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Caption Contest: Win a Subcription to Fighters Only! [UPDATED]

(The launch issues for the new U.S. and Canadian versions of Fighters Only, available on newsstands now.)

Heads up, Potato Nation. Fighters Only, the world’s longest-running MMA and lifestyle magazine, has finally invaded North America with new editions for the U.S. and Canada. Previously only available on import, subscriptions to the U.S. and Canadian versions of the magazine are now available, and we’re giving you lucky people the chance to win one. All you have to do is come up with a clever caption for the photo after the jump [updated, 10:13 a.m. ET: We had to switch the photo; sorry for wasting your brilliance], and post it in the comments section below. The best five captions will win subscriptions to the Fighters Only edition of their choice. Feel free to enter multiple times, but be sure to get in your captions by Monday night at midnight ET. Good luck!

(Fedor Emelianenko celebrates a recent Sambo win.)

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Bubbaduncan- March 23, 2009 at 9:42 pm
I thought we were focusing on global warming. Congratulations Russia. You just made a new hole in the ozone layer.
Samskillz- March 23, 2009 at 3:26 pm
Vegas fans aren't this dedicated. Bye UFC!
MGuerin- March 23, 2009 at 9:06 am
"We send him back from which he came"
slugg1584- March 21, 2009 at 10:31 am
Everyone who had a part in helping Fedor win this event help out, get in here Mr. Referee you were as much a part of this as anyone!


levatating is harder than this thing you call M-M-A but both I do with the ease
Bubbaduncan- March 21, 2009 at 9:08 am
Samboree '09
BlueSteel- March 21, 2009 at 6:52 am
Whennnn Fe-dor hits your eye,
Like that Ar-lov-ski guy,
That's...a knock out.

(sing to the tune of "That's Amore" by Dean Martin)
Jason- March 21, 2009 at 3:35 am
In Russia the bride often chooses to keep the bouquet and throw the groom.
bitteralex- March 20, 2009 at 5:37 pm
Even gravity doesn't want to fight with fedor
MrWood- March 20, 2009 at 3:21 pm
Fedors new MMA training - Strange Daycare games.
Thadeus- March 20, 2009 at 2:54 pm
He can see Sarah Palin's house from that high.
WANG CHUNG FIGHTER - March 20, 2009 at 2:24 pm

When that HOOKER over there told me about a "Russian man toss", I'll be honest, I was picturing something completely different.
Jason Guida's magical mouthpiece- March 20, 2009 at 11:11 am
Not pictured: Russian dignity.
El Feo- March 20, 2009 at 8:44 am
Fedor: "This is NOT what i meant when i said Toss Salad!! Bitches!!"
Billy- March 20, 2009 at 7:40 am
Fighters Only is the magazine equivalent of Ross Pointon.
Chinstroker- March 20, 2009 at 6:40 am
In the ultimate example of lay-and-pray, Machida remains seated and continues to take notes on the distracted Fedor in search of his weakness.
Ivanthebrown- March 20, 2009 at 6:35 am
An angry mob attacks Fedor Emelienenko after finding out that he as been using Vaseline this whole time.
BeesKnees- March 20, 2009 at 5:52 am
Look at the guy in the back looking away uninterested, even though it will take Fedor 5 seconds to get back on his feet that dude's got 3 seconds until he recieves a vicious armbar
Tristan- March 20, 2009 at 2:28 am
All Russians know to never let the Fedor touch the ground, or you'll have to burn it.
coconuts- March 20, 2009 at 1:35 am
After his monumental victory over Zeus, Fedor descends gloriously into the loving hands of his subjects.
GSP for Prime Minister- March 19, 2009 at 11:41 pm
"No one has gone up to heaven except the one who came down from heaven, the Son of Man who is in heaven..."

John 3:13
Emo Sux- March 19, 2009 at 11:24 pm
...and now, they demonstrate the light frame of the communist robot man-beater!
robtastic- March 19, 2009 at 9:59 pm
i was gonna try to write something but i think Geriatric Peon won it
Junia- March 19, 2009 at 9:33 pm
Two possible scenarios come out of this:
A) They fumble the catch: this becomes the last known photograph of all of the inidividuals involved


B) They successfully make the catch: this still becomes the last known photograph of all of the individuals involved.

Rawkus- March 19, 2009 at 9:28 pm
The guy in the white shirt w/ blue shoes in the background...
"Fedor gets all the fun..."
Abel - March 19, 2009 at 8:56 pm
Everybody just do what he says or he'll kick our ass