I thought we were focusing on global warming. Congratulations Russia. You just made a new hole in the ozone layer.

Vegas fans aren’t this dedicated. Bye UFC!

“We send him back from which he came”

Everyone who had a part in helping Fedor win this event help out, get in here Mr. Referee you were as much a part of this as anyone!

-or-

levatating is harder than this thing you call M-M-A but both I do with the ease

Samboree ’09

Whennnn Fe-dor hits your eye,
Like that Ar-lov-ski guy,
That’s…a knock out.

(sing to the tune of “That’s Amore” by Dean Martin)

In Russia the bride often chooses to keep the bouquet and throw the groom.

Even gravity doesn’t want to fight with fedor

Fedors new MMA training – Strange Daycare games.

He can see Sarah Palin’s house from that high.

correction!!

When that HOOKER over there told me about a “Russian man toss”, I’ll be honest, I was picturing something completely different.

Not pictured: Russian dignity.

Fedor: “This is NOT what i meant when i said Toss Salad!! Bitches!!”

Fighters Only is the magazine equivalent of Ross Pointon.

In the ultimate example of lay-and-pray, Machida remains seated and continues to take notes on the distracted Fedor in search of his weakness.

An angry mob attacks Fedor Emelienenko after finding out that he as been using Vaseline this whole time.

Look at the guy in the back looking away uninterested, even though it will take Fedor 5 seconds to get back on his feet that dude’s got 3 seconds until he recieves a vicious armbar

All Russians know to never let the Fedor touch the ground, or you’ll have to burn it.

After his monumental victory over Zeus, Fedor descends gloriously into the loving hands of his subjects.

“No one has gone up to heaven except the one who came down from heaven, the Son of Man who is in heaven…”

John 3:13

…and now, they demonstrate the light frame of the communist robot man-beater!

i was gonna try to write something but i think Geriatric Peon won it

Two possible scenarios come out of this:
A) They fumble the catch: this becomes the last known photograph of all of the inidividuals involved

OR

B) They successfully make the catch: this still becomes the last known photograph of all of the individuals involved.

FEDOR BY ARMBAR!

The guy in the white shirt w/ blue shoes in the background…
“Fedor gets all the fun…”

Everybody just do what he says or he’ll kick our ass

Everyone that Fedor has beat unites as one and tries to finally take the machine down.

Theres no Disney land in Russia. So you have to deal with what you got.

Fedor loses weight to join the lightweight division, he is now light enough to be tossed into the air. BJ Penn better prepare another excuse for why he will lose.

BJ: Fedor’s younger daughter is named Vasilisa, which sort of sounds like Vaseline, which is illegal! If you name your kid after your lubricant product, then man, you’re a little bitch.

Fedor: *overhand right*

I think Batman should win. That’s just too funny.

fearing fedor’s wrath the locals scrambled to simulate a “scary rollercoster ride”

Timekeeper- Bah, if he was so great, he’d float twenty feet in the air!

LOL, I was going to make a captions for the two pictures of the magazines because they are just as easy to make captions for as that Fedor pic.

Was going to say for Lorenzo:

“I’m just an investor…Does it look like I ever really care?”

And for GSP:

“I’m walking down to Hawaii to finish you BJ…”

In Soviet Union, sambo levitate you.

Crappy Russian special effects, you can totally see the wires.

Fedor: Guys if you want to see me knock god out you’ll have to throw me higher.

“The fabulous FEDORINI!” Step aside Criss Angel and David Blaine, there’s a new magician in town.

No wonder Fedor can’t sign with the UFC. An exclusive contract may not contain “Celebratory body flailing by adoring admirers” as one of its stipulations.

2 months ago:
Fedor: -”No George, grease goes on BACK, not in CRACK!”
-”My brother got my grease in crack once, he got hep in his ass after!”
-”And remember: NO greasing before air tossing! Makes person hard to catch!”

Kung foodor (no wires)…

“You have to understand. It’s like when you go under the water. You feel like a bubble. Can you imagine over 10,000 people that are making all of the bubbles? That just got into my body. It just got me really electrified, really excited!”

Coming to a theater near you …

Bring it on 5: From russia with gloves

Due to the economic crisis, Disney Russia had to cut some corners with their rides…

I’m rich…who needs a fucking trampoline.

