Rough night with the boyfriend.

owwwwwwwwwwrighty then!

Chuck Liddell's last stand occurred right here. (In his substitute teacher voice)

what do you mean the jersey shore: ohio cast is already full?

for the life of me i cannot come up with a comment for this but im sure chael sonnen could, and it would be awesome!

Rich didn't think Brock would mind if he took some of his Jack Links beef jerky! How wrong was HE!

"Actually, Tito and I are friends! First, he asks me to punch the tongue out of some old fart. Later, he asked me to tongue-punch his wife's old fart box. Some call it "one-sided friendship", I call it "free oxys". I've got the "family dr's" number right here..."

Left hand Hospital, Right hand Retirement.

"Does this smell like queef...?"

I retired Chuck Liddel and all I got was this lousy...shocker joke!!!
OR
Real men wear...permanent black eyes!!!
OR
A sentence with the word 'pink' alongside the words 'gay' and/or 'faggot' used under the guise of being humorous free speech.
OR
A caption with someone complaining how unoriginal everyone elses submission is. Then followed up quickly (after the winners are announced) by a comment that discredits the winners *whilst* bringing attention to examples of their own non-nominated work and how superior it is in comparison.

AND OF COURSE...

FIRST!!!

This is not a raffle ticket you're signing up for. The prizes are encouragement for funny and creative people to entertain us. If you can't come up with an original idea, don't post. If you can't improve on someone else's idea, don't post. If you have any doubts whether someone will laugh at your caption, don't post.

As it stands, this caption contest is almost unreadable. Granted, I only made it to the end of page 2 before giving up.

You know what this is? This is my new fuckin' pink cast. You know what that means? I'm gettin some fuckin' pussy tonight.

Jersey Shua that was killer dude, I really dug it.

"And I'm supposed to wipe my ass......how??"

One in the stink, arm in the pink.

Balls deep? Clearly I go elbow deep.

"wwwaaaaaaaa"

New UFC Hall of Fame policy: Don't ask, don't tell.

In what would turn out to be a simple case of ease dropping and miss-communication, Rich Franklin is left with a great conversation piece.

While waiting to have his newly broken arm set and the cast put on, Franklin was over heard telling Dana White "It was such an honor to get the chance to bang with Chuck... I was not going to let the opportunity go to waste, so I figured I can still finish him off with one good hand".

Then when discussing how his arm felt as he was clearly favoring it, holding it at an angle close to his chest, he was heard stating; "Oh, I feel fabulous, but honestly... I'm just stuck on 98 degrees."

Discussing what he plans to do in the UFC once his arm heals he was overheard saying, "You know, I do not care how big they are, I think i can still get in their and take it, and I can give it right back too them. I do not think I am to old for these new young kids."

The final straw was when Rich commented on the angle of the cast and said he thinks it should be a little more "acute".

I need to find Diaz brothers and ask if this qualifies me for any of that medicinal stuff.

Allow me to set the scene... The doctor walks in to set Rich's broken arm. He's carrying two sets of X-rays - one of Rich's arm and the other of his brain.

Doctor: Rich, I'm afraid I have good news and bad news. Which would you like first?

Rich: Give me the good news.

Doctor: Well Rich, you suffered a clean break. Healing time varies, but given your excellent physical condition, you should be back to light training in 6-to-8 weeks.

Rich: What's the bad news?

Doctor: Unfortunately, during your years competing in combat sports, you've suffered many, many traumatic blows to the skull. While it shouldn't cause you any cognitive impairment in the near future, you're much more likely to suffer from Alzheimer's-like symptoms later in life.

Rich: Well, at least nothing's broken.

Without the use of his left hand, it is impossible for Rich Franklin to count the number of times he's bailed out the UFC by taking meaningless catchweight fights.

Rich Franklin has it all folks - the eye of the tiger, the heart of a champion, and the mind of a school teacher. Now he has the cast of a 6 year-old girl to go along with it.

Yeah, yeah, I get it... My cast is pink. Why don't you guys go inside and make fun of Machida? That ain't cider he's drinkin'...

Most people would be embarrassed to have their arm broken by their grandfather. In Cincinnati however, it's referred to as "The Trailer Park Badge of Honor".

My god these comments are terrible.. what are you people thinking.

I covered it with a foot of ice man but it didn't help the swelling at all.

