hibernation. The visitor’s weathered skin wrinkled intensely as he smiled at me. Almost like clockwork the 3 employees of the establishment smiled and at that moment I knew this man was special. This was my purpose…. this was my life.

Hooters waitresses get fryed shortly after this picture was taken.

Suddenly, the idea of drinking my own piss and hanging out with my dad at some shanty in Japan doesn’t sound so bad.

This picture taken moments before Don Frye acted out his favorite line from a Ludacris rap song, “I slap bitches with no titties that work at Hooters.”

BREAKING NEWS: 3 waitresses from Hooters have built a time machine and managed to somehow transport Major General Nathaniel P. Banks to present day using the device.

Hooters appear to have pie faces outside of their natural habitat.

Three Yeast Infections and a Hobbit Hat.

Any of you pussies want to fight an mma legend?

What Brings Don Frye to Amarillo? The wild women, the wild women, the rippin and the tearin, the rippin and the tearin…

HOOTERS…It’s what’s for Dinner!!

Because I’m Don Frye and you’re NOT.

All the hot dishes include Frye(s) at Hooters.

Which one did Frye choose? Here’s a hint:

The bulge in Frye’s pants is pointing to the chick on his left.

Everyone say, “We’re not very attractive, but you’d probably fuck us anyway”

The mustache called its human over to take a pic with some of its hos.

If you could turn his mustache sideways, you probably wouldn’t be able to see him in that pic. Wouldn’t that be weird?

“Howdy, I’m Don Frye. The man, the myth, the MMA legend. Now I’ve beat up some ugly folks in my career, but none as ugly as these three. Unfortunately, only one will be crowned THE ugliest. So without further ado…”

Load ‘em all up and there’s still room on Don’s mustache.

The director bought the entire cast lunch at Hooters, after filming the last take of Custards Last Stand.

“Gimme 3 cameltoes and a large coke to go”

Since breast implants are illeagal in Texas, it was obvious which Hooters girl Don wanted on his good side.

How about 10 more shots of tequila and a quick foursome before I go do this whole Shark Fights thing?

OOOOOOHHH, that’s why they call him the predator.

I scratched my mustache and these 3 fell out.

How is it Don Frye has bigger tits then 2 out of 3 Hooters girls?

“If you look at his pants, it seems he’s excited. Cause of 3 hot girls? No his mustache in the camera reflection.”

For the good old American lifestyle: For the money, for the glory, and for the fun… mostly for the money

What do you mean I have no experience as a broadcaster… I’ve been putting broads into casts for years!

Here we are at 6 Flags Over Texas just outside the grand opening of the newest addition to the Theme Park. Outside the Mustache Ride we see 3 locals in line getting ready to hop on The Mustache Ride & take it for a spin. Park Managers say that tequila & cigarettes are to be distributed next to the photo booth after the ride.

The waitresses were so scared… one taught her vagina how to dial 911.

Unbeknown to the ladies, and even Don himself, Don’s mustache has already undone the bras of all the waitresses at Hooters in Amarillo, Texas. Also, there may have been at least one case of surprise buttsex; DNA tests are currently underway.

They told me EVERYTHING was bigger in Texas?!?!?!?! You call THESE Hooters? WTF?

Three more “donations” to the Amarillo Women’s Shelter compliments of Don Frye.

Shawshank is the best this far.

Don is going to be practicing his ground n’ pound later

the Soused will rise again.

These days for Don Frye, three 30 minute slobber-knockers in one night means a WHOLE different thing.

Any joke that contains “mustache ride” should automatically be disqualified for blatant unorginality.. seriously one of the most played out phrases on the internet and that’s before you throw Don Frye into the mix..

What is…3 gashes and a stache?

“All Three of them!!!!!” Don ‘Fontaine De la Tour D’Haute’ Frye

@Rex

Now that’s what I’m talkin about.. somethin new lol. Nice.

And yes, I do see the irony in the fact that I bitched at people for being unoriginal and then immediately posted a copy and paste joke that’s been copy pasted here before.. I didn’t think of it until afterwards…

I wish I could tell you that the girls fought the good fight, and the Frye let them be. I wish I could tell you that – but hooters is no fairy-tale world. They never said who did it, but we all knew. Things went on like that for awhile – hooters life consists of routine, and then more routine. Every so often, the girls would show up with fresh bruises. The Frye kept at them – sometimes they were able to distract him with wings and beer and that little twirly stool thing they do, sometimes not. And that’s how it went for the girls- that was their routine. I do believe those first two years were the worst for them, and I also believe that if things had gone on that way, this place would have got the best of them…

You have to fuck one, kill one, marry one……GO!