Due to the economic downturn, Russia unveils the lauch of its new space program Fedor

Fuck the contest.

This magazine is an enigma. It’s called Fighters Only, yes, meaning it’s for fighters only I presume. Trouble is, 95% of the figters in the world make shit. They work 12 hours a day to pay for food, a shitty apartment and training. They don’t have two cents to rub together, but they’re gonna shell out for a magazine that claims to be “the worlds leading MMA and lifestyle magazine”, even though they’re just launching in North America? Their sense of timing is impecable, I’ve been hearing a lot about this, what’s it called, M-M-A. Plus, any time you’re telling people with money your product isn’t for them you’re making a terrible business decision. I’m dying to be told, up to, 12 things I love about MMA by this magazine. Sadly, I am not a fighter and therefore ineligible to give them my money and be told what I like about it. Oh well, as my Mom used to say, “I never wanted you and you ruined my life”.

This year’s hottest holiday gift? The new ‘Tickle Me Fedor’ doll.

“Faster than a speeding pitbull. More powerful than a lanky maine-iac. Able to leap nine feet into the air in a single bound. Look! Up in the sky! It’s flying gogoplata time!”

In his typically loquacious manner, Fedor says “weee.”

Fedor 3:16 “Verily the multitude of Sambopostles doth set their gaze upon the ascending lord as he sayeth to them, ‘Surely, I shall return to smite the giant from the Land of 10,000 Lakes.’”

The Rapture….MMA style!!

“With communism again rearing its ugly head the dwarfs are no longer the only ones being tossed”

Due to rough economic times scary rollercoasters have taken a back seat in favor for more affordable thrill rides.

How many icecream cones did it take to prevent Fedor from entering orbit?

Fedor by flying armbars.

This just in…”God’s second attempt at taking back one of his flawless creations thwarted by Fedor’s 8 disciples…and 1 referee.”

It’s a bird, it’s a plane…

The greatest Pound-4-Pound king >>> Gravity. Take that Newton.

Fedor being beamed up for B.J. Penn’s “Live Like a Champion” project.

And on the third bounce, it dawned on Fedor that having a 100 fingers in and around his buttocks was not something he preferred.

He would never trust Aleks for sexual advice again.

so as the rat’s milk is returned to the sewers and Fedor is returned to heaven the cycle of life is complete.

In Soviet Russia, Fedor tosses you in air. (He much enjoy democracy).

(1)Fedor escapes Zuffa attorneys and Mob hitmen yet again by floating away.

(2) Fedor auditioning to play Nappa in the next Dragon Ball Z movie

(3) Fedor auditioning to play Dhalisim in the next Street Fighter and plans to same surgery as Robet Downey Jr in Tropic Thunder.

“ok … everyone with hepa please raise there hand”
Fedor! Seriously do you always have to be difficult …

Yet another Fedor love child falls from the sky. Welcome to the motherland comrade.

Fedor is welcomed back to earth after defeating Zeus via TKO.

Mother Russia gives birth to Fedor Emelianenko at 6’0 233 pounds.

Fanboys no Touch

1) Fedor: Did you just touch my ass?

-/- OR

2) Referee: EWW dude I just got a stink finger!!

-/- OR

3) ?????????? ???? = No Homo in Russian

After becoming one of the world’s most accomplished fighters Fedor prepares for his next goal; to become a L.A. Laker Girl.

Oh, my! Get out of the way, please! It’s burning and bursting into flames. And all the folks agree that this is terrible; this is the worst of the worst catastrophes in the world. It’s a terrific crash, ladies and gentlemen. Oh, the humanity!

This picture is upside down. They are not catching Fedor, it is actually a picture of him about to hold the Earth on his shoulders.

For he’s a jolly good FEDOR, For he’s a jolly good FEDOR, For he’s a jolly good FEDOR, that no Russian can defy.

After seeing the photo Arlovski learned how to not get dropped mid flight

When that hook over there told me about a “Russian man toss”, I’ll be honest, I was picturing something completely different.

Only takes 10 russians to re-enact Randleman slam on Fedor.

Fedor’s mastery over all, including gravity, needed no exhibition until panicked Russians ruined his Blue Blazer impression.

Too soon? too obscure?