"I'm willing to give an arm and a leg for breast cancer." - Rich

I invented this new thing called the scratch and sniff cast that I actually stole from Charlie and his chocolate factory umpa lumpas in a all out brawl that was harder than fighting Chuck with a broken arm

While many thought Rich's dower facial expression was caused by the pink cast he was pointing at, few knew that this photo was actually taken moments after the Fedor loss, and Rich was simply pointing at the exact place where Strikeforce's stocks had fallen.

"Derp derp its pink because it got broken herp herp schmevolution derp derp."

I wanted it to match my man pussy k?

"Don't look at my face, look right here if you don't believe me k?"

Ace: "What? you mean this? Oh, Tito gave it to me for beating Chuck. Now he just beats Jen in the face."

No really... right here it smells like strawberries.

The strange maroon belt restraining Rich seemed almost symbolic - as it paralleled the limit of his skills at being only a contender and not a holder of a championship belt ever again.

Little did anyone know, Rich was pointing out the large diamondback rattlesnake just below the frame of the picture, a both curious and dangerous sight in an urban area such as this.

It wasn't enough for Rich to replace Tito on The Ultimate Fighter. Now he wants to take his title as "Fighter Who Best Milks An Injury For All It's Worth".

Nothing says combatlifestyle.com like pink accessories and a VIP pass to an afterparty in your honor. Just like in the gladiator days...

Sorry folks, Rich is going to be headed to a new afterparty. Anderson Silva just walked in and Rich just doesn't think he's gonna get another drink...

I asked Urijah Faber to sign my cast, but he refused. Man, he's really milking that two broken hands excuse.

In an attempt to combat his problem with persistent black eyes, Rich has taken to wearing eye protection... On his collar.

Pink sleeves - CHECK. Retro 1940's cab driver hat stolen from grampa's closet - CHECK. Aviator sunglasses (for show only, not for actual eye protection) - CHECK. Apparently the Rich Franklin afterparty will be featuring a Justin Timberlake lookalike contest.

Let this be a lesson to you baby boomers - Don't pat yourself on the back too hard after sending grampa to the home.

Hi, can i get a Cosmopolitan please......

Now this is a story all about how my life got flipped turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there
I'll tell you how I become the prince of a town called No-Where
In West Cincinnati born and raised
On the gym is where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool and ownin’ all the Middleweights thrown at me like fools
When a guy named Anderson was up to no good
Started makin' trouble in my neighborhood
I got in two little fights and Dana got scared and said you're movin' to fight people that’ll get you No-Where
I begged and pleaded with him day after day but he packed my suitcase and sent me on my way
He give me a check and then he gave me my ticket put my weight on and said I might as well kick it
New weight class yo this is bad facin’ old dudes changing weight classes
Is this what the people of No-Where live like hmmm this might be all right
But wait I hear they're old and all that
Is this the type of place that they should send this cool cat
I don't think so I'll see when I get there I hope they're prepared for the prince of No-Where
Well uh the plane landed and when I came out
I was stuck in Germany, faced with another Silva lookin’ for a knockout
I ain't tryin' to get beat yet I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like lightening disappeared
I circled for a jab and when he came near he swung like a maniac to put me on my rear
If anything, I could say this wasn’t fair, but I thougt man forget it, yo home to No-Where
I pulled up to fight about 7 or 8 and I yelled to the Iceman, yo homes smell you later
Looked at my kingdom I was finally there to sit on my throne as the Prince of No-Where

Inside this cast is a broken arm.

1st fight with Anderson Silva: broken nose.
2nd fight: breast cancer.

HOLY SHIT THOSE WERE GOOD SHROOMS!!! One minute I'm in my apartment with my homies... next thing you know i'm making millions of dollars talking out of my asshole, somehow banging Jenny McCarthy of all people, and apparently have recently turned into a gay cage fighter. FML!!!

Rich Franklin proves his dedication to Bret Hart and is finally accepted as a member of the Hart Foundation

Dude..look, I put my arm in the cotton candy machine...

Looks like Rich just snorted a line of coke off the cast and is offering the cameraman the rest.

i wish i could add sound clips to the comment section, cuz Private Pyle crying after the sock party beating would fit this pic perfectly.

The first recorded picture of Rich Franklin without a black eye

You think this is bad......There's a little girl walking around With a Cast covered in Aces...

