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Caption Contest: Win ‘The Crazies’ on DVD or Blu-Ray!

If you were able to sit through Cris Cyborg vs. Jan Finney this weekend without barfing, you probably have an appreciation for over-the-top violence. And if that’s true, you might be interested in the fact that The Crazies is being released on DVD and Blu-Ray tomorrow. Hit us with the synopsis, IMDb:

As a toxin begins to turn the residents of Ogden Marsh, Iowa into violent psychopaths, sheriff David Dutton tries to make sense of the situation while he, his wife, and two other unaffected townspeople band together in a fight for survival.

Anchor Bay Home Entertainment has hooked us up with five copies of the gritty horror flick, which we’d like to pass on to you, our beloved readers. To claim one, you must come up with a clever caption to the photo after the jump. Please submit your entries to the comments section of this post by Thursday at midnight PT; we’ll choose five winners on Friday, who will all receive the movie in the format of their choice. Sound fair? Then let’s get to work…

(Rich Franklin following UFC 115. Props:

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nomaam- July 27, 2010 at 2:15 pm
Rough night with the boyfriend.
Jopac- July 1, 2010 at 10:38 am
owwwwwwwwwwrighty then!
CHICAGO_TONE- July 1, 2010 at 8:39 am
Chuck Liddell's last stand occurred right here. (In his substitute teacher voice)
Matty- July 1, 2010 at 8:02 am
what do you mean the jersey shore: ohio cast is already full?
hotsaucemonster- July 1, 2010 at 8:01 am
for the life of me i cannot come up with a comment for this but im sure chael sonnen could, and it would be awesome!
MIRJITSU- June 30, 2010 at 1:09 pm
Rich didn't think Brock would mind if he took some of his Jack Links beef jerky! How wrong was HE!
Krazy Kracker- June 30, 2010 at 8:06 am
"Actually, Tito and I are friends! First, he asks me to punch the tongue out of some old fart. Later, he asked me to tongue-punch his wife's old fart box. Some call it "one-sided friendship", I call it "free oxys". I've got the "family dr's" number right here..."
JaredMagno- June 30, 2010 at 8:05 am
Left hand Hospital, Right hand Retirement.
Krazy Kracker- June 30, 2010 at 8:03 am
"Does this smell like queef...?"
Poutine Guillotine- June 29, 2010 at 10:40 pm
I retired Chuck Liddel and all I got was this lousy...shocker joke!!!
Real men wear...permanent black eyes!!!
A sentence with the word 'pink' alongside the words 'gay' and/or 'faggot' used under the guise of being humorous free speech.
A caption with someone complaining how unoriginal everyone elses submission is. Then followed up quickly (after the winners are announced) by a comment that discredits the winners *whilst* bringing attention to examples of their own non-nominated work and how superior it is in comparison.



Charming Charlie- June 29, 2010 at 1:42 pm
This is not a raffle ticket you're signing up for. The prizes are encouragement for funny and creative people to entertain us. If you can't come up with an original idea, don't post. If you can't improve on someone else's idea, don't post. If you have any doubts whether someone will laugh at your caption, don't post.

As it stands, this caption contest is almost unreadable. Granted, I only made it to the end of page 2 before giving up.
woo- June 29, 2010 at 1:17 pm
You know what this is? This is my new fuckin' pink cast. You know what that means? I'm gettin some fuckin' pussy tonight.
dranokills- June 29, 2010 at 12:12 pm
Jersey Shua that was killer dude, I really dug it.
mmachiro- June 29, 2010 at 12:09 pm
"And I'm supposed to wipe my"
kswitchy- June 29, 2010 at 10:53 am
One in the stink, arm in the pink.
kswitchy- June 29, 2010 at 10:51 am
Balls deep? Clearly I go elbow deep.
ArmFarmer- June 29, 2010 at 10:29 am
mister_dailey- June 29, 2010 at 9:39 am
New UFC Hall of Fame policy: Don't ask, don't tell.
bierergoggles- June 29, 2010 at 9:28 am
In what would turn out to be a simple case of ease dropping and miss-communication, Rich Franklin is left with a great conversation piece.

While waiting to have his newly broken arm set and the cast put on, Franklin was over heard telling Dana White "It was such an honor to get the chance to bang with Chuck... I was not going to let the opportunity go to waste, so I figured I can still finish him off with one good hand".

Then when discussing how his arm felt as he was clearly favoring it, holding it at an angle close to his chest, he was heard stating; "Oh, I feel fabulous, but honestly... I'm just stuck on 98 degrees."

Discussing what he plans to do in the UFC once his arm heals he was overheard saying, "You know, I do not care how big they are, I think i can still get in their and take it, and I can give it right back too them. I do not think I am to old for these new young kids."

The final straw was when Rich commented on the angle of the cast and said he thinks it should be a little more "acute".
therussianglamourpuss- June 29, 2010 at 7:59 am
I need to find Diaz brothers and ask if this qualifies me for any of that medicinal stuff.
therussianglamourpuss- June 29, 2010 at 7:54 am
Allow me to set the scene... The doctor walks in to set Rich's broken arm. He's carrying two sets of X-rays - one of Rich's arm and the other of his brain.

Doctor: Rich, I'm afraid I have good news and bad news. Which would you like first?

Rich: Give me the good news.

Doctor: Well Rich, you suffered a clean break. Healing time varies, but given your excellent physical condition, you should be back to light training in 6-to-8 weeks.

Rich: What's the bad news?

Doctor: Unfortunately, during your years competing in combat sports, you've suffered many, many traumatic blows to the skull. While it shouldn't cause you any cognitive impairment in the near future, you're much more likely to suffer from Alzheimer's-like symptoms later in life.

Rich: Well, at least nothing's broken.
therussianglamourpuss- June 29, 2010 at 7:30 am
Without the use of his left hand, it is impossible for Rich Franklin to count the number of times he's bailed out the UFC by taking meaningless catchweight fights.
therussianglamourpuss- June 29, 2010 at 7:26 am
Rich Franklin has it all folks - the eye of the tiger, the heart of a champion, and the mind of a school teacher. Now he has the cast of a 6 year-old girl to go along with it.
therussianglamourpuss- June 29, 2010 at 7:22 am
Yeah, yeah, I get it... My cast is pink. Why don't you guys go inside and make fun of Machida? That ain't cider he's drinkin'...
therussianglamourpuss- June 29, 2010 at 7:14 am
Most people would be embarrassed to have their arm broken by their grandfather. In Cincinnati however, it's referred to as "The Trailer Park Badge of Honor".