It’s easy to be the #1 p4p fighter in the world when you’re weightless

“I have to go now. My planet needs me.”

Note: Fedor died on the way back to his home planet.

“Come back, don’t leave us!” The people cried, but it was all for naught. Fedor’s time on earth was up, thus his ascension back to heaven was only inevitable.

a group photo of fedor’s managment team and the M! Global daily ritual.

I motherland we have saying, if you are to be coming on… COME ON!!

Come on guys…seriously stop! I got a turtle head!

Light as a feather, stiff as a board…. light as a feather, stiff as a board…. light as a feather stiff as a board…. it really does work!!

Post cold war Russian space program.

For he’s a jolly good fellow, for he’s a jolly good fellow, for he’s a jolly good FELLOOOWW!!…..which nobody can’t submit or knockout.

Fedor laughs at your four winds!

The People Feeding Fedor to Tank Abbot.

This is the hazing done to Fedor when he loses in Sambo. Just wait and see when he loses in MMA!

Try as they might, Fedor’s apostles could not stop the Ascension.

“OK, when Jerry Millen walks over you all throw me on top of him, then we dont get charged for murder. Can claim accident.”

“The Ruskie Royal Treatment”

-or-

“Ruskie Business”

Long story short, Fedor failed to make the Cirque du Soleil squad, he was the odd man out in the human pyramid of 70 lb girls

It’s raining men hallelujah it’s raining men hallelujah!

Celebrating this way is much better than the way Fedor used to celebrate, which was simply wetting himself from overexcitement in anticipation of his complementary cotton candy for winning

…and then the “light as a feather, stiff as a board”-session got a little wierd…

The Russian community tries to stop Fedor from celeberating with Scotty and the rest of the Star Trek crew

Fedor at cheerleading practice…..

Only CP commentors, Although I must admit Batman’s caption was funny, there is no need to gargle his balls. Have some pride.

Due to a scheduling conflict at the venue, a cheerleading practice was booked at the same time as the sambo tourney. A new sport was born: Cheerbo.

And Billy Blanks wept.

Light as a feather, stiff as a board…

I make Arlovski do this after I hit him.

This is looking exactly like a night at Chuck Lidell’s house, right down to little bitches getting fingers and thumbs up thier ass.

Dear Diary,

I had the best day ever. I won another tournament for Sambo. And after I got the trophy all my team pick me up and tossed me in air. I was all like WEEE and YEAAA. We had good laugh. It was fun. Then the guys took me to eat pizza and ice cream. I got strawberry. I wish Alex was there. I am going to bed now.

I HEART Jesus,

F.E.

fedor falls on his head after this toss up….
he then proceeds to put everyone in a kimura immediately after
(ie: randleman)

“I’m the king of the world!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

Good ol’ russian hot potato.

Maybe if we throw him high enough he can thank god for us

He is ascending into heaven and will be seated at the right hand of the lord.

@ Batman

I noticed the mispelling earlier too. Don’t worry, you got this.

Believe it or not! This photo was actually taken after his loss, but neither his team nor the referee had the balls to tell him. I’d say.. well played.

After Fedor’s circumcision, the Russian Team celebrates because they now have enough meat to eat for a year.

Stop…that tickles.

BTW, does the Canadian edition always have GSP on it?

Yay! Now who’s got my pants?

Art Davies proudly presents XTF: Xtreme Trust Fall, the next generation of extreme sports.

Hey CP, can u guys just put an end to all these unfunny comments and end the contest already? Just give it to Batman.

The anonymous endorsement for Batman was me. My bad!

Oh, shit! Batman wins. That one got more than a chuckle.

I still havent gotten any magazine from Fight!
Thanks CP!! jerks =/

They aren’t throwing him. He’s just levitating and they are praying. Fedor is God.

More ass support please!

“If you genuinely happy *toss* for me and my accomplishments… *toss* you should thank *toss* the Lord God and not me! …*toss* *toss* AHH Fucking Christ!”

The new fedor cheerleading squad.

the video for the new hit song “its raining FEDOR!!!”

all those start saying ” molest him,molest him!!”

Dana White’s a bitch so we had to put up this gay ass photo of Russians seeing if Fedor can fly because apparently he can do everything else.