What cast? This cast? No, it's not mine man. Jenna gave it to me. She said Titto gave it to her...............or did he put her in it? I don't know, it was one or the other.

'What do you mean i can't come in? What do you mean I need a jacket? Dude I'm calling badr Hari if you dont let me through this rope!"

say hello to my little friend, pinkberry, he breaks hearts and careers baby!

Franklin quickly changed to a blue cast after silva said he owns the colour pink

so like i was saying, 'it doesnt matter if it starts vibrating in the airport, no one will confiscate it!'

They said ONLY hot chicks past this red rope.
damnit I'm hot, look at this pink cast......come on it's not fair!

"Once again Fire Marshall Bill bares the scars of his fire-safety demonstrations. LEMME SHOW YA SOMETHIN!"

Yo guys, I think I found something I can block Anderson's knees with.

Jeff from the popular kids show "Today's Special" showing off his new arm after a horrific mannequin accident. "Hocus pocus alimagocus."

Rich Franklin clowns around on the set of his new reality show, tentatively titled Cincinnati Shore.

I don't know if anyone realized this, but you can relate the color of the cast to a sexual orafice possessed by females. Go!

Apparently Rich was with Jenna during her extreme experimental days.

This cast is stained pink from all the blood of bullies at school

"3'rd base with the My Little Pony with a heart on its' butt, booyah!"

The cast is pink! The cast is pink! THE GOD DAMN CAST IS PIIIIIINK!!!

This pink cast is actually made out of the hardened walls of my vagina!

I like pink. Write that in your little notebook.

I went to UFC 115 and all I got was this broken arm............Oh, and Knock Out of the Night.

"I LIKE TUHRTLES!"

help! jorge gurgel is in here and hes swinging for the fences

Rich Franklin started wearing a condom on his arm, figuring that if he was going to act like a dick, he should look like one too.

"Of course he's not going to sign your cast. You just ended his career."

"Curiously, the cast is the most masculine thing that Ace is wearing"

"Despite the endorsement from Rich Franklin, the limited edition American Fighter cast didn't go over well with MMA fans"

Jim Carrey stars in an upcoming film where he plays a male breast cancer survivor and is shown here representing his pink cast at the Kimbo Slice needs a job fundraiser.

See Jardine. If you'd have gone past the wrist and gone shoulder deep like I did Dana wouldn't have fired you.

or

Fedor's so tough than when he get's arm barred some poor innocent UFC fighter breaks his arm!

Worlds biggest Kotex right here Cyborg, wanna see if it fits?

Here's a formula for the former math teacher:

Rich Franklin
subtract one silly hat
subtract broken ass nose
subtract (black eyes to the nth power)
subtract broken arm
subtract bright pink cast
subtract "I just farted from too much Amped Energy Drink" facial expression

equals decent photo of Rich Franklin.

I gotta quit drinking.......I went out last night in my Trans-Am wearing Affliction

"the guy with the rubber glove was suprisingly gentle."

This kick hurt me twice.

Rich Franklin proudly adds Owens Corning Pink Panther Home Insulation to his list of sponsors.

Ace didn't realize that when he signed the contract he'd have to replace Tito in both the octagon and the bedroom that night. Here he shows just how far into the pink his left got.

I retired Chuck Liddell and all i got was this pink cast..

"Does this make me look fat?"

The pet detective on vicodin wants your name here baby.

The Pet detective on vicodin, just looking to have a good time.

since rich wears his famous pink and brown trunks every fight.. he wanted to know if he can this deep in tito's butt to make his cast match.

it might not be much now but wait til i get some brown pinstripes up in this bitch....

" Hey Rich any comments about your last fight?" Rich: " I got an owie"

I'm not queer, I just play one in the UFC.

Franklin: ok, ok guys I get it...this cast looks faggoty, but I am just waiting for the American Fighter Decal to come in mail, then it won't be soo gay.

"You guys might not approve of this cast, but who got a lollypop from the doctor for his owie? yes thats right me"

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Anderson Silva - 3
Rich Franklin - 0

you see this? this is my new arm cast. you know what that means? it means im gettin f*ckin laid....

FYI, this picture was taken by Anderson Silva. Rich was just checking with him to see if his cast matched some of Silva's shirts.

"Now I have a broken arm to complement my broken acting career" - "The color of this cast much like my feature film Cyborg Soldier is meant for desperate fat chicks!"