Armfarmer>> Yeah, plus at this point they’re more like magic carpet rides, amiright?

“How much for three orders of beef curtains?”

Fry earns some awkard smiles with a joke involving his wife, his mustache, a Muslim, and an anaconda choke.

I didn’t know Tom Selleck did an Amarillo spin off to Magnum P.I.

Yes ladies…. the carpet does match the drapes!

So that’s why his nickname is, “The Predator”

“I thought I ordered the ‘Rich Franklin Rodeo.’ Where the hell is my Michael Jackson?!!”

An Innocent Man took the High Road to China with (left to right): Runaway, Her Alibi and Quigley Down Under.

or

Boy, Guttenberg and Danson have really gone to shit!

So I guess everything is NOT bigger in Texas

You three are hotter then a cage full of rabbid beavers!

Always a history buff, Don Frye re-enacts Teddy Roosevelt riding with the Rough Riders in the way he imagined it must have happened.

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DAMN!!! I thought I win a free Michael Jackson look-a-like when I get my picture taken with three girls

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Dear Don:

I recently broke up with my girlfriend. The problem is, she works at Hooters and has been partying with her co-workers lately. What should I do?

Eddy in Texas

Hello? Are you there Don?

“all your don frye are belong to us”

Wow we have to take a picture with him. He served our country in the civil war. He’s got the hat to prove it.

As they put on their fake smiles for the 100th Horney guy picture today. They all wondered who the hell Is Don Frye??

“I am Yosemite Don, the roughest, toughest, he-man stuffest hombre to ever cross the Rio Grande. And I ain’t no namby pamby! And ooh! I hates flat chests! Ooh! I hates flat chests somethin’ fierce!”

We were too busy paying attention to the rest of Don Frye’s commentary that night to hear him throw out the immortal Junie Browning quote:

“Ladies, after this, I want two lines…”

“that was like two hours of rough sex, I need a cigarette and a shot of tequila”

Shortly after “…a shot of tequila and a cigarette…” Don Frye set out on a quest. He aimed to reinforce his value as a color commentator by proving that Shark Fights 13 was indeed “…like two hours of hard, rough sex,”. Obviously these girls have no idea what they are in for.

“I’m not normally a perv, but when i am…it’s at Hooters. Stay horny my friends.”

Photographic evidence that the terrorists did not win on 9/11.

Grinning at the irony of the girls’ situation, Don Frye thinks to himself, “Maybe I should work at a restaurant called, ‘Clean Shaven.’”

“You’re welcome ladies. Now where’s that shot of tequila?”

as the Camera flashed and Sam Beckett realised where he was, he had a profound feeling that there was noone he could help in this time, that this may be his last leap, and he would be stuck in this moustached body for eternity..

The blonde girl is about to rue the day she ever bet Don Frye he couldn’t pocket dial a number on her phone without using his hands…

Hey Ladies, wanna see my six shooter?

hxxp://www.sherdog.net/forums/f61/fun-fact-about-don-frye-756337/

I am submitting all of the jokes found in the link above as my own. Please read all of them carefully as I do not want you to miss a potential winner. Yes, I will accept both copies of the book if that is what you would like.

Continuing the string of MMA fighters starring in straight-to-video B-movies, Don Frye takes a break on the set of the new live-action Looney Tunes movie.

Don Frye`s ingenious fake prosthetic right arm allowed his real right arm to do some extra work where the camera couldn`t see

@Rex,
No, that is a known move, let me know if you need me to clear it up for you.

Am I the only one here seriously disturbed that in a photo with 3 girls the number of comments referencing don fryes crotch? boston just might have ruined us…. DAMN YOU PUNCHING MACHINE

Magnum P.I. needs to cut down on the snacks.

Don Gandalf and three Hobbits on the search for the one Ring to rule them all.

After seeing these waitresses at the Amarillo Hooters, Don finally understood the definition of irony.

these girls are to hooters waitresses as Don Frye is to MMA commentator

This is the only way to win a caption contest on CP:
Don Frye: I have a mustache.
Hooter Girl 1: I have hooters.
Hooter Girl 2: So do I.
Hooter Girl 3: I’m a doorknob.

Likily the mustache was there to hide the disappointment as don discovers hooters refers to the poultry served…… not what don had hoped for.