Three STD’s for Fedor…

Hep, Hepa, Hooray
Hep, Hepa, Hooray
Hep, Hepa, Hooray

“I could tha US of A from here.
Comrades higher I want to seeeeeee……..”

Fedor’s Team helps him simulate flight for his upcoming fight with God, only $139.95 on PPV. [$179.95 for HD]

lowering Fedor in WWE style makes the fanboys scream like girls at a jonas brothers concert

In an attempt to be at the forefront of the green movement among MMArtists, Fedor experiments with a jet fuel free method of air travel throughout Russia.

Fedor receiving praise from his Sambros

“Now everyone run!”

Red Devil trust exercises.

Wiiiiiii! The only thing that would make me happier is if I had two icecream cones right now! How taste my big cream cone!

END debate : Fedor is n#1 p4p currently beating out oxygen

Fedor: “Gravity is my homeboy”

Fedor’s friends celebrates his decision to get rid of that ugly pullover. Now, they’ve planned to tell him about those small shorts and gi.

After BJ Penn’s mother told the crazy russians that her beloved son would not fight Fedor because he suspects
him to usually grease his way to victory, Fedor and friends celebrates from relief.

In traditional Russian form, Fedor’s body was levitated to the alien mother ship over head. There, his fighting spirit will be yet again reinstated into a different human body so that he may terrorize mankind for another 10 years. This time though, instead of the unassuming build of a pudgy, teddy-bear-like Russian, his new, even more ironic form will be a 14 year old girl…with one arm…and no ears.

“if god wants me to fall then it will happen and if god wants my friends to all perish then i will make it happen”

Someone needs to have an ole sit ‘n talk with Fedor: Groupies should have bigger boobs, longer hair, and less man parts. Maybe an image change is in order.

It’s not a celebration of sambo… It’s a celebration of FEDOR!

This is how all undefeatable Russians get high…

? Believe it or not,
I’m walking on air.
I never thought I could feel so free-. ?

? With two ice cream cones and a really gay sweater.
Who could it be?
Believe it or not it’s just me. ?

Fedor showing his fans how to fly after his sambo win

why would fedor gear up for the iron maiden concert?

PS I’ll take the shirt instead of the mag subscription, I can’t read. OK, it’s not that I can’t, but more I don’t wanna read that.

Stop it guys!!!!!!!!!!! im affraid of heights!!!!!!!!

I make Arlovski do this in ring, hows my pee pee taste.

“ice cream on me guys ”

I make Arlovski do this in ring, hows taste my pee pee now.

Sorry for the double-post.
Correction:

It’s a bird, it’s a plane, no it’s Superman!

Seriously, it’s Superman.

It’s a bird, it’s a place, no it’s Superman!

Seriously, it’s Superman.

While being more of a burden than a blessing, this Russian angel descends upon us to cleanse the world of all glass-chinned demons. And vanilla ice cream.

In Mother Russia, you no throw fight..fight throws you.

To boost TV ratings on Thanksgiving in Poland, the villagers unveiled their coveted Fedor float.

David lands and over hand right… AND down goes Goliath, DOWN GOES GOLIATH!!!!! IT’s ALL OVER!!!

Sinners

Burn the witch!!

american rollercoaster much better than this.

Only after he survives Russia’s infamous ass-tickling torture will Fedor truly be the worlds best.

I like turtles.

Slap hands! Slap hands!

Where can I get MY OWN Tickle Me Fedor?

“This is a trust exercise Fedor. Just close your eyes and fall backwards. We are here for you. TRUST us..”

this is the reason Fedor is so connected with himself and always has that calm, blank expression on his face. Who knew those corny exercises you did at summer camp when you were going through puberty would eventually help make you the baddest man on the planet..

The only way to defeat Fedor currently known to man, the ten man suplex.

“Now knock me out”
Fedor showing what his last opponent looked like

In the name of the Fedor, Son, and Holy Spirit…Amen.

“Finally, Jerry Millen’s lips are off of my ass”

“When will these guys figure out that I am fedor? I will come down when I am good and ready.”

In soviet Russia, Sambo plays you!

Or…..

In soviet Russia, people worship you!

“I love to laugh, ha ha ha ha…”

seriously someone block cool tool’s IP from posting…

“With the growing danger of space debris to the international space station, Russian mission control decide to launch Fedor into orbit to ground potential drifting threats.”