At least Rich's name sake "ACE Ventura" unlike himself is entertaining enough to watch in re-runs.

And finally for the Katt Williams fans:

Liddell Fan - "Hey Rich, Chuck said with one swift kick he'll break that weak ass cast too"

Rich - " This cast right here, Nigga?, This cast right here, Nigga? Right here? This cast here, Nigga? This shit is pink, Nigga!

"You see this Anderson Silva? Yeah I may not be able to beat you but I can destroy the Killer Klowns from Outer Space only losing one arm"

'So who are you wearing tonight Rich?'

'Honey, this is a Stella McCartney, pink's in this year. Ice Blue is soooo 2006.'

Rich gets a pink cast in preparation to offset a bruised eye.

"You've heard of Pink-Eye right? Yeah, I've got 'Pink Arm!' "

I'm still trying to figure out how to properly do a side check kick...it's a learning process, right James?

Rich Franklin takes his nickname a little too seriously.
"Ace of Hearts. Get it guys? ACE of Hearts?"

Out with the pink, in with the Nantucket red

"seriously guys, this isn't pink, its salmon! Why won't anyone sign it?!"

"Hey Rich, what would you give for a klondike bar?"

I would be embarassed by my shitty jokes, if not for the several hundred worse jokes that people will have posted by the end of the week.

Ow! Ow! Ow! Mommy! Ow! Mommy! It hurts! Owiieee!!! Ow wow wow wow wow! :*(

See this cast Kalib Starnes? Yeah its the color of your vagina....

"See Nick Ring, This is how ya rock the pink" Also, Morphine is a Helluva Drug!!! Thanks Chuck!!"

Meth...not even once.

"I told them a hundred times - I specifically asked for vermillion! I come to, and I get this? Where's my stylist?!?!"

I was sniffing the inside of this cast earlier and let me just say.... DOOO NOT GO IN THERE!

"This is the one Anderson shoved up my keister - his favorite color is pink..."

"I told Nick Ring to go easy with the Dutch Rudder, but he wouldn't listen... he just wouldn't listen!" *SOB*

"Anderson Silva actually broke this arm our first fight"

Doorman: Sorry dude, no more guys in the club tonight.
Rich: But homey I have this sweet hat and shades
Doorman: Sorry buddy, it's a sausage fest in there
Rich: But don't I look fabulous with this pink cast?
Doorman: Don't make me call the cops, pal.
Rich: *cues the sad puppy dog eyes*
Doorman: I'm still not imprezzed - beat it

The look of the shocker 1 in the PINK and 2 in his STINK!!!

1 in the PINK and 2 in his STINK!!!

"And coming out next fall: Queer guy with a black eye."

Upon finding out that Pink was the new black, Rich Franklin chose this cast and consulted his wife on how to properly use Maybelline Cover up...because he was worth it.

@beirergoggles

Can't hate a guy for trying, am i right?

They gave me morphine just for breaking my arm!

Really? You want me to try and get it all the way up to here this time? Ok... You know the drill Dana, put down the camera and bend over.

"Duuuuude why the hell do i have a pink cast on? im so blazed right now."

I don't know what happend? She only let me put it in
this far!!

Funny you should ask... Why yes...Yes I am color blind. You must be the 50th person to ask me that today! Thats so funny that everyone keeps asking... even Dana is cracking up about it!

"How long has Rich been playing statue?"

Ace says drink your Milk kids, Osteoporosis is a pink laden cast toting bitch.

"Smell right here... that's right, that smell is your momma."

That's not pink colored, that's "Mariusz Pudzianowski after round one" colored.

rich franklin gets his ass kicked for wearing that douchey hat, and has to wear a super gay cast that ensures this wont be his last beating.

Pink Cast Hospital, Right Hand Cemetery.

Somewhere Chael Sonnen cries softly in the corner mourning the theft of his beloved pink bandages

you live and learn and this time I learned: This is the last time I let Anderson Silva drive me to the Hospital.

So I said, "give me something that matches my complexion".

Chuck used to break jaws, now he just breaks arms with his jaw.

Chuck Liddell kicks so hard he turns straight casts gay.

"I kid you not, I was in Jenna up to here..."

"That's right Mr. Nicky Ring. I got the last Prada cast. So you can just go get some tacky knee brace covered in LV's, and suck it! Because I am looking fab-u-lous tonight!"