Alternate

They finally found a place for don frye to compete with tank abbot. “Ill take mine ‘elvis’ hot ladies.”

After realizing not everything is bigger in Texas, Frye longed for the good old days of rolling around with Tank Abbott and his voluptuous “D” cups.

The whereabouts of Don’s left hand are the sole reason why the girl in the middle is smiling so hard right now.

I thought everything was bigger in Texas. There are no hooters on those hooters.

Little do these women realize now but Don Frye has enough moustache for everyone…

Dammit!!! IT fucking sucks being on the West Coast for these fucking contests! I am always late to these things. Let me think of something…

Jennifer Aniston poses with three of the extras on the set of her new movie, “Amarillo Hooters.”

Fuck, why am I always late for these caption contests?
Anyways, here’s some jokes ten people have probably already said:

Even in these harsh economic times, girls were still lining up to pay for one of Don’s famous Mustache Rides.

Apparently after all these years we realize that his nickname is actually Don “the Sexual Predator” Frye.

Well, if I ever find myself in Amarillo, at least I’ll know that their Hooters sucks.

Looks like I’ve got my Halloween costume for this year. I’m Don Frye, the bulging fighter. I’ll break your neck, but also look how big I am down there. See that bulge down there? What is that? It can’t be my mustache cause that’s all the way up here. I’ll let you in on a little secret… happy halloween

“Evenin’ ladies. Now I’m gonna show ya what two hours of rough sex is really like.”

with a pick up line like “this one time i tombstoned a shark”, it’s amazing there aren’t MORE women in this picture.

The only question is- who gets a moustache ride first?

Following his dismissal from Shark Fights, Don Frye promised to `bring back the old Don Frye` by engaging in some ground `n` pound

America… F*ck Yeah!

And this Ben Fowlkes reporting from hooters, where Don” The Predator” Frye takes on a whole new meaning.

Don’s stache caught crabs, gonorrhea, and chlamydia that night. Not a bad night in Amarillo, which is an ironic name considering the female population has a discharge of the same color.

Look at that bulge. God only knows what would happen if he didn’t wear the excess on his hat.

Frye has been getting punched in the face for decades… now what’s the excuse for these Hooters waitresses lookin so worn and washed up

Hooters: Come for the wings..stay for the ground and pound.

Check out the new frye cook at Hooters!

Believe it or not, Don is a virgin. The mustache’s count, however, now climbs by three to 4,739.

Don Fry is eating out tonight at hooters… then he’ll probably have dinner.

On a rather bizarre episode of “To Catch a Predator,” the predator showed up unannounced and with his own Jailbait. When a confused Chris Hansen had no cigarettes and tequila to offer Frye proceeded to Knock Chris Hansen around like his Old Lady.

Dear Don, I heard a rumor that you only go after girls half your age. Is this true?

After pounding down a half dozen wings for dinner, Don retired to his ranch to feast on a half dozen wings for dessert.

After 3 Dirty Sanchez’s, Don’s moustache was finally evenly coated…

Don Frye tested, Pedobear approved

“Anyone know where I can find Ricky Hatton?”

“Hey little ladies, which one of you will make me tap first?”

Don Frye with his co-stars in the new reality show ‘Big Love’-stache: The Pedo Version.

Bucho I dont know the number to your car but i got these Beechez!

Magnum P.I. is going to be pissed when he finds out that he’s actually on “To Catch A Predator”.

Don posed for the picture, politely smiling for the camera and thinking, “if only I could combined their chests into one, I would have a woman who’s woman enough for this mustache.”

The press release photo for HDNet FIGHTS program , “HOW TO CATCH THE PREDATOR”.

On a very sad note, only one person in this photo enjoys anal.

“I’m one of the baddest muthafuckas of all-time; one of the best fighters and one of the best looking motherfuckers you’ve ever seen. Get my wings, bitch…I’m Don Frye, bitch. Enjoy yourself, hahaha. Yosemite Sam aint got shit on me.”

Did Yoshihiro Takayama clinch punch you in the groin repeatedly, or are you just happy to see us?

I DONT ALWAYS DRINK BLOOD, BUT WHEN I DO I PREFER WHORE BLOOD. STAY THIRSTY MY FRIENDS.

Yosemite Sam could not resist to pose with the Hooters girls while on Campaign to get the Republican nod for Senate in the Looney Tunes district of Washington D.C.

Viva >> Did you make up the Alabama booty call? Just curious.