Fedor files a formal complaint with commission stating the referee felt greasy.

Since Fedor is an emotionaless robot, this is the only way he can know what “Happiness” feels like.

Also a electrician by trade, Fedor returns from fixing a spot light after his recent Sambo loss.

@ Batman

Damn u Batman!

The Russian Thanksgiving Day parade is not nearly as fun as the American version.

wait guys i thought we where playing duck duck goose

I will not submit a caption. Batman wins all 5 subscriptions.

And just like that boom.. Fedor called home and Scotty beamed him up.. weird.

“i want his shirt”, “I want his pants”, I got the cup!!!!!!”,I got chocolate on my thumb! mmmm”

“Is even better then scary U.S. roller coaster.”

The World’s Most Dangerous Thanksgiving Float

He smiles on the way up…but i promise you on the next toss up his face wont look the same.

we gonna rape you!

The next person to touch my ass get an armbar!!!!

After selling off their nuclear stockpile Russia was forced to launch their next deadliest weapon…..

Cris Angel ain’t got shit on Fedor.

Fedor cannot be stopped by anything…including gravity!

Dana and Fedor will never come to terms because of Fedor’s love of Sambo and Amateur Cheerleading.

Red jacket: Psst. Hey if we just let him fall then maybe we’ll have a chance to win this fucking thing.

Referee: Are you kidding, the floor will open up and swallow us whole. Even floors know Fedor.

I would rather get a hands free oil check from Bob Sapp than read another issue of Fighters Only. Seriously, how can you push this garbage and live with yourself?

Light as a feather, stiff as a board.
Light as a feather, stiff as a board.
Light as a feather, stiff as a board….

In Mother Russia, YOU are trampoline

Fedor as baby Jesus in a Russian Nativity scene.

F you Issac Newton

We’ve all heard that Fedor was untouchable but this is ridiculous.

Light as a feather, stiff as a board, light as a feather…..

Still untouchable

Holy Shit! Fedor can levitate now?! God help us all

Light as a nail, stiff as a board.

The Russians celebrated wildly as the pinata broke and out fell the prize of Fedor!

Picture above is the wedding party of Jaune claude van dame all rushing to catch fedor to see who will be next to kiss him and get blessed with new love in life

“This brings back good memories of my Randleman fight.”

Everyone was happy til someone told Fedor that Nicoli forgot the ice cream. A mass funeral service will be held tomorrow at 2 pm.

Fedor to himself: “Shit, I hope my whale tail isn’t showing”.

I’m going to be sore in the morning!

After his win, Fedor tries out for the Russian Olympic high jump squad.

With the global economy in decline, the Russian space program attempts a new strategy for launching Cosmonaut Fedor into orbit.

18 months later, the group that tossed him into the air said he felt “greasy”…

Pictured: Day of Fedor’s birth, descending immediately into his first sambo match.

Crazy russians gather outside Zuffa head quaters to catch Fedor and his managment team after Dana white reads the contract they would like to get with UFC.

The same celebration was given to baby Fedor when he made straight A’s on his report card.

The children at the birthday party rushed to claim the giant Fedor action figure as it came hurtling out of the “Sambo Pinata”.

This photo was taken before the Sambo Tournament even began.

I can see my house from here!!

*An oldy but a goody.

Fedor: Yas. Aleksander Emelianenko left camp, we now parr-tee like 1922 to 1991. Oh lay..

Fighting one man at a time was no longer a challenge to Fedor, so he challenged every fighter in the tournament at once. if you look closely you can see the smile on fedor’s face as he plots their destruction.

In mother Russia, sky go YOUdiving.

Fedor: I said blow me bitches, not throw me bitches !

The True Story of Fedor’s Sambo loss:

Unbeknownst to the celebrating crowd, referee Steve Mazzagatti still had not stopped the fight, resulting in disqualification. Asked afterward how a twitching corpse could intelligently defend himself, Steve replied, “Do not underestimate the force with which a corpse can twitch, I have seen James Thompson knocked out multiple times by twitchers. Secondly, with the amount of blood lost and being in Russia, there is always the possibility of Fedor contracting a blood born illness. If Fedor contracts hepatitis from this corpse, I would have to give the decision to the corpse.”

so this is what you do to make a cyborg smile…

Finally an answer to the age old riddle, “How many Russians does it take to change a light bulb?” Nine. One to change it and eight to throw him up there.