This isn't pink you fuckerzzz,...it's bubblegum.

Rich Franklin shows off his trophy from arm wrestling with Chris Cyborg's penis.

An example of yet another failed attempt by the UFC to get Rich Franklin to retire without having to fire him.

"Try putting this shade on your toenails, Chucky-boy. Uh-huh. That's right. I went there!"

Dr. Northcott did such a great job in the surgery I decided to let her pick the colour!

Since there are no women fighters in the UFC to sponsor, why not use Rich Franklin's dignity as the canvas.

Proof that 5-hour-energy and southpaw fapping do not mix.

They were all out of periwinkle blue

Although his agent begged him not to Jim Carrey continued to do his own stunts.

Rich Franklin loves pink, in fact he even tried to give a few ladies a pink sock fisting with his pink cast, that is dedication.

The doctor said it's not a career ending injury - I told him I'd get a second opinion...

Ariel Helwani: "Dana White - is tonight the last night we have seen the Iceman enter the octagon?"

Hey you guys did I mention that I broke my arm in my fight with Chuck? Because I did...... and it hurt alot ......you guys?

My daughter likes pink so fuck you.

slurred and smelling like tequilla and hot sauce, "come on ladies I know I dont have the belt anymore, but i swear its this big"

Excuse me sir, but your pink cast is showing....A-BUMBLE-BEE-TUNA

"Look, I haven't gotten pussy in months... my luggage got sent to Circus Circus but unfortunately, I'm in Canada where the health care program is comprable to the Muppet Show! At least brock didn't have to where a pussy ass pink cast! I'm on my 6th Red Bull... The weed here sucks! I can't find a place that sells Nacho's to save my life...and all you keep fucking asking me is "what are you worried aboot?!" Fuck you! Fuck Mario Lem-yoo! Fuck Brett Heart! Fuck the Expos! Rodney King Bitches!"



-The death of Franklin's "nice guy" persona...

Like a Glove wins. Thread over. Stop already.

a few more weeks of work and my body armour will be complete only then will anderson silva meet his new nemesis "ace man"

@DangadaDang

Hoping lighting will strike twice?? HA HA... At first I did not get the Jim Carey reference... then it clicked... HA HA. Well played

"I've gotta be honest guys. My arm already had a hairline fracture from my extensive training in the north-south position with Nick Ring during my brief stint on TUF. Of course we both applied our rubber guards before transitioning into full mount, silly goose!" - Rich "Up the Ace" Franklin

"I'd like to thank Rich Franklin for his efforts in bringing breast cancer awareness more prominently into the MMA spotlight. After all, everyone knows about my affinity for breasts. Just ask Darrill Schoonover." - Quinton "Rampage" Jackson

Oh This? I had em make it from Jardine's pink slip.

"What do you mean I'm not on the list? Check this out! I just finished douche-training!"

Jim Carey finds out that breaking up with Kim Couture has a literal meaning.

"Listen, I had to go with pink you guys. I figured it was the only way to make it up to my daughter now that im limited on shadow puppet creations before bedtime. She likes this new one though..check it out..can you see it? Lets just say he might have broken my arm, but its him that me and my daughter laugh at before she hits the hay. You should see her reaction when I put his face on the wall and just start mumbling."

My little 'Man Bitch' Jorge suggested this colour...

Oh this??? Its nothing... I am just a big supporter of Susan G Komen. I think Breast Cancer is a serious problem that deserves serious awareness. Anything I can do to help raise that awareness is a good thing. You can say I am a big supporter of breasts... Yes ma'am, I am always aware of the breasts. In fact, I will be preforming free breasts exams for the remainder of my medical suspension.

(Rich Franklin... Yet again finding a way to win and prove why he is one of the craftiest/smartest bastards in MMA.)

"Man-dude, I am seriously gonna consider changing my pediatrician.
That A-hole told me this would taste like cotton candy!"

Rich is disappointed to find out that a hard cast doesn't help to block knees in a Thai clinch.

I'm not queer, but I play one in the UFC.

"I may have a pink cast, but Tito is still a pu$$y"

Only after Ace came down from being hopped up on painkillers did he realize his friends played an awful prank and chose the pink cast on his behalf.

"Please don't run me out of your neighborhood, Chael Sonnen."