At the local hair-extension, UFC apparel, and tire stop there in Amarillo, TX- three lovely ladies thank Don Fry’s mustache for their new hairdos.

Pictured: Frye Pummeling for an underboob.

The smells of Old Spice and cotton candy lotion filled the air. (In a deep, gravelly, voice) “Hello, ladies, look at your man, now back to me, now back at your man, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me.”

Sam Elliot wishes he could pull poon like me.

they should rename the book how to teach to stop the dreaded PURPLE NURPLE attack by Greg “Titty” Jackson

I wanna go home with the armadillo, good fake boobies from Amarillo and Abilene. The friendliest people and the ugliest faces you’ve seen.

Caption: “We ran out of room for proper tags, mustache ride, rough sex, hookers, fisting, rusty trombome, blumpky, Cosby sweater, Alabama booty call, felching, docking, necrobestial anal sex, Don Frye”

With 5:17 seconds into his first pound of wings, Don Frye looks for the finish.

“Ok, Don, you got her left arm isolated and your right hand posted on her hip. You got one good shot. Now, when she spies that camera, she’s gone take a deep breath, arch her back and smile all pretty-like, and she’ll freeze for just a split second. Happens ever time. Now, when you see that flash, you just slide that right hand up there are get you a handful. C’mon, Don, have i ever led you astray?”

“Actually, Moustache, you might have steered me wrong with the Takayama fight…”

“Don, we’re goddamn legends after that fight, so you’re welcome. That chinawoman is gettin ready to snap the picture. Go ahead and check the oil on Ms Pepe LePew with your left hand real quick. Maybe she’ll perk up.”

“I love you, Moustache.”

“I love you too, Don.”

Free mustache rides for kids under 18!

After Don dropped his pants he witnessed something that he’d later euphemize as “like a couple a’ whores fightin’ over a loose dollar”.

Sure I can get you in the show but I only get a 50% discount so I can only afford two of you.

No I don’t work for the Shark vacuum cleaner guy. Shark fights!!!

Taken just before Don Frye won the Sharkfight, open weight Donkey punch tournament.

As Don knows that “Houston Alexander can run for mayor in Amarillo and they’ll have him” he tries to convince the ladies that he’s Houston’s dad so they’ll have him.

No I said I’d pay you $50 each. $100 each hell that’s half my pay for tonight.

You girls think you’re old enough to ride this ride?….hahaha just kidding there no requirements

Don’s face seems to be wearing the same outfit as the girls.

The 3 plaintiffs claimed that the `rough sex` they were getting paid for was not exactly what they expected

No one told the 2 girls on the right that a) they are in Texas where things are supposed to be big, and b) they work at Hooters where things are supposed to be big.

Not sure what is sexier, the cell phone in a Hooters girls shorts, or a leather studded cell phone case on the greatest “broadcaster” ever.

I’ll pay you girls $100 each if you get real close and act like I’m as good and famous as Joe Rogan and Goldie. Just two minutes PLEASE.

Don Frye plays Kill, Fuck, and Marry.

Kill the ugliest one, Fuck the hottest one, and the other one, well, her name tag says “Mary”.

It worked! Don Frye has done it. He managed to turn one hot girl into three mediocre girls! Ah sh*it, we lost Shogun again.

And out of the corner of the eye of the commonly stonefaced Don Frye came a single tear. No longer able to deny his latent homosexuality he murmured the faintest “.. I feel nothing.” Don Frye then handed in his moustache and invested in velvet suits.

No it’s not a UFC event. It’s kind of like them but without all the sponsors, money, celebrity, and great commentators.

“No, I’m Don. Bas is the ugly guy with no hair.”

Dammit it why do I feel like the UFC is always going to be in the picture.

“Is it weird as an aging man that my nut in the middle is bigger than the other two?”

“I hope my mustache is hiding my boner…Just act natural Don, maybe a wife beating joke or two…fuck, that made it worse.”

Sadly, Don is the owner of the biggest boobs in this picture.

“I used to pad my record with fights when I’d come home drunk and knock my old lady around” – looks like three more in the win column tonight!

tequila and cigarette comment retracted due to JimmyVee beating me to the punch.

“You give me a push broom and I’ll give you a push broom with my push broom.”

Kevin Costner’s latest film about a time-traveling Union Sergeant is a mixed bag.

Don Frye demonstrates: “When the UFC bought PRIDE, it was like marrying a beautiful girl and waking up next to her ugly sister. When Shark Fights offered me a commentating position next to Bas Rutten, well, that was more like being handed three of Amarillo’s finest skanks.”