Fedor makes a guest appearance on the “Chris Angel: Mindfreak” television series.

Here cornermen help Fedor fulfills his obligations as a tampon spokesman by “trying on” the product.

Fedor jumps the entire american flag football team for the touchdown!!!

Even though I can levitate, do not praise me, I am not an Idol, that is a sin, all praise to God. Also … weeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

Hooray ! Taintberries for everyone !

After defeating all his opponents, jumpstarting the Russian sweater industry and beating Battletoads, Fedor’s only worthy challenge is gravity.

NYE 2009: Fedor Emeliananko vs. Sir Issac Newton

Fedor of Russia returns to earth, after accomplishing the impossible by making Jesus tap, while his hands we’re still nailed down.

Fedor accomplishes the impossible and makes Jesus tap, while his hands we’re still nailed down.

“Fedor loves a good Man toss.”
or
“Is this a sambo tourney or an Elton John concert”
or
“Looks like some window licker got first place at the special olympics”

Fedor of Russia, returns to earth with a vistory over Jesus of Nazareth.

Fedor: Ok.. I better at least crack a half Arsed smile.

After a brilliant win, Fedor decides to reenact his favirote scene from Mary Poppins much to the dismay of his teamates.

“Light as a Fedor, stiff as a board.”

Fedor returning to earth after punching the Man in the Moon with over hand right, finally a worthy opponent!!

First one to grab both cheeks wins a prize!!!

Fedor trying to escape to the Dr recommended colonoscopy!!!

Just a freindly game of “put your thumb on the prostate”

Sorry Aleksander, you aren’t talented enough for this ride.

As Fedor fell from the heavens everyone realized THE MEEK SHALL INHERIT THE EARTH after all

Fedor practices his Zombie evasion technique

Sorry Aleksander, you are too tall for this ride.

Scientists recently discovered that the Russians aren’t actually tossing Fedor up, Fedor is in fact holding them down.

Fedor needed help to reenact how high Arlovski got from his one punch KO, “he was dis high I swear”

Praise be to almighty Fedor! You are the Guru, you are the best! Praise be to almighty Fedor!

Cover shot for Fedor’s next magazine shoot: Taint Misbehavin

“I don’t see what Eddie Bravo is talking about.”"

The entire team, laughs hysterically at the thought of Tim Sylvia.

Fedor celebrates his revenge victory for his brother, after submitting Hepatitis.

The Russian team celebrates after discovering that Hepatitis doesn’t run in the family.

After conquering mma, and Sambo, what is next for the baddest man on the planet ?

Gravity !

Fedor returning from his glorious arm bar victory over God.

This is new commercial for Jack in The Box for their new burger called the Unstoppable … yippee ka yay mini Fedor Burgers

Headline from the Moscow Times:

Fedor’s Sambo win, the resulting Kimura orgy and the lessons learned.

“It was all fun and games until they dropped Fedor like a sack of Randelmans”

Wouldn’t all of the Sambo competitors benefit from letting him hit the floor in hopes of a career ending injury ? Just sayin !

“forget that, ‘if someone is genuinely happy for my accomplishments, they should thank and praise Lord God, and not me’ stuff…higher, higher”

And the Lord said let there be Fedor. Hero to all and he will deliver over hand murder balls as his righteous fury. Dropped from gods hands crushing at least 8 people on the way down.

Emelianenko defeats Red Devil Sports Club via TKO (Leg Drop) at 3:29 of round 1

With a childlike smile, Fedor is thrown up to meet the last remaining challenge.

Not to be outdone, Criss Angel levitates Fedor on his show.

Fedor is like Chuck Norris.. He giggles at the face of danger

Then Fedor showed those men of will what will really was, and floated…

———————————-

Dana White-Kujan: Do you believe in him, Jerry?
Jerry Millen: Aleksander always said, “I don’t believe in God, but I’m afraid of him.” Well I believe in God agent White-Kujan, and the only thing that scares me is Fedor.

Fedor jumps off the ropes; kills 10!!