This is the pink limb that Jorge Gurgel fell in love with.... and now its hurted

I KO'd Chuck Liddell into retirement and all I got was this lousy pink cast.

Trust me....this thing looks badass when I wear my Affliction Tshirt.

Rich Franklin has always been a supporter in the fight to end breast cancer. Recently, Chuck and Rich went campaigning together to raise awareness. Rich expressed his appreciation by saying "Hey Chuck, thanks for the mammaries!"

This is my newly transplanted human arm. Next, a new human face so Dana can tell the difference between me and Forrest. Man, I need a banana.

"So I was like 'then wrap it up in bacon, damnit!', and then He was all like 'The closest thing I got is bubble-tape'....

maybe this will end up like rookie of the year and he will actually be able to punch hard enough to beat anderson silva for a change

Rich Franklin tweaks his eyebrows and makes his "Forrest Griffin" face.

Little did the UFC know, Jim Carrey snuck into the TUF Finale with a pink cast disquised as Rich Franklin.

"Dana, will you kiss my boo boo?"

"I'm saving this spot for my plastic surgeon to sign."

"Yeah yeah, but I bet you don't have a cast that matches your panties..."

Rich Franklin lesson number one thousand eighty five:
1 in the stink 5 in the pink

My arm actually isn't broken, I just dropped my shades in the cotton candy machine at the afterparty. What, you guys don't have carnival food at your afterparties...?

Franklin "Has anyone seen Nick Ring around, I want him to sign my gay pink cast"

"You think this pink cast is gay? ? Yeah well I could have got the same design as that guy's t-shirt"

Is this Rich Franklin's way of telling us he has breast cancer?

Rich Franklin out on the town sporting Affliction's new minimalist line.

"I don't know whats bigger, my pupils or the line of painkillers I'm doing off my cast, want some chuck? I mean its no valspar, but it'll do the trick."

damn double post

Whatever little girl, can you knock out the Iceman...wait, dont answer that!

"I may have a pink cast but atleast it's not half as gay as that dude's shirt behind me."

I'm the "Last Guy on Earth" to ever make Chuck Liddell feel like a "Man on the Moon" but I'd be a "Liar,Liar" if i didn't tell you I'm just happy that I never have to fight Anderson Silva, who strikes like "Batman Forever". Being Dana White's "Yes Man" has it's ups and downs though. For example, having to wear "The Mask" of shame around your family to hide the black eye reminding yourself for being "Dumb and Dumber" to accept a rematch with a guy who gave you "Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind". And thanks to "The Cable Guy" giving me UFC on demand I have to relive my fight with "Bruce Almighty" on a daily basis, which is not "Fun with Dick and Jane" to say the least. If i see that fight one more time it will be "The number 23" Being a public figure, you're life is often like "The Truman Show" you know, with your name in bright lights on "The Majestic" and all.

Oh, this cast? I told my doctor "Simon Birch" that I wanted a my cast to be "In Living Color"

I'm the "Last Guy on Earth" to ever make Chuck Liddell feel like a "Man on the Moon" but I'd be a "Liar,Liar" if i din't tell you I'm just happy that I never have to fight Anderson Silva, who strikes like "Batman Forever". Being Dana White's "Yes Man" has it's ups and downs though. For example, having to wear "The Mask" of shame around your family to hide the black eye reminding yourself for being "Dumb and Dumber" to accept a rematch with a guy who gave you "Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind". And thanks to "The Cable Guy" giving me UFC on demand I have to relive my fight with "Bruce Almighty" on a daily basis, which is not "Fun with Dick and Jane" to say the least. If i see that fight one more time it will be "The number 23" Being a public figure, you're life is often like "The Truman Show" you know, with your name in bright lights on "The Majestic" and all.

Oh, this cast? I told my doctor "Simon Birch" that I wanted a my cast to be "In Living Color"

You ever hear of a pink sock? Well Chuck's got stuck on my arm after I "broke it" off in his ass.

This pink cast is less gay than The Crazies.

I can't think of a comment but Rich doesn't have a black-eye in this photo. wtf

My wife is pissed....cuz I'm up to my elbow in pink.

"This picture is proof that after 2 fights with A. Silva resulting is a horribly crooked nose. Rich just figured instead of getting surgery to repair his nose, he would have a plastic surgeon slowly turn him into a common pink farm pig. Starting with the left arm."