Dammit why do I always feel the UFC is always looking over my shoulders

A wise man once said: Question Everything. Why is Don wearing a wizard hat, why is there a reminiscent of his Gilbert Yvel fight to the left, why does the girl on the right have a big of a bulge as Don, and why is Shark Fights advertising for UFC.

I think you guys have been watching too much wrasslin’… even though the faces may not be amazing on those girls (hey, pictures can lie…) they have great bodies and I’m sure most on here could only dream of being just in their company. Ha.

“Shhhhhh… step back step back…

Now, watch carefully as the elusive ‘Don Frye’ slowly edges his right paw towards the seemingly-underage prey’s right breast. Sneaky bugger, that one.

Once he latches on its a messy scene… and I, for one, do not want to be around when it happens. Lets move on…”

Later that night, Tom is found kneeling next to the toilet with a worn out tooth brush muttering, “…the chick had a dick, the chick had a dick.”

Joey Chestnut better watch his back

I saw Machete, I know where that phones been.

Don Frye interviewing Keith Jardin and Sokoudjou’s next opponents.

Don proves he’s a modern man and poses with two transvestites and one that is still waiting on the transformation surgery.

Finally we’re getting a Magnum P.I. remake! Too bad one of these bitches isnt getting the role of Zeus or Apollo.

When a man grows a mustache as powerful as Don’s, Hooters comes to you. With a great mustache comes great responsibility.

In exactly two hours these ladies will need a cigarette and a shot of tequila and so will Tom Lawlor. He’s going to Eiffel tower these ladies with Don for mustachioed mimic number 2.

Man I hope they know who I am other wise I won’t get any….free food.

“yea ladies i AM Brock Lesnars dad, wanna see my penis….. tattoo?”

Would someone please let Don know the IFL is out of business for god’s sake. His recruiting is really getting out of hand.

Clearly, fear is not a factor for you.

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is that tom selleck?

Thank God they are younger than my kids. Doin’ them would be just weird if they were the sane age.

Tom Selleck poses with his 3 co-stars for the much anticipated sequel of the 1990 smash hit “Three Men and a Little Lady”. The new film will be fittingly titled “Three Whores and an Old Guy”…

And then Don compared chest size and realized he should work there too

The sequal to Quigley Down Under–Frye Down Under, and In Between, On Top, and From the Back. Cumming soon to a theatre near you.

“Hooter’s, come on down for some wings and beer! It’ll be fucking great.”

A mustache should make you think either “I want to punch this guy” or “This guy is going to punch me” Don Fry’s mustache makes you think “this guy’s mustache is going to punch me”

The Charlie’s Angels franchise reboot is going to be EPIC!!!

You beat me to it.

Gay test: If you notice Don’s lump within 30 seconds, you’re pretty much done for

Little did they know that by simply being in the presence of Don’s mustache they would give birth to equally mustached offspring 9 months later.

I’m Don Frye, and you’re not, but you wish you were.

Not Pictured: The horse Frye rode in on, affectionally named Chandella Powell

Due to the lack of breasts I’ll have the Hot Wings!

“I’m at Hooter’s and you’re not.”

@Flashinleather: That was some funny shit right there

“Shark fight got their ring girl’s from a temp agency. Much like their fighters.”

Don Frye proceeded to have a foursome with these women after delivering his famous one-liner, “Ladies, would you like some “Frye” with that shake?”. This picture was subsequently taken to immortalize the occassion.

Don Frye knew he would need a whole bottle of tequila after this..

Right after this photo, a chicken wing bone fell out of his mustache. Without missing a beat, Don asks the ladies if they care to play “hide the bone.”

“Like a wet fart…don’t pretend like you haven’t done it.”

“Let’s do it again brother! …And again…and again…”

I’ll shave if you do.

Yes, YES, maybe, no.

‘Delightfully Tacky Yet Unrefined’ hasn’t ever been more apt than this photo.

1) Unlike the plucky blonde on his arm, Don was NOT packing a cell phone in his pants.

2) Hi I’m Don Frye and you’re welcome to stay at my house this evening. These are my 3 daughters. Touch them and I WILL FUCKING MURDER YOU!

Hooters girls are only standing that close ‘cos they think he’s Ron Jeremy.

This picture was taken just prior to Fry going on a three fight win streak

Happy Skanksgiving!

Who wants a mustache ride?????