Look Dana White ! You have to pay top dollar and allow Sambo competitions on the side ! Its not like Fedor Emelianenkos just fall from the sky or something!

So this is what cheerleading contests look like in Russia.

“They’re not holding him up, he’s holding them down!”

After winning his latest Sambo tournament, Fedor exhibits his dominance by submitting a large group of challengers.

@ Batman…..

“After Fedor’s cicumcision, the Russian Team celebrates because they now have enough meat to eat for a year.”

that is fucking hillarious!!!!!!!!!

Gloves, $60… Sambo entry fee, $20… Knowing Dana White will NEVER own your soul, PRICELESS… For everything else there is WAMMA.

People from around the world celebrate Fedor’s slaying of the Main-iac’s career.

They needed all those people to throw Fedor in the air, if Kevin Randleman was around he could have done it all by himself.

Hooray for the Human Chernobyl Project!!!!

After Fedor’s cicumcision, the Russian Team celebrates because they now have enough meat to eat for a year.

Fedor says “gravity is for bitches”

This is the Russian form of a Mosh Pit. If you listen closely you can hear some Pantera in the back ground.. Re, spect, walk. What do you say? Re, spect, walk. Are you talking to me?

Hahah Kadumel we have early morning ghey thoughts.

it seemed like a good idea untill they realized fedor wears nothing under his robe

Holy crap DeathB4Tapout we posted something very similar at the exact same time.. What are the friggin odds….

Tired of the ongoing pound-for-pound debate, Fedor Emlianenko attempts to render the issue moot by achieving weightlessness.

jeez, way to spell

“I am an angel of god. This is why I am unbeaten and untouchable……YOU HUMANOIDS NEED TO GET USED TO THIS!”

It was at this exact moment that Fedor realized that they’re only trying to look up his shorts.

An ominous feeling swept over Fedor. He knew that most of the hands that had hurled him into the air had a thumb tightly held close to the palm, but he knew the old Russian adage “For everyone champion we throw in the air, there will be someone ready to put the thumb in the bum” was about to play true on the way down.

Tee Hee I love all these thumbs in my bum.

3 cheers for Emelianenko!
Hep hep hooray
hep hep hooray
hep …..oh sorry thats the other Emelianenko!

You know Aleks is jumping around off camera saying “Me next! Me next!”

As Jesus descends unto his people….

Today the Russians launched their new space program

Lite as a feather,stiff as a board….the latest in MMA training methods

What is worse than being under Fedor Emelianenko ?

Being under Fedor Emelianenko with a group of extremely happing men !

i think i can see Mr. White’s shiny head from here

Sambo is sooo much more fun than demolishing old UFC Champs!!!!!!!!! Wiiiiiiiiiiii

Seconds later Alexander would fall to his death after trying to emulate his brother one too many times

Fedor bar mitzvah spooky scary boys becoming men, men all wearing robes

gentlemen, don’t worry…is okay…I fly because God finally calling for me.

Hepatitis Free! Hooray!

Fedor convinces his friends to help him get closer to God.

“You see, I am god……next up, I will walk on water like Jesus”

Not pictured:the family of the recently deceased huddled around the remains of their once proud father. The eldest son blankly stares at the celebration vowing to grow up and avenge his father. Dana White immediately signs the child to a three fight deal to screw with Tom Atencio.

Fedor, “Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!”

Yayyy…..This is way more fun than the tea-cups!!! I love the U.S. AND A.

HELP!!! KEEP THOSE CRAZY F***ING RUSSIANS AWAY FROM ME!!

I think this is what Dana White was really frowning about.

Who wears short shorts!! …

Its a good thing Fedor waited until after the fight to pass gas.

Wait comrades my tummy feels funny from so much ice cream.

It takes at least 10 guys to get Fedor off his feet!

Fedor’s bar mitzvah is better late than never

No celebration for you guy in the background.

This is just seconds before the first known case of a group of people dying from getting to close to awesomeness.

After the jump a Fedor up skirt…

This is the best Disney Land ride ever exclaimed Fedor.

The villagers panic to bring him back down as Fedor proves he can also defeat gravity.

And then they all went out for ice cream.

Fedor really IS a gift from heaven!

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Fedor is so tough, he skydives without a parachute. Just needs people to catch him to protect the Earth from his landing.

Why is the referee involved in this celebration?