Having polished off a six pack while watching one too many "Cowboy" Bob Orton matches, Rich Franklin demonstrates his gameplan for finally beating Anderson Silva.

"Rich's choice in shorts, shirts, and even his cast may seem odd to some, but there is a method to his madness. You see, he figures that if he can cover as much of his body as possible in pink, then no one will notice that he turns into a giant pussy every time Anderson Silva walks in the room."

"I like pink because I am a strong believer that Pussy Is Not Kool."

It's the only color they had, man. Seriously... Why're you laughing? D:

"Quick question Rich, which do you think is in better shape after your last fight, your arm or Chucks career?"

"Everything is pink on the... outside???"

Pink casts....they're the new black eyes.

Matt hamill is not impressed by your sign language Rich.

Your cast went how far up Jenna's ass?

What do you know about Chuck Liddell?

Ace: Kenpo style kicker graduated from San Marcos High June 1992, California Polytechnic honors graduate class of 1995, holds 2 UFC records, one for most wins by knockout, one for most creative dance moves , former nickname "The Iceman," the first and only pro-athlete ever to come out of San Luis Obispo County and one hell of a model American!

"Honestly guys.. which makes me look gayer, my hat or this??"

I did this for you Tito! Now when do I get that rusty trombone from Jenna?

"It hurts right here"

"Oh My God!!!! THEE Chuck Liddell signed my cast, im so happy I could faint.........wait a minute, why does it spell Chukc Liddle?"

Franklin: "Justin Bieber...Justin Bieber.. will you sign my cast? ...right here? I'm your biggest fan!". And Rich Franklin wonders why MMA fans have no respect for him.

"Now tito and I have 2 things in common.. we both coached against Chuck on the ultimate fighter and we've both been up to our armpits in something pink that smells inside. ZING"

This is the only way Rich will catch a break in the light heavyweight division.

I only got this deep into Tito's mangina before he headbutt me!!

"Hey Chuck. Sorry about knocking you out like that when you were looking so good. I mean, i heard people were saying you were ready to kick ass and chew bubblegum, like you were ready to make a title run, like you were back, baby. Man, your abs still look great. Nobody could stop talking about them. Everybody was all, 'Chuck's back! Chuck's back!' Crazy world, huh? I mean, i just clipped you a little bit on the chin, it was really just luck, i was just trying to keep you from killing me, and now here you are, everyone's saying you're done, and old, and retiring, and now i'm in line--


Chuck? Why'd you break your phone, Chuck? Dude, you OK?



...




Um, could you sign my cast? Right here? And can you make it out to 'Ace'?"

Seth Petruzelli is my homie!

"Check this out Anderson.. and you only got my nose.."

If you look, this is the same color as Chuck's vagina. I should know because I owned it.

Three darts is tooooo much

touche Rex, back to the drawing board

This is the same color of Titos big meaty pussy.

Chuck may have broken this arm, but at least I didn't break his career... oh wait.

That is the absolute last time that I go out on a date with Tito Ortiz.

Hey Chuck can you sign this?

At least I didn't get a black eye.

Bitches don't know 'bout my pink cast.

Pink is for booty bandits.............and Rich Franklin!!

I retired the single biggest MMA star in history, and all I got out of it was this stupid cast.

Rich knew the only way to become the newest member of the "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy" cast was to complete his v-neck, unusable sunglasses and "fashionable" hat ensemble was with an equally as gay pink arm cast.

Someone call the local public school, i think we found that special needs kid that fell off the short bus.

Suck it Steven Tyler

"Y'all don't know 'bout mah flicka jab!"

"All I'm saying is that if you want to sign this, then you'd better have a purple glitter pen."

His pink cast says "I'm a professional fighter who's tough enough to disregard your opinion of my pink cast."

His facial expression says: "Mommy kissa owwie?"

Like a glove!

Rich Franklin is pictured making 12 errors in the practice of wearing pink in a masculine fashion. Can you find them all?

Yeahs, I gots a pink cast and broughts shades to an evening event, big whoop, wanna fight aboutit?

REAL MEN WEAR PINK.................... and v-necks, girly shades, and the hat the dude wears in the notebook.

Real men wear pink and fight with a broken arm. Suck it Tito!

This is not my shade of pink! Guys seriously, you should know by now!